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George From ‘Seinfeld’ Porn Parody Is an Internet Hero

Is there any beloved ’90s sitcom that doesn’t have a porn parody by now? Well, here’s another to forever taint your TV nostalgia: Seinfeld XXX Parody. It was produced by New Sensations in 2009, starring James Deen as Jerry Seinfeld, and earning 10 nominations at the AVN Awards. But the guy who plays George is currently still enjoying his success from the porno—because he’s worshipped by Seinfeld fanboys!

It seems the Facebook group “Seinfeld Shitposting” (basically a Facebook group for image macros from Seinfeld) can’t get enough “Porn Gorg” jokes. While they like “Porn Jery” and “Porn Elane” okay, it’s Porn Gorg, or Steve Pomerantz as he’s known in real life, who they’re fascinated with. George is the perfect candidate for internet jokes, but as Daily Dot speculates, “maybe it’s just funny to imagine a super-virile George Costanza.” And Steve Pomerantz takes pictures of hot models for a living, so really, he’s like a real life Bizarro George alter ego! So, there you go, George—you can now be king of your own small internet universe!

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Check our more about George from ‘Seinfeld’ porn parody becoming an internet sensation: https://www.dailydot.com/unclick/actor-seinfeld-porn-gorg/

Pamela Anderson’s Hypocritical Anti-Porn Stance

If you had to guess the most unlikely person to jump on the anti-porn bandwagon, Pamela Anderson would probably come to mind. Everyone knows the blonde bombshell has profited off her “leaked” sex tape, not to mention has made a career over sexualizing herself. So it comes as a bit of a shock to hear her publicly condemn pornography in a recent Wall Street Journal op-ed, co-authored with Rabbi Shmuley Boteach.

In the op-ed, they claim the Anthony Weiner (Weinergate) scandal is the result of the “public hazard” known as porn addiction. Aside from the fact that porn has literally nothing to do with Weiner’s seemingly compulsive need to send dick pictures to women on the internet, this type of old-world moralizing basically just puppets the same tired rhetoric that conservative, religious politicians use. And this coming from a woman who capitalized on her sex symbol status for years, starting off as a Playboy bunny, and starring in soft core porn flicks like Barb Wire. If Pamela Anderson really believes “porn is for losers,” she might want to rethink her entire career that has been built almost entirely on getting people off.

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Check out more about Pamela Anderson’s hypocritical anti-porn stance here: https://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2016/09/03/porn-industry-shocked-by-pamela-anderson-s-hypocritical-anti-porn-crusade.html

‘Eat It’: the Art Show Dedicated To Eating Pussy

The sex-positive, feminist art show, “Eat It,” is using the words of cunnilingus enthusiast Lil Wayne as inspiration: “I got a sweet tooth. Now can I eat you?” The show, curated by comedian and writer Alison Stevenson and filmmaker and artist Elizabeth Vazquez, is all about the joys of eating pussy. The women are hoping to normalize and celebrate the act of going down because, as they say, “It’s an act that’s not as celebrated as other sex acts.”

“Eat It” showcases the art of some amazing feminist artists, including Frances Canon, Fahren Feingold, and Priyanka Paul, to show just how beautiful cunnilingus can be. And the show does not shy away from body parts and details: “The philosophy was basically, the more graphic the better,” Stevenson said. Even if you can’t make the exhibition, they want you to take their muff-diving philosophy to heart: “Ask! Communicate! Communication is a really important part of sex. People shy away from it, they think it ruins the moment, but it will actually make the moment a lot better.” And we can all draw inspiration from Lil Wayne, who says in his song, “Pussy Monster”: “It’s like I gotta eat it just to stay alive.”

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Check out more about “Eat It” here: https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/eat-it-cunnilingus-feminist-art-show_us_57b74f0ce4b03d51368850bd

Fuck Buddies Share The Secret To Their Success

Sex is great. Friends are great. But when you mix the two, you usually get mixed results. While no-strings-attached sex should be a good time, unfortunately because of a pesky thing called “feelings,” that’s not often the case. Which is what makes these fuck buddies’ success stories so remarkable! Here’s what successful fuck buddies told Vice about how they keep it casual, without spoiling the relationship.

