Let’s face it, sometimes the urge to fuck is tempered by an equally strong need to be lazy. Luckily, there’s lazy sex! Here’s the funniest examples of times when you just gotta have some lazy lovin’.
- When you only start having sex after you’ve paused the show you’re watching, because you know you’ll want to finish watching it when you’re done.
Netflix and chill! - Sex that’s like “You’re the star and you can do whatever you want, as long as I get to lie down the whole time!”
Missionary to the rescue! - Sex in a sweatshirt, because it’s cold.
Yup. Sounds like some lazy winter fucking… - Sex that’s like, “Let’s just do oral so we don’t get too tired.”
Sometimes you need to save your energy. - Sex on top of a towel so you don’t have to change the sheets.
Efficient and thrifty! - Sideways sex, because that way both of you can be lying down.
Everybody loves spooning! - Sex in the shower, since it’s kind of like killing two birds with one stone.
Down to get dirty in the shower! - Sex with your clothes on so you don’t have to get dressed again, because you’re already running late.
Nothing wrong with a quickie now and then. - Sex when you’re sleepy, so you’d better get to the point.
Let’s do this!
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Check out more about the laziest types of sex: https://www.buzzfeed.com/
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