12 Things People Wish They Knew About Anal Sex

Image Source: Flickr.com | User: ipalatin
Image Source: Flickr.com | User: ipalatin

For many people who’ve experimented with anal sex, they wish they knew then what they know now. You know, like not to pull out those anal beads like you’re starting a lawnmower! Here are 12 things people wish they knew about anal sex before trying it for the first time.

  1. Don’t go from 0 to 100 
    “You need to work up to it. Do NOT go straight to the penis.” Foreplay is all, people!
  2. Slow and steady wins the race
    No need to rush! Ease it on in nice and slow.
  3. It might raise your sexpecations
    “I wish I had known that anal sex would increase my expectations for sexual pleasure. I had a partner who made it really enjoyable for both if us.”
  4. Don’t pull anything out too fast
    “Best advice related to toys: Don’t remove anal beads as if you’re starting a lawnmower.”
  5. You can never use too much lube
    Nuff said.
  6. Cleanliness is next to godliness
    Don’t forget those wipes!
  7. Just say no to the burrito
    Maybe stay away from burritos the day you’re having anal sex…
  8. Those tingly, warming lubes could burn your butt
    “I do NOT recommend tingly lube! That stuff feels like a fire demon.”
  9. Might be wise to switch out your white sheets beforehand
    Or use towels!
  10. Bottoms can still run the show
    “The receiver or bottom should know that they are always in control and most definitely have the ability to shut down like Fort Knox.”
  11. Don’t put whatever was in the ass back in the pussy
    You could get an infection!
  12. Pegging can be fun!
    “I wish I knew that giving (for me, pegging) is just as fun as receiving. People are too quick to judge something before trying it!”

Looking to have an enjoyable, fun experience? We can definitely raise all your sexpectations!

Check out more things people wish they knew about anal sex here: https://www.buzzfeed.com/carolinekee/never-eat-chipotle-the-day-before#.qvMbwedpjz

7 True and Hilarious SEX-Pectations Vs. Reality

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_girls_eatingBuzzfeed’s newest illustrated article shows what sex is like when we’re anticipating it in our minds versus what it’s really like in reality. And probably every person can relate to one scenario or another (the hot but inevitably terrible idea of sex with an ex. Or the frustrating difficulty of what should be steamy shower sex). Here are some of the truest and most hilarious SEX-pectations vs. reality (check out the illustrations below):

  1. Shower Sex
    SEX-pectation: “You’re so hot and wet!”
    Reality: “Ahh! Thought you were the girl from “The Ring” for a sec!”
  2. Your O-Face
    SEX-pectation: Rosy cheeks and wry little smile.
    Reality: Drooling, red-faced, and sweaty.
  3. Food Play
    SEX-pectation: Two perfectly fluffy dollops of whipped cream over the nipples, and one over the pussy. Perfect whipped cream bikini!
    Reality: “Oh god. So sticky. Help.”
  4. Ex Sex
    SEX-pectation: “That was SO wrong but it felt SO right.”
    Reality: “I want to kill myself.” “Me too.”
  5. Taking a Bath Together
    SEX-pectation: Romantic candles; comfortable positions; sensual sex.
    Reality: Stress; water getting all over the floor; where do our limbs go?!
  6. Reverse Cowgirl
    SEX-pectation: “Yee haw!”
    Reality: “Why are your calves so boney!”
  7. How You Look the Morning After
    SEX-pectation: *Angel of the morning
    Reality: “Ahh! Oh, sorry, thought you were the girl from “The Ring” again.”

In the mood for some hot fun? We can exceed all your SEX-pectations here!

Check out more about SEX-pectations vs. reality here: https://www.buzzfeed.com/lorynbrantz/sexpectation-vs-reality?bffbmain&utm_term=.pm0oAx8k9Q#.hvMKaAD8Jz