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Hilarious Tweets That Prove Grindr Was At Its Worst in 2015

Grindr is supposed to be a magical erotic wonderland where gay men can cruise hot guys looking for action in the flick of a finger. But sometimes, as these hilarious tweets show, it’s an awkward place where just trying to get a nut proves more unpleasant than it’s worth. Check out some favorites.

When a guy is looking for compassion for a dead pet instead of getting laid“I’m having a funeral for my fish.”“I have a really huge dick bron [sic] I love showing it off.”
Tweet: “Grindr in a nutshell.”
When gay sex just gets too complicatedTweet: “Someone on Grindr is listed as ‘Mega Bottom’ – I wonder if that comes before or after Power Bottom in the evolutionary series.”
When even sacred, religious festivals are used as pick-up linesTweet: “Someone on Grindr asked me if I wanted to put the D in their Diwali.”
When straight guys feel like sexually exploring“Can I jerk u off into orgasm? Can u jerk off and orgasm on my face? I’m straight but kinda wanna try it. Can I taste your nut?”Tweet: “I hate Grindr.”
When it gets a little too close (and stalker-y) to homeTweet: “Grindr is all fun and games until someone with no picture messages u saying ‘I’ve seen you on [street name] so many times.'”
When work gets awkwardTweet: “That awkward moment you see your manager on Grindr & his profile says ‘kinky only.'”
And things get “hot for teacher”…in a bad wayTweet: “My teacher just messaged me on Grindr. I’m crying.”
When dude’s get right to the point“Door open, dark, I’m face down, ass lubed, just come in, fuck me, unload.”“Is that the standard greeting now?”
Tweet: “I must’ve missed the memo…”

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Here’s How Much Sex Happy Couples Have

Even though as a society we think that sex is the secret sauce to a lasting relationship, more sex isn’t always better for couples in a long term relationship. So what is the magical number that a couple should have sex to keep their relationship happy and healthy? A new study has the answer, and the number is probably less than you might think. As it turns out, sex once a week is the sweet spot for established couples.

The study looked at data from 25,510 Americans aged 18 to 89 and found that while having sex definitely means more satisfaction and well-being in a relationship, happiness maxes out at sex about once a week. “This showed a linear association between sex and happiness up to a frequency of once a week, but at higher frequencies there is no longer an association,” said a psychologist on the study. “Therefore it is not necessary, on average, for couples to aim to engage in sex as frequently as possible.” In another interesting finding, the study found that having sex once a week makes couples happier than if they had more money! The takeaway message is that having sex regularly is important for maintaining happiness in a relationship, but that it’s also okay for couples to have realistic expectations for their sex life.

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10 Confessions From People Who’ve Heard Some Strange Things After Sex

Let’s face it, we’ve all had a one-nighter that turned out a little, um, weird. While casual sex is great for no-strings-attached fun, the aftermath is not always so hot—especially if you find out that the person you just fucked is not quite what they seemed in that dark bar after you’d had a few drinks. Here are 10 confessions from people who’ve heard some very strange things after sex.

“She reintroduced herself using her real name…lol.”
Oh, hello. Nice to meet you, stranger I just had sex with!
“Hey, can you give me a ride to my boyfriend’s house?”
Um, I wish that you’d given me this information before deciding to ride me.
“He told me after we did it that his dead rabbit was under his bed! WTF?!”
Things just got Fatal Attraction creepy!
“I always had a thing for your mother so now I know what it’s like to have sex with her.”
The apple doesn’t fall far from the tree, or something?!
“Someone needs to do cardio.”
Thanks for the inspiration?
“You have the hottest vagina I’ve been in, literally, the temperature is unreal.”
This line’s like a badly written sex scene.
“I wish the condom would’ve broke so I could keep you in my life.”
One word: RUN!
“He jumped up, did “touchdown” arms and yelled, “that was the best sex I’ve ever had!”
Score!
“‘My God, that was so consensual!’ I think she meant ‘sensual,’ but it was a good laugh either way.”
Consensual sex is always sexy!
“‘Now you are part of me forever.’ Which would be romantic, but…we had just met.”
Again, things are getting a little too much like Fatal Attraction up in here…

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Inside Los Angeles’ Exclusive Gay Sex Party

Los Angeles is home to one of the best and most exclusive gay sex parties out there. Guys travels from other countries, pay large sums of money, and put through themselves through a rigorous screening process all to have the experience of attending what can only be described as a giant gay orgy. The attendees represent an underground network of people who want to celebrate their sexuality through watching or participating in erotic and sexual events. And this LA sex party definitely lets them explore their sexuality and fantasies while having a night they’ll never forget!

