Vibrators Don’t Have to Look Like Dicks Anymore

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_phallicVibrators new non-cock shapes are changing the face of sex toys in innovative ways. Sex toy manufacturers like JimmyJane and LELO are moving past the days when vibrators had to look like huge cocks. What they realized—and what more and more sex toy manufacturers are starting to realize—is that a vibrator only has one function, so as long as it’s getting you off, really it can look like anything.

This idea is what’s behind high-end vibrators increasingly abstract shapes that no longer simply replicate the male or female anatomy. If it ain’t a dildo, which by its nature requires a cock-shape, then a vibrator can take on totally new shapes. A writer discussing the history of vibrator design in Fusion says, “But why—if women and couples are looking for something more than their own, very real human parts—would they want a plastic knock-off of those same parts in bed?” That’s why these days you can get a vibrator that looks like a surf board, a cute little lemon, a cone, and even a hands-free vibrator that looks sort of like Jim Henson’s floppy eared muppet Rowlf the Dog (check them out below)—all designed to get you off in innovative new ways!

Feel like having some sexy, outside the box experiences yourself? We are all about innovative ways for getting off here!

Check out more about vibrators that don’t look like cocks here.

How to Have Sex on the Beach

Screen Shot 2015-08-06 at 4.12.01 PMWhat is it about the beach that makes people want to get frisky? Is it the minimal clothing, the lathering up with sun screen, or the amazing feeling of ocean waves crashing that puts people in the mood? Whatever the reason, if you’re dying to get wet n’ wild at the beach, we can help. Here are some tips to help you make the most of a day (of fucking) at the beach:

  1. Do Your Research
    While spontaneous sex is great, having spontaneous sex out in public is not a smart move. Before going at it you should do some recon about sweet spots that will be perfect for a sexy tryst. Less populated locations with coves, secret nooks, or large rocks are perfect. Walk around and also do some internet research to find the perfect place.
  2. Don’t Get Caught
    Don’t be like those people who go at it in the middle of the day with beach-goers basically looking on. Do it at night, and make sure there’s no people around. In short, be quick, be discreet, and be quiet.
  3. Watch Out For Sand Getting in Sensitive Areas!
    Sand is lovely on the feet—but it is definitely not lovely all up in your nether regions! Make sure you avoid this by getting it on in positions that will prevent sand-in-the-crotch. Doggy style is great, or just fucking upright against something like a rock or a lifeguard tower. Woman on top could also work—just be careful!
  4. Consider Alternatives
    If fucking on the beach is too hard to pull off, why not try getting it on in the water? The water will conceal what’s going on below the surface. It is also much easier to give hand jobs and blow jobs on the sand than it is to fuck, especially if you can keep yourself concealed under a blanket or a beach umbrella. It’ll give new meaning to the expression “More fun than a day at the beach!”

Of course, if you don’t want sand in your bits you can always just give us a call.  We’ll make sure you feel like you’re having sex on the beach.

Strippers Explain Strip Club Etiquette

Copy-of-Stripper_on_a_Pole_svgLet’s face it, in any establishment there are unwritten rules about how to behave—and this is especially true at a strip club. That’s why some exotic dancers were only too happy to sit down with a writer at Vice to discuss how customers should behave when getting down at the strip club. Here’s the dancers’ best advice for those looking to have some fun, and not piss anyone off:

  1. Don’t try to have sex with the dancers
    Strippers work in the sex industry, but they aren’t sex workers. Meaning, they don’t have sex for money. Don’t ask; it’s rude.
  2. Be nice; don’t be creepy Some strippers have had some not so nice experiences with dudes telling them that they look like a sister or a daughter. That’s creepy. Best not to mention relatives at the strip club.
  3. Wear deodorant
    Body odor kills the mood pretty quick. Be kind; wear deodorant.
  4. Fetish play costs extra If you’ve got a fetish you’d like a dancer to indulge in the champagne room, understand that you will need to pay extra.
  5. Don’t cum in your pants
    If you are going to cum, please give the dancer a heads up (pun intended!) beforehand. It’s not polite to have her sit in your jizz without a warning.
  6. Respect the strippers
    These women are mothers, daughters, sisters, students, future surgeons, you name it. They need to be treated with respect.

Want to have some well-behaved (or not!) fun with us? You know what they say, what happens in the Niteflirt champagne room, stays in the Niteflirt champagne room!

Check out more of the strippers’ best stories and tips.

