Meet the People Who Make Sex Machines

Sex-MachinesPhotographer Timothy Archibald recently published a book called Sex Machines about the quirky creators of homemade fuck-bots. Archibald was fascinated by the DIYers who keep their primitive sex machines in their bedrooms, garages, and living rooms. “To me this little subculture had everything in it I ever wanted that would allow me to tell a rich story about men, women, and America,” said the photographer. Here are some highlights of the people he met.

One husband and wife team created The Monkey Rocker, which looks like something you might exercise with—maybe a rowing machine—with a dildo in the center. “It doesn’t really surprise me that Dan came up with this. We aren’t an especially sexually obsessed couple, but Dan is a man. I mean, I don’t think he can help but think about these things, the sexual, the mechanical, the craftsmanship of it all,” the wife said. Eric Wilson of Love Locker made his sex machine as a way to indulge his wife’s fantasy about being with two guys: “…I wondered how much more real it would seem if I made an actual sex machine that was having sex with her as she was performing oral on me, or whatever. So I went out to the garage one day and started tinkering around, and eventually put together our first machine,” Wilson said. A woman who runs a legal brothel invented The Thrill Hammer, “a 450-pound vibrator capable of vibration speeds of up to 6,500 rpm and rotation speeds of 150 rpm. It combines an antique dentist chair, a large vibrator, and a computer monitor. Four tentacles extend around the chair and hold the monitor and the lighting systems.” Now that’s an impressive sex machine!

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Check out more about the people who make their own sex machines here: https://www.buzzfeed.com/hayleycampbell/sex-machines#.xaBxlgoKQw

7 Best Things That Changed Our Sex Lives For the Better in 2015

bestof20152015 was a very good year—for enhancing our sex lives! From all the new high-tech sex toys and kegel devices to the strange sex toy that lets you lay alien eggs inside yourself, 2015 definitely delivered on giving us exciting ways to make our sex lives even better. Here are the 7 best things that changed our sex lives in fantastic ways this year.

  1. Eva, the hands-free vibrator
    This amazing new sex toy sits between the labia during sex so women can enjoy the experience completely hands-free. Look, Ma, no hands!
  2. Marni’s ass play on Girls
    The now infamous analingis scene on this season of Girls had the entire internet in an uproar. Even the cast is still talking about it.
  3. A suction-based clit stimulator
    So far, the Womanizer has gotten very positive reviews. Instead of vibrating, it gently “sucks” on the clit.
  4. High-tech Kegel devices
    There’s two kegel devices that connects to your phone and promises to make doing your pelvic floor exercises more fun and exciting: the kGoal Boost for guys and the Elvie for women.
  5. When Abbi decided to try pegging on Broad City
    It’s always great when popular shows push the boundaries of sex on television (i.e., the usual PIV intercourse).
  6. The book Come as You Are 
    Emily Nagoski wrote an inclusive sex-positive book on women’s sexuality. She has a Ph.D. in human sexuality, and she gave a lot of women a new, more enlightened perspective on their sex lives with this book.
  7. The alien-laying sex toy, Ovipositer
    Well, we can definitely say that this was probably the strangest sex toy of 2015! It’s a dildo that gives you the sensation of having gelatinous alien eggs laid inside you.

Looking to have some exciting final experiences to round out your year? We can change your sex life for the better right here!

Check out more about the best things that changed our sex lives for the better in 2015: https://www.buzzfeed.com/nataliebrown/twenty-fif-peen#.fy5KbokJEB

The Device That Will Help You Strengthen Your Dick

kgoalboostHey guys, have you been doing your Kegels lately? Strengthening the pelvic floor by holding and releasing the muscles between your cock and your ass will help you to have better, stronger orgasms and increase your stamina during sex. And now there’s a device that will whip your dick into shape in an interactive and enjoyable way.

The kGoal Boost is shaped liked a pussy and almost as fun (wink wink!). You sit on it, and the vibrations flex and release “the muscles of the perineum in time with the button’s pulsing,” explains the Frisky. So basically, it’s like a personal trainer for your dick! You can use it in the car, at work, and even while vegging out, all while tracking your progress by connecting the device directly to your smartphone. “All of our guided workouts and games are five-minute chunks. If you’re doing a workout for five minutes a day, every day, you’re going to be in a real good spot,” says a rep of kGoal Boost. Who would’ve thought exercising could be so stimulating, literally?

