This Is How a $1 Vibrator Compares To a $400 Vibrator

Image Source: flickr.com/crimsonninjagirlWhen it comes to vibrators, does spending more really yield bigger orgasms? Vice wanted to find out, so they tested $1 vibrators against vibrators ranging in price from $32 to $428. Here’s how the cheap ones measured up against the fancier ones.

  1. PLAYFUL VIBRATING BULLET, $1Vice’s reviewer put it this way, “It is the cheapest thing I’ve ever put near my vagina.” Nuff said.RATING: -1/5; VALUE FOR MONEY: 0/5
  2. WATWEPROOF RABBIT VIBRATOR, $32The Rabbit is a classic for a reason. And while it’s pretty retro at this point, if a vibrator ain’t broke, don’t fix it. It’s the best $32 you’ll ever spend: “It’s sort of like having three people down there at once,” said Vice.RATING: 5/5; VALUE FOR MONEY: 5/5
  3. LELO SMART VIBRATING BODY WAND LARGE, $194The reviewer said it’s great for “Lifehackers and minimalist YouTubers.” And it’s multi-functional design works like a charm: “use it on a sore back, wank with it, stir stuff with it, cosplay with it, massage anything. It feels like something you’re not sure that you need, but that you should have anyway.”RATING: 4/5; VALUE FOR MONEY: 5/5
  4. LELO TIANI 24K, $399This is billed as a “couple’s vibrator,” and works by putting one “arm” inside you while also buzzing. The reviewer said that most of the charm is knowing that you’re getting off to a premium, luxury toy. But ultimately it didn’t beat The Rabbit.

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Check out Vice’s review of cheap to fancy vibrators: https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/wibrator-za-piataka

This Artist Is Bringing Female Pleasure To Instagram 

paintingArtist Jordyn McGeachin’s watercolor drawings depict female pleasure in all its modern and still somehow controversial glory. Female masturbation is so often a taboo subject, but her frank images of a woman experiencing pleasure for one other than herself is a rare sight in both pop culture and art. Not only that, but she manages to show women being sexual without sexualizing them, “as a sweet and mundane reality, as comforting and restorative a solo ritual as surfing Netflix or taking a bath,” says the Huffington Post (check out her images below).

She also focuses on self-love in the digital age, with the subject posing sensually for an erotic Skype session or a sext, or watching porn while masturbating. “I think in this day and age pleasure and technology just fall together nicely,” she said, “especially when it comes to relationships―platonic or romantic―sex, or getting off.” She posts the art on Instagram once a week—which is ironic considering Instagram’s reputation for sexist double-standards, often censoring images such as the ones she creates. In fact, her drawing of a woman receiving head was flagged and taken off the social media site.

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Check out more about the artist celebrating female pleasure here: https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/illustration-female-pleasure-jordyn-mcgeachin_us_58865125e4b0e3a7356adba3

Redditors Respond To a Woman Worried About Her BF’s ‘Penis Fetish’

sexyemojisA concerned girlfriend reached out to the internet for advice about her boyfriend who admitted to having a penis fetish and a penchant for gay porn. According to the woman’s thread on Reddit, her man is aroused by dicks—not men—but he has questioned his sexuality in the past and currently watches gay porn. “He says that he’s not attracted to men, isn’t turned on by men, has no interest in dating men, but does have a ‘penis fetish,’ as he calls it,” the post begins.

Redditors responded with some interesting advice: “I’ve looked at porn with twinks before,” one man wrote, “but I also realize that it’s probably not something I’d be interested in outside of the Internet.” Another said, “I’m straight and happily married. I think penises are hot, but have no desire to go outside my marriage to explore it in real life. Looking at them once in a while is all it really takes.” So there you have it, ladies who worry about their man having a penis fetish. Let him have at it with gay porn—and consider getting a dildo or a strap on!

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Check out more advice to a woman concerned about her bf’s penis fetish: https://www.thegailygrind.com/2017/01/25/girlfriend-seeks-advice-boyfriend-admits-penis-fetish-fondness-gay-porn/

Gay Dating App Bans Certain Words From Profiles To Promote Safer Sex 

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_disneyprincesIn an attempt to promote safer sex, the gay dating app, Scruff, has banned certain words from users’ profiles that are linked with risky sexual behavior. What are the words currently prohibited from their users’ profiles? “Party” and “chem,” which are both code words for drugs and chemsex, a dangerous phenomenon in the gay community that’s claimed many lives.

