Tag: sex

Man With 1.5-Foot-Long Dick Claims Work Is Hard To Come By

inflatable-tubeA man with a 1.5-foot-long cock has registered for disabilities because his member is preventing him from penetrating the job market. He says it’s impossible to keep a job since he can’t kneel, or even wear a uniform. The man considers his giant dick his pride and joy, despite the difficulties with work and with finding romantic partners who would be game.

“I’m happy with my penis,” he said. “I know nobody has the size I have.” There’s one job the man thinks he can do, though—porn. He wants to get into the porn industry where he’d make “a lot of money.” He also thinks he’d be able to meet a girlfriend—you know, the right woman for the job.

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Check out more about the man with the 1.5-foot-long cock: https://nypost.com/2017/12/21/man-with-1-5-foot-long-member-claims-work-is-hard-to-come-by/

There’s Now A ‘Hamilton’ Porn Parody

13908526896_b6596f14a8_zAmerica’s forefathers have never been raunchier than in the new porn parody of the hit Broadway musical “Hamilton.” WoodRocket has just released “Hamiltoe,” the sex-enhanced story of one of our nation’s greatest “pounding fathers.” Adult film star Tommy Pistol takes Lin-Manuel Miranda’s place as Alexander Hamiltoe.

The X-rated pornsical takes place in 1769, when our hero Hamiltoe invents the threesome, with the help of the two “Fister Sisters.” Other pounding fathers include Cumas Jefferson, James Madickson, and Aaron Bonerr, who eventually squares off with a very horny Hamilton in a “penis duel.” We guarantee historical musicals have never been more entertaining—or filthy—as Hamiltoe!

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Check out the trailer for “Hamiltoe”: https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/hamilton-porn-parody_us_5a2ae505e4b073789f698892

The Best Sex Positions For Outdoor Sex

1-226Looking for something exhilarating? We’ve got just the thing: outdoor sex! Having sex outside is the perfect way to add some excitement to your next adventure. Here are the best sex positions for hooking up in the Great Outdoors.

  1. Assisted missionary
    Pool floats also make great sex props while getting frisky outside. Placing the float under the receiver’s ass will act as a great cushion and heighten the angle of penetration.
  2. Lawn mower
    The receiver places their hands on the ground so their body is bent upward while the giver fucks them from behind. This is perfect on a grassy lawn.
  3. Reverse cowgirl
    This one’s ideal if you have a blanket and a soft surface, like sand. Who doesn’t love sex on the beach?
  4. Tree pose
    A tree is a natural prop for outdoor sex—use it to lean against while getting fucked from behind or for standing sex.
  5. Fire hydrant
    “Have one partner sit on the ground (with a blanket or towel under their butt) and perform oral sex while the other partner stands,” says Refinery29. Sexy!
  6. Picnic spread
    If you have an outdoor table, you can use it to sit or lie on while having sex. The possibilities are endless!

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Check out more of the best outdoor sex positions: https://www.refinery29.com/best-outdoor-sex-positions#slide-7

Standing Sex Positions To Take Your Sex Life To New Heights

Aviva SinayThere are few things hotter than standing up while you’re getting down. Whether you’re in the shower or just can’t wait to get to the bedroom, these standing sex positions will definitely add flavor to your repertoire. Here are some of the best ones to take your sex life to new heights.

  1. Three-legged
    Having sex up against the wall is already super fun, but this position has the added bonus of taking some of the difficulty out of standing sex. Stand facing your partner, lift one leg and wrap it around your partner’s hip for extra support.
  2. Mermaid
    This one’s very acrobatic and definitely requires good core strength. Stand in a “spooning” position with your legs wrapped behind the giver and your arms entwined.
  3. Victory
    Designed for small spaces, both the giver and receiver lean their bodies back to rest against the walls or door jamb. The receiver keeps one leg on the ground between the giver’s legs, and lifts the other leg and places it over the giver’s shoulder. Who says you can’t have hot standing sex in a tiny shower?
  4. Pile Driver
    This is fantastic for people who like clit stimulation during penetration—it’s also a great pose for intense G-spot and prostate stimulation. The receiver lies on their back, lifting their legs backwards until their hips and lower back raise up, while the giver straddles them on top.
  5. 90-Degree Angle
    Just like it sounds, the giver stands behind the receiver and bends them forward at a ninety-degree angle, holding their hands behind their back. “Not only does this position allow for deep penetration, but it also lets the receiver relax while their weight acts as a counterbalance,” says Refinery29.