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Check out more about the device that will strengthen your dick here: https://www.thefrisky.com/2015-12-10/hey-guys-heres-a-device-to-help-you-strengthen-your-penis/

You Can Exchange Sex for Driving Lessons in Holland

thumbsupDriving instructors in Holland can legally slip into the backseat for payment for lessons. Cabinet ministers have been discussing the issue and determined that there’s nothing wrong with exchanging “a ride for a ride.” After long debate, Dutch News reported the parliament reached this conclusion on the controversial practice: offering driving lessons for sex did not equal prostitution “since sex was not being sold.”

However, they also determined that a student asking to exchange sex for lessons was not allowed. Although prostitution is legal in the Netherlands, since there’s no way to tax students, i.e, non-sex workers, “a ride for a ride” would not be legal. So as long as the instructor makes the deal, two consenting adults have the thumbs up from their government to go on a joy ride. Apparently, web searches for driving lessons in exchange of sex are on the rise. Now that’s what we call a good Driver’s Ed course!

Want to go on a fun joy ride? We love mutually satisfying exchanges here!

Check out more about Holland’s “ride for a ride” here: https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/so-you-can-give-driving-lessons-in-exchange-for-sex-in-holland_5678527de4b0b958f6576e55

6 Ways For Guys to Improve Their Sex Lives, According to Science

frustrated coupleWhat if we told you that you don’t necessarily need to reach for that bottle of Viagra or the numerous other sexual enhancement treatments the next time you want to keep it rock hard for a marathon fuck fest? According to science, there are many other alternatives that can help you to up your sex game whether you struggle with premature ejaculation, erectile dysfunction (ED), or a low sex drive. Here are 6 proven ways guys can improve their sex lives.

  1. Get some exercise
    Science has shown that men who are the most physically active have the best erectile function and sex drive. By incorporating either 2 hours of strenuous exercise or 6 hours of moderate exercise every week, you can expect serious results in the bedroom.
  2. Do kegels
    While you’re at it, don’t skip exercising your dick! Doing kegels not only helps with premature ejaculation and ED, but it can help you to become multiply orgasmic!
  3. Drink less booze
    “Whiskey dick” is real. Studies have shown that bouts of heavy drinking can lead to problems with getting an erection and reaching orgasm. And for those who regularly abuse alcohol, 72% reported sexual performance problems. While you don’t need to quit drinking, definitely drink in moderation.
  4. Stop smoking cigs and weed
    Research has shown that smokers, who make up just 28% of the population, make up a whopping 40% of those with ED. And those who smoke weed are also at risk for developing erectile problems, since cannabis inhibits receptors in the dick.
  5. Learn to love your dick (not literally)
    Over 50% of men reported feeling that their penis was too small. This self-consciousness can lead to performance anxiety during sex. The good news is your cock is probably perfectly normal. Not only that, but the vast majority of women say that they’re totally happy with their partner’s size.
  6. Use lube
    Using lube inside the condom contributes to more arousal. It enhances your pleasure and comfort while wearing it, and if you put some on the outside, it’ll feel amazing for your partner, too.

Looking for ways to enhance your pleasure? We can help you keep it rock hard right here!

Check out more ways for guys to improve their sex lives: https://www.huffingtonpost.com/playboycom/10-ways-men-can-improve-t_b_8639216.html

The 8 Sexiest Songs You Should Fuck To

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_goodsexYou know what puts us in the mood for a little Bump N’ Grind? Well, yes, definitely the R. Kelly song! Because putting on a sexy song is the perfect foreplay before saying, “Let’s Get It On.” Here are 8 of the sexiest song you should literally get down to.

