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Why You Sometimes Blurt Out ‘I Love You’ During Sex

Screen Shot 2015-08-06 at 3.55.03 PMIt often seems “I love yous” tossed out during sex are as meaningless as the empty promise afterward to call the next day. So what is it about getting laid that brings on the seemingly compulsive urge to tell someone we love them just because we happen to be currently fucking them? Science and culture might have the answer.

As a society, we’re conditioned to believe you should only have sex with someone you love, so the pressure to feel an emotional bond with the person you’re fucking is definitely cultural. But it’s also chemical, taking place ten seconds after climax in the human brain. The elation you feel during fucking is the same as the euphoric effects of a drug—a supreme moment of bliss—and just like the high from a drug, you might feel things that aren’t real. Psychologists have also shown that sex is hotter when you say “I love you,” because it increases sexual desire on both sides. Oh, the sexy lies we tell when cresting on a splendid, orgasmic wave!

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Check out more about why you blurt out “I love you” while fucking: https://broadly.vice.com/en_us/article/why-you-sometimes-blurt-out-i-love-you-during-sex

Gummy Bear Sex On ‘Sex Sent Me To The E.R.’

imagesWho ever thought gummy bears could be dangerous?—or kinky! A not-so-sweet sexual encounter involving melted gummies was recreated on the always exciting TLC series Sex Sent Me To The E.R. The incident began when Michael gave Josi a giant gummy bear, which inspired her to get kinky with the candy. “You know what’d be hot? Let’s eat this gummy off me,” she remembers telling Michael.

So, of course, Michael was in: he tied Josi to the headboard and went downstairs to melt the giant gummy bear in the microwave. Unfortunately, when he started to drizzle the hot gummy goo on Josi’s chest, it didn’t cool like candle wax, and when it started to burn her skin, he tried to help her by licking it off with equally bad results. “Her chest is burning off while my tongue is on fire,” he said. Thankfully, they were okay, and the story has a happy ending: they still have a hot sex life, but “stay away from hot things.”

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Check out more about gummy sex gone wrong: https://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/04/10/sex-with-gummi-bears_n_5128267.html

Researchers Explain Why You Giggle Or Sneeze After Orgasm

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_maleorgasmDo you ever laugh, sneeze, or cry after orgasm? If so, it turns out you may be experiencing a phenomenon called the peri-orgasm, or uncontrollable psychological or physical sensations after sex. While “losing control” during climax is definitely a pleasurable aspect of sex, with peri-orgasm, unpleasant flu-like symptoms can occur and last for days.

“It is not clear how common it is, but one small study highlighted by researchers who reported their findings in the Sexual Medicines Review found that ten out of 47 women had such responses,” reports Daily Mail UK. The most common symptom for men is sneezing, but more insidious after-effects can include migraine headaches, panic attacks, and even hallucinations or altered consciousness. Researchers believe such behavior is caused by misfires in the nervous system, when the parasympathetic nervous system sends signals to the wrong places. The report said: ‘The diversity of the phenomena is notable, and they have little in common other than that they all relate to the physiology of orgasm.’ When orgasming goes wrong…

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Check out more about why you sneeze or laugh after sex: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-4502698/Why-partners-giggle-sneeze-sex.html

Amsterdam Mayor Opens Brothel Run By Sex Workers

Copy-of-Stripper_on_a_Pole_svgIn an attempt to empower sex workers and improve working conditions in the red light district, the mayor of Amsterdam will open a brothel run by the prostitutes themselves. The new brothel occupies 14 “windows” across four buildings in Amsterdam’s red light district, allowing about 40 sex workers to operate out of the premises. “Everything in this project, from the statutes to the decoration of the rooms, is thought out by sex workers,” said one of the sex workers involved. “It is my hope that it will offer pleasant workspaces, where sex workers can be who they are and feel welcome.”

The goal of the initiative is for sex workers to be able to work independently, free to determine their own rental terms and working hours, and to socialize and help each other deal with things like negotiating and unpleasant customers. It’s being dubbed the “municipal brothel” because of the city’s role in the project, but the hope is to “emancipate” sex workers by giving them a chance to “acquire knowledge, experience and a position to develop themselves,” as a person on the initiative explains. According to one male prostitute, “All sex workers working together on a shared, emancipatory goal. That’s something very special.”

