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These Hookup Sites Let You Easily Sext

Sex hookup apps are more popular than ever during the pandemic. Since horny singles can’t meet up in person, they’re hooking up virtually. There are more adult hookups than ever, letting people couped up at home still have naughty fun.

AdultFriendFinder is one of the best sites to get laid on, offering users easy, navigable action in your area. Pure is another good hookup platform that’s geared toward anonymous hookups, one-night-stands, and getting laid online. Feeld, previously 3nder, is your destination dating app for all things kink, swinger, and polyamorous, while HER is one of the most popular LGBTQ-friendly apps.

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Check out more about popular hookup sites to use during lockdown: https://www.dailydot.com/irl/free-sex-hookup-sites-apps/

Lawsuit Claims Hot Female Gamers Caused Man To Injure His “Joystick”

According to one gamer, excessive gaming has damaged his “joystick.” A California sex addict is suing the video streaming platform Twitch for millions after claiming that the site’s overabundance of “scantily clad gamers” have caused him to injure his dick. According to the lawsuit, the Amazon subsidiary had “subjected him to overly suggestive and sexual content from various female streamers.”

To cure the “Twitch” in his pants, the self-proclaimed sex addict reportedly resorted to using a Fleshlight to masturbate while watching the salacious gamers, which resulted in him “chaffing” his penis every day. The man also alleges in the transcript he even once ejaculated on his PC monitor, which caused his gaming system to short-circuit and resulted in a fire that temporarily caused his apartment to black out. As reparations, the man wants a permanent ban on 786 sexy female streamers, and $25 million in punitive damage.

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Check out more about a man suing Twitch over sexy gamers causing him to injure his dick: https://nypost.com/2020/06/25/sex-addict-claims-hot-female-gamers-caused-him-to-injure-penis/

8 Songs That People Were Shocked To Realize Are Actually Very Dirty

Everyone’s had that moment where they realize the song they thought was innocent is actually very, very naughty. Whether it’s a pop song that gets played to death on the radio, or a song you’ve finally listened to the lyrics, we’ve all been guilty of suddenly understanding what “I’m not that innocent” really means. Here are the songs people were shocked to learn are actually X-rated.

  1. “3” by Britney Spears – “Merrier the more, triple fun that way, Twister on the floor, what do you say?”
    Yup, this “fun” song is pretty much about a girl begging her boyfriend for a threesome.
  2. “Macarena” by Los Del Rio – “Now come on, what was I supposed to do? He was out of town and his friends were so fine.”
    The girl in the song had a threesome with her boyfriend’s two friends—but as children, we all danced to it.
  3. “London Bridge” by Fergie – “How come every time you come around, my London, London Bridge wanna go down.”
    It turns out “London Bridge” is a sex position!
  4. “Rock the Boat” by Aaliyah – “Boy you gotta stroke before drifting me deeper.”
    Dirty!
  5. “No Diggity” by Blackstreet – “I like the way you work it, No diggity, I got to bag it up.”
    Yes, they are talking about putting on a condom!
  6. “Genie in a Bottle” by Christina Aguilera – “I’m a genie in a bottle, you gotta rub me the right way.” But we all thought she was a squeaky clean teen!
  7. “Digital Get Down” by N’SYNC – As a surprised fan said, “I was in my early 20s when I realized it was about cybersex. I just thought it was saying maybe sexy things through voicemail and phone calls.”
  8. “California Girls” by Katy Perry – “Sun-kissed skin, so hot we’ll melt your popsicle.”
    Hot hot hot!

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Check out more seemingly innocent songs that are actually very naughty: https://www.buzzfeed.com/hanifahrahman/18-songs-that-people-didnt-realise-are-actually-pretty-dirty

Aidy Bryant’s ‘Beautiful, Fat Ass’ Featured On SNL

peachIn a sketch that was tragically cut for time on SNL, Aidy Bryant—feeling empowered by musical guest Lizzo—unleashed her raw sexual power. After all, “she’s not the snack, baby, she’s the whole damn meal.” She also reminds guest host Eddie Murphy, “Bitch, I have my own show on Hulu.”

“I know you love this fat ass, it’s iconic. Even legends go to church,” she sings. “So you need to get to God and you need to thank him for my beautiful, fat ass.” She declares she’s going to “smang” Michael Che, which means she’s going to “sit on your dick so hard that you die.” That’s right: she’s 100 percent, or dare we say 110 percent, that bitch.

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Check out more about Aidy Bryant’s beautiful, fat ass on SNL: https://www.vulture.com/2019/12/snl-lizzo-aidy-bryant-eddie-murphy-ass-sketch-watch

Reddit Shares The Raunchiest, Most Awkward Gifts They’ve Received

redditReddit users didn’t hold back in a thread asking them to share the “bizarre” and “awkward” presents they have received in their lifetimes. Many people recalled how embarrassed they felt when family members gave them sex toys, lingerie and condoms—with one man confessing he has gotten plenty of use out of the X-rated gift he got from his wife’s mom. “My mother-in-law got me an Alexis Texas Fleshlight,” he said. “I’ve used it plenty of times but I still feel weird thinking of where it came from.”

“Edible underwear. Like candy necklace shaped underwear, first Christmas with my husband’s extended family,” an embarrassed wife tweeted. Someone else confessed, “my grandmother gave me a leather whip on Christmas. Why grammy? Why?” Last but not least, a man said: “Got a penis pump last year from my aunt and uncle but it apparently was supposed to go to someone else. I was just like, ‘Whatever, mine now.’”