What Women Want Men To Know About Their Pussies

naked beautiful bodyFor a lot of dudes, the pussy is a mystery. Whether it’s an anatomical problem (men let it all hang out while women have theirs neatly tucked away), or a result of the sorry state of affairs that is Sex Ed, one thing is for certain: women want men to know about their lady parts so that men can know what to do with those lady parts. So here are women’s advice on what they want men to know about their pussies:

  1. Pay attention to the clit
    The clit is the only organ in the human body that is made solely for pleasure. It has around 8,000 nerve endings and, most importantly, most woman—an estimated 85 percent—can only cum during sex when the clit is stimulated.
  2. Approach the clit with care—it’s sensitive!
    While women want attention to the clit, too much of a good thing can be very very bad. Be gentle, especially at first—work up to more intense stimulation.
  3. The clit isn’t the only part of the pussy that wants love
    This does not mean harsh rubbing or fingering—it does mean exploring the vajayjay and all its sensitive, erotic pleasure zones. Also, be sure to cut your nails!
  4. Use lube
    While pussies get magically wet all on their own, lube is important for comfort, pleasure, and enhancing the experience. Use it!
  5. If you want to know what the pussy likes, just ask!

Feel like having a fun Sex Ed session yourself? We definitely can let you in on what women want right here!

Check out more about what women want men to know about pussies here!

Illicit Sex Tape Goes Viral in China and Angers the Government

10817159986_3b12084857_zA viral sex tape that made it past the censors is promising to “Break the [Chinese] Internet” this week. The one-minute porn shows a couple fucking in a popular Chinese department store—and it’s since been viewed by millions of people. The x-rated video spread like wildfire all over China’s social media, which left the internet censors unable to catch the illicit material in time.

Although the censors are denouncing the sex tape as a “vulgar video [that] spread like a virus online and clashed with socialist core values,” the public’s reaction proves that many Chinese feel excitement at seeing the porn, not disgust. Since the incident, there have been commemorative t-shirts of the stunt, jokes on social media, and legions of people taking selfies outside the department store where the porn was shot. Even while the government continues to censor the internet against anything it finds “vulgar” or objectionable, Chinese citizens are finding ways to spread freedom of expression—and celebrate a love of porn!

Three cheers for internet porn! Come exercise your freedoms with us!

Check out more about the illicit Chinese sex tape here.

8 Unavoidably Unsexy Things That Happen the First Time You Fuck Someone

imagesDistractify recently put together a list of the unavoidably unsexy things that happen during sex that will make you cringe with embarrassment and laugh with recognition. Let’s face it, sex for the first time with someone can definitely bring some awkwardness, and this list is a hilarious reminder of all those simply unavoidable moments. Here are the 8 unsexy things that happen the first time you fuck someone (check out the full list below):

  1. Your bodies will make several sounds when they slap and detach, slap and detach
    Distractify describes this phenomenon as “the sound of a wet suction cup being peeled from the side of a bathtub.”
  2. You’ll direct your partner to what feels good like an air traffic controller
    Wave an arm; use a code; try to decipher what the other person wants while trying to stick a perfect landing.
  3. Yes, you will smell and probably have your face in their armpit
    And possibly, if you’re into that, you will lick their armpit.
  4. You will get hair in your mouth
    At some point you will need to pause to get hair, pubic or otherwise, out of your mouth.
  5. The condom ask and search party
    Someone will ask, the other will search…and sometimes search and search and search for a condom: “sort of like a business deal and a scavenger hunt.”
  6. There’ll be awkwardness putting the condom on 
    You try to do this as smoothly as possible, but it will inevitably be awkward.
  7. Yes, air will get pushed inside places and noises will be made in response
    Aw, yes. The unavoidable queef. It happens.
  8. You are going to get sweaty
    Distractify: “Not in a glisten-y way, but in an ‘oh my god, I didn’t know I could sweat there’ animal way.”

These are funny cause they’re true. In the mood to have some real experiences yourself? We don’t mind getting sweaty here!

Check out Distractify’s list.

The Power of Aphrodisiacs Is In Your (Naughty) Imagination

8681037501_3f9daa5066_mHave you ever gotten turned on watching your lover slurp down an oyster, or gotten hot when eating a chili pepper? Well, what if we told you that science doesn’t have an explanation for why known aphrodisiacs like oysters and chiles rev up the sex drive? Shocking, right? Scientists believe that the power of so-called “love foods” are all in your head, literally: your imagination is what’s turning you on, not anything in the food per se.

While certain foods do have some chemicals or nutrients that make you feel sexy, like how chili raises your metabolism and releases feel-good endorphins not unlike those tingly, hot sensations during sex, nothing in food inherently would make you have a virile sex drive. Instead, the associations of food with sex or the experience of eating certain types of love foods could be what’s actually triggering your desire. Even the way food feels and looks—like the creaminess of an avocado, or the way it hangs down in round pairs—could spark your libido and make you hungry for action. So, really, sexual innuendo and your own dirty imagination are the true aphrodisiacs!

