Peak Horniness Times of Men and Women

frustrated coupleYou may have noticed if you’re in a heterosexual relationship that the times when you’re the most frisky are not often the times when your partner is really wanting to get some. And now a new study confirms what you’ve long suspected. The study asked 2,300 people to say what times of the day they most want to fuck really really bad, and found that men and women do indeed have different “peak horniess” times.

Unfortunately, the study concluded “…the two sexes simply operate in different time zones when it comes to sex.” According to the study, men have some serious morning-wood related horniess from 6 a.m. To 9 a.m., while women get all nice and wet right around bedtime, from 11pm to 2am. More specifically, The Telegraph reported that men are especially ready and rarin’ to go right when they wake up at 7:54 a.m., while women prefer a little late night 11:21 p.m. action. An even more disheartening fact: only 11 percent of women said they wanted sex first thing in the morning, and only 16 percent of men said they wanted it last thing at night. This study can be wrapped up in three little words: wah wah wah.

Well, we don’t know about you, but we’re ready and rarin’ to go pretty much any time of the day! As one person in the study said, “I’m awake therefore I horn.” Come bring your “peak horiness” our way!

Check out more about the study here!

Porn Stars Share Their Most Embarrassing Sex Mishaps

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_cocks_on_filmWhile watching porn, the last thing you probably think about is the bloopers that sometimes happen during the hot fuck-fests. But, like any job, mistakes do happen—it’s just that in the world of adult entertainment, the mishaps tend to be, well, a bit more embarrassing. Here are some highlights from porn stars’ most embarrassing hardcore sex mishaps:

  1. The “Spongeknob Squarenuts” Fiasco
    Skin Diamond once had to film a Spongebob Squarepants parody called “Spongebob Squarenuts” that she could not manage to keep a straight face for. She was Sandy and was supposed to fuck Spongebob, but his heavy cardboard suit (with a hole cut out for his dick!) made it impossible. She tried to give him a blowjob, and ended up losing it during a funny scene where his dick was supposed to hit her helmet!
  2. The Hawaiian Slip ‘n Slide
    The luscious Nikki Benz was shooting a gorgeous sex scene on a Hawaiian ocean cliff, but every time she and her co-star started going at it, they would slide down the cliff. They were both scared they were going to die, and the co-star was so freaked out that he kept losing his boner! Somehow they managed to finish the scene—and it looks incredible.
  3. Burning Love
    Johnny Sins learned the hard way that being your own stunt man on a low budget porn film is not worth the risks. He had to play a fireman rushing into a burning house to save Nikki Benz. But all they had for the fire was a lighter and a can of hair spray. The production assistant got the timing wrong and blew a giant fireball right. at. him. He ducked just in time, and luckily just his shirt (not, ahem, more important things) got singed!

All those hilarious porn bloopers got us in the mood for the real thing! Lights, camera, action!

Check out more porn stars’ embarrassing sex stories here.

Meet the Woman with Two Vaginas

4305595470_3f705f390f_zCassandra Bankson is a model, Youtube star, and now, as she’s just discovered, a woman with two vaginas. She recently did a TV segment where she visits a doctor to learn about her condition, and also finds out that she not only has two vaginas, but two uteruses and two cervixes as well! Her pussy-deux was supported by an actual medical professional on the program, so it’s been proven that she does indeed have two vaginas (unlike the three-breasted woman hoax).

Bankson’s condition is known as “uterus didelphys,” and since it affects about one out of every 3,000 women, it’s not as uncommon as many might think. So, you might be wondering whether having two pussy’s is actually pretty awesome. Well, yes and no—according to Bankson, some women have more sensation due to the large amount of nerve endings, so having two vaginas sounds like it could be amazing sexually. But logistically, it could also be problematic in terms of getting pregnant, not to mention having two lady-times a month. But for now, she’s not too concerned, and is just trying to live a normal and happy life—with her two vaginas!

As we always say, more is more—especially when it comes to pussy! Come experience amazing sensations right here with us!

Check out a video of the incredible woman with two vaginas here!

