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Kim Kardashian Coyly Suggests She And Pete Davidson Are Having Awesome Sex

Kim Kardashian has confirmed what fans have long suspected—Pete Davidson is a demon in the sack. “When I turned 40, everyone said it’s the best sex of your life,” Kim shared. “And grandma kept on telling me, ’40 is the best sex,’ and I was like ‘OK. I’m ready.’” Then she added with a wink and a laugh, “And so far…”

She also talked about “vibing” with him when they kissed in an SNL scene—and how later, she got his number. “I wasn’t even thinking like, ‘Oh, my God. I’m going to be in a relationship with him,’” she recalls. “I was just thinking like heard about this BDE (Big Dick Energy), I need to get out there I just need to jumpstart…I was just basically DTF (Down To Fuck).”

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Check out more about Kim Kardashian talking about sex with Pete Davidson: https://pagesix.com/2022/06/02/kim-kardashian-suggests-she-and-pete-davidson-are-having-great-sex

SNL Spoofs Pizza Delivery Porn

cup-1010916_1920You don’t have to be a fan of porn to know that pizza delivery guys are a thing. They show up and they’ve got the pizza but their co-stars have no money—so they trade sex for pizza, naturally. SNL took the classic porn plot to the next level recently when the boss of “Big Willy’s Pizza” wants to know why his smokin’ hot employee never gets paid.

“Every time you go on a delivery you’re gone for like an hour and then you need a nap. And you haven’t brought back a damn dime yet,” the boss says to the hunky pizza driver. In the middle of firing him, the boss answers the phone: “Big Willy’s Pizza, we come where you want. What? You want an extra meat sub for your bachelorette party?” But soon, the boss figures out what’s going on: “Sorry, lady. We don’t have any more extra long salami, he’s been fired. But can I interest you in a medium-sized…hello?”

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Check out more about SNL’s pizza delivery porn spoof: https://mashable.com/video/snl-jj-watt-pizza-delivery-porn-sketch/

Aidy Bryant’s ‘Beautiful, Fat Ass’ Featured On SNL

peachIn a sketch that was tragically cut for time on SNL, Aidy Bryant—feeling empowered by musical guest Lizzo—unleashed her raw sexual power. After all, “she’s not the snack, baby, she’s the whole damn meal.” She also reminds guest host Eddie Murphy, “Bitch, I have my own show on Hulu.”

“I know you love this fat ass, it’s iconic. Even legends go to church,” she sings. “So you need to get to God and you need to thank him for my beautiful, fat ass.” She declares she’s going to “smang” Michael Che, which means she’s going to “sit on your dick so hard that you die.” That’s right: she’s 100 percent, or dare we say 110 percent, that bitch.

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Check out more about Aidy Bryant’s beautiful, fat ass on SNL: https://www.vulture.com/2019/12/snl-lizzo-aidy-bryant-eddie-murphy-ass-sketch-watch

SNL’s Raunchy Thanksgiving Dating Tips

7350054890_99bf861756_oSNL knows how to celebrate Thanksgiving—with what seemed like thousands of sex jokes! On the segment called “Thanksgiving Dating Tips,” a sleazy rich guy sings “Over the river and through my wood…” He adds, “Slide some Land O’Lakes under the skin to make that white meat wet.”

Some of his best tips include: “Bust out the real cranberries and she’s guaranteed to ocean spray.” He also says that if you play your cards right, “everything will be on the menu—we’re talking her candied gams, her vulveeta, even her green bean asserole.” Happy Spanx Sniffing!

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Check out more about SNL’s dirty Thanksgiving jokes: https://mashable.com/article/ryan-reynolds-weekend-update-saturday-night-live/

A Song About Bottoming Featured On SNL

peachPower bottoming has officially gone main stream. Bottoms were finally given their moment in the sun when King Princess performed “Hit the Back” on Saturday Night Live. That’s right, a song all about the joys and wonders of being a power bottom was featured on prime time TV.

The track from her debut album, Cheap Queen, was her second song of the night—it was upbeat, sexy, and even featured Will Ferrell. The artist is reluctant to categorize her music as “queer pop,” explaining “‘(q)ueer pop’ is literally saying sexuality is a genre.” She added, “I don’t want to be grouped in with only gay people. If you’re going to compare me, compare me to straight people, too.” King Princess will spread the gospel of bottoming to millions as the opening act on the European leg of Harry Styles’s upcoming tour.

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Check out more about a song about power bottoming making it to SNL:
https://themuse.jezebel.com/a-great-song-about-bottoming-makes-it-to-snl-1840032782

Harry Styles Delivers Big Laughs On Raunchy ‘SNL’ Sketch

feetA racy SNL skit with Harry Styles made viewers’ mouths water for Sara Lee. Harry Styles played a Sara Lee social media moderator whose raunchy sex life ended up in the company’s social media page. He is called into a meeting with his bosses after accidentally using the Sara Lee account — instead of his personal one — to comment “Wreck me daddy” and “Destroy me king” on a photo of Nick Jonas on the singer’s Instagram account.

