Wives Are Getting Their Husbands To Do Chores With Sex

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“Choreplay,” or exchanging chores for sex, is the latest hashtag making waves on social media. Wives are cheekily coupling #choreplay with images of clean rooms to show that their husbands have been busy around the house—and they’re about to get busy in bed as a reward. Fans of the practice say it’s a fun, effective way to keep the household running smoothly.

Popular Instagram influencer Bri Dietz shared an image with her nearly 80,000 followers of her and her husband kissing while holding up a letter board, reading: “helping with housework so you can get lucky is called choreplay.” Another woman on Instagram said, “As a working mom, the last thing I want to do when I get home from work, is to do more work, like laundry and dishes. If my husband wants a no-questions-asked free pass for sex, he will get it if he checks off those boxes, especially if he does so before he’s asked.” To get in the mood, she will sometimes hand her husband his to-do list while wearing a tight cleavage-revealing dress: “It’s so much better than nagging, and puts us both in a good place.”

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Check out more about “choreplay”: https://nypost.com/2019/08/28/wives-are-bribing-their-husbands-with-sex-to-get-chores-done/

Welsh Town To Install Futuristic Bathroom Stalls To Deter Public Sex

bathroomOne forward-thinking Welsh town has a new idea for contraceptives—futuristic bathrooms. The seaside enclave of Porthcrawl plans to install bathroom fixtures to stop sex in public restrooms. People attempting to fuck inside the stalls will be soaked with water jets and interrupted by high-pitched alarms.

The doors will also fling open when the weight-sensitive floors detect more than one user. The Porthcrawl town council is spending 170,000 euros, about $188,605, for the project intended to deter “inappropriate sexual activity and vandalism.” The new restrooms will also include automated wall and floor cleaners that will activate each night for about 10 minutes—to keep the place literally and figuratively ‘clean.’

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Check out more about how a Welsh town plans to deter public sex in restrooms: https://nypost.com/2019/08/17/welsh-town-to-install-futuristic-bathroom-stalls-to-deter-sex-romps/

Brexit Is Destroying Sex Lives

2-215Sexually frustrated people in the UK have taken to Twitter to complain about how their sex drives have dwindled due to the stress Brexit is causing them. Some have even filed for divorce after their partner voted differently than they did. Some have remained with their partners, but feel too angry about things to have sex with them.

Luckily, these sexit-themed jokes about how “BoJo killed your mojo” have relieved some unfortunate tension: one tweet says, “In other words Hard Brexit or Soft Brexit?” Another writes, “These days my hard backstop is always a part of my withdrawal agreement.” But this tweet pretty much sums it up: “I find that I am getting screwed everyday with Brexit.”

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Check out more sexit-themed jokes on Twitter: https://mashable.com/article/brexit-sex-lives/

Lots Of Sex Increases Post-Heart Attack Survival Rates, Study Says

white-1822497_640Sex can save your life… like, literally. According to a new study published in the American Journal of Medicine, fucking increases long-term survival rates after a heart attack. The study tracked 1,120 people who had had heart attacks and found that of the survivors, those who had sex multiple times a week, were 27% less likely to die during the study period.

Those who got lucky once a week were 12% less likely to die, and those who fucked occasionally were 8% less likely to die. Post-heart attack sex was even more vital for a longer life, researchers found. Doing it weekly following a heart attack decreased mortality rates by 37%, more than once a week meant a 33% survival bump, and less than once a week made for a 28% increased life expectancy, compared to participants who never got any after their heart attack.

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Check out more about a study that shows sex increases the survival rate for post-heart attack survivors:https://nypost.com/2019/08/02/lots-of-sex-increases-post-heart-attack-survival-rates-study/

Apple’s Siri Routinely Records You Having Sex

270833119_0d8840e498_zIt turns out Siri is a lot more engaged in our… ahem, private activities then we ever could’ve realized. Apple’s “Siri” automated assistant routinely records people having sex, according to a recent report. Siri, which is built in to the iPhone, Apple Watch and HomePod smart speaker, is activated when someone says “Hey, Siri” – but the artificial intelligence often begins operating by mistake, a quality-control contractor told The Guardian.

Accidental triggers, especially on the Apple watch, is incredibly high: “The sound of a zip, Siri often hears as a trigger,” the whistleblower said. Apple hires outside workers around the world to review Siri recordings and grade how the software responded to requests, according to the Guardian. “There have been countless instances of recordings featuring private discussions between doctors and patients, business deals, seemingly criminal dealings, sexual encounters and so on,” the contractor revealed. He added, “And you’d hear, like, people engaging in sexual acts that are accidentally recorded on the pod or the watch.”