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Check out more from Reddit about the raunchy and awkward gifts they’ve gotten: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-7790653/People-reveal-mortifying-inappropriate-gifts-theyve-open-others.html

Actress Learns True Meaning Of ‘Netflix On Chill’ After Embarrassing Tweet

netflixandchillAlexandra Daddario learned the actual meaning of “Netflix and chill” when she confessed on Twitter that she’d been using it to describe her quiet nights at home watching TV. The actress tweeted out a message to her followers asking, “Ok I need to know what Netflix and chill means? Is it not literal? I thought it was literal, right?” She added, “I seriously thought Netflix and chill was literal, have been telling friends I spend most nights Netflix and chilling and inviting them to do with me on a regular basis.”

One of her followers explained, “Netflix and chill? means the same as ‘Do you want to come upstairs for a nightcap/coffee?’ It’s code. Because most of us haven’t learned how to just say ‘I’d like to have sex with you. Do you want to have sex with me?”‘ Someone else replied, “We could rename it Hulu and fuck.” While another person shared, “It’s a bit like that scene from True Detective with the handcuffs,” a reference to her character, Lisa, who seduced Woody Harrelson’s Marty in season one of the hit HBO crime drama. That’s just adorable… naive, and adorable!

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Check out more about an actress learning the actual meaning of ‘Netflix and chill’: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-7793483/Alexandra-Daddario-confesses-just-learned-true-meaning-Netflix-chill-really-means.html

There’s A ‘Sexy’ Popeyes Chicken Sandwich Costume

Image Credit: Mashable/Yandy.com

Just when you think sexy Halloween costumes can’t get any crazier, you learn there’s something even more outrageous than a sexy Handmaid’s Tale costume. This year’s controversy is a little sillier, thankfully; following the Popeyes chicken sandwich debacle, there is now a “sexy” sold out chicken sandwich costume.

Yes, you can purchase one of these sizzling costumes on Yandy.com for $79.95. You just have to spend what has to be about 16 chicken sandwiches worth to be the “sexiest” chicken sandwich. Talk about a mouth-watering Halloween costume…

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Check out more about this year’s sexy Popeyes chicken sandwich costume: https://mashable.com/article/chicken-sandwich-costume-is-nightmare-fuel-halloween-2019/

These Cheese Descriptions Are Super Horny

Image Source: Flickr.com | Richard FosterFrom descriptions like “voluptuously creamy” to “super thrusts,” some take the concept of “cheese lover” a little too literally. These cheesemongers’ sensual, arousing words sound just like they were selling sex. Here are 8 examples of how cheese is truly the best food porn.

  1. “It’s full of rich, voluptuously creamy textures punctuated with a little spicy lift from the blue veining. It develops a melt-in-the-mouth creaminess.”
    Mmm, creamy and veiny!
  2. “Pierce the grooved, burnt sienna rind to start the glossy, liquid gold running. Its pungent meatiness will stick with you, both on your palate and in your memory.”
    Liquid gold running, indeed!
  3. “Known as the cheddar of Spain, Mahon will serenade your palate like a Spanish conquistador of flavor with a guitar made of desire.”
    ¡Que sexy!
  4. “Like an Italian bodybuilder, this cheese sweats oil and has the physique to match; tight yet supple, balanced, and rugged on the outside.”
    We’re drooling.
  5. “a savory warrior delivering sharp thrusts of sea salt, umami, and seasoned meat to the palate with a lingering zest at the finish. Its firm, granular paste maintains a glossy mouthfeel as a result of the incredible richness and abundance of butterfat content in the sheep’s milk it is produced from.”
    This cheese likes it hard and deep!
  6. “Eyes rolling to the ceiling good.”
    And toes curling, too!
  7. “wild and untamed, with a luscious, oozing texture, this cheese practically gets down on its knees and begs to be paired with a luscious, ruddy farmhouse saison.”
    Hot.
  8. “ever-so-delicately drilled and filled with rich truffle paste. The result is a visually stunning cheese that manages to taste even better than she looks.”
    Tongues wagging…

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Check out more about super horny descriptions of cheese: https://mashable.com/article/horny-sexual-sensual-cheese-profiles-descriptions/

Men Who Pretend Not To Be Interested In Sex Increase Their Chances With Women

victorianeraIf men want to get lucky, they better play it cool, according to a new study. Researchers involved in the study of 224 men and women found that men who try too hard are a turn-off to women. Women, on the other hand, tend to act more interested when they’re attracted to someone: “We think this may be to keep the man’s attention a little longer,” researchers explain.

Not surprisingly, the study suggests flirting is a tactical game, with each person deciphering the other’s intentions—which goes against stereotypes that men strut their stuff while women act coy. Instead, both sexes act more reserved once they are sure they like someone. “In economic terms it’s about supply and demand. The most in-demand people are not the most available – they are a rare commodity in the mating game,” say researchers.

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Check out more about a study showing men who pretend not to be interested in sex have better chances with women: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6961677/Men-pretend-not-interested-sex-increase-chances-success-women.html

The Best Trans Porn

26241477411_fa2bca7eee_zTrans content creators are hard at work coming up with quality smut for the community to enjoy. There’s an enormous assortment of trans performers online, like BoringKate who hosts a range of clips for sale—including one where she breaks free from a chastity belt and uses a dildo on herself. Cookie Cyboid is another great trans porn performer, who features everything from pet play to bondage to femdom.

Kiwi Couli is another X-rated legend covering a range of sexual interests: everything from threesomes to giantess porn. Couli also does scenes with her wife, Ruby Rapture, including one first-person POV threesome scene where the viewer is invited to have sex with the couple. Another great place to find high-quality trans porn is Crash Pad Series, which has sizable number of queer sex scenes with trans women and nonbinary performers, and the series is focused on safe, affirming, and inclusive depictions of queer sex.

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Check out more of the best trans porn: https://www.dailydot.com/irl/trans-porn/