Tag: Sex Stories

6 Crazy Stories Of Using Food During Sex

18501126518_249aa0ec57_zBuzzFeed readers were hungry for crazy sex stories—specifically, ones that involve food. From champagne and chocolate to ice, these real food-sex tales will make you think twice before busting out the whipped cream. Here are the ones that will leave you craving more.

  1. “We were staying in and eating sandwiches. I focused on watching the TV. Suddenly, he started eating me out, and while I was still chowing down on a sandwich — fully loaded with cheese, tomato, turkey breast. I felt like Scooby-Doo.” Oooooh, Scooby snacks!
  2. “One time, my ex-boytoy handcuffed me to the bed, blindfolded me, and went to work with ice and whipped cream. Delicious! When he started going down on me, the ice slipped right inside me. Finally, he decided to try to, uh, suck the ice out — and it worked!” Caution: slippery when wet!
  3. “The boy and I went to a swanky motel, and we decided to order some champagne. Everything was going very well, until he decided to pour a little on me. The problem though is that he poured it on my tummy, and it slid down to my crotch. That shit must have been about 8,217,273 degrees below zero. it had flash-frozen my ‘little girl.’” When champagne goes wrong…
  4. “I’ve eaten strawberry yogurt while using a guy’s dick as a spoon. It’s actually a beautiful thing.” Delicious!
  5. “Nutella seriously fucks shit up. It looks like somebody had diarrhea in the bed. Don’t use it to step up oral sex. It’s not worth it.” Maybe stick to chocolate sauce?
  6. “I’ve never used food during sex, but this once, I was right on the brink of climax when he shoved a chocolate in my mouth.” Hot!

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Check out more nutty food-sex stories: https://www.buzzfeed.com/victornascimento/maybe-rethink-that-whipped-cream-ok

7 Sex Stories That Are Both Hilarious and Cringeworthy

LetsTalkSexSometimes it’s possible for sex to be both hilarious and horrifying. And these real sex stories definitely check both boxes. Here are the most cringeworthy sex horror stories from BuzzFeed readers (check out more below).

  1. The cum stain“I was on top of my boyfriend, jerking him off. He came all over himself and we cleaned everything. That afternoon I went to my grandma’s house, and it was only when sitting all together with my family that I noticed that some of his cum had shot onto my black shirt. I then had to go run some errands with my boyfriend with a cum-stained shirt.” Lots of stares!
  2. The blizzard “We started having no-blankets-on, bare-ass-naked sex, and all of the sudden I heard a ‘WOAH guys!’My grandpa was standing in the doorway holding two Blizzards. We scurried under the blankets, he walked over, handed us the Blizzards, and left.” Thanks for the refreshments, grandpa!
  3. Vacation sex gone wrong“My (former) boyfriend and I started fooling around while we were in one of those huge two-people hammocks while on vacation in Mexico. Mid-romp, the hammock busted and I fell, shoulder first, into the tree stump under the hammock net. I spent two days in a Mexican community hospital and left Mexico with a fractured arm, no tan, and enough shame to last a lifetime.” Wah wah wah.
  4. Jaw-dropping pussy eating“I was hooking up with my brother’s friend, and he started going down on me, getting ~really~ into it. When he finally came up for air, he tried to say something but literally couldn’t speak!He couldn’t move his jaw! I had to call an ambulance and the doctor had to yank his jaw back into place.” Now that’ssome enthusiastic head!
  5. The quick clean-up“I once had sex in a changing room at the mall. When we finished, there was a *mess* on the floor. We had nothing with us to clean it up, so I hope no one bought the jacket we used on the floor.” You fuck it you bought it?
  6. The unexpected queef“Everything was hot and steamy and romantic while hooking up with my boyfriend…until I let out a huge queef on his dick. While he was inside me. It sounded like a deflated balloon.” Whoops!
  7. The Jaws (sex) scene“We were going for round two in the early morning the next day, only for him to look down and see a bunch of blood. My period had came a week early. After showering, and laying in bed, my boyfriend said, ‘It was like a shark attacked my dick!’” Nothing like a good horror movie to set the mood!

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Check out more sex horror stories: https://www.buzzfeed.com/cieravelarde/sex-horror-stories-from-horror-story-a-day

6 Times Sex Got Pretty Damn Kinky In 2017

condomsWe are proclaiming 2017 as the “Year of Kink”. Even though the year’s now over, we’re looking back on all the hot kinky sex that was had. Get ready for 6 kinky sex stories from 2017.