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Check out more about Amsterdam’s mayor opening a brothel run by sex workers: https://www.theguardian.com/cities/2017/may/16/amsterdam-mayor-brothel-prostitutes-new-model

‘American Gods’ Set To Feature TV’s ‘Most Pornographic Gay Sex Scene’ Ever

16342313980_b24b252790_zThe show “American Gods,” based on Neil Gaiman’s 2001 novel, will feature what’s being described as “the hottest and most pornographic gay sex scene” ever seen on mainstream television. It will feature two Muslim dudes, one who plays a spiritual messenger, which will make the scene “supernaturally hot.” The main actor, who committed to going fully nude, said he was all about the scene: “I was like, ‘Awesome!’” he quipped. “I got penis approval.”

The scene is meant to blur the line between sexual and spiritual ecstasy, to explore “what it’s like to take a god inside you.” So far, television critics are drooling over the sex scene—one confessed “it made my palms sweat.” Neil Gaiman said in a Vice interview that he “never imagined” the explicit scene would make it onto television, claiming it’s “the best gay porn I’ve ever watched. You feel like boundaries are being pushed, and that makes me very proud.” It seems this hot gay sex scene is getting everyone very excited!

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Check out more about ‘American Gods’ pornographic gay sex scene: https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/american-gods-gay-sex-scene_us_590cb8ece4b0e7021e9771c9

6 Public Sex Horror Stories

Sometimes having public sex can go horribly, horribly wrong. Whether it was awkward, dangerous, or just funny, we bet your naughty experience probably went better than these public sex horror stories. Here are 6 to make you cringe and laugh.

  1. Dorm sex
    What happens when you try to fuck on every floor of the dorm building—and then the janitor walks in on you humping on the pool table? “He was facing backwards, turned around, and saw us, with my ass in the air, getting fucked from behind. He simply put his head back down and walked out.”
  2. Pool bathroom fiasco
    “The guy I was seeing was in town for work but had to share a hotel room with co-workers. We were swimming late and decided to go into the pool bathroom to have sex. We were really going at it in a stall when a cop peeked his head over the door.” Whoops—it’s only sexy when you don’t get caught!
  3. Gooooaaaaallll!
    This person stumbled upon a strange clapping sound coming from the soccer field and saw “some guy kneeling inside one of the goal posts, with his bare ass thrusting away.” So, naturally, he yelled, “Goooooaaaaaallll!” But the best part? The guy kept thrusting away, and raised a single fist into the air to show his approval!
  4. Church sex
    “I was bottoming for a guy in a church parking lot, and we were spotted by one of the pastors who was walking by. It was the most awkward moment of my life, but we still ended up finishing in his car in the church parking lot.” Christ, that’s naughty!
  5. Terrible butt-dial
    What’s the worst-case scenario for an accidental butt-dial? This: “My ex and I were having car sex in the parking lot of our college and accidentally butt-dialed his very conservative mom’s home phone. Apparently we left a rather lengthy voicemail of our tryst.”
  6. The grand experience
    “My boyfriend and I were having sex in a hammock at the Grand Canyon. We thought we were being sneaky about it until we realized the trees were bouncing. Pretty sure I ruined a family’s trip to one of the greatest wonders of the world.” Well, the family got an experience they won’t soon forget!

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Check out more public sex horror stories: https://www.buzzfeed.com/spenceralthouse/public-sex-is-interesting-idk

8 Dirty Jokes That Will Make Women Scream With Laughter

oldsexSometimes, when it comes to sex, women need to laugh to keep from crying. After all, if the guy didn’t make you cum, laughter is at least the next best thing. Here are 8 dirty jokes that will have women screaming with laughter.

  1. “Is this about sucking dick? Sign reads: ‘If at first you don’t succeed, fix your ponytail and try again.’”
    It’s funny cause it’s true!
  2. “*during sex*
    him: fuck. ur tight.
    me: thanks. ur pretty cool too.”
    Such a lovely compliment!
  3. “Me, while he’s 6ft deep in my cervix: hey can I ask u something? Why didn’t u tell me u were gonna be late earlier. I don’t mind if you wanna go out with your friends I just want us to communicate.”
    Bwhahahahaha!
  4. “Guy: Fuck her from the back while she’s cooking eggs in morning for you.
    Response: Y’all gonna learn to stop taking sex advice from tumblr when ya titty hit that hot pan on the stove.”
    Seriously—that could get dangerous!
  5. “If you sucked my titties you can never talk shit about me I’m your mom now respect me.”
    Mama knows!
  6. “*having sex*
    boy: did you cum yet
    girl: not yet
    boy: *does nothing* how about now?
    girl: sure
    boy: sweet”
    We’ve all been there…
  7. “Me: I’m only meeting him to chill.Me to me: shave your pussy just in case.”
    They don’t call it Netflix and Chill for nothing!
  8. “Guy: *gets blowjob*Guy: did u cum babe?”
    This is exactly why they should teach Sex Ed in school!