  1. Right Now” by Danity Kane
    “You make me wanna do something I never do / Wanna go there with you / All the way there, touch me there, take me there with you.” Oh, this makes us want to go all the way right now!
  2. Skin” by Rihanna
    “You waited long enough / Go deep / Imma throw it at ya / Can you catch it?” Um, yes, Rihanna. Whatever you throw at us, we will gladly catch!
  3. Someday Is Tonight” by Janet Jackson
    “You know I promised / I’d be worth the wait / Now the wait is over, baby / Please don’t hesitate.” Anything you say, “Miss Jackson if you’re nasty!”
  4. Motivation” by Kelly Rowland ft. Lil Wayne 
    “And when we’re done, I don’t wanna feel my legs / And when we’re done, I just wanna feel your hands all over me, baby.” Oooh, baby!
  5. Get On Your Knees” by Nicki Minaj ft. Ariana Grande
    “‘Cause we are just animals / Baby, it’s primal / I want you on all fours / And before I let you walk you gotta show me how you crawl.” We will crawl anywhere on our knees for you, Nicki Minaj!
  6. Fire We Make” by Alicia Keys ft. Maxwell
    “This invisible pull and it takes us to the stars / It’s getting higher and higher.” Is it getting hotter and hotter in here, or is it just us?
  7. Signs of Love Makin’” by Tyrese
    “Tell me what you want, and I got you babe / Whisper in my ear while I’m driving you crazy / I’ll smack it from the side.” This song is driving us crazy in the best way!
  8. Sex Therapy” by Robin Thicke
    “Stressed out uptight, over worked wound up / Unleash what you got let’s explore your naughty side.” We are always down to get naughty!

In the mood to unleash your naughty side? “The wait is over, baby. Please don’t hesitate!

Check out more sex songs you should fuck to here: https://www.buzzfeed.com/michaelblackmon/skin-skin-skin#.cjLEmdpXJj

The Health Benefits of BDSM

Not that long ago—as in before the DSM of Mental Disorders in 2013—kinky sex, BDSM, and fetishism were considered a mental disorder among health professionals. But now, thanks in part to the popularity of Fifty Shades of Grey, kinky sex has become more accepted and more mainstream. A study showed that 36% of adults have used bondage, which is a good thing because, as it turns out, BDSM has a host of health benefits. Here are some:

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  1. Improved Mental Health
    A 2013 study looked at the psychological characteristics of kinksters to determine whether they were psychologically damaged in some way. The study found not only were they fine psychologically, but were actually more well adjusted than their vanilla counterparts! “Overall, the BDSM sample felt more secure in their relationships and had an increased sense of well-being. They were more conscientious toward others, more extraverted, more open to trying new experiences, had decreased anxiety, and were less sensitive to others perception.”
  2. Less Stress
    Research shows that practitioners of BDSM enter an altered state of consciousness similar to meditation, yoga, or “runner’s high.” These types of activities lessen the stress hormone cortisol, which protects against high blood pressure, suppressed immunity, and insulin resistance.
  3. Better Cognitive Function
    Pain reduces function in the limbic and prefrontal areas of the brain, which affects working memory and executive control. Researchers found that during BDSM sessions, blood flow to these areas were reduced, resulting in an altered state of consciousness. Those in the BDSM community call this “subspace” for submissives, and “topspace” or “flow” for dominants. Kinksters consider it both an enjoyable experience, and a spiritual one.
  4. Improved Relationships
    Researchers looking into couple bonding in BDSM found that participating in successful sadomasochistic scenes increases the feelings of connectedness and intimacy for partners. It also releases dopamine, which is the feel good hormone you experience when first falling in love. This because of the novelty and excitement BDSM can bring to a relationship, which is similar to having a thrilling adventure together!

Feel like having some kinky fun and helping your health? Come have an enjoyable and possibly spiritual experience right here!

Check out more about the health benefits of BDSM.

 

5 Naughtiest Hotels in the World

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_sexWhat better way to prepare for the debauchery that is the holidays than with a get-away to a naughty hotel? That’s right, there are hotels all around the world that cater to all the thrills and excitement you’re seeking on a hot sex-cation. From adult-only facilities to topless pools, these hotels are your best bet for getting on Santa’s naughty list this year!