Grace and Hans met at a club and started fucking casually for about two years. Even though they have mutual friends, and would often see each other dating other people, they both say they never got jealous. How? “I think it’s all about not catching the feels,” says Hans. Now they’re just friends, “we hang without the bang,” but they say not “catching feels,” having distance, and showing respect is what made their casual relationship successful. Another couple agree that sleeping around and being laid back is the key to a successful fuck buddy system. Their advice: “Only do it with people you can be mates with. Be laid-back about it, have a sense of humor. Don’t be dicks to each other. Remember: it’ll be a good story one day.”

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Check out more fuck buddy success stories here: https://www.vice.com/read/successful-fuck-buddies-talk-about-how-they-kept-it-casual

Who Has Better Orgasms: Men or Women?

Have you ever imagined what it would be like to cum as the opposite sex? Specifically, to find out who has better, more intense orgasms? If so, AsapSCIENCE has the answer with a helpful video that breaks down the various factors that contribute to each awesome orgasm. Here are the highlights.

Women have longer orgasms, around 20 seconds vs. three to ten seconds for men—but men have orgasms more frequently, 95% of the time. Straight women only climax 69% of the time during heterosexual intercourse. Interestingly, sexual orientation plays a large part in the intensity of an orgasm. While gay men and straight men experience a similar rate of orgasm, lesbians experience about 12% more orgasms than straight women—25% said they climaxed during every sexual encounter, half stated that they experienced orgasm more than 75% of the time. So the question really comes down to whether climaxing feels different for men and women. The answer: not really. The same parts of the brain are stimulated for both genders, so the biggest differences really come down to the individual.

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Check out more about who has better orgasms, men or women, here: https://gayety.co/health/love/whos-climax-is-more-intense-men-or-women

11 Cringe-Worthy Dirty Talk

We’ve all probably been in a situation where someone we’re having sex with has said something less than sexy in bed. And while sex definitely does make you say some weird stuff, these real confessions about cringe-worthy dirty talk will have you, well, cringing with empathy. Here are 11 of the weirdest things people have said during sex.

“You have the softest pubic hair I have ever felt.”
Um, thanks?
“I was giving him a blowjob and right before he finished, he said ‘God it’s like you took your teeth out.’”
There’s a fetish for everything…
“I’m marinating in your juices.”
Kinda like a piece of steak?
“Just as we get into it, he leans in and whispers, ‘Is this your first time?’ It definitely wasn’t. It was our second time that week.”
Maybe he has amnesia? That or an amnesia (or virgin!) fetish.
“I’m not sure if he was trying to say ‘I love you’ or ‘OH GOD’…but he ended up yelling ‘I LOVE YOU GOD!’ when he came. The best part was hearing my roommate hysterically laughing on the other side of the wall.”
Praise the lord, that’s some good lovin’!
“He took out his junk and tapped it against my pubic bone and said ‘knock knock…’”
We suppose the appropriate response here is, “Cum in!”
“I can’t wait to show this to the next girl.”
A very apt pupil.
My ex boyfriend looked at me midway through a solid makeout sesh and said ‘I can’t wait to insert my appendages into your orifices.’”
Sexy and romantic!
“Your vagina is like the Rainforest Cafe.”
So, it’s shady and offers over-priced sandwiches?
“My boyfriend and I were having sex, he said ‘Oh, your pH is so good.’ The next day I asked him about it and he answered, ‘Ohhh! I was pretending my dick was a pH tester and I was dipping in and getting the sample.’”
Uh huh….
“Sex is like a warm grilled cheese.”
Gooey and delicious!

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Check out more cringe-worthy things people have said during sex here: https://www.buzzfeed.com/abigailmcintosh/cringiest-things-people-have-said-in-bed?utm_term=.guX1BY7XeL#.bd07620K5e

Your ‘Smart’ Sex Toy Is Vulnerable To Hackers

It seems everything is “smart” these days: cars, fitness, and yes, even sex toys. But a Def Con hacking conference recently proved that no smart technology is immune from hackers—even your dildo. Two hackers demonstrated using a We Vibe 4 Plus, a Bluetooth-enabled couple’s vibrator, just how easy it is for others to collect data about you via your smart sex toy. And you won’t believe what manufacturers can find out about you when you get off.