While Scruff admittedly has good intentions, many users have easily gotten around the new ban by simply swapping out a letter for a number, like “ch3m” and “p4rty.” Not only that, but Buzzfeed recently wrote about a man who discovered the rule after his profile was rejected because he couldn’t say he was a member of the Labour Party, since the app indiscriminately filters out certain words without checking for context. In a statement, Nigel Whitfield said: “I know the Labour party is a bit fucked up at the moment but I’m pretty sure the problem isn’t that it’s on drugs.” Scruff, do you allow the word “fail” on your app?—it seems maybe you should check that one out for yourself.

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Check out more about the gay dating app that bans certain words to promote safer sex here: https://www.thegailygrind.com/2016/12/30/word-scruff-just-ban-profiles-promote-safer-sex-users/

Pornhub Is Now Offering Helpful Sex Advice

LetsTalkSexPorn has been getting a bad rap lately thanks to prudish politicians declaring it a “public health crisis” and wringing their hands about how to protect children from its “deviant” influences. As Daily Dot explains, “One of their main arguments is that exposure to porn at a young age distorts one’s perceptions of what a healthy, consensual sex life looks like.” So Pornhub has decided to combat potentially damaging misinformation—by offering credible and helpful sexual education!

This is not a joke: the popular porn site recently launched a Sexual Wellness Center with Dr. Laurie Betito, which provides such helpful resources as anatomy, STIs, relationship advice, sex explainers, and even a post about consent. “We understand the importance of educating the general public on a wide range of topics pertaining to sexual health and awareness, and saw an opportunity to deliver knowledge and understanding through renowned doctors and experts,” said Cory Price, Pornhub vice president, in a press release. Since kids are inevitably going to watch porn, this seems like a great way to offer resources after they see that confusing fisting video.

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Check out more about Pornhub’s sex ed: https://www.dailydot.com/irl/pornhub-sex-ed/

Goop’s Telling Women To Put Jade Eggs In Their Pussies 

gwynethThere’s a new product Gwyneth Paltrow recommends adding to your Goop shopping cart that’s promising to do wonders for your sex life. No, it isn’t a $15,000 gold dildo or sex-dust smoothies—it’s the “ancient” jade egg, which for $66 will “increase chi, orgasms, vaginal muscle tone, hormonal balance, and feminine energy in general.” Goop also boasts that the eggs “were once the strictly guarded secret of Chinese concubines and royalty in antiquity.”

Goop alleges that sleeping and walking around with a stone egg in your ladybits is not only the new kegels, but will also magically make you appear more attractive. Unsurprisingly, actual doctors are already criticizing Paltrow for dolling out pseudo-science medical advice that is actually bad for women’s health. One OB/GYN pointed out that putting a porous rock inside you is dangerous because bacteria can easily lodge into its various nooks and crannies, unlike medical-grade silicone. Having an egg up there could also have the opposite effect of kegels and actually damage those muscles. Jade eggs are currently sold out on Goop, which leads us all to wonder—after so much questionable sex advice, such as vaginal steaming and toxic lube, why are women still buying “Yoni” Snake Oil from Gwyneth Paltrow?

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Check out more about Goop telling women to put jade eggs in their pussies: https://gizmodo.com/no-you-should-not-put-jade-eggs-in-your-vagina-because-1791390211

7 Hilarious Posts About Masturbation from Tumblr

magicwandarthistory“Masturbation is probably the only DIY project you will start and actually finish.” It’s funny cause it’s true! Here are 7 posts about masturbation from the hilarious folks on Tumblr.

