Australian Health Authorities Give Bizarre COVID Sex Advice

Australia’s government has released a bizarre list of Covid-safe guidelines for the bedroom that has citizens scratching their heads. One bewildering suggestion in particular: staying 1.5 meters apart during sex. “Sadly, sex with someone outside of your household or bubble still carries risk and is not recommended due to the 1.5 metre physical distancing in place,” the government website states.

NSW Health goes on to recommend “mutual masturbation” or the act of pleasuring yourself in front of a partner while keeping a physical distance. Other tips include to wash sex toys before and after use and to use condoms and dental dams. Another suggestion is “hot messaging” or getting intimate over phone or video chats.

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Check out more about Australia’s strange new COVID sex guide: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9126281/BIZARRE-sex-advice-health-authorities-giving-Australians.html

Survey Finds Cheaters Want COVID Vaccine So They Can Have ‘Responsible’ Affairs

Players are gonna play—even during a pandemic. A new survey from an extramarital affairs site found four out of 10 cheaters would like to receive a COVID-19 vaccine so they can “responsibly continue having in-person affairs.” The affairs dating site said, “With a potential solution to a seemingly never-ending pandemic within our reach and infidelity proving itself to be instrumental in lasting marriages, it would make sense that many of our members would want to receive the vaccine.”

In a separate study, the site found that 41 percent of cheaters sought out their first affair due to boredom under shelter-in-place orders. Moreover, 63 percent of members said they partook in an affair just as much or more often than they did in 2019. As one user says, “There was nothing about a 24/7 lockdown in my wedding vows. Even though we have a good relationship, he can’t fulfill me the way I need to be, so quarantine has actually made me want to connect with outside partners even more so than beforehand.”

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Check out more about a survey finding cheaters want the COVID vaccine to continue cheating: https://nypost.com/2020/12/16/survey-finds-cheaters-want-covid-19-vaccine-so-they-can-have-responsible-affairs/

‘Bad Sex In Fiction’ Award Canceled For 2020

The judges of the annual Bad Sex in Fiction award decided to spare readers this year from the usual cringeworthy passages. It seems fictional bad sex is just too much for folks to handle in the hellish coronavirus pandemic-stricken year of 2020. The judges of the annual prize “felt that the public had been subjected to too many bad things this year to justify exposing it to bad sex as well,” the magazine said.

“With lockdown regulations giving rise to all manner of novel sexual practices, the judges anticipate a rash of entries next year. Authors are reminded that cybersex and other forms of home entertainment fall within the purview of this award,” a spokesperson for the judges said in a statement. “Scenes set in fields, parks or back yards, or indoors with the windows open and fewer than six people present will not be exempt from scrutiny either,” the spokesperson added. Since 1993, the Bad Sex in Fiction Award has honored the year’s “most outstandingly awful scene of sexual description in an otherwise good novel”—past winners include Tom Wolfe and Morrissey.

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Check out more about the Bad Sex in Fiction award getting canceled for 2020: https://nypost.com/2020/12/08/no-bad-sex-in-fiction-award-in-2020/

There’s Now COVID-Test Fetishists

There really is a fetish for everything—even COVID-19 tests. Some people genuinely derive pleasure from being deeply nasal-swabbed for the coronavirus. “It’s kind of like when you eat something spicy, and it clears your sinuses,” says one fetishist about why he enjoys the interaction with his “nussy”—a mashup of “nose” and “pussy.”

“I was almost mad the most recent time I got a swab because I felt like they were too gentle,” said a fetishist, comparing the sensation of being swabbed to drinking LaCroix too fast and getting bubbles in your nose. “Got my covid test and honestly it felt good. They did my nussy RIGHT. Might do it for fun again soon,” one fan tweeted. “The most action i’ve been getting is the nurse hitting my nussy during covid tests,” said another kinky tweet.

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Check out more about COVID-19 test fetishists: https://nypost.com/2020/12/22/too-gentle-covid-test-fans-love-getting-deep-nose-swabs/

Hot Mic Catches LA Sheriff’s Deputy Having Sex At Universal Studios

An on-duty Los Angeles County sheriff’s deputy allegedly had sex with a woman near the Bates Motel section of the Universal Studios lot—and accidentally left his microphone on for a dispatcher to hear a blow-by-blow of the fuck fest. There’s a clip of the X-rated encounter between the unnamed deputy and a woman near the section of the lot in Universal City devoted to the Alfred Hitchcock classic. “Oh,” the giggling woman moans at one point. “Oh, my goodness!”