They can track everything from how high of an intensity you like to the temperature of the device, information that basically tells them exactly which orifice you’re sticking your sex toy into. While the president of We Vibe commented by explaining that the data “is collected purely for hardware diagnostic purposes,” it doesn’t change the fact that the company is able to store and potentially use that data with impunity. “As teledildonics come into the mainstream, human sexual pleasure has become connected with the concerns of privacy and security,” the hackers said in their conference. So the question really becomes: “Do you care if the manufacturer is tracking your activity, sexual health and to whom you give control? How do you really know who is making you squirm with pleasure?”

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Check out more about how your smart sex toy can be hacked here: https://www.dailydot.com/layer8/hackers-and-vibrators-oh-my/

Bizarre Sex Myths People Used to Believe

Throughout history, there have been some crazy things people believed about sex. From doctors getting their “hysterical” female patients off to weird superstitions about pregnancy, these sex myths are truly bizarre. Here are 8 weird sex myths people actually thought were real.

Sneezing after sex prevents pregnancy
This was perpetuated by the Greek physician Soronus, who recommended squatting down, sneezing, and then rinsing the vagina after sex. There must have been a lot of very pissed off, very pregnant sneezing ladies during his day!
Little humans live inside sperm
In the 1600’s, two scientists theorized this after viewing sperm under a microscope. They believed that women did not provide anything for contraception to take place. Uh huh…
Phantom pregnancies were the work of demons
Today, “phantom pregnancies” are when a woman has symptoms of pregnancy without being pregnant; in Elizabethan England, they explained this phenomenon as the work of demons. Makes sense to us.
Riding bicycles can cause infertility—and orgasms
In the late 1800’s, women were warned not to ride bikes lest they become infertile. And cum. All the more reason to hop on for a wild ride!
Masturbation causes a flat chest
In the Victorian era, women thought masturbating would stunt their breasts’ growth. Those poor, poor women.
Masturbating cures hysteria
Yes, male doctors made women cum to treat their “hysteria.” This is where vibrators originated. Thanks, doc!
Cumming can cause worsening eye sight
A Swiss physician wrote in 1758 that the loss of semen brought about by male masturbation could lead to worsening eye sight. We’re willing to bet most men took their chances…
Eating certain fruits can make you pregnant
In the stone age, some people believed that the spirits of babies lived in certain fruits. And that if a woman ate those fruits, she’d get knocked up. Eve did love her apples.

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Check out more bizarre sex myths people actually believed here: https://www.buzzfeed.com/mikerose/bizarre-sex-myths-people-used-to-believe?utm_term=.pkL4JL8gqB#.msrYzEAnbM

Church Funded Study Finds 76% Of Young Christians Watch Porn

A new study funded by well-known evangelist Josh McDowell had Christians saying “OMG!” He commissioned the study to expose the “pervasiveness of pornography in the church and among Christians,” but the results went far beyond anything he could have imagined. According to McDowell “pornography has infiltrated the church, especially among young adults.” Apparently, McDowell is a bit slow to learn what basically everyone alive already knows—that young people love to masturbate!

“Of young adults 18-24 years old, 76 percent actively—and these are Christians—actively seek out porn,” McDowell lamented to a local news station. As a result of the study, McDowell is now putting together a conference for Christian leaders to discuss the problem of internet pornography. Maybe they should just look at the statistics—“Of 13- to 24-year-olds, 96 percent would say that when they talk to someone about porn—their friends, which most of them are Christians now—they do it in either a neutral, positive or encouraging way”—and face the facts: nothing’s going to “Save” people from jerking off!

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Check out more about the church funded study that shows most young Christians seek out porn:https://www.thegailygrind.com/2016/02/05/church-funded-study-finds-76-of-young-adult-christians-actively-seek-out-porn/