Suburban Moms Reveal The Scandalous Places They’ve Had Sex

white-1822497_640It seems moms in the suburbs are enjoying very frisky sex lives. A new sex survey reveals how much they fuck—and even all the naughty places they’ve fucked. About 80 per cent reported having sex at least once a month and 44 per cent have sex at least once a week.

The soccer moms are also plenty adventurous when it comes to the sex they’re having: one woman said she’s fucked “In the car parked outside random houses on the way back from dinner.” Other respondents said they’ve had sex on the in-laws’ dining room table, golf courses, and at the Opera House. One MILF recalled, “On the boardroom table at the law firm I worked at! My partner also gave me oral sex while I was working in my office with the door closed one evening while there were still people there.” Naughty, naughty moms!

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Check out more about all the places suburban moms have had sex: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-5961405/Suburban-mums-reveal-exactly-sex-theyre-having.html

6 ‘Innocent’ Things That Set Off People’s Sexual Awakenings

13945229459_f7c474edc0_zSometimes, it’s the most unexpected things that gets us hot. Whether it’s a toy or a character from a Disney movie, everyone remembers that one strange thing that turned them on. Here are 6 “innocent” things that accidentally sparked people’s sexual awakenings.

  1. Walmart’s arcade games
    “They had this one game that was a snowmobile that you rode on and raced around a track. Well, the snowmobile seat vibrated. Needless to say, it was my very favorite game.” You’re in the driver’s seat now, baby!
  2. When Captain Hook kidnapped Tiger Lily
    “The scene in Peter Pan where Tiger Lily is kidnapped by Captain Hook to act as bait for Peter undoubtedly sparked my BDSM kink.” They don’t call it a “fantasy” for nothing!
  3. Ralphie Tenelli’s mom on The Magic School Bus
    “I recently rewatched my favorite episode of The Magic School Bus since it went on Netflix. While I was watching, I realized that Ralphie’s mom – Dr. Tennelli – was definitely why I had liked it. This should’ve been an early sign of my bisexuality.” The MILFS of cartoons…
  4. Nik-L-Nips
    “Anyone remember those squeeze Kool-Aid bottles? With the twist-off tops that you had to suck on? Yeah, I became obsessed with sucking because of those.” Yum!
  5. Jasmine and Jafar kissing
    “That scene in Aladdin where Jasmine kisses Jafar. As I was watching it, I suddenly needed to pee.” Who can forget when she lets the silk scarf seductively slide down her body?
  6. Mom’s “back massager”
    “When I discovered my mom’s back massager felt really good if you sat on it.” Yup, it’ll do that!

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Check out more about what innocent things set off people’s sexual awakenings:

https://www.buzzfeed.com/sydrobinson1/innocent-childhood-things-that-accidentally-sparked-sexual-a

Don’t Reuse Your Condoms, The CDC Warns

https-%2f%2fblueprint-api-production-s3-amazonaws-com%2fuploads%2fcard%2fimage%2f117696%2fmain-image_zframwCondoms are a great way to practice safe sex—when used correctly. Apparently, that doesn’t always happen, according to the CDC (the US Centers for Disease Control and Prevention). Recently, they issued a warning on Twitter, saying: “We say it because people do it: Don’t wash or reuse condoms! Use a fresh one for each sex act.”

The CDC added, “Incorrect use, such as reusing a condom or using more than one at a time, diminishes the protective effect of condoms by leading to condom breakage, slippage, or leakage.” Of course, some Twitter users’ responses were pretty great: “Hold on babe, let me just grab one off the clothes line…” Another tweet said, “Well, what the hell am I supposed to do with all these condoms in the dishwasher now?” Condoms are a single-use item (duh): “Let’s say you have sex three times in one night — you should be changing the condom three times or before the next sex act,” says the CDC.

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Check out more about the CDC’s tweet about not reusing condoms: https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/carolinekee/dont-wash-reuse-condoms-cdc-warns

City Council Candidate Posts Nude Photo Of Wife On Campaign Site

naked beautiful bodyA St. Paul city council candidate demonstrated how not to win an election, after posting a nonconsensual pornographic photo of his wife on his campaign website. His wife filed a restraining order against him, so he allegedly thought revenge porn was the best way to get back at her. The wife said she was “aware of the picture and was working with her attorney.”

The candidate claims his “accounts were hacked and he no longer has access so can’t take photo down.” He also said his wife had his passwords and was sabotaging him. The disgraced candidate has since been arrested, and his campaign website has been deleted. Not the sexiest way to run for office…

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Check out more about a candidate who posted a pornographic pic of his wife on his campaign site: https://www.dailydot.com/irl/st-paul-david-martinez-revenge-porn/

Men Who Drink A Beer A Day Have Stronger Sperm

9741737763_d422cd07c8_zHomer Simpson once famously said, “Alcohol, the cause of and solution to all of life’s problems.” Now a study literally backs up his theory, finding that men who drink a bottle of beer or glass of wine a day are more fertile. They have a higher sperm count than men who drink more or less alcohol, and their sperm are also stronger swimmers, which increases the likelihood of reaching a woman’s egg.

Researchers of the study conclude that “Moderate alcohol intake appears positively associated to semen quality.” But they warn that if men are trying to have a baby—or just a really fun night—they should avoid getting drunk. They also suggest against using alcohol as a way to boost low sperm count. Cheers to good semen!