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Check out more dirty sex jokes for women: https://www.buzzfeed.com/jasminnahar/jokes-about-sex-that-will-make-women-laugh-way-harder-tha

6 Very Kinky Sex Stories

womandominatingmanWhat’s the kinkiest thing you’ve ever done? Has it involved BDSM, bodily fluids, or extreme sex acts? If so, then these very kinky sex stories will be right up your alley! Here are 6 for your reading pleasure.

  1. “I’m in a full-time Master/slave dynamic with my partner. One of my biggest kinks is piss play and humiliation. My fondest memory was having 22+ men pee on me while I was wearing a cone of shame. After being peed on, my Master forced me to sit in the pee for a long time before being allowed to shower off. It was definitely one of the hottest things I’ve ever done.” Just. Wow.
  2. “I’m all about the kink: I’ve nursed a grown man like a baby, I’ve been fisted and then had his penis inserted at the same time, and I’ve had my vagina stretched with a vaginal speculum.” This sounds intense. Literally.
  3. “My girlfriend and I are into cuckolding. We met a guy and I watched him fuck her in the ass while I sucked her toes. After he came in her ass, I licked it out and we kissed. Five minutes later, she started giving him a blowjob again. He came in her mouth, she kissed me, and then spat it into my mouth.” The couple that cuckolds together stays together?
  4. “Once, my ex and I were having sex on his couch and I asked him to cum on my breasts. When he was done, I swirled his semen over each nipple and put my finger in my mouth to lick off the rest. Then I said, ‘I’m not cleaning it up. I’m going to leave your cum on me all day.’ And I did. We went to the grocery store, the park and out to dinner.” Naughty!
  5. “My girl has a Daddy/dom fetish. Spanking and impact play are a must, usually coupled with clothespins and nipple clamps. She’s absolutely required to call me Daddy or Sir, and if not, punishment will ensue.” Yes, please, daddy!
  6. “Me and my ex had a party and in the middle of it we stealthily made our way to the back room and while we were having sex I tied her up. When we were done I left her like that and then after an hour I came back and we did it again.” Sounds like a great party!

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Check out more kinky sex stories here: https://www.buzzfeed.com/benhenry/the-kinkiest-would-you-rather-game

Stephen Colbert Makes Controversial Oral Sex Joke

vladtrumpStephen Colbert is no stranger to making racy jokes that cross lines and push boundaries—especially political ones. But his latest oral sex joke aimed at Donald Trump is offending people on both sides of the aisle. LGBTQ advocates are upset that the joke inadvertently attacked gay sexuality, and Trump supporters are mad that the President was accused of sucking dick!

During his opening monologue, Colbert made a joke implying Trump performs oral sex on Russian President Vladimir Putin. “In fact, the only thing your mouth is good for is being Vladimir Putin’s cock holster,” Colbert quipped. The joke suggests Trump giving head to Putin is somehow demeaning, because the punchline involves gay sex between two men, which many are calling homophobic. And Trump supporters don’t like the President being attacked through a gay sex joke. The hashtag #FireColbert has since been making the rounds on Twitter by both liberals and conservatives, leading his fans to wish that it was his character from the Colbert Report who made the joke, instead of him.

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Check out more about Colbert’s homophobic oral sex joke: https://www.dailydot.com/irl/stephen-colbert-homophobic-joke/

Beefy Navy SEAL Does Porn On the Side

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_cocks_on_filmA Navy Officer is in hot water with the military for his double life as a porn star. Joseph John Schmidt III, 42, has served for more than 23 years as a decorated Navy SEAL—and he’s appeared in 29 adult films under the name Jay Voom. Starring in videos like Apple Smashing Lap Dance and Strippers Come Home Horny From the Club, the beefy Navy SEAL—who’s even shared the screen with his porn star wife, Jewels Jade—has been able to build a lucrative porn career on the side.

His wife calls the investigation into her husband’s porn career “hypocritical” and “ironic,” considering the military’s addiction to porn. She claims that he never tried to hide his job from fellow SEALs and superiors, and that “Quite honestly, no one should care because it’s a legal job and a lot of people watch porn.” She adds, “We never did any ‘SEAL’ scenes and he never wore a uniform.” The Navy is investigating whether Schmidt violated a rule prohibiting Navy SEALs from doing other work without formal approval from their commanders, and for an activity that may “create an improper appearance.” Officer Schmidt, thank you for your smashing service!

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Check out more about the beefy SEAL porn star: https://www.thegailygrind.com/2017/04/17/beefy-navy-seal-taking-lot-heat-navy-leaders-porn-side-job/