  1. “He lifted me on to the professor’s podium and started to eat me out. I moaned ‘professor, how can I bring my grade up? I need to pass this class.’ He picked me up and threw me onto the professor’s table, demanding I give him head. After doing so, he pinned my arms above my head and fucked me.” Hot for teacher!
  2. “I had sex inside of an active volcano next to the world’s largest lava lake. We repelled down into the crater and camped on the interior plateau overlooking the lava. Luckily the only explosions were figurative.” Hot hot hot!
  3. “A few highlights include sharing my partner’s cock with his other partner and spitting his cum into her mouth after he finished. Also, my own experience with bimboification – a partner and I enjoy playing with hypnosis and ‘reprogramming’.” A hypnotic experience!
  4. “I worked at a shop as a fitting room operator. At the time, I had a fuck buddy in another department. For his birthday, I sucked him off in the fitting room.” The perfect birthday gift for a fuck buddy!
  5. “I had sex doggy style in a movie theatre while the lights were still on and people were walking in.” X-rated!
  6. “I bought a dildo for the first time. My boyfriend tied me up and put it in my ass and spanked me with a crop. He pulled it out just as I was on the brink and had sex with me while pulling my hair and came on my back. It was the best orgasm I’ve ever had.” Sexy!

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Check out more kinky sex stories of 2017: https://www.buzzfeed.com/benhenry/a-kinky-2017

6 Kinky-As-Fuck Sex Stories

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_sex9What’s the kinkiest thing you’ve ever done? If you’re looking to reach even kinkier heights, these very kinky sex stories are sure to inspire you. Here are 6 real life, kinky-as-fuck things people have actually done during sex.

  1. “I flew to New York City to visit a friend, and he threw me a full-blown orgy. There were nine people, and at one point I was chained to a bed and blindfolded and had to guess which of the other eight people was going down on me.”
    Now that’s a good surprise party!
  2. “I once had sex with a father and son at the same time. The son was my age (30), and the father was in his 50s. It wasn’t something I had sought out or fantasized about, but when it happened it wound up being incredibly erotic!”
    A true family affair!
  3. “While my boyfriend and I were having sex, he stuck a water bottle in my vagina and his dick up my ass. Then he tried fisting me in both orifices.”
    Kinky. As. Fuck!
  4. “When my boyfriend was out of town, and we were both horny as fuck, we decided that I should go to the bathhouse alone and have another patron use my phone to FaceTime my boyfriend while he went to Pound Town on my butt with a big dildo. Then I got into a sling while several men took turns fucking me and others sucked and jerked me off, all while my boyfriend watched.”
    Good times at the bathhouse!
  5. “Two Thai ladyboy’s were undressed with their cocks out. I had one in my hand and the other in my mouth. It soon evolved from there, and the highlights included my being spit-roasted by them (so good!), multiple 69-ing, and pretty much every hole being filled multiple times.”
    Hot!
  6. “I went to a bathhouse and got in the sex swing. A guy came up and started rimming me, and then a crowd started to form. He then started to fuck me. As soon as he was done, another guy was ready for a turn. All in all, 10 guys took their turn on me in a short time. It was absolutely amazing.”
    Another amazing bathhouse experience!

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Check out more kinky sex stories: https://www.buzzfeed.com/spenceralthouse/just-some-kinky-stuff

Women and Men Talk About Their Sex Lives For Four Hours Every Month

18501126518_249aa0ec57_zWhat happens in the bedroom doesn’t usually stay in the bedroom, according to a new study. As it turns out, 76 percent of Americans talk about their sex lives with another person at least once a month. In fact, the average person spends around four hours per month sharing intimate details about their sexual encounters with friends.

The survey of 2,000 adults in long-term relationships found that the most frequently discussed topics were related to how good the sex was, how long it lasted, the setting of the encounter, and, not surprisingly, dick size. It also found that 37 percent of respondents are honest about the sex, while around 30 percent exaggerate their stories, either to cause jealousy or because they’re actually bored with their sex lives. Respondents said they dished on the sex mainly as a way to catch up with friends—literally about the most intimate details of their lives.

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Check out more about the study that shows most Americans talk about their sex lives: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-5093811/People-spend-FOUR-HOURS-month-discussing-sex-lives.html

11 Sexy Halloween Stories That’ll Inspire You For The Big Night

Image: HalloweenCostumes.com

Everyone knows that Halloween is really about sexy costumes, role playing, and trying out new kinks. From strip-or-treating to getting your freak on while in costume, the people of Reddit have shared some seriously wild Halloween tales. Here are the best stories to get you in the mood thinking about All Hallows’ Eve.