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Check out more about how men who drink a beer a day have stronger sperm: https://nypost.com/2018/07/18/men-who-drink-a-beer-a-day-have-stronger-sperm/

Catholic Church Says Virgins Can Now Have Sex

woman-1990228_640While it might sound like a pretty funny SNL sketch, the Catholic Church is completely serious about its new announcement that virginity is no longer a prerequisite for consecration. Lifelong “consecrated” virgins are understandably furious, having gone their whole lives without sex only to have the rules changed halfway through the game. The shocking ruling comes in the form of a new 39-page document published by the Vatican, saying actual virginity is not essential for a woman to become a consecrated virgin, because “spousal and fruitful love for Christ is not reducible to the symbol of physical integrity.”

In the Catholic Church, there are about 5,000 consecrated virgins, or women who have been consecrated by the church to a life of perpetual virginity in the service of God. The NY Post explains, “Unlike nuns, they do not live in enclosed communities or wear special clothing—most of them are integrated within the normal world and have regular jobs.” In a statement, the US Association of Consecrated Virgins called the document “deeply disappointing”—but perhaps they’ll feel differently once they finally start having sex?

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Check out more about the Catholic Church saying virgins can have sex: https://nypost.com/2018/07/17/virgins-furious-with-catholic-church-for-saying-they-can-have-sex/

Lesbians Do It Better

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_lesbiansLesbians are having better sex than straight women, according to a new UK study. The study confirmed previous findings that there’s a high rate of sexual dissatisfaction among heterosexual women. Researchers started with this question, “Do lesbians have better sex than heterosexual women?” and then immediately, and orgasmically, answered: “Yes. Yes. Oh my God, yes!”

The study reported that women were 32 percent more likely to orgasm with another woman than with a man. Two major studies already reported an orgasm divide among lesbians and straight women, finding that lesbians cum 75 percent of the time during sex, compared to heterosexual women who only cum 61 percent of the time. Researchers encourage straight women to fuck like lesbians, which means “more varied sexual behaviors and more self-focused orgasm goals [to] increase the likelihood that women will orgasm.” In other words, women should focus on their own pleasure and figure out what really gets them hot—with men or women!

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Check out more about how lesbians have better sex: https://jezebel.com/yes-lesbians-do-it-better-1827452879

This Is The Horniest Meme On The Internet

15417952809_93966489b5_zWhat’s the longest you’ve gone without getting some? If you’re like the rest of us, you’ve probably gone through a “sex dry spell” at one point or another—which is why the “days without sex” meme on Twitter is so relatable and hilarious. Here are the best ones to lighten the mood when you’ve gone too long without some good good lovin’ (check out more below).

  1. Day 71 without sex: my smart watch thinks I’ve jogged 3 miles today but I haven’t left the house.”
    Good way to stay busy when you aren’t getting busy!
  2. Day 16 without sex and I’m constantly drinking boba just so I can have balls in my mouth.”
    Tasty AND resourceful!
  3. day 187 without sex: I just spit on my popsicle before putting it in my mouth.”
    Sexy and sweet!
  4. Day 213 without sex: plugged my charger into my phone and whispered ‘you like that?’”
    Now that’s dirty talking!
  5. Day 227 without sex : I got excited when the man at subway asked if I wanted 6 inch or 12 x”
    Size matters at Subway!
  6. Day 1738 without sex: threw the blue shell in Mario Kart while I was already in first place to remember what it’s like to get hit from behind.”
    Naughty naughty, Mario!
  7. Day 0 without sex: life fucks me everyday.”
    But sex makes everything better!

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Check out more of the funniest sex dry spell tweets: https://www.dailydot.com/unclick/the-days-without-sex-meme-is-a-hilarious-way-to-roast-your-own-sex-life/

‘Ohnut’ Allows Women To Optimize Penetration During Sex

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_sex9We have great news for women who want more control during penetrative sex. There’s now a customizable wearable called Ohnut that allows women to optimize penetration for enhanced pleasure. The springy, stretchy rubber sex ‘donut’ could help the three-quarters of American women who have had issues with penetrative sex.

The Ohnut is made from an ultra-stretchy, light blue ‘body safe’ polymer (not unlike a soft, tough rubber) in a ring shape. The man wears it at the base of his dick to modulate how deep penetration is, with the bonus of added stimulation. “The feedback from the majority of testers is that they don’t even realize that it’s there. It’s not a hindrance, it doesn’t take away and it even reinvents some positions for a lot of people,” Ohnut’s creator says. Here’s to good sex exactly how you like it!

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Check out more about the Ohnut: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-5836419/New-wearable-sex-donut-promises-pleasure-men-buffering-women-deep-penetration.html

Adventurous Women Are Getting Their Pussies Stoned Before Sex

PinkPussyPaige04While combining cannabis and sex is nothing new, there’s now a new way to do it: cannabis for the pussy. Instead of smoking marijuana to relax before sex, more women are actually using cannabis sprays and creams applied directly to their pussies. Many claim the substance relaxes their vaginal muscles while providing “warmth and comfort,” leading to better and more intense orgasms.

“Cannasexuals” use cannabis products, often the non-psychoactive styles, in the bedroom to enhance sexual pleasure. Instead of getting high, cannasexuals are using cannabidiol to relax their muscles before sex. “I know that cannabis in itself can really help relax the nervous system, which is the gateway to experiencing pleasure,” one sexpert said. Though there hasn’t been much research on cannabis oils for lady parts, many women are saying it really helps keep sex mind-blowing.

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Check out more about cannabis for the pussy: https://nypost.com/2018/06/21/adventurous-women-are-getting-their-vaginas-super-stoned/