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8 People Confessed the Strangest Things They’ve Said During Orgasm

As anyone who’s ever yelled something outrageous while cumming understands, it’s impossible to be self-possessed during an orgasm. Whether it’s calling out your ex’s name or something totally strange, you’ve probably said some less-than-ideal things while climaxing. Here are some strange things people said during orgasm on Whisper.

  1. “I screamed out that I wanted to be a woman during sex with my wife last night….”
    The mind has a mind of its own during orgasm!
  2. “When he was about to orgasm, he screamed ‘Yes Brittany!’ at the top of his lungs. My name’s not Brittany. That’s his sister. FML.”
    Freudian slip?
  3. “I didn’t realize how much I loved learning about communism until I screamed out Josef Stalin during orgasm.”
    This guy gives new meaning to the term “history buff!”
  4. “My boyfriend yelled, ‘For Narnia!’, once when we were having sex.”
    Well, sex can make you feel like a warrior!
  5. “My girlfriend and I were having sex last night. She screamed out her own name…”
    That’s one way to toot your own horn!
  6. “One time I was thinking about cereal during sex and screamed out Cap’n Crunch as I came.”
    The Cap’n makes it happen!
  7. “He lasted 2 minutes, yelled ‘I won!’ as he finished and then fell asleep.”
    Definitely doesn’t sounds like a winner to us…
  8. “My ex asked me to call him Santa Claus during sex. I screamed ‘Fuck me Santa!’”
    And a VERY merry Christmas to you!

Looking to have an outrageous experience yourself? We can make you yell about stranger stuff than cereal here!

h/t: Distractify

Trump Literally Fucks America in New X-Rated Video

Kink.com has taken the idea of Trump “Making America Great Again” to a new satiric level with their edgy video called “Make America Gape Again.” The local hardcore and fetish porn site is sure to shock even seasoned viewers with this video, in which Trump literally fucks America—gangbang style! “I’ve directed a lot of hardcore,” Maitresse Madeline Marlowe, the director of the film, an independent film director who shoots Kink’s femdom series, said in a release. “But this is this is by far the darkest thing I’ve ever done.”

Trump is portrayed by a group of five men wearing a mask of his face (perhaps a commentary on his many personalities/personas), and Lady Liberty is played by porn star Ella Nova, a Miss America-type blonde bombshell with a red-white-and-blue bush! While the gangbang is consensual, the video is meant to shock and horrify viewers. “We didn’t want to show Trump as a comic figure, we wanted to show him how we see him: as a powerful but frightening force. That’s why we mixed in actual footage of Trump in some of the promos,” says Marlowe. The fact of Trump’s rise to power is depicted in the surreal yet frighteningly on-the-nose screwing of America. Still, if you like some horror with your porn, feel free to gape below. God bless America?

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Game of Thrones’ Lesbian Reveal Made Viewers’ Dreams Come True

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_gameofthronespornstarsA recent episode of Game of Thrones had viewers cheering during its big reveal: Yara Greyjoy is a lesbian! The badass, aspiring ruler of the Iron Islands showed that her passions lie not only in leading armed combat, but also in hot girl-on-girl action. Because as she so aptly pointed out, “No one on the Iron Islands has an ass like that!”

The lesbian reveal took place in a brothel, with Yara getting some (non-violent) action with a sexy, topless lady. While Game of Thrones has had a few queer characters before, Yara’s coming out was undeniably bold, shameless, and definitely hot as hell! Here’s to getting some kicks in before battling all of Westeros for the throne, Yara! You deserve a good stress relief! Want to have some good times yourself? Come show us where your passions lie! Check out more about the big lesbian reveal on GoT here: https://www.pride.com/tv/2016/6/06/game-thrones-lesbian-reveal-made-our-dreams-come-true

Vagina Massage is the Latest Craze in Women’s Health

naked beautiful bodyIf you follow GOOP’s new-agey, bougie health column and other health magazines like it, you’ve probably heard of the latest craze in women’s health: vagina massage, aka, yoni massage. And if so, you probably also heard that it is basically an erotic massage—which costs $300! So, we gotta ask: why would you pay someone a boatload of money to get you off when you can just do it yourself?

The Daily Beast reports, “These erotic massages have been around for decades, offered by sensual new-agey masseuses and masseurs in a major metropolis near you. But after a recent women’s health article drew attention the practice, gossip mags and tabloids have declared them a ‘craze’ that is on ‘rise.’” Yoni massages, which are named after the Sanskrit word for “place of birth,” involve just what you’d imagine: the labia majora is rubbed, then the clitoris, and the G-spot, until the woman is brought to orgasm. Several OB/GYN’s have commented that women can easily do this themselves manually, with a vibrator, or with a partner, making the massage not only very expensive but also very unnecessary. So, even if you don’t have $15,000 to buy a gold-plated dildo like Gwyneth Paltrow, women’s doctors are suggesting you just perform your own yoni massages at home for all the same health benefits—and fun!