The orgy party’s organizer, who goes by V, said, “We have a mix of gay, straight and bisexual men and women in the audience, so it’s important for us to have a wide variety for guests.” A lot of the guests like to watch the live-show, which usually consists of guys getting on stage, stripping, and masturbating in front of the others. Straight men and women also enjoy the scene, including one couple who said that the parties help them to open up sexually, and add some spice to their sex life. “I am not gay or bi or anything like that, but something about seeing these guys whack off gets me hard, and seeing my wife turned on is always a plus. So, by the time we leave and get home, I’m ready to just pound her out,” said the man. And according to V, that’s the point of the parties: “I want people, couples, everyone, to experience sexuality in their own way. I want them to explore their bodies and fantasies to get the full flavor of life.”

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Japanese Museum Displays Centuries-Old Controversial Erotic Art

Despite Japan’s eclectic and hugely popular porn industry, many of its citizens are still prudes when it comes to the country’s rich history with erotic art, or shunga. 133 centuries-old original shunga prints, which mix graphic depictions of sex with visual humor, were rejected by 10 museums before finally finding a home at a little gallery. The woodblock prints are definitely shocking: they are of couples, and groups, in the midst of sexual ecstasy, though they’re often depicted in humorous and satirical ways. Voyeurism and orgies are recurring themes in the art, with women and men in various contorted sexual positions, their kimonos loosened or discarded.

Created in the 17th century and eventually banned for being “obscene,” the works depict all manner of sexual escapades taking place in brothels, teahouses, inns, and even Buddhist temples. But most shocking is not the images themselves (the most famous one called “the Dream of the Fisherman’s Wife,” which depicts a woman being pleasured by two octopuses), but that so many Japanese who love porn and manga wouldn’t want to see what’s being billed as “the original shunga.” Thankfully, not everyone is so prudish: over 9,000 people have gone to see the erotic works. The museum director said, “I hope they will feel a sense of discovery and re-connection with something important that has been missing from the way the cultural history of Japan has been presented until now.”

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Men Confess How They Really Feel About Their Dicks

Dicks are great, but let’s be real: the way men feel about theirs varies as much as the dicks themselves. Some men want a bigger dick, some (young) men wish they could have more control over their boners, and yes, some men even wish theirs was smaller. Whatever you’re packing down there, these confessions from real men will prove that dicks are so much more than just a body part.

“The reason I’m still a virgin is because I’m scared my penis is too small.”
This makes us so sad. What this poor virgin should know is that his fear is totally in his head—cause whatever he’s got in his pants is probably just fine!
“Yep. My penis is small. Your point being?”
That’s more like it! Penis size—like age—is just a state of mind!
“Having a big penis really isn’t that good. Wearing jeans hurts like hell to wear!”
Ouch! Bigger isn’t always better!
“Because I’m insecure I tell girls I have a really small dick so when we have sex they see my average dick and tell me it’s big. Pretty childish but it helps.”
You know what’s a huge turn on before you have sex?: feeling comfortable in your own skin.
“People keep asking what’s up this morning…my penis. My penis is up.”
Morning wood is nature’s alarm clock! Better get to work (and we don’t mean your 9 to 5!).
“I’ve shown more people my penis on Whisper than times I’ve left my house this week.”
Hopefully it’s been a slow week….
“My penis is AVERAGE! I thought I was WAY below average…NOPE! I am 5.3 inches. Which so happens to be EXACTLY AVERAGE!
This confession proves that you probably think your dick is smaller than it actually is.
“When I get bored I act like I’m driving a car and my cock is the shifter.”
Talk about pleasure riding!
“Confession: I would suck my own cock if I could.”
Confession: yes, you would, and you’ve probably already tried it…many, many times!