Hankering for something tasty to spark your imagination? We’ve got everything to turn you on right here!

Check out more about aphrodisiacs here.

5 Fun Facts About Male Orgasms

ID-100216698The male orgasm is a weird and wonderful thing. While you probably know the basics about cumming (it feels amazing!), you may not have heard some lesser known facts—like just how fast cum can travel (hint: it’s super fast!). Check out these 5 fun facts about the male orgasm that are sure to amaze and make you smile:

  1. Orgasms Reduce the Risk of Cancer
    Science has found that men who ejaculate regularly—around 20 times per month—lower their risk of prostate cancer by 20%. As though you needed a reason!
  2. Cum Travels Really, Really Fast
    “Faster than a speeding bullet! More powerful than a locomotive!” Well, not really. But still, cum travels really, really fast—around 28 mph!
  3. Orgasms From Sex Are Better Than Orgasms From Masturbation
    You may have noticed how much better cumming feels with another person, but there’s scientific evidence to back this up. It’s because during sex, 400% more prolactin is released when you cum, making you feel sleepy and sexually satisfied—until the next go around!
  4. Women Aren’t the Only Ones Who Fake Orgasms…
    According to a study, 28% of men have faked an orgasm at one time or another. Oh, Tricky Dicks!
  5. Men Are Capable of Multiple Orgasms
    While most men need about 30 minutes before they can go again, it is possible for men to have multiple orgasms. By managing testosterone levels and even switching up sex positions, men are able to train themselves to cum over and over again.

Feel like having a weird and wonderful experience yourself? At Niteflirt, we are all about putting science to the test!

Meet Britain’s Oldest Prostitutes

Sheila Vogel-Coupe. Courtesy of Channel 4. (channel4.com)
Sheila Vogel-Coupe. Courtesy of Channel 4. (channel4.com)

At 85-years-old, sex worker Sheila Vogel-Coupe gives new meaning to the phrase “the world’s oldest profession.” She’s part of a new documentary called My Granny the Escort airing on the BBC that goes inside the small but surprisingly bustling world of “mature escorts” aged 60 and up. The documentary follows three women whose Johns run the gamut of ages, professions, and kinks, including 20-year-old boys, 30-year-old Swedish businessmen, and 80-year-olds looking for some grown-up action. And one vivacious lady services around 100 men a month and works six days a week!

Sheila, who bills herself as “Britain’s oldest prostitute” and charges around 250£ an hour, says “I know I’m very, very sexy.” Often, young men seek her services—and she’s only too happy to oblige! One of her clients says of his preference for mature ladies: “They’re confident. They know their own bodies…It’s almost, for me, a bit perverse, like ‘Women of that age shouldn’t be doing this.’ That’s different, isn’t it? They’re batting outside what is kind of expected of a grown-up lady and that… that’s naughty.” The women all love what they do, and as single, independent women they’re all happy to “have a boyfriend for an hour…That’s enough. No dirty socks to wash.”

In the mood to have some fun with us? You’ll love the naughty things that we do right here!

Check out more about Britain’s oldest prostitutes here.

5 Types of Sex Single People Have

2104630951_e7ce5e4b97_bSome might argue that single sex is the best sex—and for good reason. When you’re single, you’re free to mess around with anyone you choose and have exciting, new sexual experiences. And the beauty of single sex is that it comes in so many different forms. Here are 5 kinds of single sex you’ll probably recognize:

  1. Drunk Sex
    We all know what happens when drinking enters the equation: you get flirty, horny, and ready for action! Let’s face it, drunk sex is not often the best sex (or sex you can even really remember), but at the time, it sure feels fun.
  2. Sex You Want To Turn Into More
    Ah, yes. The no strings attached sex. The kind you act so chill about but secretly wish would become about more than just hot sex.
  3. Sex With a Friend
    You’ve known each other for a while so you feel comfortable and there’s already a level of trust, which makes the sex so much better. The sex could complicate things, turn the relationship into something more, or could maybe just become a mutually satisfying “friends with benefits” type of relationship. The possibilities are endless!
  4. Totally By Accident Sex
    You weren’t planning on getting laid—maybe you didn’t even really feel you needed to get laid—but when it happens, you’re all about it. Talk about a happy accident!
  5. Naughty Sex
    Sex with an ex, sex with a friend’s ex, sex with someone who’s taken—you both know it’s a bad idea, but the forbidden nature of the tryst makes the sex that much more thrilling!

Want to experience some different types of single sex yourself? We love variety here!