Shirley MacLaine Says the Key to a Happy Marriage is an Open Relationship

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_indiaActress and national hero Shirley MacLaine just revealed the secret to a happy and long-lasting union in her latest radio interview. She gave her answer in just two-words: open relationship. That’s right, MacLaine shared that the key to her 30-year marriage with Hollywood producer Steve Parker was not taking monogamy too seriously.

In her characteristically cool way, she informed listeners that she “Practiced an open marriage. No one understood it.” Her husband lived overseas for much of their marriage, while she worked in the U.S. They had a wonderful relationship, and the actress said their friendship was the foundation for their long and happy marriage. But it was the “freedom” they both enjoyed in their open marriage that she credited for making their love last. Although the only relationship she’s in now is with her three dogs, MacLaine revealed in a different interview that she always enjoyed a very active sex life. “I’ve had an awful lot of lovers,” MacLaine said. “I’ve had three people in one day.” That’s what we call a well-lived life!

Looking for something a bit unconventional? We are all about “active” living here!

Check out more about Shirley MacLaine’s open marriage here: https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/shirley-maclaine-reveals-the-shocking-reason-her-marriage-lasted_us_56ec3c84e4b084c67220239a

Hitler Had a Poo Fetish

PooEmojiAccording to a top secret spy dossier, the sex life of Adolph Hitler was about as twisted as you’d expect. Wartime studies by a US intelligence agency found the Fuhrer had a fetish for “poo sex.” The evil dictator got off on women standing over him and defecating, and apparently, he was incapable of having vanilla sex.

The intelligence report was later turned into a book called “A Psychological Analysis of Adolph Hitler His Life and Legend,” which looked into Hitler’s personal life to try and get a glimpse inside the demented ruler’s mind. The doctor who investigated his life for the book concluded that Hitler was a “coprophiliac,” someone who gets turned on by poo. The doctor said: “The practice of this perversion represents the lowest depths of degradation.” Other interesting facts: Hitler had a micropenis and just one testicle. He also had a thing for “peasant girls” with big butts: “When they stand in the fields and bend down at their work so that you can see their behinds, that’s what he likes, especially when they’ve got big round ones,” said a Nazi Brown Shirt.

Having a poo fetish is very much not allowed on NiteFlirt, but if you’re in the mood for something kinky, we’ve got you covered!

Check out more about Hitler’s poo fetish here: https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/adolf-hitlers-disgusting-sex-fetish-7506488

7 Types of Sex Every Married Couple Has

frustrated coupleIf you’re married, you’ve probably gotten used to ‘The ol’ go-to’ routine of sex. On one hand, getting some every Saturday morning is just what you want to get your weekend started right. On the other, the familiar types of sex you have as a married person becomes, how do we put this, sort of comically comfortable. For this reason, Buzzfeed’s latest illustrated list about the types of sex every married couple has is all the more funny…because it’s true (check out the images below).

  1. The Saturday morning “we finally have a minute” sex
    Hurray, it’s Saturday! As Prince says, “Breakfast can wait.”
  2. The distracted-by-pets mating sex
    Meow!
  3. The “we had a huge dinner and are bloated and gross but don’t care cause we’re legally bound” sex
    Woman on top of her husband asks: “Did you just fall asleep for a second?”
  4. The holiday have-to
    “Oh yeah, it’s Valentines Day. We should probably do it.”
    “Yup.”
    And it’s never a bad idea!
  5. The morning-breath, no-kissing sex
    Sometimes not kissing while you’re fucking can be hot!
  6. The “we haven’t done it in a while so we should” obligatory romance
    “It’s been two weeks, we should probably do it.”“Yup.”
  7. The ol’ go-to routine
    Otherwise known as the “we know what each other likes so we just keep doing that and it’s awesome, stop judging us” sex!

Looking to change things up? You know what they say—nothing like variety to add some spice!

Check out Buzzfeed’s illustrated article “11 Types Of Sex Married People Have”: https://www.buzzfeed.com/lorynbrantz/11-types-of-sex-married-people-have#.grwxq8bl9o

A Pair of Identical Twins Share Everything—Including a Guy

set1147014Identical twins Lucy and Anna DeClinque are used to doing everything together. They work together, share the same clothes, talk alike and, yes, they even share a boyfriend! The pair is already kind of famous for the extensive plastic surgery they’ve undergone to look even more like each other. But when they recently appeared on an Australian talk show to discuss their unconventional relationship with one guy, the internet went nuts.

