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Comedian Nails Song About All the Horny Parents Who Just Want To Fuck 

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_sexybucketlistAs so many parents will lament, kids can be a real downer when it comes to getting laid. So one comedian turned her sexual frustration into a hilarious song called “Parental Lovin‘” (watch below). Because sometimes, all parents want to do is “close the baby gate and have a date.”

She sings, “Let’s give the kids some goldfish and turn the TV on. They’ll never even know we’re gone.” When horny parents get “five minutes,” they know to just “go down south, no time for kissing on the mouth.” This is what some quick parental lovin’ looks like: “Scooby Dooby Do me. Pork my Peppa Pig. Yo Gabba Gabba grab my boobies. Pocoyo you poke-a-me. Stuff my Doc McStuffins. Paw Patrol my Jungle Junction.” Wow, those feisty parents—and the names of those children’s shows—are filthy!

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Check out the song “Parental Lovin’” here: https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/this-song-goes-out-to-all-the-parents-who-just-want-to-have-sex_us_5800eef9e4b0e8c198a78b18

Women Try Orgasming In Three Minutes Or Less

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_orgasm5Most women take a little longer than guys to, um, get there. But one sex toy, the Womanizer, claims that 80 percent of users orgasm after only two or three minutes. BuzzFeed wanted to find out if it was worth the hype, so they had women gave it a go (watch the video below).

The Womanizer is unlike a typical vibrator: it’s hands-free and uses a suction cup to suck and pull the clit, sort of like with oral sex. And at a whopping $249, these manufacturers better make women cum in three minutes or less! So does this bad boy really get the job done? “Holy shit! I came in exactly three minutes. Exactly as I was finishing, the timer went off!” said one satisfied customer. Another woman came in one minute and 30 seconds! So, working women who need to get some—you won’t regret investing your time in the Womanizer!

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Check out more about the sex toy that makes women cum in three minutes or less: https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/women-try-orgasming-in-three-minutes-or-less_us_581778b0e4b0990edc32861d

Couples Try Bondage For the First Time and Dish About It

feet-1095408_1280Vanilla sex is great—but so is spicing things up with something a bit kinkier. In a new BuzzFeed video, real couples decided to give bondage a whirl (or is it a slap?) for the very first time. They were all very excited—and slightly nervous—to explore a different side of their sex life (watch the video below).

“I’m not putting these on my nipples,” one woman told her boyfriend while holding up nipple clamps. “It’s not happening…maybe?” “We might need to Google some of these,” another woman said, looking at the feathers, whips, and ball-gags. So what’d they think of the “intense” experience? One guy who said that he and his boyfriend have vanilla sex was surprised that he enjoyed it more than he thought he would. A few other couples observed how it was both sexy and playful, even sometimes “humorous”: “you ever try to laugh and climax at the same time?” one guy asked. And, not surprisingly, “the nipple clamps were great.”

Want to experiment yourself? Come explore your naughty side right here!

Check out the video of couples trying bondage for the first time: https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/couples-used-to-vanilla-sex-try-bondage-for-the-first-time_us_583f5cd4e4b0c68e047ecebf

‘Westworld’ Finally Had Its Infamous Orgy 

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_hboRemember that sex and nudity consent form that extras on HBO’s Westworld had to sign last year? You remember, the one asking them to pose “on all fours while others who are fully nude ride on your back” as well as engage in “genital-to-genital” touching? Well, suffice it to say, with a contract like that in the headlines, the orgy scene was infamous before it even aired. And after much titillating lead-up and media foreplay, the show finally showed the orgy—and it did not disappoint.

Westworld is a place where people are allowed to indulge their wildest and kinkiest fantasies, so the orgy scene involved fully nude courtesans fulfilling the hot sex dreams of exuberant, writhing cowboys. But you know what the best part was? All the cocks! It’s so refreshing to see cocks and male asses for a change instead of just naked women. HBO has freed the peen and made full frontal orgies on television a true sight to behold!

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Check out more about ‘Westworld’s’ infamous orgy scene here: https://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2016/10/31/the-infamous-westworld-orgy-finally-came-and-it-was-messy.html

5 Sex Tips For Role-Playing Beginners 

portrait-889365_640Role-playing can be a really hot and fun way to spice up your sex life. It lets you play with different sides of your personality, act out your fantasies, and explore your adventurous and creative side in the bedroom. Here are 5 sex tips that you’ll wish you heard before trying role-playing.

  1. Have fun
    Don’t put too much pressure on it as a way to “spice things up”—instead, go into it thinking that it could be something silly and new to try with your partner. “You have a good laugh, and five minutes later, you’re having the best sex of your life,” says BuzzFeed.
  2. Simple prompts are best—no need for elaborate plots
    Really, all you need is one sentence to get things started. “You didn’t do your homework” or “don’t tell your wife” is enough to really turn up the heat.
  3. Change your look
    Don’t feel like you need an elaborate costume. Donning a wig or wearing something that you wouldn’t normally put on is enough to make you feel like a different person—which can be super hot and exciting!
  4. Use your favorite shows or movies to get inspired
    From Game of Thrones to Star Wars, the possibilities to act out your (nerdy) fantasies are endless!
  5. Get a book or look at games that will help you figure out where to start
    If you feel overwhelmed with how to get things started, there are plenty of books and other places that will give you naughty, inspiring prompts.

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Check out more sex tips for role-playing beginners here: https://www.buzzfeed.com/annaborges/role-play-tips?utm_term=.ompLWeJDRa#.llndvwNpkn

You Can Now Be In the Kim Kardashian Sex Tape, Thanks to Virtual Reality 

kimIf you’ve ever fantasized about being in Kim K’s sex tape, today’s your lucky day. The company that leaked her sex tape and consequently launched her career, Vivid Entertainment, has built a VR porn experience around the tape. The VR simulation of the famous sex tape with Ray J uses lookalike actors to mimic the real, naughty deal for your virtual enjoyment.

