‘Female Viagra’ Results in Just ‘Half of One Satisfying Sexual Encounter a Month’

imagesToday in wah wah wah news, Addyi, the pharmaceutical intended to enhance female desire, is turning out to be less than thrilling. The drug was approved by the FDA last year and was marketed as the first “female viagra,” but so far taking the supposed libido pill is said to result in just “half of one satisfying sexual encounter a month,” according to the New York Times. A study which looked at nearly 6,000 women found that Addyi simply was not effective, especially considering its numerous side effects.

“[Some] public health groups and some other women’s groups contended that the science did not justify its approval. The drug’s effects were modest, they said, and not worth side effects such as sleepiness, dizziness, fatigue, and nausea,” reported the Times. Not only that, but the study was not able to define what “half of one satisfying sexual encounter a month” even meant (half an orgasm? Sex was kinda-sorta okay?). Before this report, consumers were already skeptical about Addyi’s abilities, and sales of the drug have not been robust. We can only guess that this new report is probably going to take the wind out of Addyi’s sails for good, if you know what we mean.

Looking for a definitively satisfying sexual encounter? You don’t need Big Pharma for that—we’ve got all the thrills and none of the side effects right here!

Check out more about ‘female viagra’s’ disappointing data here: https://jezebel.com/addyi-the-female-viagra-results-in-just-half-of-one-s-1762097106

This is What it Looks Like to Have an Orgasm—as Demonstrated With Clay

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_orgasmfaceIn Buzzfeed’s new video, people twist, pull, tug, and generally explode clay to demonstrate what it looks like to have an orgasm. And as you can imagine, the experience (or should we say ‘clay-perience’?) really is different for each person. Here is what it looks like to have an orgasm, as interpreted through clay (check out the video below).

First, many of the people start by molding and “working” the clay: “Get everything, like, warmed up. Foreplay is underrated,” explains one guy. Then a woman starts shaping her clay into a mountain because “you know, you’re sweatin’. But you’re really enjoying the view!” A different guy twists his clay into a big, wound-up mass: “So, you get like wound up a little bit. It’s a lot of contracting and releasing.” And, of course, they all end their orgasm demonstrations with explosions of clay everywhere: “You get to the top of the mountain…and you’re like ‘Oh my god, I made the fireworks show! It’s amazing!’” Let’s get climbin’!

In the mood for a fireworks show yourself? We can make you feel like clay in our hands right here!

Check out Buzzfeed’s video that shows people explaining what it’s like to orgasm by using clay: https://www.buzzfeed.com/juliapugachevsky/people-show-what-orgasms-look-like-using-clay#.blgJBxWLYA

The Most Effed Up Sex Injuries

crimsonninjagirl(2)Maybe you’ve seen the show Sex Sent Me to the ER? Well, let’s just say that the injuries on that show are child’s play compared to the sex injury data compiled by the federal Consumer Product Safety Commission. Although the sex injuries make up less than .02% of the 2.3 million reported general injuries, they are still seriously effed up. Here are some of the worst (see more below).

Not surprisingly, most of the injuries occurred from foreign objects “disappearing” into orifices after insertion, according to Vice. Some other unfortunate accidents occurred in the, um, pelvic region. One man made a homemade cock ring from PCVP pipe rings and a ring from a horse halter. Another guy attempted to anally fuck a pencil. And, of course, there were freak accidents during hot fuck-fests: a lady gave herself a head injury when riding a guy so hard that her head lurched into the headboard. And a 19-year-old woman allegedly suffered a dental injury after a sex swing detached from the ceiling and hit her in the mouth. Ouch! The lesson here: Enter At Your Own Risk!

Want to have some pleasurable, injury-free experiences? You’ll feel no pain with us—unless you’re into that!

Check out more of the most effed up sex injuries here: https://distractify.com/sex-relationships/2016/02/18/margot-dont-stick-it-there

Porn Stars Give Couples Sex Advice

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_positionsHave you ever heard the expression “Fuck like a porn star”? Well, now you actually can, thanks to the helpful advice of a few porn stars! In Buzzfeed’s new video, adult entertainers Paris Kennedy and Tommy Pistol give couples some sage sex advice on how to bust out all the hottest moves in bed (check out the video below). Here are the highlights.

One couple wanted to experiment with fetish-play and BDSM, so Paris Kennedy showed them how to use a belt as a nifty restraining device, as well as how to find the “sweet spot” during spanking. A different couple wanted advice on how to keep going for endurance fuck-fests. The porn stars suggested stopping when it starts to be too much, and then giving her head for a while so the guy can cool down. Tommy Pistol’s best advice was this: “you got to be vocal and clear…and to respond and listen.” After the tutorial, one girlfriend gave this ringing endorsement: “I’m horny now. Let’s go!”

