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Four Loko Teamed Up With Fleshlight For ‘Sex In A Can’

Image Credit: Fleshlight.com

If you’ve ever wanted to fuck a can of Four Loko, now you can. The infamous alcoholic, caffeinated soda has teamed up with the makers of Fleshlight to create a Four Loko Fleshlight. For $69, you don’t need to risk the cuts and scrapes from making love to a soda can — now, you can safely make your fantasy a reality thanks to Fleshlight’s textured “Mini-Lotus” canal.

The Fleshlight is packaged in Four Loko’s classic camo-print label that has a screw off top for easy Four Loko screwing. It also comes with a brown paper bag so you can confidently carry your Four Loko Fleshlight in public. “We at Fleshlight believe in freedom, fantasy and the pursuit of pleasure,” Fleshlight CEO said in a press release. “This unique collaboration will allow us to spread our much-needed message throughout the culture in exciting new ways.”

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Check out more about the Four Loko Fleshlight: https://mashable.com/article/four-loko-fleshlight-pizzaslime-wtf/

8 Uniquely Sexual Things That Turn People On

http---distractify-media-prod.cdn.bingo-2001097-980xWhen it comes to what makes you cum, everyone’s different. But for some kinksters, some unexpected things really get them going. Here are the strangest images, sounds, and other sensory experiences that people find arousing.

  1. “The sound of pouring soda into a tall glass with ice in it. Soft boiled eggs are arousing also.”
    It’s all about the build up, baby!
  2. “Power tools.”
    This one is probably a porn category.
  3. “The dramatic movie intro at theaters when they talk about emergency exits and tell you to turn your phone off and then pop the popcorn and pour the ice and Coke into the glass and say to enjoy the show.”
    Anything goes once those lights go out…
  4. “I’d say the, like, slopping sound that water makes on the side of a pool when it’s really quiet.”
    Slippery when wet!
  5. “Heavy bass and super deep voices! I am v hard of hearing but can still hear low pitches and they make me feel ways about things.”
    Cue up some Isaac Hayes!
  6. “I live with a roommate and have for six years … when I have the house to myself, I inherently feel sexual and have the urge to do something about it. Something about being home alone makes me want to act out and get freaky!”
    Naught naughty, horny roommate!
  7. “A freshly cut golf course at dawn, when there’s still dew on the grass and you’re the first one out there so you can see your footprints.”
    Dew is hot.
  8. “The dull roar of a skateboard coming down the street.”
    Good vibrations!

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Check out more about the uniquely sexual things that turn people on: https://mashable.com/article/things-that-turn-people-on-masturbation/

Dr. Pepper Makes A Gay Sex Ad

Image Credit: The Daily Dot

A Swedish ad for Dr. Pepper has been getting a lot of internet attention from the LGBTQ community for its, ahem, cheekiness. A tweet with what appears to be a queer-aimed ad for the iconic soda uses gay sex to catch consumers’ attention. In the ad, the top and bottom of a Dr. Pepper can are labeled as “top” and “bottom”—with the full front of the can labeled “vers,” which is gay slang for “versatile,” aka either a “top” or “bottom” during sex.

The ad concludes: “A queer drink for diverse drinkers.” Obviously, Twitter users were quick to respond: “I like the idea that being top/bottom/vers constitutes diversity. Where is the drink for the frot/vore-only queens,” said one user. Some find the ad hilarious, while others have called it out for awkwardly trying to advertise to the queer demographic. Cheers, tops and bottomshttps://www.niteflirt.com/!

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Check out more about Dr. Pepper’s gay sex ad: https://www.dailydot.com/irl/dr-pepper-is-vers/