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Check out more of the best standing sex positions: https://www.refinery29.com/standing-sex-positions-guide#slide-7

Woman Claims She’s Had Sex With 20 Ghosts

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A woman recently appeared on a British morning show to discuss her love of supernatural sex. Amethyst Realm claims she’s fucked at least 20 ghosts—and prefers ghost sex to human sex. She explains that she began an affair with a ghost twelve years ago, which ended when her human husband came home from work early and saw her through the window getting it on with what appeared to be “the shadowy shape of a man.”

She says of the steamy encounter, “There was pressure on my thighs and breath on my neck. There was a weight and a weightlessness, a physical breath and stroking, and the energy as well.” She now wants to get pregnant by one of the ghosts. While ghost sex may sound weird, others like Bobby Brown and Kesha have claimed to have had supernatural sex sessions. Who knew ghost sex could be so hot?

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Check out more about the woman who claims she’s fucked 20 ghosts: https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/amethyst-realm-ghost-sex_us_5a29a1e7e4b03ece03010f83

10 Sex Kinks From The New Book ‘Deviant Desires’

body-1095226_640In the sexy new book Deviant Desires, a researcher explores sexual fetishes and kinks in all their vast and complex forms. BuzzFeed explains, “At the center of the book is her ‘kink map,’ a visual outline as complex as the human psyche which connects every kink from feet fetishes to superhero bondage.” Here’s a sneak peak into the nature of the erotic imagination.

  1. Foot fetish
    This is the most common kink—so common in fact that loving feet is not even considered that “kinky” anymore. One lesser known subset involves people who are into “gas pedal pumping,” or getting off on watching their partner “pump” the gas pedal.
  2. Ponyplay and Critter Play
    “Ponyplay is a variation of BDSM in which one partner takes on the role of horse and the other takes on the role of trainer. There are few rules to the play, but in general the horse may not speak or use their hands.” Neigh-ty!
  3. Balloon Fetish
    These fetishists, also known as looners, get off on a combination of the smell and feel of latex and the excitement of a balloon popping. “Balloon fans may enjoy watching their partners orally inflate them, or they may want to pop the balloons in a variety of ways using other core kinks such as cigarettes or feet. Partner play can involve bouncing on large balloons.” Kinky!
  4. Macrophiles
    Macrophiles like to fantasize about extreme sizes between partners—like a 50-foot woman and a normal sized man, or a tiny woman and an ordinary sized man. Basically, it’s an imaginative form of extreme power play.
  5. Trample and Crush
    This is a variation of footplay, where the fetishist wants to be “crushed” or trampled under feet while orgasmically “exploding under the pressure.”
  6. Wet and Messy, or WAM
    These kinksters like to play with their food, literally. WAM involves gooey, liquid substances being poured over the body—things like mud, baked beans, or pies.
  7. Superheroes in Bondage
    This BDSM superhero fantasy involves wearing spandex costumes and roleplaying. It’s primarily found in the gay male kink community.

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Check out more sex kinks from the book ‘Deviant Desires’: https://www.buzzfeed.com/gabrielsanchez/inside-the-dark-and-sexy-world-of-hardcore-kink

Sex Robots Could Replace Men, Harvard Warns

233840824_582a98b816_zBetter look out, men: you could be replaced by sexbots in the future. According to a top Harvard mathematician, females could get spoiled by “dashing menbots” who are good at sex and doing the dishes! As Daily Mail says, “It’s a basic human need to want someone to love and have sex with but most women also look for someone who does their fair share of chores around the house.”

The Harvard mathematician says it’s entirely possible that robots will “outperform” men and that the women of the future could choose to live with menbots instead. While the sex robot market is currently dominated by men, the mathematician believes that if robots can “understand female anatomy — I mean, really understand it,” men should be worried. Men of the present better bring their A-game if they’re going to compete with multitalented male sexbots!

