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New Sex Toy Turns Your Phone Into a Vibrator

 

 

A new sex toy that turns your phone into a vibrator is promising to make sexting a literal reality. The IZIVIBE is being described as “the world’s first sex toy which uses the vibrations of your smartphone!” So far, the company just has a prototype, but with all the buzz and excitement surrounding the device, they plan to launch a campaign to bring the high-tech sex toy to the masses.

The IZIVIBE website says, “Simple but effective, IZIVIBE’s internal dildo structure is designed to propagate the phone’s vibrations along the entire length to get a maximum of pleasure.” The phallic-shaped phone extension has several functions, including seven vibe modes, customization options, and the ability to allow a partner to control the settings remotely (literal phone sex, anyone?). The device is also made from safe, medical-grade silicone, and will have a protective sleeve so that any dirtiness from your phone won’t get transferred onto your sensitive areas. The company hopes to have the sex toy out in markets by June 2016, and so far, they have not confirmed a price.

Looking to get into some buzz-worthy action yourself? We’ve got all the right vibrations right here!

Here’s more about the sex toy that turns your phone into a vibrator.

New ‘Flirtmoji’ Will Help You Up Your Sexting Game

flirtmojiIf you’re agonizing over how to flirt with sexually suggestive emojis cause you’ve used up all the good peach, rose, and fireworks combinations, you can relax. A new start-up called “Flirtmoji” is throwing some spice back into sexting with its new saucy (and anatomically correct) emojis. And they’re anything but subtle—there are 15 different brightly drawn “va-mojis” to send to your lover if the mood should strike!

The designers explain that the idea behind the Flirtmojis is to “empower people of all sexualities to communicate their desires, concerns, and flirtations.” And with the diverse, colorful sexicons, people of all stripes will have no problem thinking of creative ways to use the titplanet, green alien boobs, or a “booty-call” telephone (this is an image of an ass with a telephone wire protruding from the crack!). While sending cute pictures of fruit, and more bizarre, interpretative emojis (like a bowl of ramen noodles?!) is all part of the fun, we have a feeling these zany, technicolor Flirtmojis are going to be a big hit for those of us who want a desert snake slithering around a fork every now and again.

In the mood for something fun and naughty? We are always down for some banana time!

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Sexting Is a New Name For an Old Activity

Image Source Flickr.com/photos/jonathanrolandeWhile most people think that sexting is a new phenomenon, history tells a very different story. Recently, a 17th century erotic portrait was put up for sale of one of Charles II’s long time mistress washing a string of sausages with her tits out! Its small, paper-sheet size shows that it was intended for an “intimate purpose in the court circle,” according to the Guardian. Although this seems shocking for the time, sending explicit photos and messages has actually been around for centuries.

Former president Warren Harding wrote to his mistress about “Jerry,” which was code name for his cock!—“if he [Jerry, his cock] could have but one wish, it would be to be held in your darling embrace and be thrilled by your pink lips that convey the surpassing rapture of human touch and the unspeakable joy of love’s surpassing embrace.” And James Joyce was famous for writing his wife filthy letters: “My sweet naughty little fuckbird,” he writes, “Buy whorish drawers, love, and be sure you sprinkle the legs of them with some nice scent and also discolour them just a little behind.” By the time of WWII, ladies were sending their men off with homemade pin-ups to keep them company. And by the time of polaroid film, the ladies were sending their soldiers off with “private pornographic photographs.” It just goes to show that desire never changes; it’s just the medium of expressing it that does.

Feel like having some naughty fun yourself? Let’s have some private, intimate good times right here!

Here’s more about the history of “sexting!”

Couples Who Sext Are Having the Best Sex

SextingLet’s face it, since sexting is basically only discussed in scandalous news stories, it’s gotten a bad rap. But what if we told you that sexting among consenting adults has many benefits? A new study presented at the American Psychological Association proves that the couples who sext together stay together—because they’re having the best sex!