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The History Behind Cosmo’s Infamous Donut Blowjob

Cosmopolitan is famous for its weird, creative, and totally unrealistic sex tips. The magazine has prompted its readers to incorporate such items as a string of pearls, an electric toothbrush, a scrunchie, refrigerated marbles, tomato sauce, and a mango slice into their bedrooms. But their outrageous cover that featured a glazed donut to be used during a blowjob literally took the cake. In tip No. 30, an anonymous boyfriend said, “My girlfriend gets a glazed donut and sticks my penis through the hole. She nibbles around it, stopping to suck me every once in a while. The sugar beads from her mouth tingle on my tip.”

The tip has since come to be known as the most infamous Cosmo sex tip ever written, with authors such as Tom Wolfe, Maureen Dowd, and performance artist Anna Pulley all mocking or satirizing the ridiculous line in their work. But even more outrageous than the tip itself was the way the magazine embraced the donut blowjob’s cult status, reprinting the sex tip several times (including in three books) and even adding a new piece about a study suggesting that the smell of donuts “increases penile blood flow” in men. For all of the magazine’s ludicrous sex tips, you have to hand it to Cosmo for whole-heartedly embracing a spirit of endless sexual experimentation—naysayers and prudes be damned!

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Lustiest Painting in History is the Second Most Expensive

Amedeo Modigliani’s famous drug-induced erotic masterpiece “Nu couché” just sold for $170.4 million, making it the second most expensive painting ever sold after Picasso’s “Women of Algiers.” The painting has been called “a hymn to lust,” with a nude, black-eyed seductress lying back on a red bed, offering herself up to the viewer. Painted in 1917-18, the artist was a penniless, drug-addled bohemian, who likely wouldn’t believe the price his high-art erotica fetched nearly a century later.

The artwork proves once again that sex really does sell. It’s even more graphic than Picasso’s “Women of Algiers” with their multiple cubist breasts and asses scattered around the canvas. “Nu couché” is a sensual masterpiece, mixing modernist elements with erotic thrills and seduction. It was painted during WWI, during an absinthe-haze, in which Modigliani takes as his subject his lover in all her seductive majesty—escaping the brutality of the war in her black, lusty eyes.

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Ronda Rousey’s (Bad) Sex Advice

Ronda Rousey is considered one of the world’s best fighters, so you’d think that she’d know a thing or two about winning…in the bedroom! Maxim recently sat down with the UFC champion to talk sex and dating, and she had some great advice for men. In response to a question about what a guy should always do in bed, Rousey recommends he “take his time.” While this is excellent advice, the rest of what she said wasn’t exactly (sexual) gold.

“In general, a girl takes a minute. He needs to get her ready. You should never need lube in your life. If you need lube, than [sic] you’re being lazy… and you’re not taking your time,” she said. Although it’s good to know that Rousey’s pussy is always naturally wet and ready for action, this is not true of many women, no matter how good the foreplay is. This is especially bad advice if you want to have some anal play, as not all orifices are adequately slippery enough without lube. As a sex educator put it, her advice is basically like “telling massage therapists that using massage oil is being lazy.” To put it simply: don’t K.O. lube, Rousey; lube is always a winner.

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Here’s more of Ronda Rousey’s sex advice.

Couples Who Share Chores Have Better and More Frequent Sex

Tired housewives all over the world are rejoicing over a new study from University of Alberta which found that heterosexual couples who share chores have better and more frequent sex. The study’s findings showed that when a man fairly pitched in around the house, the couple had sex more often, and that each person reported more sexual satisfaction. The head researcher of the study is a couple’s therapist who set out to debunk a 2012 study that claimed that when men contributed equally to chores traditionally considered “women’s work” (the dishes, cooking, etc.), the couple had less sex. But that seemed counter-intuitive based on his experiences with the couples he worked with as a therapist.

After analyzing data from a five-year study of 1,338 German couples, he found that his instinct had been correct. The data showed that not only did helping out with chores not hurt a couple’s sex life, it actually enhanced it. Although seeing a man roll up his sleeves and get his hands dirty is pretty sexy, that isn’t why sharing chores helps a guy’s chance of getting good lovin’ more often. “Knowing that a partner is pulling his weight prevents anger and bitterness, creating more fertile ground in which a (satisfying) sexual encounter may occur,” the researcher explained. So basically, if men want to get that sweet dessert after dinner, they better do those dishes first!

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