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Wild Sex Parties Are Driving A Colorado Community Crazy

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_mixxxerYour annoying neighbors probably don’t compare to this Colorado community’s swinger-neighbor-from-hell. Residents of the upscale community claim that a nearby home is being used as a venue for wild sex parties. Angry neighbors complain that they can hear “disturbing sounds” coming from the home, on top of parking issues and rowdy, drunk party-goers.

Neighbors said invitations to “Thunderstorm Play Palace” advertise a 7,500-square-foot home for swinger parties with alcohol, food and a chocolate fountain (though guests were politely asked to mind the new furniture). An online invitation for the event showed 400 guests invited with 87 people, including 35 couples, planning to attend, and an admission “donation” of $70 for couples and single men and $20 for solo women. The police department sided with the swinger, saying the host isn’t breaking any laws since the events are being held at his private residence and admission is by donation only. Neighbors, you know how the old saying goes: if you can’t beat ’em, join ’em!

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Check out more about swinging sex parties in an upscale Colorado neighborhood: https://nypost.com/2018/04/24/wild-sex-parties-are-driving-this-upscale-community-crazy/

Stormy Daniels Makes Triumphant, Post-Trump Return To Porn

trumppeefaceWe’ve got good news for Stormy Daniels fans: the adult film actress has returned to work. Since being in the national spotlight for her scandalous alleged affair with Donald Trump, she’s now starring in her first X-rated scene. According to Brazzers, it involves a hot XXX fantasy with a “mystery man.”

Brazzers explains, “Stormy Daniels is trying to write something dirty, but she’s having a hard time getting inspired. The memory of a mystery man is all it takes to get her creative juices flowing.” Since the video was uploaded a few days ago, it’s already received over 160,000 views—blowing the X-rated competition out of the water this week. In the very NSFW trailer, Daniels is seen masturbating in the shower and while driving in a car, and getting fucked in a variety of ways by the sexy mystery man.

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Check out more about Stormy Daniels return to porn: https://www.dailydot.com/layer8/stormy-daniels-stormys-secret/

Here’s How You Burn Calories During Sex

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_sex9While pretty much everyone would rather hit the sheets than hit the gym, sex isn’t actually the most reliable form of exercise. But scientists are still thrilled by the possibility, and have done extensive research into which sex positions really get the blood flowing and the heart pumping. Not surprisingly, it’s tops who burn the most calories, since they’re the ones exerting the most physical effort.

Researchers recommend more gymnastic-like positions, rough sex, and longer fuck fests as a way to burn more calories. Dirty dancing and long makeout sessions during foreplay can also be great for burning calories. “Kissing and lovemaking can be a vigorous exercise if you’re fully engaged,” a researcher explains. Personal trainers recommend women flex their pelvis and lower ad muscles while topping, while men should speed up the tempo for a more rigorous workout.

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Check out more about how to burn calories during sex: https://www.dailydot.com/irl/how-many-calories-does-sex-burn/

Be A Hero In The Bedroom With These ‘Avengers’ Sex Toys

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_mens_sex_toysAs if the new Avengers movie wasn’t thrilling enough, now fans have something even more exciting to look forward to. An Australian sex toy company called Geeky Sex Toys is debuting a new line of Avengers-themed adult novelties in anticipation of Avengers: Infinity War. The company tweeted this teaser: “The time has come!! We are very excited to release out new team of superheroes into the hands of all your naughty nerds!!”

Daily Dot reports, “There’s a naughty version of Thor’s trusty hammer mjölnir, a golden ‘Infinity Fist’ toy, and even a replica of what the company thinks the Hulk’s anatomy looks like.” That’s right: giant green dildos, Captain America butt plugs, and so much more for fans to enjoy. Rest assured, these are not gag gifts (which is reflected in the price), but quality, body-safe sex toys for fans who actually want to get off with Thor’s hammer.

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Check out more about Avengers-themed sex toys: https://www.dailydot.com/parsec/avengers-sex-toys-marvel/

Meet The Artist Who Embroiders Cum Shots

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_kinkdocumentaryArtist Emma Rose Laughlin is a fan of stitching doilies and handkerchiefs, but she isn’t interested in the typical dainty floral or heart patterns. In meticulous threaded detail, Laughlin depicts female porn stars with pearls of cum dripping down their faces. She names each piece after the porn performer featured in the work, which includes industry legends like Sasha Grey and Belladonna, and newcomers like Lexi Belle and Tori Black.

Laughlin explains that she’s always loved porn—and giving blow jobs—and finds her embroidered cum shots beautiful, feminist, and sexually empowering. She explains that some women view money shots and facials as degrading, but she says that for her “it’s pretty cool to make a partner orgasm and then bask in it.” She hopes depicting graphic sexual moments through embroidery will make cum shots more “gentle and acceptable.” She adds, “I want women to feel more open about being sexual and maybe not feel like it’s a bad thing.”

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Check out more about the artist who embroiders cum shots: https://jezebel.com/a-chat-about-empowerment-with-an-artist-who-embroiders-1825326401

German Man Gets Giant 9-Pound Dick With Penis Enlargements

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_lab_penisA gay German man has taken his desire for a bigger dick to the extreme. He’s undergone so many silicone injections to enlarge his cock that it now weighs a staggering 7.5 to 9.5 pounds, and is around 3.5 inches wide and 9 inches long (check out images below). “I can’t say exactly how much it weighs, I just know that my kitchen scale, which shows up to 6.6lb, hasn’t been enough for a while,” he told Vice.

His dick is so big that he can no longer have normal erections or casual sex, since going to town on another man requires “some foreplay,” to put it mildly. “But there are other things you can do with it,” he explains. “You just have to free yourself from established roles and ideas about sex and be ready to play.” He says that he decided to enlarge his penis because he was intrigued by shaping and changing his body. It’s fair to say he’s exceeded his wish…and then some.

