6 Nerdy Sex Toys

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_mens_sex_toysWe’ve got just the thing to fulfill every Sci-Fi and Fantasy nerd’s hottest dreams: nerdy sex toys! Whether you’re a fan of Game Of Thrones or Star Wars, there’s a sex toy out there just waiting for you to unlock its magic. Here are 6 cleverly-shaped sex toys to make your nerdy fantasies a reality.

  1. Game of Moans Long ShaftEver wanted a piece of John Snow’s famous sword (wink wink)? Now you literally can, with this dildo aptly named “longshaft.”
  2. Unicorn Horn DildoHarness the power of your (ahem) inner unicorn with these fun, colorful sex toys! According to Geeky Sex Toys, “this legendary mysteriously mystical dildo will help stimulate the most magical orgasms.”
  3. Bad DragonThis naughty dragon has an extra “tongue” to stimulate either the clit or prostrate. It’s also perfect for both vaginal and anal play.
  4. Darth VibratorThis powerful wand will take your orgasm to the dark side. The force is strong with this sex toy!
  5. Möan-lnir
    “Thor’s powerful hammer, Mjolnir, now comes in a cleverly-designed dildo version: Möan-lnir. Don’t worry, it’s not the hammer-head you’re supposed to put into your body, but the 7-inch-long, hard silicon handle,” reports Refinery29. Hot!
  6. CumoraIf you’ve been lusting after Guardian of the Galaxy’s sexy Gamora, now you can fulfill your dirtiest fantasies with this silicone fleshlight!

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Check out more nerdy sex toys: https://www.refinery29.com/nerdy-sex-toys-for-geeks#slide-15

Bondage Blacksmith Forges Kinky Fetish Gear

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_sexual_dominatrixA blacksmith in the UK turned his business around by creating sex metal bondage gear to BDSM enthusiasts. He specializes in normal-looking household items with secret kinky attachments. One of his masterpieces is a £15,000 hang-forged bondage bed with a leather headboard, a hidden mirrored ceiling and a drop-down cabinet for sex toys.

Though he now earns thousands with his own line of bondage equipment called Hidden. In Plain Site, he started out by chance when a friend of a friend asked him to make a metal bondage chair for a couple who are into BDSM. Along with producing high-end products, much of his business is centered on making metal cuffs and collars, which are very popular with the BDSM community. He even makes “permanent cuffs,” which a customer must sign a waiver for before having them put on because once fitted, they cannot be removed before they’re cut off, and usually cost between £300 and £600.

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Check out more about the bondage blacksmith: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-5637717/Struggling-blacksmith-creates-sexy-metal-bondage-gear.html

Royal Fanatics Can Now Buy Royal Wedding-Themed Sex Toys

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_bargirlIf you are very excited about the upcoming royal wedding, you can start celebrating right now—with limited-edition royal wedding-themed sex toys. Online adult toy retailers Lovehoney—who were actually honored with the Queen’s Award for Enterprise at Buckingham Palace—are selling the mini vibrators for $14. The Royal Wedding Vibrating Love Ring is available in gold, and a Markle Sparkle Vibrating Finger Ring is on sale in silver.

The director of Lovehoney explained that since “Harry and Meghan are the sexiest thing to happen to the royals in years” it would be fun “to produce two very different kinds of ring in gold and silver for the most passionate royalists.” The popular couples’ toys include a cock ring to “slip onto his Prince Charming,” and a vibrating finger ring for clit stimulation. “They will help couples all over the world to celebrate the Windsor Castle wedding with a bang.”

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Check out more about royal wedding-themed sex toys: https://nypost.com/2018/04/26/royal-fanatics-can-now-buy-royal-wedding-themed-sex-toys/

Be A Hero In The Bedroom With These ‘Avengers’ Sex Toys

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_mens_sex_toysAs if the new Avengers movie wasn’t thrilling enough, now fans have something even more exciting to look forward to. An Australian sex toy company called Geeky Sex Toys is debuting a new line of Avengers-themed adult novelties in anticipation of Avengers: Infinity War. The company tweeted this teaser: “The time has come!! We are very excited to release out new team of superheroes into the hands of all your naughty nerds!!”

Daily Dot reports, “There’s a naughty version of Thor’s trusty hammer mjölnir, a golden ‘Infinity Fist’ toy, and even a replica of what the company thinks the Hulk’s anatomy looks like.” That’s right: giant green dildos, Captain America butt plugs, and so much more for fans to enjoy. Rest assured, these are not gag gifts (which is reflected in the price), but quality, body-safe sex toys for fans who actually want to get off with Thor’s hammer.

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Check out more about Avengers-themed sex toys: https://www.dailydot.com/parsec/avengers-sex-toys-marvel/

Staten Islanders Are Really Into Kinky Sex

Screenshot 2016-09-06 03.44.02New York City’s least populous and most conservative borough is also its kinkiest. That’s right: in the city that never sleeps, Staten Island is staying up all night getting its freak on! According to the NY Post, Staten Island is leading the way in online sex-product purchases and BDSM website registrations.

“Kinky” Island not only bought the most sex toys but also dominated (pun intended!) the registration list of the membership-based Wasteland.com, aka “the Internet’s oldest and most popular BDSM, fetish and alternative sexuality site.” NY Post says, “Of the 68,791 New Yorkers who registered on the site in the last year and half, 21,326 — or 31% — were from Staten Island, followed by Brooklyn (19,263; 28%); Manhattan (16,511; 24%); Queens (8,252; 12%) and The Bronx (3,439; 5%).” In the words of Wasteland.com: “Welcome to the porn industry, where nothing is obvious.”