On a different photo, he commented with sexually suggestive emojis, explaining that they mean “getting railed to death.” In a post about Sara Lee cheesecake, he said he was feeling “A little moody after being used. Why do guys freak out when I ask them to spit in mouth.” He also direct-messaged singer Shawn Mendes to offer him a “special holiday promotion,” which was “a picture of my open throat.” Nobody does it like Sara Lee!

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Check out more about Harry Styles’ raunchy ‘SNL’ sketch: https://nypost.com/2019/11/17/sara-lee-reacts-to-harry-styles-raunchy-snl-sketch/

‘SNL’ Made A Hilarious Joke About Elizabeth Warren’s BDSM Sex Scandal

7350054890_99bf861756_oKate McKinnon brought back her spot-on Elizabeth Warren impersonation on SNL—and of course joked about the presidential hopeful’s recent sex “scandal.” Jacob Wohl and his lobbyist sidekick Jack Burkman claimed that Warren was a polyamorous BDSM aficionado. The skit started by pointing out, “you’ve been in the news this week when a fringe conspiracy theorist accused you of having a BDSM relationship with a 24-year-old marine.”

Warren responds with, “That’s Elizabeth Warren’s vibe for sure. Transactional sex with a younger man. Look, rumors have power when they feel true. What has ever felt less true than any single part of that?” She adds, “Also, 24? Any man younger than me by more than one day is my grandson.” She ends with, “Part of that is true. I am into BDSM. Bank destroying and saving medicare!”

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Check out more about the SNL skit joking about Elizabeth Warren’s BDSM sex ‘scandal’: https://mashable.com/video/elizabeth-warren-sex-scandal-snl-weekend-update/

SNL Offers Solution For Distracting Your Dog During Sex

cup-1010916_1920Finally, Saturday Night Live has come up with the perfect product to distract your pet during a hot sexual encounter: a giant dog costume you can fuck in! “Don’t let your fur baby ruin the intimate moment you’ve waited for all week,” the SNL mock ad implores. “Now you don’t have to with Pound Puppy, the furry dog costume big enough for two people to have sex in.”

Once inside you can “go to town,” and your dog will just think there’s just a much larger dog in the room, SNL explains. Pound Puppy gives you “the privacy you need and your dog gets a new best friend.” The costume is big enough for any sex position you’re in the mood for, which means your “dog will smile while you doggie-style.” Thanks for the brilliant idea, SNL!

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Check out more about SNL’s mock ad for a dog costume you can fuck in: https://www.huffpost.com/entry/snl-pound-puppy-sex-solution_n_5c68f9cbe4b033a799434aa0

Alec Baldwin Mocks Trump’s Russian ‘Pee-Pee Party’ On SNL

trumppeefaceAlec Baldwin returned to Saturday Night Live to do what he does best—mock Trump. And, of course, the sketch reenacts the bizarre press conference where Trump addressed the “golden shower” dossier. The first question is inevitably about his alleged “big Russian pee-pee party.”

“No, no,” Trump responds. “I’m not talking about the pee-pee. It didn’t happen. It wasn’t as cool as it sounds. Next question.” But when he’s asked his next question, also about the “golden shower gate,” he has this to say: “I want to talk about what is really important. I want to bring a thick stream of jobs back. This country will literally be showered with jobs.” The puns don’t stop there: the president-elect hopes to “make a big splash” and take full advantage of his “golden opportunity.” He concludes with thanking everyone for peeing, er, being there.

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Check out the SNL “golden shower gate” press conference sketch : https://www.thegailygrind.com/2017/01/15/watch-alec-baldwin-brutally-mock-trumps-russian-pee-pee-party-press-conference-snl/

SNL’s Glory Hole Sketch Will Make You Open-Wide With Laughter

glory holeSNL had viewers gagging over its glory hole sketch in the most recent episode. The hottest restaurant in New York City just happened to be one of the hottest places in town for anonymous sex—back in the 70s. That’s right, glory holes are all the rage at this edgy place, because as one customer explained “Stop being a prude and eat the corn out of a glory hole!” (watch the sketch below).

“Well, back in the day this building was one of the most infamous underground sex parlors in the meat packing district,” Aidy Bryant explained to her confused out of town friends. “People would come here and they would stick their business through those holes.” The trendy new restaurant had a great idea for how to use the glory holes: rather than get rid of them, they’ve been repurposed into food serving stations! Want some bread? Wrap your mouth around a firm loaf right from the convenience of your glory hole! “I like how salty it is!” exclaimed one very satisfied customer.

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Check out the SNL glory hole sketch here: https://www.thegailygrind.com/2016/04/04/snls-trendy-glory-hole-restaurant-sketch-will-make-you-open-wide-with-laughter/