  1. Liberty Inn, New York City
    This place has a vending machine selling sex toys and condoms right in the lobby! The rooms come with six channels of free porn, sexy mood lighting, and provided “exercise pillows”—let’s get physical!
  2. Spice Lanzarote, Canary Islands
    This place is adult-only, clothing-optional, and has a huge outdoor jacuzzi with adult-oriented entertainment! It also has a room for private and group sex parties, a spa offering regular and sensual body treatments, and services such as couples’ erotic photo shoots. Oh la la!
  3. Desire Resort & Spa Riviera Maya
    This is a couples-only, clothing-optional resort that attracts a wide range of guests: older couples, young nudists, and even swingers! Sex is allowed in some public places such as the outdoor jacuzzi and the Sin Room, and all the rooms have spacious bathrooms and naughty décor, including the Kama Sutra themed room.
  4. Artisan Hotel, Las Vegas
    This place is artsy with a kinky twist. Mirrors line the walls and ceilings, as well as a range of eclectic, erotic art. The rooms come equipped with Intimacy Kits, the pool is topless, and porn stars regularly perform karaoke for the guests. The red velvet and black leather furniture, candles, and marble are sure to add to the sexy, naughty vibe for this strictly 21 and over hotel!
  5. Island House, Key West
    This hotel for gay men in historic Key West is everything you’d be looking for on your gay-cation. Clothing optional parties at the hopping bar that stays open till 4 am is a great way to meet hot guys looking for a great time. The spa and various rooms all have erotic décor, and guests can explore the island on gay nude sailing trips to nearby reefs, gay snorkeling outings, and trips to secluded beaches.

Want to get into some naughtiness yourself this holiday season? We can make you feel like you’re on a hot, exciting getaway right here!

Check out more of the naughtiest hotels in the world here: https://www.huffingtonpost.com/oyster/the-13-naughtiest-hotels_b_8761366.html

BuzzFeed Poll Reveals Some Interesting Facts About Sexting

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_phonesexBuzzFeed’s recent poll asked 100,000 users about their sexting habits, and the results were pretty surprising. BuzzFeed found that only around 53% send nude pics, while the other 47% opt out of the sexy swapping. And for those who are all about putting into action the saying, “show me yours and I’ll show you mine,” the poll found that Snapchat was the second most popular place to send nude pics (besides texting).

Even more interesting, a shocking 88% said they’ve at one time sent an accidental sext to the wrong person! Whoops! BuzzFeed also said, “A little more than a quarter of respondents (27%) said they’ve sent nudes to someone they’ve never even met in real life. And while most people only send nudes to people they’re in a committed relationship with, nearly a quarter have sent nudes to people they’re just hooking up with.” Last, the poll found that most people “recycle” nude pics, meaning they send the same one to multiple people. That’s what we call efficiency!

In the mood to swap a little sexiness? Let’s up those poll numbers starting right now!

Check out more about BuzzFeed’s sexting poll here: https://jezebel.com/buzzfeed-sexting-poll-proves-more-people-should-be-send-1747987714

Porn Stars Give Guys Oral Sex Tips

womandominatingmanHelpful porn stars decided to give some clueless guys a tutorial about how to eat pussy. To help the guys learn the right way to please ladies during foreplay, the porn stars demonstrated how to give really good head on oysters. And as you can imagine, things got very messy, and very weird (check out the video below). Here are some highlights.

First, one porn star demonstrated how to get a lady all revved up by kissing the oyster as if it were the belly, down to the thighs, and so on. Then, a different porn star instructed her student “to lick up and down, and spit on it [here she spits on her oyster]. Get it all nice and wet.” In other questionable advice, a porn star tells her student that he’s “gotta buff it first.” One lady gave excellent advice: “definitely if she says, ‘Don’t stop, keep going,” please don’t stop!” One student asked a very good question [after putting too much tabasco on his oyster]: “if a pussy burns your face, what should you do?” The answer: “run!” Other helpful tips included swirling and using an unpredictable rhythm with the tongue on the clit, and definitely using fingers in addition to giving her clit lots of love and attention. Oh yeah, and definitely don’t squeeze lemon on her pussy!

In the mood for some messy fun yourself? You don’t need a dozen oysters to get a lady to yell, “please don’t stop!”

Check out the video of porn stars teaching guys to eat pussy on oysters here: https://distractify.com/humor/2015/12/10/mustafa-porn-stars-drop-knowledge