7 Hilarious Sex Horror Stories On Twitter

volcanoWho doesn’t love a good sex horror story to lift your spirits. We all have some embarrassing story, and the good people on Twitter are more than happy to share theirs. Here are the best/worst ones.

  1. “my worst one was DEFINITELY the time i was on top w this guy & out of NOWHERE the ball of my nipple piercing FELL OFF & LANDED IN HIS MOUTH & HE STARTED CHOKING HAHAHAHA.”
    When naughty piercings go wrong…
  2. “Did it on a bed with wheels and I honestly could not contain myself when we started making our way over to the other side of the room.”
    That’s one way to switch it up!
  3. “Went home with a girl one night (very drunk) to cut a long story short in my taxi home the next morning the taxi driver looks at me and says ‘what’s happened to your face mate, fighting last night was you?’ Period blood everywhere.”
    Accidental blood hound!
  4. “The one and only time I’ve ever had a three way. I got both girls pregnant.”
    Three’s company too?
  5. “giving my bf head in a straight up public street in coolock at 2am and some girl shouted over HOWS IT TASTE and i stopped briefly, shouted FUCKING UNREAL LOVE then continued.”
    Delicious!
  6. “ate some hot wings once and when i went to finger a bird the remains of the hot sauce started burning the insides of her fanny and she started screaming.”
    Not hot…
  7. “I had a guy over and woke up the next morning to find that he SHAVED HIS PUBES IN MY SINK WITH MY RAZOR.”
    Fetish thing?

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Check out more hilarious sex horror stories on Twitter: https://www.buzzfeed.com/jamedjackson/sex-horror-stories-straight-from-twitter

Ancient Humans Learned To Smile So They Could Get Laid

adult-1822413_640According to a new study, our earliest ancestors smiled as a way to get some. A team of scientists claim that smiling was a key factor in our evolution, especially because it was a way to attract less-aggressive mates. Researchers focused on genetic samples from Neanderthals, which showed that gene mutations may have led humans to “self-select less aggressive mating partners.”

The researchers concluded from this that humans were selecting mates with “I probably won’t kill you” facial expressions more commonly than their ancestors. It has long been suspected that humans developed smiles to enhance mating options but this is thought to be the study with the first definitive evidence. Thanks for the leg-up in the bedroom, horny ancestors!

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Check out more about a study showing ancient humans learned to smile to get laid: https://nypost.com/2019/12/09/ancient-humans-learned-to-smile-so-they-could-get-sex/

Actress Learns True Meaning Of ‘Netflix On Chill’ After Embarrassing Tweet

netflixandchillAlexandra Daddario learned the actual meaning of “Netflix and chill” when she confessed on Twitter that she’d been using it to describe her quiet nights at home watching TV. The actress tweeted out a message to her followers asking, “Ok I need to know what Netflix and chill means? Is it not literal? I thought it was literal, right?” She added, “I seriously thought Netflix and chill was literal, have been telling friends I spend most nights Netflix and chilling and inviting them to do with me on a regular basis.”

One of her followers explained, “Netflix and chill? means the same as ‘Do you want to come upstairs for a nightcap/coffee?’ It’s code. Because most of us haven’t learned how to just say ‘I’d like to have sex with you. Do you want to have sex with me?”‘ Someone else replied, “We could rename it Hulu and fuck.” While another person shared, “It’s a bit like that scene from True Detective with the handcuffs,” a reference to her character, Lisa, who seduced Woody Harrelson’s Marty in season one of the hit HBO crime drama. That’s just adorable… naive, and adorable!

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Check out more about an actress learning the actual meaning of ‘Netflix and chill’: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-7793483/Alexandra-Daddario-confesses-just-learned-true-meaning-Netflix-chill-really-means.html

Elite Sex Club Throws Masked Orgy For ‘Ultra VIP’ Celebs In Miami

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Image Source: Flickr.com | User: purits

Exclusive sex club SNCTM is hosting celebrities for a night of “unrestricted erotic excess” in Miami. A representative said: “It’s a level of opulence and excess that other parties may try to imitate but cannot achieve.” Membership to the elite group costs between $12,000 and $75,000—and the highest level members take part in a blood oath.

SNCTM says: “Our events cultivate a level of comfort where our guests can open up and explore their deepest fantasies. It’s not uncommon that guests will be found writhing in beds of four, five, six beautiful people.” The owner adds, “I can’t speak of the activities they partake in but it encompasses every fantasy you can imagine – often times they surprise even me.” An eight-part series titled Naked SNCTM on Showtime offers a candid look behind the scenes of the club’s Eyes Wide Shut-style events, which mix erotic theater, S&M and masquerade.

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Check out more about the celebrity sex club’s Miami orgy: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7767005/Worlds-elite-sex-club-hosts-VIP-orgy-celebrities.html

Woman Ends Up In ER After Sex Triggers Allergic Reaction

condomsA woman suffered an allergic reaction after having unprotected sex with her partner who was prescribed an antibiotic. The woman has an allergy to penicillin—and went into anaphylactic shock within an hour of fucking. At the ER, doctors learned about the husband’s medication, and decided that the woman’s reaction was caused by “seminal transfer of nafcillin,” which they wrote in their report published in The American Journal of Medicine.

