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NEWS: If You’re Looking For a Shrimp Dick, Look No Further!

All across the world there are insane, off the wall contests; you have the Extreme World Ironing Championships in the UK, Air Guitar Championships in Finland, Midget Throwing which originated in Australia, and now without further ado the Smallest Penis Contest in Brooklyn, NY! I would shout out “Big Up to Brooklyn” but that would be inappropriate for this situation.  The contest will be held on July 20th at Kings County Bar!

The idea for this event came from Kings County Bar Manager, Aimee Arciuolo. Aimee has had personal experience with a pint size pecker and said it was actually quite delightful. In an interview with NYC blog Gothamist Aimee said:

The discussion came about after I had an exceptionally fun and amazing romp with a man who was less than endowed—it was actually shockingly tiny, like the size of an acorn. He came right out and said, ‘Yes, I know, I’ve got a little pecker. But don’t you worry, we are going to have fun.’ And it was great! That guy seriously smashed it UP in the bedroom.

Aimee and her friends wanted to pay homage to guys with small penises. Aimee truly has a heart of gold, she believes that by giving these men a platform for their teeny weenie sob stories it will hopefully “turn embarrassing stories into empowerment.”  Please keep in mind this contest does have rules, anyone showing up packing heat (anything over 8 inches) will be disqualified! Not only that but they’ll have to buy a round for the judges for trying to steal the thunder from down under. No one likes a show off!

So if you’re interested bring your sense of humor, an open mind, and a magnifying glass! Good luck to all the contenders!

Small Penis Humiliation

By Saras Playroom

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Excuse me, but you call that thing between your legs a dick?
More like a sad excuse for a cocktail weenie. Where’s a toothpick
to impale it? How in hell do you expect to please a woman with a micro phallus matchstick?
I bet you have to jerk off with a pair of tweezers because it’s just that small and pathetic

Small penis humiliation and phone sex are nearly inseparable. Underhung men have found that a woman verbally dishing out erotic humiliation enhances their masturbation. Small penis humiliation is so popular that it has its own acronym on the net – SPH. Because men with small penises are rarely capable of sexually satisfying women during sex, wee men turn to other outlets for sexual expression. SPH is arousing to men. It stimulates the same brain center where pain is registered. This brain center is where hormones are released in response to pain and likewise in response to intense humiliation. This hormone release is a pleasure rush which makes orgasms experienced during SPH phone sex extremely powerful. Men often forget that their largest sexual organ is their brain, even though men are known to think mostly with their “little brain.” Solo masturbation or masturbating to porn isn’t enough for a micro male to obtain a macro pleasurable payoff. But small penis humiliation phone sex is.

There are many Flirts who will verbally bash you for having a small dick. If you haven’t experienced small penis humiliation, I’ve given you a taste of what to expect from me from my little ditty above. Small penis humiliation is one of my favorite phone sex calls. When I’m not available live on Niteflirt, I encourage dinky dicked men to buy some of my SPH pay to views including:

Top 50 Things Girls Say to Guys With Small Penises!

and

Pay for me to Name Your Small Dickie! Recent small dickie names have included Jalapeeno, Corkie, McNubbin, Finger Puppet & more!