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Check out more about the man with the 9-pound dick: https://thegailygrind.com/2015/04/11/gay-german-dude-gets-giant-penis-enlargement-now-says-its-too-big-for-sex/

 

This Is What It’s Like To Be A Professional Dominatrix

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_sexual_dominatrixKristina Marlen is a dominatrix from Berlin who graciously answered questions about what it’s like to be in her profession. When asked about the weirdest thing to ever happen to her on the job, she answered that once she needed to “marry” a Muslim client because his beliefs didn’t allow him to touch any woman he wasn’t married to. In response to her favorite tool or toy, she said that it would have to be rope: “you see, I’m really very passionate about tying people up.”

Her answer to her favorite part of the job is physical contact, since she loves touching people and fulfilling their needs and desires. She confesses that wearing latex can be the most annoying part of the job because, even though it looks really hot, “putting it on, taking care of it, and sweating like a pig in it are all annoying.” And finally, she says instead of safe-words, she uses “the stoplight system”: “red” for stop, “green” for go!

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Check out more about what it’s like to be a professional dominatrix: https://www.buzzfeed.com/philippjahner/secrets-of-a-dominatrix

Christians Giving Up Porn For Lent Are The Reason For Drop In Computer Viruses

oldsexChristians who gave up porn for Lent may be the reason for the 17 percent drop in computer virus infections, according to security experts. Researchers say malware infections dropped in the US since the start of Lent, a time when many people decide to give up porn for the religious holiday. Cyber security experts say that adult websites are “common sources” of virus infections—but many believe porn sites are the most common source of malware worldwide.

Researchers looked at US cities with high Catholic populations, including Boston, which saw a 36 percent drop since the start of Lent, and New York, that had numbers fall by almost a third. “Hackers frequently target explicit websites and set traps to bypass the security of computers and phones that visit them. A survey published last month suggested a third of web users could have an infected device thanks to their porn viewing habits,” reports Daily Mail. Since more than 40 percent of adults admit to watching porn daily, “digital STI’s” should maybe be considered Public Enemy No. 1?

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Check out more about how computer viruses dropped when Christians gave up porn for Lent: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-5531565/People-giving-PORN-lent-drop-PC-infections.html

7 Sex Stories That Are Both Hilarious and Cringeworthy

LetsTalkSexSometimes it’s possible for sex to be both hilarious and horrifying. And these real sex stories definitely check both boxes. Here are the most cringeworthy sex horror stories from BuzzFeed readers (check out more below).

  1. The cum stain“I was on top of my boyfriend, jerking him off. He came all over himself and we cleaned everything. That afternoon I went to my grandma’s house, and it was only when sitting all together with my family that I noticed that some of his cum had shot onto my black shirt. I then had to go run some errands with my boyfriend with a cum-stained shirt.” Lots of stares!
  2. The blizzard “We started having no-blankets-on, bare-ass-naked sex, and all of the sudden I heard a ‘WOAH guys!’My grandpa was standing in the doorway holding two Blizzards. We scurried under the blankets, he walked over, handed us the Blizzards, and left.” Thanks for the refreshments, grandpa!
  3. Vacation sex gone wrong“My (former) boyfriend and I started fooling around while we were in one of those huge two-people hammocks while on vacation in Mexico. Mid-romp, the hammock busted and I fell, shoulder first, into the tree stump under the hammock net. I spent two days in a Mexican community hospital and left Mexico with a fractured arm, no tan, and enough shame to last a lifetime.” Wah wah wah.
  4. Jaw-dropping pussy eating“I was hooking up with my brother’s friend, and he started going down on me, getting ~really~ into it. When he finally came up for air, he tried to say something but literally couldn’t speak!He couldn’t move his jaw! I had to call an ambulance and the doctor had to yank his jaw back into place.” Now that’ssome enthusiastic head!
  5. The quick clean-up“I once had sex in a changing room at the mall. When we finished, there was a *mess* on the floor. We had nothing with us to clean it up, so I hope no one bought the jacket we used on the floor.” You fuck it you bought it?
  6. The unexpected queef“Everything was hot and steamy and romantic while hooking up with my boyfriend…until I let out a huge queef on his dick. While he was inside me. It sounded like a deflated balloon.” Whoops!
  7. The Jaws (sex) scene“We were going for round two in the early morning the next day, only for him to look down and see a bunch of blood. My period had came a week early. After showering, and laying in bed, my boyfriend said, ‘It was like a shark attacked my dick!’” Nothing like a good horror movie to set the mood!

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Check out more sex horror stories: https://www.buzzfeed.com/cieravelarde/sex-horror-stories-from-horror-story-a-day

This Dominatrix Gets Off On Putting Men’s Dicks Under Lock and Key

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_bdsm_chateauPenis cages are all the rage in the BDSM community, according to bondage professional Elise Graves. She really gets off on using various devices for restricting a man’s junk—from medieval-inspired chastity belts to modern penis cages that can only be opened with a lock and key. “For me…I typically like the idea of controlling a man’s kind of most prized possession,” she says.

“There is a cock cage, and there’s something called a ‘keyholder.’ A person cannot get out of their cage unless I choose to allow that,” she explains. Some of them are designed that even if a person could get a boner, there’s no way to relieve that. Graves explains that fetishists like the feeling of being owned, or the humiliation or punishment involved. For BDSM enthusiasts, as Grave says, “it’s a pretty versatile form of play.”

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Check out more about BDSM penis cages: https://nypost.com/video/this-babe-gets-off-putting-the-family-jewels-under-lock-and-key/