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Check out more about how Staten Islanders are really into kink: https://nypost.com/2016/07/31/staten-islanders-are-really-into-kinky-sex/

These Vibrating Panties Are A Party In Your Pants

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You know what’s even better than sexy panties? Slipping a vibrator inside them! Whether you wear vibrating panties as you go about your day or let someone else operate them using a remote control or app, they’ll make using a vibrator that much more exciting—not to mention hands-free! Here are the best vibrating panties for your next party in your pants.

  1. Lovehoney Secrets Remote Control 5 Function Vibrating Panties
    This vibrator is large enough to be enjoyed inside your usual, everyday panty.
  2. Coco de Mer Fifty Shades Freed My Body Blooms Rechargeable Panty Vi
    Fans of the latest Fifty Shades movie will love letting their partner take control and live out this hot Anastasia and Christian Grey fantasy.
  3. OhMiBod Ohmibod Club Vibe 2.Oh!
    This small vibrator can be slipped into the crotch of a lace thong and controlled up to 20 feet away. There’s even a “club mode” that allows the vibrator to pulse in sync with the music or sounds around you.
  4. CalExotics Lock-n-Play Remote Panty Vibe
    Magnetic wings ensure your vibrator will stay securely in place, so you can relax as you travel around town.
  5. Lovehoney Desire Luxury USB Remote Control Panty Vibrator
    When in public, it doesn’t get more discreet than this saddle-shaped vibrator. It’s USB rechargeable and comes with a pair of lace briefs.

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Check out more of the best vibrating panties: https://www.refinery29.com/best-vibrating-panties-reviews#slide-5

Inside Germany’s First Sex Doll Brothel

Germany has joined countries like Japan and Spain in offering a unique sex establishment: sex doll brothels. Bordoll is run by a young madam who operates a brothel and BDSM studio, which now offers clients the option of having sex with one of 11 silicon sex dolls. For $60 for 30 minutes or $90 for an hour curious customers can experience what it’s like to fuck a premium sex doll.

The madam estimates that 30 percent of guests just want to experience what it’s like to have sex with a doll, while 70 percent become regular customers, some of whom travel for miles just for the experience. “These are Next Top Model standard girls,” she boasts. “Most guys would be too intimated to approach a real woman if she looked this good.” She also explains that men like being able to act out their fantasies on a doll, describing the experience as “95 percent” like sleeping with a real women.

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Check out more about the first sex doll brothel in Germany: https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/a37g7k/zu-besuch-in-deutschlands-erstem-sexpuppen-bordell

New Sex Doll Has a ‘Family Mode’

Japan Invents High Tech Realistic Looking Sex DollsA man recently introduced his hyper-realistic sex robot to the world by bringing her on a popular morning show in the UK. You can imagine shocked viewers reactions when he explained that “Samantha” hangs out with his wife and children. The man is co-founder of a website that sells lifelike sex robots—which apparently come with a “family mode” that prevents the dolls from saying anything x-rated in mixed company.

“She can talk about animals, she can talk about philosophy, she can talk about science. She has programmed 1,000 jokes,” explained the man’s wife. She defended having a sex robot around her children by saying that it “helps people” because there’s no reason to have an affair. She also added that she has threesomes with Samantha and her husband, which has added a lot of fun to their sex life.

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Check out more about the sex doll with a “family mode”: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-4876014/Man-created-3-500-lifelike-sex-doll-that.html

Bandits Reportedly Execute Largest Sex Toy Heist In History

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_dildosGermany is shocked to learn of a sex toy heist believed to be the largest ever in history. According to the NY Post, bandits “gave a vibrator company the shaft” recently when they snatched nearly $57,000 in erotic goods from a Berlin-based sex trade show. Fun Toys London, who was robbed at the Venus Exhibition, posted on Facebook that it was “the largest recorded theft of sex toys in history.”

The violated sex toy company had passed out samples of kinky treats at the convention, packing the leftovers in boxes at the end of the event. But when they returned to pick them up the next day, they discovered all the boxes empty and the sex toys ransacked. Fun Toys makes a range of sex toys for women and men with the slogan “Orgasm Delivery.” With any luck, the sex toy company will get to see the bandits’ O-face—when they get caught.

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Here’s more about the largest sex toy heist in history: https://nypost.com/2017/10/20/bandits-execute-largest-sex-toy-heist-in-history/

The ‘Fifty Shades Freed’ Sex Toy Line Has Arrived

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Fans who just can’t wait for the latest Fifty Shades movie to hit theaters can now get the next best thing: Fifty Shades Freed-themed sex toys. Sex toy retailer Lovehoney just launched a new line of sex toys inspired by the third and final installment of the Fifty Shades series. The new collection includes everything an eager fan could want, from vibrators to nipple chains, stimulating rings, and silk ropes.

With a total of 17 BDSM products, Fifty Shades fans as well as regular kinksters will definitely be satisfied. The collection is inspired by the characters’ erotic journey throughout the series: “Lots of people got their first taste of pleasure products and soft bondage from reading the books. In Fifty Shades Freed, Ana and Christian are starting to settle into married life and their sex life evolves into something more intimate,” said Lovehoney. “The products are designed for fans of the Fifty Shades books who want to inject some mystery and intrigue into the bedroom.”

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Check out more about the new Fifty Shades Freed sex toy line: https://www.refinery29.com/2017/11/179871/fifty-shades-freed-sex-toys