After receiving treatment for her anaphylaxis, they sent her home with an EpiPen prescription, and advised her to steer clear of sex with her husband for at least a week after he completed his course of antibiotics. This is the third known case study of its kind, doctors said, including an incident involving a woman from Spain whose allergy to amoxicillin kicked-in after performing oral sex. When good sex goes bad…

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Check out more about a woman who had an allergic reaction to her partner’s cum: https://nypost.com/2019/11/07/woman-ends-up-in-er-after-unprotected-sex-triggers-penicillin-allergy/

People Will Say Anything If It Leads To Sex, Study Finds

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Image Source: Flickr.com | User: purits

When it comes to getting laid, people will literally say anything. A new study finds that the human brain is hard wired to tell tall tales and outright lie to potential sex partners. “When the possibility of sex looms, people are more likely to change their attitudes and engage in deceptive self-presentation. In other words they conform, embellish, and sometimes lie,” wrote the researchers.

Researchers studied more than 600 heterosexual students about their behaviors while interacting with members of the opposite sex. They found that participants would contradict themselves, exaggerate answers, or simply lie about certain topics to make a connection with an attractive stranger—such as under-estimating their number of past sexual partners. “When your sexual system is activated you are motivated to present yourself in the best light possible. That means you’ll tell a stranger things that make you look better than you really are,” researchers explain.

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Check out more about a study showing that people will say anything if it might lead to sex: https://nypost.com/2019/11/05/people-will-say-just-about-anything-if-encounter-leads-to-sex-study/

These Cities Have The Hottest Sex In Winter

volcanoIt seems cold winter nights get Americans hot and bothered. The Kinsey Institute’s sexperts asked 5,000 people of “all ages, ethnicities, incomes and walks of life” about their sex lives to determine how much or little sex people have in winter. The research considered the amount of casual dating that goes on in a given city, as well as the amount of sex locals are having, to rank American cities’ seasonal sex lives.

The study found that frigid Midwestern city Indianapolis took the top spot with the most sex in winter. Other cities that know how to stay warm when it’s cold outside include Denver, Chicago and Columbus, which took spots three, four and eight, respectively. But while cold-weather states took many of the top spots, San Diego actually ranked No. 2.

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Check out more about which cities have the most sex in winter: https://nypost.com/2019/11/06/these-us-cities-have-the-hottest-sex-in-cold-winter-months-survey/

Facebook Will Ban Sexual Uses Of The Peach And Eggplant Emoji

peachFacebook is cracking down on sexual uses of the eggplant and peach emoji. The symbols, which have become synonymous with sex, have been banned from Facebook and Instagram (which is owned by Facebook) under the new sexual solicitation guidelines. Using “commonly sexual emoji” could result in the removal of an account on the social media sites.

However, Facebook’s standards do specify that the emoji must be used with a “sexual offer or ask” to be considered a violation. “[Content] will only be removed from Facebook and Instagram if it contains a sexual emoji alongside an implicit or indirect ask for nude imagery, sex or sexual partners, or sex chat conversations,” an Instagram representative said. The new updates are not without controversy, especially among sex workers who can no longer share nude or suggestive material online.

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Check out more about Facebook banning sexual uses of the peach and eggplant emoji: https://www.dailydot.com/debug/peach-eggplant-emoji-sexual-solicitation/

The Best Ghost Porn

Fuzzy (Fuzzy Gerdes Follow)If you’ve ever wanted to fuck a sexy ghost, you can live out your fantasies through ghost porn. For realistic ghost sex porn, check out ImMeganLive’s video “Ghost Sex” on ManyVids—the clip shows Megan having rough sex with a mysterious and unexpected guest, complete with a ghastly creampie. Other must-watches include Ariel Anderssen’s “Phone Sex & Ghost Sex” and KaylaKissXO’s “Velma and the Penetrating Poltergeist.”

Ghost porn comics and visual novels are also incredibly popular, including Momo Impact’s Cram Session which follows a college student who ends up possessed by a horny ghost that can only be laid to rest by getting laid. For a supernatural-themed lesbian ghost encounter, S.W. Searle’s porn comic Haunted follows two lovers investigating a paranormal phenomenon—and getting “intimate” with the case. And for gay ghost porn, there’s Miyuli’s Got My Ghost? and Yana Goya’s Ghost.

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Check out more about ghost porn: https://www.dailydot.com/irl/ghost-sex-porn-stories/

Kayne West Asked People Working On His Album Not To Have Premarital Sex

adult-1822413_640Kayne West had an ambitious request of the people working on his new album: refraining from premarital sex. West revealed he was exposed to pornography from a young age and said he was addicted to sex. “Some people drown themselves in drugs, and I drown myself in my addiction: sex,” he said.

Discussing the production of his new album Jesus Is King, West said he asked those working on the album not to have sex before marriage. He said: “There were times where I was asking people not to have premarital sex while they were working on the album.” West, who considers himself a Christian, believes refraining from sex will allow his workers to “focus” better: “I thought if we could all focus and fast – families who pray together stay together.”

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Check out more about Kayne West asking the people working on his album to not have sex before marriage: https://www.theguardian.com/music/2019/oct/24/kanye-west-jesus-is-king-music-sex?