They explained that while they know sharing a guy may seem strange, they’re happy, he’s happy, and their family and friends accept the threesome. They all sleep together in an ultra-king sized bed, and yes, they all have sex together. “It just works,” explains the sisters. “He never favors one twin. If he kisses me, he’ll kiss my sister right after.” The boyfriend, a fraternal twin himself (and also one of the luckiest dudes alive!), understands the intense bond the sisters share—and he also probably doesn’t mind getting to fuck them both at the same time! We guess that kinky sitcom from the ’70s was right: “Three’s company too!”

Looking for a kinky experience? Here at NiteFlirt, we are all about “unconventional!”

Check out a video of the twins discussing their shared sex life here: https://distractify.com/sex-relationships/2016/03/15/identical-twins-share-boyfriend

Angry Landlady Tired of All the Sex Going On in Her Pub’s Parking Lot

britishunderwearAn English landlady is fed up with all the people getting it on in the parking lot of her pub. She says that people have sex there every night—and she’s the one who has to clean up every morning after the sexy shenanigans! She took her ire to Facebook recently, posting a picture of a “soiled” pair of men’s underwear that she found dumped outside her pub. “DOGGERS!!! It’s bad enough I have to endure the footage. But please do not leave your dirty underpants size XXXL on my grounds!!” she wrote.

She also threatened to upload footage of the naughty parking lot fuck-fests captured on her surveillance cameras. “Condoms, underwear, baby wipes. It’s disgusting, but we’re a family pub and I have two young children so it has to be cleaned up,” she told the Manchester Evening News. “One time I was going to pick my children up from school, it was 3:20 p.m., broad daylight, and there was a couple there,” she told the newspaper. “I knocked on the window and they just looked at me. Later that night they even came in for a meal.” Now that’s what we call your friendly neighborhood pub!

Feel like having some naughty fun yourself? We also love getting into sexy shenanigans every night!

Check out more about the angry landlady tired of all the sex in her pub’s parking lot here: https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/rochdale-pub-sex-parking-lot_us_56d01277e4b0bf0dab31a9bb

Florence Henderson and Ivana Trump Are Getting Laid More Than Ladies Half Their Age

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_sex9Florence Henderson, 81, and Ivana Trump, 66, are doing mature ladies all over the world proud with the latest news about their sex lives. Henderson announced that she has multiple “friends with benefits,” and Trump said that she has “about three boyfriends.” In other words, these sexy, older women are friskier than ever and probably getting laid more than ladies half their age!

Recently, Henderson told the New York Post that having an active sex life is “very healthy for the heart.” She also talked about how mature women should go out there and get laid: “I think no matter how old you are—and I am pretty up there in terms of numbers—I think you should do whatever makes you happy. If you want to go out and have a romantic sexy affair, do it.” Ivana Trump is also an advocate of women-of-advanced-age getting theirs. In a recent magazine interview, she said that she would never remarry, choosing instead to have “companions.” She boasted, “I have about three boyfriends!” These hot older women are truly living the dream!

Feel like getting into something a little frisky? We all about doing whatever makes you happy!

Check out more about Florence Henderson and Ivana Trump getting laid all the time here: https://jezebel.com/florence-henderson-and-ivana-trump-are-getting-laid-mor-1758763964

Bisexual Women Discuss Whether Men or Women are Better in Bed

LetsTalkSexIn case you’ve ever wondered who bisexual women prefer in the bedroom—men or women—we’ve got good news for you. A new Youtube video asked bisexual women to discuss their sexual preferences with men and women, and their answers were pretty enlightening. Here’s what they said (check out the video below).

  1. Women make better sex noises
    Women are more “sexually expressive” in bed, while “guys kind of get that deep throat-y thing.”
  2. You can always get the perfect cock size…with a dildo
    But at the same time, it’s easier to fuck a guy: “when you’re gonna get it on, you don’t have to get all the equipment like lesbians do. You don’t have to be like, ‘hold on, gotta get the strap on.’ It’s easy, like wam bam!”
  3. Women are better at fingering
    “Women know how to finger-fuck WAY better than any guy!”
  4. Women let men ask them out, but women have no problem asking other women out 
    “Guys are sort of intimidated by confident women. So you kind of take the back seat and let them approach you. But I feel like with females, I don’t have any problem approaching them at all.”
  5. Both sexes are good at giving head
    “I think both sexes are good in different ways.”

Looking to have an enlightening sexual experience yourself? Whatever your preference, we can promise you’ll get what you’re looking for here!