The 20-minute VR video is advertised as “your first chance to see what it would be like to make your own personal home video with the reality celebutante, Miss Kim Kardashian. She comes right out of her famous home video with Ray J to have some fun with you.” And if that wasn’t enough Kim K. to satisfy all your dirty, virtual fantasies, Vivid has also made the original sex tape available in VR. What a wonderful world!

Want to satisfy your fantasies? We’ve got the real deal right here!

Check out more about Kim Kardashian’s sex tape in virtual reality: https://www.dailydot.com/irl/kim-kardashian-sex-tape-vr/

Couples Try Pole Dancing For the First Time 

Copy-of-Stripper_on_a_Pole_svgStep one of couples pole dancing class: get in those booty shorts. Step two: start feeling yourself as you grind seductively in the mirror. What else goes on in a couples pole dancing class? Buzzfeed found out with their newest video (check it out below).

The first move is the Fireman Spin, where you spin around with your legs wrapped around the pole. Most couples were able to do this one—and even end with a flirtatious booty bump! Then it’s the Cradle Spin, which is much harder: here they have to spin around sideways with their knees on the outside of the pole—and end with a split in the air! This one requires a lot of upper body strength to balance. But the hardest move is the Cross Knee Release where, suspended on the pole, you cross one knee over the other, and hang with just one arm. As you might expect, not many people could do this one. But all the sexy couples definitely got a hot work-out!

Want to feel yourself? Come get sexy right here!

Check out the video of couples pole dancing for the first time: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xRZ7M7cFk1c

8 Porn Stars’ Confessions 

Image Source: Screenshot capture from PornHub via The Daily BeastWorking in the adult film industry isn’t all fun and games. While some adult entertainers thrive on the hot sex and the empowerment they feel doing it on camera, others feel they need to hide their porn identities from friends and family. Here are 8 confessions from real people in porn.

  1. “No one that knows me would ever guess I get paid to do amateur porn. They all think I’m so proper and ladylike.”
    Lady on the street, freak in the sheets. What a naughty, secret double-life!
  2. “I’ve been in 10 amateur lesbian porn videos to pay for college. I don’t regret it at all.”
    Ain’t no shame in this college grad’s game!
  3. “I worked in the porn industry and now all I want to do is watch people have sex.”
    Makes sense to us!
  4. “I have no idea what to tell my family when they ask me what my career is. I’m a porn star and there’s no way I can open up about it.”
    Probably wouldn’t make for polite dinner conversation…
  5. “I work in porn and I love it because I can live out my sexual fantasies in a safe, controlled space.”
    Dream job!
  6. “I’m a porn star, but I don’t know how to tell my new girlfriend. I’m afraid I might scare her away.”
    Professional hazard of being a porn star.
  7. I’m a porn star and can’t help but wonder how many people I pass on the street have seen me naked.”
    One of the big questions in life…
  8. “Working in porn gave me a greater sense of self and higher standards of men.”
    Right on!

Want to live out your sexual fantasies? Come get down like a porn star with us!

Check out more porn stars’ confessions here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HTMR5MXaexU

Apple Changed the Peach Emoji To Look Less Like an Ass 

peachThe changes Apple made to the ass-shaped peach emoji is making a lot of people feel panicked. Now that they’ve redrawn the beloved peach to look less like an ass, Apple users are scrambling to find new ways to caption their butt selfies. Thankfully, the eggplant emoji remains unchanged.

While Apple’s latest iOs 10.2 software update for iPhones includes some great emoji additions like a face palm, David Bowie, and new and improved foods, their attempt to de-sexualize the peach has angered many sexters. Twitter users in particular are furious that the peach now simply looks like a fruit instead of a big, juicy ass: “I’m still using the new peach emoji as a butt. You can’t hold me down, @apple,” one hero tweeted. But a different Twitter user’s lament pretty much sums up what the rest of us are feeling: “omg no. they are killing the butt shaped peach emoji. how are we going to text about booties?” Butt-shaped peach, how will we ever sext without you?

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Check out more about Apple’s redesigned peach emoji that looks less like an ass: https://www.thegailygrind.com/2016/11/02/goodbye-peach-butt-apples-latest-emoji-update-includes-new-david-bowie-face-palm-emoji/

Men Pull Out Of Male Birth Control Trial After Experiencing Side Effects 

condomsFor a while there, it seemed male birth control was right on the horizon. But a new hormonal birth control trial for men was cut short recently after participants reported side effects. Even though the male contraceptive was found to effectively prevent pregnancy, side effects like depression, weight gain, acne, headaches, and changes in mood—things women have encountered since the pill’s inception in the 1960s—led several men to pull out of testing.

The four-year worldwide study of 320 men found that an injection of progestin and a synthetic form of testosterone stopped pregnancy in 96% of female partners in monogamous heterosexual relationships. But the trial was stopped for “safety reasons” after 20 participants dropped out due to side effects—even though nearly 39% of the symptoms reported were unrelated to the shot. As women all over social media have pointed out, these side effects are the very same ones that women have experienced for 60 years. One person on Twitter said, “So male contraception can’t be put in place because 6% experience side effects, yet 50% of women experience side effects from contraception.” Thanks, guys—looks like it’s back to rubbers again!

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Check out more about a male birth control trial being stopped after men pulled out due to side effects:https://www.buzzfeed.com/ginarushton/men-pull-out-of-male-birth-control-trial-after-experiencing