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Check out more about Siri routinely recording people having sex: https://nypost.com/2019/07/29/apples-siri-routinely-records-you-having-sex/

Keith Urban Writes Song About His Sex Life With Nicole Kidman

white-1822497_640Keith Urban’s song “Gemini” is a racy ode to the mind-blowing sex life he enjoys with his wife, Nicole Kidman. And now the Australian actress has admitted she doesn’t mind being her husband’s sex-muse. In an interview, she said of Keith’s risqué song: “I don’t sensor his art, but it is a little embarrassing.”

The “Gemini” lyrics include the confession: “She’s a maniac in the bed, but a brainiac in the head.” Racier still, Keith also sings in the song: “She’s waking to make love in the middle of the night.” When asked if that element of the song was true, Nicole laughed off the question: “No, what?! You’re making that up. Shut up. I’m not answering that, that’s outrageous.”

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Check out more about Keith Urban writing a song about sex with Nicole Kidman: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-7271073/Nicole-Kidman-talks-sex-life-husband-Keith-Urban.html

Couple Caught Having Sex In Ohio Lake In Front Of Sunbathers

wtf-1780728_640A video circulating online shows a man and a woman fucking in broad daylight in an Ohio lake. A man who witnessed the shocking sex-spectacle wrote on social media: “On Saturday while I was in Fairport Park enjoying a sunny day with the kids, I noticed a couple making some weird movements in the water.” He added, “The life guard lady ask me ‘are you seeing what I’m seeing’ and I was like ‘yes i am.'”

In the video, the couple can be seen heavily petting one another, before fucking from the front and then from behind. The man explained, “the lifeguard pulls out her radio and make the call, and after a few water splashes later Lol, the sheriff comes and pull them out. That is so embarrassing.” In the video, someone laughs as the couple is led from the water, saying: “Uh oh. OMG.”

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Check out more about a couple caught having public sex in a lake: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7277051/Couple-caught-having-sex-Ohio-lake-children-police-arrive-tell-off.html

Redditor Can Only Have Sex While Listening To Death Metal

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_lab_penisA desperate man turned to Reddit for advice on his unique sexual problem—he can only have sex while bumping death metal. “My new girlfriend doesn’t like that kind of music, and I believe I have a pavlovian response to my music. I cannot get aroused without my music,” he wrote in the “Personal Issues” subreddit. It wasn’t an issue for his previous girlfriends, but unfortunately his current one is a fan of “Midwest Emo bands that aren’t from the Midwest.”

“No problem for me, I really enjoy that kind of music. However my dick did not,” he wrote. To appease both himself and his girlfriend, he tried to have sex with AirPods in so that he could listen to his black metal. “AirPods in, music on, and dick hard,” he wrote of the “genius plan.” Whatever works!

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Check out more about a Redditor who can only have sex while listening to death metal: https://www.dailydot.com/unclick/redditor-black-metal-sex/

Bachelorette Confesses She Had Sex Twice With A Contestant ‘In A Windmill’

cup-1010916_1920Hannah Brown is making no apologies for her active sex life while starring in “The Bachelorette.” In the latest episode, she kicks a contestant to the curb after he slut-shames her for having sex with other men on the show vying for her heart. “Let’s say you have had sex with one or multiple of these guys, I would completely remove myself from this relationship,” the man says on their date.

“I have had sex” she says as she holds his car door open, adding “From obviously how you feel, me fucking in a windmill, you probably wanna leave.” Brown then clarifies her remarks in a confessional interview, telling producers, “I fucked in a windmill. And guess what? We did it a second time.” Slut-shaming = deal breaker!

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Check out more about the bachelorette hooking up in a windmill, twice: pagesix.com/…/bachelorette-and-contestant-had-sex-twice-in-a-windmill

There’s A New Sex Toy For Trans Folks

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The Enby by Wild Flower, a company owned and operated by nonbinary folks, is a new sex toy specifically made for trans people. Many sex toys are designed with cisgender people in mind, like masturbator sleeves, vibrators and dildos. But Wild Flower’s goal with the Enby was to break that mold and create an accessible, flexible sex toy that can change to meet the needs of any partner’s body.

The Enby is refreshingly versatile—it can be laid flat for humping, folded into a stroker, tucked into a harness, or even just placed between two people during sex. It has three vibrating speeds and five patterns. The Enby can be used for solo or partner play, and its comfortable design makes it so it can “stay with you through all of life’s transitions.”

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Check out more about a new sex toy specifically for trans folks: https://www.dailydot.com/irl/enby-sex-toy-review/