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How To Have Safe Shower Sex

Shower sex can be very hot—just as long as you don’t slip and fall. Porn star and marketing director for an adult film company Jiz Lee has some sage advice, first of which is simply to use a bath mat: it will make shower sex less slippery and add some cushion to your knees for giving head. You can also opt out of standing and use a bench or stool: “Benches or shower chairs can also be used to prop a leg up, or to lean on if you’re bent over,” they said.

Lee cautioned people against standing on the ledge of the bathtub, or holding onto the curtain rod. Also, whenever you adjust positions, take a second to make sure you feel steady and stable—not just to avoid potential injury, but also because it’s much harder to have good sex if you’re worried about falling. Lastly, Lee encouraged people to “lean into the entire sensory experience of having sex not only with yourself, or your partners, but with the water”—if you have a removable shower head, you can experiment with hydro stimulation.

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Check out more about how to safely have shower sex: https://www.vice.com/en/article/qjpn35/how-to-have-sex-in-the-shower

5 Underwater Sex Tips To Use This Summer

What is it about a body of water that makes people all randy? It probably helps that you’re half naked and it’s hot, plus it can be a rush to get it on in public. If you’re looking to give underwater sex a try this summer, here’s some tips for when you get wet and wild!

Use lube
It might seem counterintuitive, but water actually reduces your body’s natural lubrication. Sexperts recommend a silicone-based lube to keep things nice and wet for your underwater adventure.
Use protection
The urban myth that chlorine in a pool or hot tub kills sperm is 100% false—be sure to wrap it up! Safe sex rules still apply by the pool.
Don’t forget about sex toys!
Why not add some sex toys in to your water fun? There are many, many sex toys specifically designed for the water, like vibrating cock rings and clit massagers.
If public sex seems too risky, have shower sex
If exhibitionism isn’t your thing, try the privacy of your backyard hot tub, or your shower. These are great places to explore wet sex without any of the risks!
Take it indoors
It’s really hot to start messing around in water, and then move inside for the main event.

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Check out more underwater sex tips: https://www.refinery29.com/underwater-sex-pool-guide#slide-7

10 Types of Sex Everyone Will Have at Least Once

We’ve all had a moment while having sex where you think to yourself, “Well, it seemed like a good idea at the time.” And that’s because when you fantasize about it—shower sex, for example—it seems so perfectly erotic. But once you’re actually doing it, the reality can sometimes be a bit less sexy. Here are the 10 types of sex everyone will have at least once (check out Buzzfeed’s hilarious illustrated version below).

The “weirdly sticky experimental food” sex
Chocolate sauce always seems so sensual…until it’s dripping down your body in brown, runny streaks and getting all over the bed!

The “we haven’t done it in this room before” sex
When your elbows are digging into the kitchen tile and the drawers are sticking into your legs, it’s easy to see why people have sex in beds!

The “tried to do a sexy striptease but was wearing skinny jeans” sex
Face, meet floor.

The “quickie before work” sex

“No pressure but I’ve got a breakfast meeting.”

The “probably too hungover to have sex” sex
“Can you go on top now?”
*face turns green* “OH GOD NO.”

The “shower sex is meant to be great” sex
“You’re holding on a bit too tight.”
“I’m scared I’ll slip and knock my head!”

The “my housemates are right outside the door so we have to be quiet” sex
That can be hot!

The “I want to be able to say I had sex outside” sex
“Hurry up, I’m freezing my tits off!”

The “I saw the position in porn and thought it looked super cool” sex
Upside down, in a head-stand, legs in the air, doing push-ups—yup, porn makes it look so easy!

The “super lazy but seriously satisfying Sunday afternoon” sex
“Skyrockets in flight. Phew! Afternoon delight!”

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Check out Buzzfeed’s illustrated list “Types Of Sex Everyone Will Have At Least Once” here: https://www.buzzfeed.com/floperry/types-of-sex-every-couple-has-at-least-once#.hlxbW39OpM

7 True and Hilarious SEX-Pectations Vs. Reality

Buzzfeed’s newest illustrated article shows what sex is like when we’re anticipating it in our minds versus what it’s really like in reality. And probably every person can relate to one scenario or another (the hot but inevitably terrible idea of sex with an ex. Or the frustrating difficulty of what should be steamy shower sex). Here are some of the truest and most hilarious SEX-pectations vs. reality (check out the illustrations below):

Shower Sex
SEX-pectation: “You’re so hot and wet!”
Reality: “Ahh! Thought you were the girl from “The Ring” for a sec!”
Your O-Face
SEX-pectation: Rosy cheeks and wry little smile.
Reality: Drooling, red-faced, and sweaty.
Food Play
SEX-pectation: Two perfectly fluffy dollops of whipped cream over the nipples, and one over the pussy. Perfect whipped cream bikini!
Reality: “Oh god. So sticky. Help.”
Ex Sex
SEX-pectation: “That was SO wrong but it felt SO right.”
Reality: “I want to kill myself.” “Me too.”
Taking a Bath Together
SEX-pectation: Romantic candles; comfortable positions; sensual sex.
Reality: Stress; water getting all over the floor; where do our limbs go?!
Reverse Cowgirl
SEX-pectation: “Yee haw!”
Reality: “Why are your calves so boney!”
How You Look the Morning After
SEX-pectation: *Angel of the morning
Reality: “Ahh! Oh, sorry, thought you were the girl from “The Ring” again.”

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Check out more about SEX-pectations vs. reality here: https://www.buzzfeed.com/lorynbrantz/sexpectation-vs-reality?bffbmain&utm_term=.pm0oAx8k9Q#.hvMKaAD8Jz

6 Pieces of Furniture Ranked By Difficulty of Having Sex on Them

Distractify came up with a comprehensive (and brilliant!) study about the difficulty of getting it on on 13 common pieces of household furniture. Some are silly (a lamp), while others are surprising (it’s harder to fuck in the shower than it is on a toilet). Check out some highlights of the list (and see the entire thing below):

6. Rocking Chair
Even though this seems like it would be the perfect piece of furniture to have sex on (like a sex swing but on the ground), it is surprisingly unruly.
5. Kitchen Counter
While movies would have you believe that the kitchen counter is the hottest place in the house to get it on, one attempt at it will prove Hollywood a big fat liar. Sadly, its hard surface and sharp edges make it unsustainable for a long fuck fest. But it’s still great for foreplay!
4. Shower
Distractify: “A shower is basically a formation of vertical, slippery surfaces upon which you desperately cling for the hope of some traction, but in the end one person always ends up being unable to breathe because they’re under the stream of water, and the other person is exhausted from trying to cling to the tiles.”
3. Toilet
The toilet doesn’t scream romance, and for good reason: the lid’s often loose, the water’s an obstacle, etc. etc.
2. Desk
This one’s a classic—and so hot! The only drawback: the clean-up afterward, since you’ll inevitably be sweeping everything onto the floor in a mad fit of passion!
1. Gliding Foot Rest
Distractify again: “The single greatest piece of furniture to ever be utilized for a romantic occasion…What we once called “doggy style” the foot rest has transformed into a thing of grace. What was once “the missionary”? Now a mesmerizing sexual ballet.”

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Check out the full list!