The Pussy Beauty Pageant

1435975150441.cachedThe traditional beauty pageant is getting a bit of a make-over with its newest erotic counter-part: the “World’s Most Beautiful Vagina.” It’s a crowdsourced contest that anyone with an internet connection and a pussy can enter. Thousands of men and women can vote on their favorite vajayjay using a scale of one to ten (one for “not hot” and ten for “super hot”). The winner with the nicest lady parts will get $5,000 and a trip to Los Angeles. There, her popular pussy will get 3-D scanned to be used as a sex toy!

The contest is the mastermind of sex toy entrepreneur Brian Sloan, who wanted to up-grade his popular blowjob simulator, the Autoblow2, with vagina sleeves instead of a rubber mouth. Sloan says, “There are stock vaginas available at factories, but I thought it would be nice to deduce what kind of vaginal appearance my customers prefer and then design vagina sleeves based on their feedback.” So far, the contest has received 150 (pussy) participants, and about one million votes from all over the world!

Well, this sure seems like one contest Donald Trump will not be endorsing any time soon! Want to celebrate the beauty of lady parts with us? We’ve got plenty of beauty and personality right here!

Check out more about “World’s Most Beautiful Vagina!”

The New and Improved Magic Wand

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Courtesy of hitachimagic.com

Many women have called the Magic Wand their favorite, go-to sex toy—until the Doxy came out. Doxy offered many of the same features and niceties as the Magic Wand—a similar shaped head, strong vibrations, magically intense orgasms—but with a sleeker, more usable design. So imagine how pleasantly surprised these former Magic Wand enthusiasts will be when they find out that their beloved sex toy just stepped back into their lives after all these years with a whole new look and feel.

Introducing, the new Magic Wand (check out Oh Joy Sex Toy’s comic about Doxy vs. the new Magic Wand below). Gone are the days of those pesky design flaws: the short cord, the huge, cumbersome size, only two (super intense!) speeds, and the chunky and unattractive head. It’s now rechargeable (!), has a bigger and softer head, a smaller base, and 4 speeds and 4 vibe patterns! While the Doxy does have many of these features, it’s slightly more expensive and is not cordless and rechargeable. Looks like the new Magic Wand could become many a girl’s number one self-love friend once again!

Want to have some mind-blowing experiences yourself? Come make some magic with us!

Check out Oh Joy Sex Toy’s comic and revamped Magic Wand review here.

The New “Smart” Sex Toy That Will Transform Your Sex Life

Screen Shot 2015-06-18 at 2.52.11 PMEverybody knows about amazing modern devices that allow us to enhance and improve our lives in exciting new ways. But what if we told you that a new “smart” sex toy is aiming to transform people’s sex lives in equally exciting ways? Introducing the Lovely, the wearable that is basically like a Fitbit for your cock. You wear it during sex, and not only does it act like a vibrating cock ring—great for stimulating the clit as well as enlarging the penis—but it also can track your sexual activity!

This means that it can track the number of thrusts or calories burned, to the intensity of the sex. And, according to the device’s designers, it can help you to “have even better sex next time” by recommending different sex positions and personalized advice depending on your tastes, kinks, and how you like to get it on. But best of all: the device isn’t just for straight couples. One rep of the Lovely says, “You can put this wearable on a dildo, you can put it on your fingers, you can use it on a toy on yourself.” Well, how lovely!

Want to have some “personalized” fun with us? We are all about stimulating and innovative experiences!

Check out more about the Lovely here.

Nikita, the Gun-Shaped Dildo

sideview001The Nikita is a gun-shaped dildo that, as its designer says, “shoots orgasms.” It’s a six-inch silicone sex toy with a vibrating sleeve that started as an art project and became a fully functioning dildo (and conversation piece!). While the dildo’s gun-shape may not be for everyone, the artist who created the Nikita is hoping to inspire people to explore their sexuality while engaging with the toy and its subject matter—both serious and playful—at the same time.

The dildo-gun is the perfect shape to hit all the right spots, and its trigger functions as a tickler to stimulate the clit and the prostate. The Nikita can also be used as a hands-free strap-on—simply insert the base of the toy into the pussy and fire away! And the handle allows you to have more control for hitting different angles and spots, alone or with a partner, since it’s much easier to grip than most dildos. Since the artist wanted to bring some levity and playfulness to a pretty heavy subject, she found that with the Nikita, she could spark important dialogue and help people to get off in fun new ways. Sounds like a win-win to us!

Looking for some dangerous fun yourself? Bring that big gun our way, cowboy!

Check out more about the Nikita here.

Here’s a Dildo To Store Your Loved One’s Ashes

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_zombieA Dutch designer invented a new type of sex toy to help the bereaved mourn their loved one’s passing: a dildo they can store their ashes in! The dildo-urn is part of a “21 Grams” memory box that allows people to literally remember their dead lover. The designer explained that he had “read an article about widows, taboos and sex and intimacy” and wanted to “combine these themes and make an object that is about love and missing and intimacy.”

In addition to the dildo-O-death, the memory box comes with a perfume diffuser to appropriately set the mood with the deceased’s scent, and an iPod holder for the bereaved to listen to songs that remind them of the departed. The box can also hold other keepsakes that remind the mourner of their lover (naked selfies? Their panties?), as well as a brass key that can be worn as a pendant (or as a great conversation piece!). This designer has really taken the idea of “feeling close” to one’s dearly departed to a whole new level!

Want to get close and intimate with us? We don’t mind pushing taboos, but we’ll take our sex toys the good ole fashioned way, thank you very much!

Check out more about this morbid dildo here!