In a survey that asked 870 participants aged 18 to 82 about their sexting habits, a staggering 82 percent of the people reported sexting within the last year. And the adults who engaged in consensual sexting were happier sexually and with their relationship in general. The psychologists who led the study think this is because sexting is a form of communication that benefits both men and women: men prefer visual stimuli while women respond to the positive reinforcement of knowing that they’re desired. The psychologists are hopeful that with more research into the benefits of sexting, it could eventually be used in couple’s therapy to promote more communication and intimacy between partners. As one researcher said, “sexting can be good.”

Want to have some sexy, beneficial experiences yourself? We’ll show you ours if you show us yours!

Check out more about the benefits of sexting here: https://www.npr.org/sections/health-shots/2015/08/08/430322824/could-sexting-help-your-relationship?

 

The Best/Worst Sexts Ever

Sometimes, when you’re right in the middle of getting your sext on, foibles can happen that might, well, ruin the mood. Autocorrect failures, erotic messages lost in translation, and yes, even those dreaded, WTF, boner-killing come-ons. So here we present for your amusement and pleasure the most ridiculous, hilarious, and horrifying sexts ever:

  1. “I know I’m not the most handsome guy, but I bet I’d look a lot better with your pussy juice all over my face.”
    Did that one actually work? If so, bravo.
  2. “I want to massage every square part of your body.”
    Square parts? Nobody wants to see anyone else’s square parts, whatever those are.
  3. “I can’t wait to see you later and mash my crotch against your face.”
    That just sounds scary. And dangerous.
  4. Post-masturbation pic with caption: “Cloudy with a chance of rain.”
    Hello, this is your local weatherman bringing you the latest update: looks like cloudy with a chance of DEAR LORD MY BONER’S GONE.
  5. Her: “Does my pussy taste good? Is it the best you’ve ever tasted?”
    Him: “Tastes like chicken.”
    Colonel Sanders, is that you?
  6. “I just need it! It’s like I’m a diabetic and there’s insulin in your ass and I have to get it with my tongue!”
    Sexting red alert! This is a medical emergency!
  7. “Love to bend you over an airport bench and fuck your brains out.”
    Hm, never thought of that before when fantasizing about sex in public…
  8. Her: “Morning.”
    Him: “Is it bad sometimes I feel like I have a big dick to make up for how fucked up everything else is.”
    Well, at least he’s grateful for what he’s got?

Wow, those were truly awful—and also completely amazing! Want to have some naughty fun with us? We promise not to mash anything against your face or ask you to massage our square parts!

Check out more hilarious sexts here or share with us your worst sexts by joining our conversation @NiteFlirt on Twitter!

NEWS: Creepy Sexual Text Theater

There’s an amazing video on Uproxx.com of sexy actress Sasha Grey reading some of the grossest, most ridiculous, and hilarious sexual text messages ever sent. These are real text messages, sent by real dudes to potential sex partners. And you won’t believe the weird, kinky shit that they say! Here are some of the highlights (watch the Creepy Text Theater video below):

1.
Creepy Text Dude: “Have you heard what scientists are saying?”
Unwitting Recipient of Creepy Text: “What?”
CTD: “That there’s only gonna be seven planets after I destroy Uranus.”

2.
CTD: “Do you like tapes and cds?”
UROCT: “Yeah?”
CTD: “Good, I’m going to tape my dick to your forehead so that you can cds nuts.”

3.
CTD: “Daisies or roses?”
UROCT: “Daisies.”
CTD: “Ok. Just wondering what to put in the casket after I murder that pussy.”

4.
CTD: “What’s the difference between jam and jelly?”
UROCT: “Ooh clever. Well I know the difference.”
CTD: “And what it is?”
UROCT: “Jam has whole fruit pieces.”
CTD: “Nope. The real difference is that I can’t jelly my dick in your ass.”

5.
CTD: “Are you a washing machine?”
UROCT: “Yeah.”
CTD: “Good because I wanna fill you with my dirty load.”

We repeat, these are actual text messages sent by actual horny humans out into the world. Hm, wonder if they’ve ever worked…? No need for strange pick-up lines here: we are always ready for the party in your pants!

 

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