Want to fuck like a porn star? We can hit all your sweet spots!

Check out more about porn stars giving couples sex advice here: https://www.buzzfeed.com/bencoleman2/porn-stars-teach-couples-secret-sex-moves#.dlpyZ79lkz

10 Types of Sex Everyone Will Have at Least Once

We’ve all had a moment while having sex where you think to yourself, “Well, it seemed like a good idea at the time.” And that’s because when you fantasize about it—shower sex, for example—it seems so perfectly erotic. But once you’re actually doing it, the reality can sometimes be a bit less sexy. Here are the 10 types of sex everyone will have at least once (check out Buzzfeed’s hilarious illustrated version below).

The “weirdly sticky experimental food” sex
Chocolate sauce always seems so sensual…until it’s dripping down your body in brown, runny streaks and getting all over the bed!

The “we haven’t done it in this room before” sex
When your elbows are digging into the kitchen tile and the drawers are sticking into your legs, it’s easy to see why people have sex in beds!

The “tried to do a sexy striptease but was wearing skinny jeans” sex
Face, meet floor.

The “quickie before work” sex

“No pressure but I’ve got a breakfast meeting.”

 

The “probably too hungover to have sex” sex
“Can you go on top now?”
*face turns green* “OH GOD NO.”

The “shower sex is meant to be great” sex
“You’re holding on a bit too tight.”
“I’m scared I’ll slip and knock my head!”

The “my housemates are right outside the door so we have to be quiet” sex
That can be hot!

Image Source: Flo Perry / BuzzFeed

The “I want to be able to say I had sex outside” sex
“Hurry up, I’m freezing my tits off!”

The “I saw the position in porn and thought it looked super cool” sex
Upside down, in a head-stand, legs in the air, doing push-ups—yup, porn makes it look so easy!

The “super lazy but seriously satisfying Sunday afternoon” sex
“Skyrockets in flight. Phew! Afternoon delight!”

Looking to fulfill your fantasy? You don’t have to “wait until the middle of the cold dark night” to have a super satisfying experience—take off with us right here!

Check out Buzzfeed’s illustrated list “Types Of Sex Everyone Will Have At Least Once” here: https://www.buzzfeed.com/floperry/types-of-sex-every-couple-has-at-least-once#.hlxbW39OpM

Skype Sex Confessions

Oh, the joys of Skype sex! Whether you’re trying to keep the spark alive in a long-distance relationship, or trying to, um, “get to know someone better,” Skype sex definitely gets the job done. Here are 7 people’s confessions about their experiences with Skype sex.

“The best part about Skype sex is that you don’t have to cuddle afterwards.”
True. You also don’t have to sneak away early in the morning…

“Long distance Skype sex is the worst. His battery died but my libido didn’t….”
Quick, somebody get that man an outlet!

“I have weekly Skype sex with a stunning married woman. She says it actually saved her marriage.”
Skype sex saves the day again!

“I once had Skype sex with 2 guys back to back. One was my ex, the other was a stranger.”
Sounds like you had a very fun and productive day!

“My bf came twice from our Skype sex tonight and all I did was moan.”
A sexy success story!

“Just realized: I’ve had Skype sex with a guy in Ireland, Scotland, and England. Now I just have Canada and Australia to check off my list.”
Around the world in 30 days!

“Skype sex is only good for so long. It just makes me crave him more than ever.”
Well, yeah. That’s the point!

In the mood for some long-distance lovin’? We can keep your libido charged all night long!

Screen+Shot+2016-03-09+at+11.13.17+AMCheck out more Skype sex confessions by clicking on the dial pad!

Here’s What Edible Body Paint is Really Like

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_strawberryIf you’re in a relationship, you’ve probably thought about including edibles in the bedroom. Maybe you’ve even tried the usual sex-snacks like whipped cream, strawberries, and chocolate sauce, but now you’re thinking of upgrading to edible body paint. If so, here’s what you should know about what edible body paint is really like.

First, there are three flavors: strawberries & champagne, chocolate, and vanilla chocolate. Although the strawberries & champagne flavor looks shockingly like blood (ick!), it tastes surprisingly sweet and delicious! As for chocolate, it tastes sort of like Tootsie Rolls, but the metallic aftertaste can be a real turn off. Finally, the vanilla chocolate flavor, which definitely looks like cum, had mixed reactions ranging from “Gross!” to “Not bad” from the taste testers. And as for application, the strawberry one paints nicely, while the chocolate is very streaky, and the vanilla, again, just looks like cum. Now get licking!