Need some good lovin’ in your life? You don’t need an expensive, new-agey masseuse for that—come get sensual with us right here!

Check out more about vagina massages here: https://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2016/05/28/the-goop-crowd-s-latest-craze-is-vagina-massage.html

Study Finds Middle-Aged People Have More Adventurous Sex

oldsexWorried that sex will never be as good as when you were young? Think again. A new study commissioned by the Trojan and the Sex Information and Education Council of Canada asked 2,400 Canadians, between 40 and 59, to reveal their sexual habits. And as it turns out, middle-age is prime time for exciting, satisfying sex!

“There is a public perception that as we age, sex becomes less important, less enjoyable and less frequent,” says Dr. Robin Milhausen, sexuality and relationship researcher. “The study findings indicate that most midlife Canadians are indeed leading satisfying and active sexual lives.” Nearly two-thirds of those surveyed said they had a pleasurable experience last time they had sex, which for a good majority of respondents is pretty often—at least once a week for two in five people. And not only is the sex good and frequent, but a whooping “63 percent said they felt more adventurous sexually than they did a decade ago, wanting to try new things for better satisfaction,” reports Huffington Post. Here’s to living long and (sexually) fulfilling lives!

In the mood for a satisfying encounter yourself? Come get adventurous right here!

Check out more about middle-aged people having great, raucous sex here: https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/middle-aged-people-have-more-adventurous-sex-study-says_us_574468fde4b00e09e8a002c2

4 Reasons Why We Need Queer, Disabled Male Porn Stars

1465053692_37e1d45f37_mIf you’re a gay man, you know exactly what’s going to happen in a gay porn scene: two hot, able-bodied dudes making out briefly, blowing each other, fucking, then money shot. Although there’s somewhat more diversity in porn these days in terms of race and body types, adult entertainment still has a ways to go with representing all bodies, especially disabled ones. Here are 4 reasons why we need queer, disabled male porn stars.

  1. Different types of scenes 
    With a disabled person, the typical queer sex scene is made completely fresh and novel. In addition to sexualizing a disabled person by watching them undress, the viewer also sees the reality of what it’s like to have to negotiate getting into bed, with lifts/slings/etc, adding a new level of honesty and intimacy to the scene.
  2. Different positions
    With gay, disabled porn, the positions and sex are wholly new and exciting. As Andrew Morrison-Gurza, the founder of Deliciously Disabled Consulting says in the Huffington Post, “It would mean that the camera would capture something completely new and different, allowing for the viewing audience to get something fresh in their fantasy.”
  3. It would empower queer men with disabilities
    By including queer male porn stars with disabilities, queer men in the real world are able to see that their bodies are beautiful and desirable, too. “Seeing ourselves on film in this regard would act as a powerful and potent reminder that we have sexual agency and sexual capital while seated,” says Morrison-Gurza.
  4. It would send an important message to the larger queer community
    Depicting gay, disabled sex sends a powerful message to the queer community that disability is sexy, and that it’s okay to sexualize disabled bodies. It also allows LGBTQ people to become more comfortable with the idea of disability and sex. Right on!

Looking for ways to empower yourself sexually? We embrace every-body here!

Check out more about why we need gay, disabled porn stars: https://www.huffingtonpost.com/andrew-morrisongurza/pwd-pornstars-with-disabi_b_9601594.html

There’s an Evolutionary Reason To Go Down On Your Woman

Some men just really really love to eat pussy—which, from an evolutionary perspective, actually works out in their favor. While closing that unfair orgasm gap is enough of a reason to go down on your partner (or simply out of common courtesy), Charles Darwin is giving you another reason. Women might have evolved to stay with partners who perform cunnilingus, Medical Daily suggests.

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Oral sex can heighten arousal and, as a result, overall sexual satisfaction. This could explain why a sexually satisfied woman who’s getting good head would choose to stay with her partner instead of finding another. According to Medical Daily, there’s research to back up this theory: “The research showed that men who were most likely to report getting their partner to orgasm during oral sex were more likely to think their woman was sought after by other men. Therefore, the more eager men are to please partners believed to have better options the more likely they may be to perform cunnilingus to keep their mates from cheating.” In other words, if women are getting off enough with their current sex partners—which is more likely to happen when they’re getting plenty of good head—they might be less likely to cheat. Thanks for the good news, Darwin!

