Pornhub is giving Fitbit a run for their money with the Wankband, a new wearable that lets you charge gadgets by jerking off. Pornhub acknowledges in their promotional video (watch below) that watching porn on the internet contributes to the growing problem of energy consumption that can pollute as it creates, which is why they’re going to “show men how they can save the planet by doing what they do best.” The Wankband is a wearable for the tech era that “allows men to love the planet by loving themselves.”
The device gains power from motion via a small inner valve in the band that generates and stores energy when you move your hand up and down with each loving stroke. You can plug any chargeable device into the USB port on the band—tablet, phone, laptop—to create “dirty energy.” The device is unisex, so it’ll work for men and women who want to turn their special alone time into productive, save-the-planet time. As Pornhub says, “the power is in your hand!”
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Check out Pornhub’s video for the Wankband here!
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