  1. Masturbation is just having sex with the person you love most.”
    Aw, cute. So does that mean you should buy yourself chocolates on Valentine’s Day? Sounds good to us!
  2. This post is here to remind everybody that ‘gratrunka’ is the Swedish word for ‘crying while masturbating.’ That’s a real tear jerker.”
    See what they did there?
  3. Is masturbating while smoking weed called masterblazing? No its called highjacking. Guys no it’s weedwhacking. No its called disappointing ur mother.”
    So true!
  4. Stressed out? Masturbate. Have a headache? Masturbate. Gotta leave? Stay in bed, masturbate. Have so much shit to do? Who cares! Masturbate.”
    This person has truly figured out the important things in life.
  5. Trinity Church: ‘Masturbation Is Satan’s Typewriter.'”
    I had no idea I was a novelist.
  6. *not horny but masturbates just in case I was*
    Smart plan!
  7. A vampire masturbating in front of a mirror. Bet you didn’t see that coming.”
    Good one!

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Check out more hilarious Tumblr posts about masturbation here: https://www.buzzfeed.com/jennaguillaume/sex-with-the-person-you-love-most

 

#ThingsISayAfterSex Is the Funniest Hashtag On Twitter 

AfterSex 640Oh, Twitter. Just when we think the tweets can’t get any funnier, along comes the hashtag #ThingsISayAfterSex. Try not to cry—whether from laughter or truth—after reading these.

  1. Get tested. #ThingsISayAfterSex
    Safety first!
  2. Good game. #ThingsISayAfterSex
    High five!
  3. Nothing, because I don’t like to talk to my right hand. #ThingsISayAfterSex
    It’s funny cause it’s true!
  4. Why are you still here? #ThingsISayAfterSex
    That was good and all but…
  5. You gonna change my grade now? #ThingsISayAfterSex
    Hot for teacher!
  6. Bring your friend over next time. #ThingsISayAfterSex
    Three’s company too!
  7. I better be breathless and not able to say anything. #ThingsISayAfterSex
    One would hope.
  8. DOESN’T MATTER, HAD SEX. #ThingsISayAfterSex 
    Truth.

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Check out more #ThingsISayAfterSex here: https://www.buzzfeed.com/samanthawieder/people-are-tweeting-thingsisayaftersex-and-its-too-funny

Portland’s Kinky Coffee Shop Is Spearheading Alternative Sexual Lifestyle

coffeeIf there’s two things Portland loves, it’s coffee and sex. And now the city which proudly boasts the most strip clubs per capita is combining its two loves—with a kinky new coffee shop! The MoonFrye Cafe is the nation’s second-ever sex-positive coffee shop where customers can meet, drink coffee, learn about sex, and get kinky. The dedicated spot for coffee enthusiasts who are also members of the kink and BDSM communities is spearheading the alternative sexual lifestyle.

While you can’t bring food or beverages into the dungeon, you can sit with a latte and watch an ex-military sergeant called “Puppy” bark like a dog in a Polyamory workshop. As Willamette Week says, “You can go to classes covering everything from ‘electrical play’ to the master/slave relationship to high protocol service to a monthly Fetish Night.” It also features handcrafted sex toys, leather items and paddles from local vendors, a play room to cater to blood and scalpel play and an after care room where you can heal. Kink University called Portland the “Kinkiest City in America,” and it sure seems to be living up to its reputation.

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Check out more about Portland’s kinky new coffee shop here: https://www.wweek.com/culture/2017/02/07/at-long-last-portland-has-the-kinky-coffee-shop-its-needed/

Record Numbers of Couples Living In Sexless Marriages In Japan

PikachuSexA recent report found that nearly half of Japanese married couples have not had sex for more than a month, which is defined as a “sexless” marriage. The Guardian reports, “A record high 47.2% of married men and women said they were in sexless marriages, up 2.6 percentage points from the previous poll in 2014, and significantly higher than the 31.9% recorded when it conducted its first survey of the nation’s bedroom habits in 2004.”

So what could be to blame for the country’s tragic loss of libido? Since the highest rate of sexlessness was found among people in their mid-to-late 40s, a time when the demands of work can be at its highest, it’s clear that Japan needs to do more for its hard-working, sex-starved citizens. The report said, “This is the first time over 30% of men answered that they were too tired from work to have sex”—this shocking percentage highlights the need for a major overhaul in employment practices. Japan should remember this very important proverb: all work and no play makes couples very dull.

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Check out more about Japan’s record-high sexless marriages: https://www.theguardian.com/world/2017/feb/14/record-numbers-of-couples-living-in-sexless-marriages-in-japan-says-report