In the mood for something tasty and sweet? We’ve got all the best flavors right here!

Check out more about what edible body paint is really like here: https://www.buzzfeed.com/gracespelman/we-tried-edible-body-paint-and-boy-was-it-sticky#.fw00wZnApY

The Best Couples Are Good at Two Things: Fucking and Talking About Fucking

Image Source: Flickr.com |me and the sysopA large scale study of sexual satisfaction and overall happiness in long-term relationships found that the happiest couples are the ones who are fucking and talking about fucking. “Couples who are more satisfied are driven to have sex more often, which gives them more satisfaction and leads to more frequency,” said the study’s lead author. The study, which will be published in the Journal of Sex Research, also found that the happiest couples use a variety of different sex moves, and give each other head and orgasms.

Both men and women said that communication really is key. According to the study, what makes satisfied men and women the happiest is when “they praise their partner for something they did in bed; are asked by their partner for something they want; ask for something they want from their partner; talk on the phone or email with their partner during the day to tease about something they want; ask for feedback on how something felt.” Both sexes also felt that some essential, sexy things for keeping the spark alive were sexy lingerie, erotic massages, taking a shower together, and talking about or acting out fantasies. Sounds like the perfect recipe for happiness to us!

Want to have a satisfying sexual experience yourself? Come tell us your fantasies!

Check out more about the sex lives of sexually satisfied couples here: https://jezebel.com/lasting-couples-are-super-great-at-two-things-talking-1758944975

Republican ‘Porn Star’ Pulled From Ted Cruz Ad

republicanelephantIt seems Ted Cruz doesn’t care about the Republican porn vote. His campaign recently removed a new ad after news sources like Buzzfeed called it out for including a porn actress. The adult entertainer, Amy Lindsay, has mostly starred in soft-core porn films like Animal LustCo-Ed Confidential, and Carnal Wishes, as well as non-porn work such as an episode of Star Trek: Voyager. But that didn’t stop the conservative Texas senator from pulling the ad.

A Cruz spokesman told BuzzFeed that Lindsay was “unfortunately… not vetted by the production company,” and “had the campaign known of her full filmography, we obviously would not have let her appear in the ad.” The actress identifies as a Christian and Republican, and before she found out what happened, she said that it was “cool” that Cruz would be okay including an actress who did soft-core porn in his ad. Later, she vented her frustration on Twitter, saying: “Extremely disappointed the #TedCruz campaign pulled the national television spot I had a role in…#moretocome #myvotecounts” While Lindsay is somewhat of an outlier in the porn world since most adult entertainers are liberal, there are others (including Dick Chibbles who played Donald Trump in a porn parody and actually supports the GOP candidate in real life) who are likely to cast their vote elsewhere.

Looking for some hot, adult entertainment yourself? You don’t need a spurned Ted Cruz ad for that—give NiteFlirt your vote!

Check out more about the Republican “porn star” in a pulled Ted Cruz ad here: https://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2016/02/12/republican-porn-star-spurned-by-ted-cruz-hey-i-m-fighting-back.html

One Woman’s Adventures in Pegging

One woman made it her mission to become a pegging expert, but before she bought her first strap-on, she wanted to learn everything she could about ass-play and the male G-spot. According to experts, pegging is not an uncommon practice, and if it weren’t for the social stigma, a lot more guys would embrace it. This is because men, like women, also have a G-spot, except theirs is located inside the prostate. Armed with this knowledge, the woman practiced finding the G-spot with her fingers.

After learning her way around the prostate with several guys, she felt ready to move on to pegging. She bought a harness and a small dildo, and described the experience with her boyfriend like this: “This guy who had been fucking me was now on his back with his legs up around his ears. I was sitting back on my heels with my thighs outside his hips, rocking my hips back and forth in little humping movements.” When he came, her mind was blown: “I hadn’t come, but watching him come felt just as amazing for me. I had put on a dick, fucked a guy’s butt for the first time, and now he was lying before me in a puddle of melted bliss.” Now she’s happy to say that she’s experienced in pegging, and finds the sex fun and literally stimulating to be the one who’s giving instead of receiving.

Feel like having a stimulating experience yourself? We can make you melt into a puddle of bliss right here!

Check out more about one woman’s experiences with pegging here: https://www.bustle.com/articles/135261-ive-tried-pegging-with-my-male-sex-partners-and-this-is-exactly-what-it-looked-and