Check out the video of bisexual women discussing men and women in bed here: https://distractify.com/sex-relationships/2016/02/28/aimee-bisexuals-decide-once-and-for-all-if-men-or-women-are-better-at-sex

This Artist is Bringing Psychedelic Sex to Instagram

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_vagina_wiiFrom far away, Bay Area artist Alphachanneling’s work looks like an innocuous jungle of psychedelic shapes and colors. But when you look closer, you see the erotic, sensual images teeming within. Although the artist’s style is almost like what you’d see in a children’s book, his images are anything but innocent: a couple sixty-nining; a woman straddling her lover’s face; a man pleasuring a giant flower (check out the images below).

The dream-like, psychedelic images seem to come straight from the artist’s subconscious. In his drawing which he titled “lovers cumming hard,” a man and a woman are shown fucking amongst bright flowers, their climaxing bodies open as petals. Some of Alphachanneling’s influences include indigenous art, Robert Crumb’s drawings, BDSM, and Federico Fellini’s dream journals. No wonder, then, that the work depicts fantasies involving mass orgies, cumming in bright bursts of colors and shapes, and so many other lush, erotic natural pleasures.

In the mood to live out one of your fantasies? We’ll be waiting for you in the Dream Garden of Earthly Delights!

Check out the artist’s psychedelic erotic art here: https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/meet-the-erotic-artist-bringing-psychedelic-sex-to-instagram_us_56d0a21ee4b03260bf76b3ef

Here’s the Most Swiped Professions on Tinder

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_tinderTinder’s been gathering some interesting information on their lusty dating app lately. For the last three months, they’ve been culling data about who’s hot and who’s not based on profession. And as you can probably guess, male pilots and female physical therapists are getting the most play. Here’s a breakdown on the most swiped professions on Tinder (check out the full list below).

Not surprisingly, the ladies loved the pilots, entrepreneurs, firefighters, and doctors. A good pilot’s not afraid to take control, while a firefighter definitely knows how to use that hose! For the women, the guys couldn’t get enough of physical therapists, interior designers, entrepreneurs, and PR/Communications. What guy wouldn’t want a woman who knows how to use her hands all night long? Or a PR woman who takes charge and can give good mouth, er, we mean word of mouth?

Looking for a hot date yourself? No need to swipe here—we are always down for some play!

Check out more about the most swiped professions on Tinder here: https://jezebel.com/fantasy-vs-reality-taking-a-look-at-tinders-most-swip-1761716152

The 7 Most Famous Hollywood Merkins

naked beautiful bodySo, you’re probably wondering what a merkin is right about now. For starters a merkin is a very important prop used in Hollywood to, um, enhance an actress…down there. In other words, a merkin is a pubic wig, employed to sidestep prudish Hollywood ratings and to amp up a star’s luxurious bush. Here are the 7 most famous merkins in TV and movies (check out the bush-a-licious images below).

  1. Kate Winslet, The Reader
    In her Oscar winning role, Winslet donned an impressive merkin. Though she tried to go all-natural for the role, she said that after “years of waxing…it doesn’t come back quite the way it used to.”
  2. Amy Landecker, A Serious Man
    In this 1967 picture, the luscious Landecker wore a pussy wig for her nude sunbathing scene. She felt her bush was not plush enough, and she wanted to go for an “authentic look.”
  3. The bottomless party scene in Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay
    In this sexy scene, all the girls were required to wear merkins to avoid an NC17 rating. Some of them appear to be taken right from Dennis Rodman’s technicolor head!
  4. The nude extras in The Bank Job
    All the hot, nude extras sported merkins in this risque 1971 movie.
  5. Sasha Grey, Entourage
    When this pornstar-turned-actress appeared fully nude in an episode of Entourage, the internet went nuts. Although Grey has frequently sported a bush in her XXX roles—unlike most porn stars—she doesn’t usually have that much hair down there!
  6. Patricia Arquette, Human Nature
    This actress is no stranger to full-frontal nudity, and yet she’s said that she doesn’t like being naked on screen. For this reason, she made her own merkin out of the random prop hair she found on set, saying, “Look, I’m not going to show my own pubes here!”
  7. Kim Catrall, Sex and the City
    In this hilarious episode, Samantha tried to dye her bush, but it came out the wrong color: “I’m Bozo the bush!”

Looking for something a little lush yourself? We can give you an “authentic” experience right here!

Check out more about Hollywood’s most famous merkins: https://jezebel.com/5644202/14-famous-merkins-nsfw/