Woman Claims that ‘Ghost Sex’ is the Best Sex

Ukranian actress, Natasha Blasick, is conjuring up lots of attention for her confession on a British TV show about the sexy fling she had one night with a ghost. And not only did she claim to have fucked a ghost, but also extolled the pleasures of ghost-sex, claiming that it was “really, really pleasurable.” So when said ghost came back for more a month later, Blasick was definitely down for another supernatural fuck-festbest_phone_sex_niteflirt_Ukranian_actress_Natasha_Blasick

In case you may be wondering what ghost-sex is like, Blasick says, “I couldn’t see anybody but I could feel the pressure, the energy, the warmth pushing in different directions.” She claims her sexy lover, the ghost, entered her bedroom one night and then she could feel “somebody touching [her]…the weight of the body on top of [her].” She claims that getting fucked by a ghost made her feel “comfort and support” because now she knows that there’s more to life than what we can see with our naked eye (or pussy, for that matter!). And strange as this seems, this isn’t the first time a celebrity has claimed to have fucked a ghost, and really, really liked it: Kesha claims her song “Supernatural” is about her sexy experiences with an anonymous ghost.

We don’t know what it’s like to get it on with a ghost, but we bet we can make you feel pleasure that is simply out of this world!

 

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NEWS: Sex is Better for Happiness than Money

We all know money can’t buy happiness, but did you know that sex can bring you more happiness than making money? Researchers at Dartmouth analyzed the sexual activity and happiness levels of 16,000 people for over 10 years, and found that sex “enters so strongly (and) positively in happiness equations” that fucking just once a month is equivalent to the amount of happiness one would feel earning an additional $50,000 in income. Basically, researchers figured out that the happiest people are those getting laid the most. We could have told you that! best_phone_sex_niteflirt_sexy7

Another study in New Zealand confirms the findings of this study, asserting that fucking is pretty much the best thing there is to increase your happiness. This is because it generates “the most pleasure, meaning and engagement for people.” It’s also true that people who had sex three to four times a week earned more money than those who got laid less frequently. The long and short of it: Mo’ money + Mo’ sex = happiness. Better get to work (wink wink)!

So there you have it: the pursuit of happiness is all between the sheets! Feel like increasing your happiness levels? We have just the thing for that right here!

 

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Say Hello to “MistressCandice”…

By MistressCandice

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Domination was born of sex. It’s always been all about sex. Women owning their sexuality and yours. Whether through the use of pain for sexual pleasure, controlled orgasm, tease and denial it’s all about sex. Giving or withholding. That doesn’t mean it’s about intercourse but it can be. For Domination in the modern age, Domination is determined by the practicing Dominatrix.

There was a time in our history where Dominatrixes came under scrutiny and for them to continue practicing their trade for pay they had to remove sex from Domination. With the invent of the internet we are now able to put sex back into PRO Domination. Giving it or withholding it, all of it is a part of Domination. Many Prohibition Dommes still prefer to keep sex removed from their interaction, I do not. However I myself am more than a pro Domme.  I am and have been lifestyle for what seems forever, and we lifestyle Dommes never twisted the core of being a Dominatrix to suit the law. We didn’t have to.  Being a Dominatrix has always been legal. We only had to worry about safe, sane, and consensual.

Erotic hypnosis is exactly what it implies.  EROTIC is an adjective

Erotic: giving sexual pleasure or sexually arousing

Hypnosis:  an artificially induced trance state resembling sleep, characterized by heightened susceptibility to suggestion.

So while I am both A dominatrix and Erotic hypnotist I am also a Hypno Domme. Sometimes I combine all three, sometimes I just play in one realm or the other.  It depends on a couple of things.  One is my mood and the other is yours!

Now that we are clear on what I do know there is nothing to fear for when we play there is no safe word on the internet during hypnosis only a safe space. You draw the lines of the box that I play within. So there are twists and turns and surprises but all within the space we create.

-Mistress Candice

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Small Penis Humiliation

By Saras Playroom

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Excuse me, but you call that thing between your legs a dick?
More like a sad excuse for a cocktail weenie. Where’s a toothpick
to impale it? How in hell do you expect to please a woman with a micro phallus matchstick?
I bet you have to jerk off with a pair of tweezers because it’s just that small and pathetic

Small penis humiliation and phone sex are nearly inseparable. Underhung men have found that a woman verbally dishing out erotic humiliation enhances their masturbation. Small penis humiliation is so popular that it has its own acronym on the net – SPH. Because men with small penises are rarely capable of sexually satisfying women during sex, wee men turn to other outlets for sexual expression. SPH is arousing to men. It stimulates the same brain center where pain is registered. This brain center is where hormones are released in response to pain and likewise in response to intense humiliation. This hormone release is a pleasure rush which makes orgasms experienced during SPH phone sex extremely powerful. Men often forget that their largest sexual organ is their brain, even though men are known to think mostly with their “little brain.” Solo masturbation or masturbating to porn isn’t enough for a micro male to obtain a macro pleasurable payoff. But small penis humiliation phone sex is.