Looking for some satisfaction? You don’t need an evolutionary reason to get some good good lovin’!

Check out more about the evolutionary reason to go down on your woman here: https://mic.com/articles/143715/there-s-a-scientific-reason-why-you-should-be-having-more-oral-sex

Sex Robots: the Future of Sex

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_robotFuturologist Ian Pearson has some interesting theories about the future of sex. According to a report he published in partnership with Bondara, a popular sex toy company in the UK, sex with a human-like robot will overtake sex between humans by 2050. While this may seem shocking, Pearson believes that in time fucking a robot will seem no more strange than viewing porn.

Pearson predicts that the key to people embracing robot sex will be improving the look and feel of the robots, so that they seem more lifelike. “A lot of people will have reservations about sex with robots at first but gradually as they get used to them, as the AI and mechanical behaviour and their feel improves, that squeamishness will gradually evaporate,” says Pearson. He also says that virtual sex and sex toys which interact with virtual reality will become commonplace in the not so distant future. While it is hard to imagine anything ever replacing human to human sex (cause there’s nothing that ever will!), we can see the appeal of relationship-free robot sex!

Looking for some no strings attached fun? You don’t need AI to have a wild good time!

Check out more about sex robots and the future of sex here: https://topratedviral.com/article/sex-robots-are-being-made-to-replace-men-by-2025/1001619?slide=4

9 American Words That Have a Naughty Meaning in Britain

britishunderwearOy, mate. Have you ever gone to Britain and found out the awkward way that some words mean different things there? For example, if you called someone “spunky” across the pond, they’d look at you like you were batty (find out why below). Here are 9 American words that have a very different, very naughty meaning in Britain.

  1. Trump
    What it means in America: The potential next president. What it means in Britain: A fart. As Buzzfeed says, “American people entertaining the notion of ‘President Trump’ is akin to the next British prime minister being called David Fart.” A lot of people think Trump is full of hot air, so it’s actually not that absurd.
  2. Spunky
    What it means in America: Feisty; spirited; plucky. What it means in Britain: Covered in semen. So probably not a good idea to refer to your grandma as “spunky” there!
  3. Cop
    What it means in America: Police officer. What it means in Britain: To grope, i.e., “cop a feel” of a boob, a willy, or a bum.
  4. Randy
    What it means in America: A dude’s name. What it means in Britain: Extremely horny. Randy is randy, baby!
  5. Pants
    What it means in America: Trousers. What it means in Britain: Panties, i.e., knickers. So if someone yells on the street, “Put your pants on!” it has an even naughtier meaning.
  6. Fanny
    What it means in America: A butt or ass. What it means in Britain: Pussy.
  7. Pull
    What it means in America: The opposite of push. What it means in Britain: To kiss (or snog) a stranger.
  8. Knob
    What it means in America: A handle of a door or drawer. What it means in Britain: Cock or dick, as in “That guy in the speedo has a massive knob!”
  9. Muff
    What it means in America: Something warm you put over your ears. What it means in Britain: A woman’s pubes.

Are you randy for some fanny or knob? Come bring your spunky pants our way, mate!

Check out more American words that have a naughty British meaning here: https://www.buzzfeed.com/beckybarnicoat/american-words-sound-rude-in-britain?utm_term=.tcvzvegdK2#.kpdVQpozdR

‘Gigolos’ TV Star Insures His Cock For $1 Million

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_dollarsignsWhy would someone insure their cock? Well, if their cock is their livelihood, like one of the stars of Showtime’s reality series Gigolos, it might be worth over a million dollars! Nick Hawk, sex symbol with his own sex toy line and TV show, recently talked to Cosmopolitan about his decision to take out insurance on his “money-maker” for a million bucks, explaining he needed the extra protection because his clients have become too rough with him, perhaps inspired by the film Fifty Shades of Grey.

“Fifty Shades screwed me,” he said. “Most people are inexperienced [in bondage] and just getting into it, so they’re a little too rough. Everybody wants to beat each other up now, and not everybody knows how to do it effectively. It also doesn’t help that I took on this ‘bad boy’ image, so I decided to get the insurance.” He said that since sex is so rough these days “with hair-pulling and scratching and all that,” it made sense for him to “cover his assets,” so to speak. His cock is now fully insured—including theft!—so he can relax when things get really wild.

Want to make a worthwhile investment in yourself? Come get wild with us!

Check out more about the Gigolos star insuring his cock for $1 million: https://www.thegailygrind.com/2016/05/02/gigolos-tv-star-explains-why-he-insured-his-penis-for-1-million/