A female dispatcher then alerts the deputy that he had an “open mic” as the woman continues to moan and breathe heavily. The deputy does not respond to the dispatcher—and it’s unclear whether he was inside his patrol cruiser or was outside the vehicle nearby. This is the X-rated way to get some excitement at Universal Studios…

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Check out more about a LA sheriff accidentally leaving his mic on while having sex at Universal Studios: https://nypost.com/2020/12/23/open-mic-catches-la-deputy-having-sex-at-universal-studios/

Study Finds Couples Forgo Sex On Christmas, But Fuck On New Years

A new study finds the run up to Christmas is not a popular window for sex—unlike New Years. Researchers looked at sex log data from half a million women worldwide, finding a lull in sexual activity leading up to Christmas Day. Christmas Day itself saw slightly elevated levels of sex on average across four countries.

Overall, sexual activity grew after Christmas and peaked in the New Year, suggesting champagne is the perfect inspiration for getting frisky. ‘One pattern consistent among countries was decreased sexual activity in the three days before Christmas, which was followed by elevated sexual activity on Christmas and the three days after,’ say the experts, who are from Stanford University in California and Columbia University in New York. ‘For all locations, New Year had the highest magnitude increase in sexual activity.’

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Check out more about a study showing couples skip sex on Christmas but fuck on New Years: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-9082167/Sex-menu-couples-Christmas-study-finds.html

Halle Berry Responds To Rumor That She’s Bad In Bed

Halle Berry is laughing off negative comments LisaRaye McCoy made about her sex life. On Fox Soul’s “Cocktails With Queens,” McCoy and her co-hosts, Claudia Jordan, Vivica A. Fox, and Syleena Johnson, first discussed whether Toni Braxton was a good lover: “Toni Braxton got some fine men back in the day, said Jordan. McCoy responded, “We don’t know what she’s doing in the bedroom. It could be like Halle Berry.”

When Jordan asked McCoy to clarify whether she was insinuating that Halle Berry was a bad lover, the “Single Ladies” star said, “That’s what they say. That’s what I read, and that’s what I heard.” Berry then retweeted an article that covered the “Cocktails With Queens” segment, and wrote, “Ms. @TheRealLRaye1, ask my man @vanhunt he’ll tell ya all y’all need ta know,” with a crying-laughing emoji. Berry’s sex life has been a topic of conversation recently after she talked about her first orgasm: “I remember my first orgasm,” Berry said in an Instagram Live chat. “I did it to myself.”

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Check out more about a rumor that Halle Berry’s bad in bed: https://pagesix.com/2020/11/26/halle-berry-responds-to-comments-that-shes-bad-in-bed/

Sex Therapist Recommends ‘Sex Diet’

One sex therapist believes she’s discovered the secret to “turbo-charging” your sex life: a sex diet. She believes that what we eat directly affects out ability to have good sex, saying “It’s about improving the very quality of the sex we have by regulating and boosting libido and increasing the power of our orgasms.” Specifically, she’s talking about “sex foods.”

She explains that some foods increase levels of a molecule called nitric oxide, which widens the blood vessels and delivers more blood to our sex organs for a better night of fucking. She argues that eating the right food can “undoubtedly improve performance over time, leading to superior, sustained sex in the long run.” Some of her recommendations include eating spinach for strengthening libido, getting sensual with a sex smoothie, and boosting desire with Omega 3.

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Check out more about a sex diet for better sex: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-8975447/Sizzling-sex-diet-make-fall-love-again.html

British Airways Flight Attendant Sells ‘Sex Between Flights’

A flight attendant for British Airways has a very tempting offer for travelers: fucking. The British Airways stewardess “is selling sex between flights and even offering paying customers the chance to join the Mile High Club.” The flight attendant posts racy pictures on her Facebook page while onboard in her uniform.

Images include her in her underwear, pulling up her skirt, hidden in the galley out of sight of passengers, and one with her legs propped up captioned: “Dear passenger, I am your in flight entertainment. What would you like me to do?” The anonymous flight attendant also earns extra cash by selling her panties online for £25 a pair, and charges more for one-to-one services. In one of her posts, in which she is pictured with a glass of wine between her toes, she claimed she was getting drunk with her pilot “so he can do whatever he wants to me.”

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Check out more about a flight attendant selling sex between and during flights: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8995827/British-Airways-stewardess-selling-sex-flights.html

‘We Are Who We Are’ Is Getting Rave Reviews For Its Male Full Frontal Nudity

The new HBO series “We Are Who We Are” is getting a lot of attention lately for its graphic and progressive sex scenes. Tackling themes of gender fluidity and sexuality, We Are Who We Are depicts uninhibited full-frontal nudity and lesbian sex. As one fan observed: “They’ve put that new HBO series We Are Who We Are on BBC iPlayer and in episode one I’ve seen no less than five penises.”

It’s not one for the prudish; eight minutes in we see Chloë Sevigny strip naked to climb into the bath with her wife. The show delves into trans and sexual identity, with one character contemplating a sex change. There’s also a graphic sex scene between two characters who are seen embarking on a passionate affair in episode five.

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Check out more about sex scenes and full-frontal nudity in We Are Who We Are: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-9001621/Racy-drama-praised-viewers-unfiltered-portrayal-Gen-Z-teenagers.html