There are many Flirts who will verbally bash you for having a small dick. If you haven’t experienced small penis humiliation, I’ve given you a taste of what to expect from me from my little ditty above. Small penis humiliation is one of my favorite phone sex calls. When I’m not available live on Niteflirt, I encourage dinky dicked men to buy some of my SPH pay to views including:

Top 50 Things Girls Say to Guys With Small Penises!

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Pay for me to Name Your Small Dickie! Recent small dickie names have included Jalapeeno, Corkie, McNubbin, Finger Puppet & more!

NEWS: Would You Sign On The Dotted Line For Lover?

How amazing is it to enter a relationship and have constant mind blowing sex, everywhere, and still crave more!? This is usually the case for the beginning of courtships, and it fucking rocks!

Unfortunately after a few months some couples experience a fuck rut, a period of time when one or both partners is less than amped to mess up the sheets, for whatever idiotic reason.  It’s an awkward phase to say the least and I’m sure the majority of couples have experienced it.  This is where a sex contract should come into play! Evidently sex contracts are all the rage according to The Daily Mail:

“Attorneys say that more and more married and unmarried couples are signing relationship contracts that detail how often they will have sex.

The so-called ‘lifestyle clauses’ can include how often the couple is intimate, how they spend their leisure time and spell out what defines cheating, among other things.”

I can understand how folks would think this is the most unromantic route to take but I actually believe being legally bound to slob the knob once a week or muff dive on Mondays would motivate spouses and lovers, and be a reminder that being pleased is important!

I think Dave Chapelle was on to something : https://www.comedycentral.com/video-clips/jwmvxd/chappelle-s-show-love-contract

NEWS: No Funny Business On Linkedin!

These days Linkedin is just as popular as facebook and twitter. Linkedin allows peeps to market themselves, and connect with potential business acquaintances. It seems everyone has an account: consultants, the unemployed, the employed, stay at home moms, aspiring actors, etc. However, Linkedin does prohibit prostitutes from using their services. Hmm…I think that hookers would help the network, they’d definitely all have 500+ connections!

The network recently declared a new privacy policy and user agreement that prevents members from creating “profiles or providing content from promoting escort services or prostitution.” Brothel owner Dennis Hof has a bone to pick with Linkedin founders Jeff Weiner and Reid Hoffman, he feels the new rule is unjust and lacks distinction.

Dennis Hof owns the Moonlight Bunny Ranch in Mound House, Nevada where prostitution is legal. Sounds like a lovely establishment. Hof spoke to the Huffington Post and says he finds the policy pretty hypocritical considering it doesn’t effect porn stars, and according to Hof, a high percentage of them do escorting for extra moolah on the side. Hof goes on to state, “The FBI says anyone who takes money for sex is a prostitute.”

Hof has full intentions of grabbing the attention of Linkedin founders Jeff Weiner and Reid Hoffman with his frustrations towards the policy change. “Weiner is a funny name for a guy trying to stop sex,” Hof added. Well played, Hof!

Are You Ready for a Thorough Bottom Blistering?

By Uptown Girl

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Hello boys, this is Sharon. Are you craving a thorough bottom blistering of a spanking? Oh I just know you are! Nothing gets that cock hard like me having you bend over my knee or the bed and having me raise my arm back and swat you over and over. Would you rather I use my bare hand? Maybe the back of a wooden hairbrush handle? The really bad boys of course get the doubled over leather belt. Or perhaps a paddle made just for smacking bad boys across the ass. I think that may be the ticket for you!

I am usually the one administering the spankings, and trust me no one spanks harder than I do, but I am also what they call a switch. So if YOU are feeling dominant, I just may be the one bending over your knee. You’d be surprised just how wet a good spanking from the right man can get me. Would you like me to be your good girl? Bending over and raising my skirt for you? If you are the right Master, I may just do it. And of course I know you will kiss my ass cheeks once you are done, won’t you, Sir?

Call me now for your spanking today, Sharon is waiting…

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