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Read more about sex robots replacing men: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-5238357/Sex-robots-make-MEN-obsolete.html#ixzz53Ldx3hzL

8 Adult Truth Or Dare Questions For A Steamy Night

HavenHesse01When was the last time you played Truth Or Dare? Well, if it didn’t turn a mundane night with your partner into a fun and sexy one, you might want to give the classic game another go. Here are 8 questions to take Truth Or Dare out of middle school and bring it into naughty adult territory.

  1. Truth:
    If you could pick one person to join us for a threesome, who would it be? Oh, naughty!
  2. Dare:
    Make-out with me, without feeling me up, for as long as possible. Nothing like some good suspense!
  3. Truth:
    What did you think about the last time you masturbated? Time to kiss and tell!
  4. Dare:
    Do a sexy dance to a song of my choice. Daring and sexy!
  5. Truth:
    What’s your dirtiest sex fantasy? Then you should make it a reality!
  6. Dare:
    I dare you to play naked for the rest of the game. Perfect!
  7. Truth:
    What’s the kinkiest thing you’ve ever done? Oooh, do tell!
  8. Dare:
    Kiss me somewhere you’ve never kissed me before. Now this game is really heating up!

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Check out more about adult Truth Or Dare: https://www.refinery29.com/truth-or-dare-dirty-questions-adults#slide-8

Enormous Penis Pops Up In NYC

inflatable-tubeThere’s a new member of the New York City street-art scene: a gigantic life-like dick! The painting went up on the side of a Lower East Side building, four-stories erect. Swedish street artist Carolina Falkholt took credit on Instagram for the colorful and veiny behemoth, which obviously took major cajones.

“NO TIME 4 BALL$$ . . . I have never heard so much laughter and seen so many happy faces behind my back when painting as for today doing this wall on Broome Street,” the cocky artist wrote alongside a photo of the giant dick. Some people in the neighborhood really love the x-rated artwork, especially a fitness trainer who used it to pump up his business: “If you work out hard, your dick stays hard like that every day,” he said. The artist is no stranger to controversial, adult street-art—she was the talk of the town when she painted a towering pussy onto a Swedish building in 2015.

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Check out more about the enormous penis on the side of a NYC building: https://nypost.com/2017/12/27/enormous-penis-pops-up-in-nyc/

12 Things That Twitter Users Think Are Better Than Sex

5942090561_8656911f4b_zIs there really anything better than sex? The well-intentioned people of Twitter wanted to explore this question with the opening line, “Yeah sex is cool but…” Here are 12 things Twitter users say are better than sex (we’ll let you decide).

  1. “yea sex is cool but have you ever pulled out a full piece of crab leg meat.” Yea, yea—that is pretty good.
  2. “sex is good and all but have you ever got your shift covered by the first person you texted.” Not bad—but not as good as sex!
  3. “yeah sex is cool but have you ever called a dog from another room and you hear his paws hitting the floor as he runs towards you?” Adorable—but nothing beats sex!
  4. “yes sex is cool but have you ever been watching vine compilations and seen a vine you’ve never watched before.” Yup—sex is definitely better!
  5. “yeah sex is cool and all but have you ever opened the microwave at the last second so the timer doesn’t go off so you feel like you just defused a bomb in a movie.” You know what else is like a bomb going off?—when you have an orgasm from sex!
  6. “yeah sex is cool but have you ever seen the waiter at olive garden coming to your table with the breadsticks.” Mmm, breadsticks…
  7. “Yeah sex is cool but have you ever found a 20 dollar bill in your pocket?” We have a few ideas for what you can do with that $20…
  8. “yeah sex is cool but have you ever gotten a text back.” Yeah, especially if it’s a sext back!
  9. “yeah sex is cool but have you ever been sarcastic with somebody and they respond with even more sarcasm.” Ok, you got us—sarcasm is way better than sex.
  10. “sex is good, but have you ever closed 15 tabs after finishing a project?” Yeah, because now you can open 15 porn tabs!
  11. “Yeah sex is cool but have you ever tried listening to the crunchy noise it makes when you step in the snow.” We prefer other, wetter noises!
  12. “yeah sex is cool but have you tried not leaving your bed or communicating with the outside world for 3 days straight.” Right—’cause you’re masturbating.

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Check out more things that Twitter users think are better than sex: https://www.buzzfeed.com/morganmurrell/xx-things-people-on-twitter-think-are-better-than-sex