  1. “Hooked up as Batman and Robin. She was Batman.”
    Bam! Pow! To the Bat-cave, Robin!
  2. “I went as a mummy one year, and got lucky that night. Unraveling me for 15 minutes was the best/funniest part!”
    A sexy strip tease!
  3. “I fucked the devil.”
    Smokin’ hot!
  4. “I went to a Halloween sex party last night… The strangest thing to me was having to navigate through a sea of sex acts for the lost sock and pants.”
    Halloween orgies are the best orgies!
  5. “I hooked up with Slenderman. Let’s just say he’s not so slender down there, if you know what I mean.”
    The mystery’s been revealed!
  6. “My GF and I tried, but it didn’t work too well: a gladiator having sex with a bunny just isn’t meant to be.”
    Well, at least you got creative with it!
  7. “Had a drunken threesome with a sexy girl baseball player and Mr. Rodgers (I was a sexy nun).”
    Strangest threesome in history?
  8. “I was dressed up as Batman, my friend was dressed up as the Flash, and my fuck bud was dressed as Superman. Long story short, Batman and the Flash got fucked by Superman.”
    This is probably someone’s fantasy…
  9. “I was dressed up as Batman, my friend was dressed up as the Flash, and my fuck bud was dressed as Superman. Long story short, Batman and the Flash got fucked by Superman.”
    Caveman sex is the tops!
  10. “We played Strip-or-treating. Whenever the doorbell rings, everyone takes off a piece of clothing!”
    Love this!
  11. “We’re going as a chicken and an egg. We’ll find out who comes first.”
    Yes!

Looking for something sexy to inspire you for next Halloween? We’ll give you something to talk about all year long here at NiteFlirt!

Check out more sexy Halloween stories: https://www.refinery29.com/2017/10/178616/halloween-sex-stories#slide-25

6 True Stories Of One Night Stands

michelleOne night stands: we’ve all had them. From hot sexual encounters to really awkward morning afters, every one night stand is different. Here are real stories from a variety of women sharing their orgasms, embarrassments, and more.

  1. “I had sex with a guy dressed as a pumpkin at a Halloween party. Unbeknownst to me, while we made out, his orange face paint smeared all over my face and would not come off, no matter how much soap I used.” That is one red, er, orange-faced walk of shame!
  2. “So I go home with this random girl. Wake up at her place in the morning, and when I get the into the kitchen, her mother is sitting at the table with a kid. Greets me with, ‘Want breakfast?'” Ummm, do you have pancakes?
  3. “When I got to his room, there was a big chalkboard on the wall covered in names and I didn’t think anything of it. When I was leaving, he asked me to sign it.” One more notch on the…chalkboard?
  4. “Met a hot guy in a club. We fuck. I fall asleep. In the morning, I wake up and all of my food in the kitchen is gone. Literally, all of it. From the fridge, from pantries, from cabinets, etc.” He must have worked up quite the appetite!
  5. “I went back to this girl’s place, hammered. I remember it kind of looking like a church. Turns out, it was (she was interning there). Basically, I had to ramble through a walk of shame the next morning (Sunday morning) past a bunch of people attending morning Mass.” Jesus, that’s awkward!
  6. “I’ve had so many crazy weekends in Montauk, but having sex with a hot guy on his share house’s porch when everyone went to sleep takes the cake. I hadn’t intended on going that far with him, but as soon as he sexily untied my wrap dress from the front, I readily took it off.” Porch sex is the best sex!

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Check out more real stories of one night stands: https://www.refinery29.com/one-night-stand#slide-23

6 Very Kinky Sex Stories

womandominatingmanWhat’s the kinkiest thing you’ve ever done? Has it involved BDSM, bodily fluids, or extreme sex acts? If so, then these very kinky sex stories will be right up your alley! Here are 6 for your reading pleasure.

  1. “I’m in a full-time Master/slave dynamic with my partner. One of my biggest kinks is piss play and humiliation. My fondest memory was having 22+ men pee on me while I was wearing a cone of shame. After being peed on, my Master forced me to sit in the pee for a long time before being allowed to shower off. It was definitely one of the hottest things I’ve ever done.” Just. Wow.
  2. “I’m all about the kink: I’ve nursed a grown man like a baby, I’ve been fisted and then had his penis inserted at the same time, and I’ve had my vagina stretched with a vaginal speculum.” This sounds intense. Literally.
  3. “My girlfriend and I are into cuckolding. We met a guy and I watched him fuck her in the ass while I sucked her toes. After he came in her ass, I licked it out and we kissed. Five minutes later, she started giving him a blowjob again. He came in her mouth, she kissed me, and then spat it into my mouth.” The couple that cuckolds together stays together?
  4. “Once, my ex and I were having sex on his couch and I asked him to cum on my breasts. When he was done, I swirled his semen over each nipple and put my finger in my mouth to lick off the rest. Then I said, ‘I’m not cleaning it up. I’m going to leave your cum on me all day.’ And I did. We went to the grocery store, the park and out to dinner.” Naughty!
  5. “My girl has a Daddy/dom fetish. Spanking and impact play are a must, usually coupled with clothespins and nipple clamps. She’s absolutely required to call me Daddy or Sir, and if not, punishment will ensue.” Yes, please, daddy!
  6. “Me and my ex had a party and in the middle of it we stealthily made our way to the back room and while we were having sex I tied her up. When we were done I left her like that and then after an hour I came back and we did it again.” Sounds like a great party!

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Check out more kinky sex stories here: https://www.buzzfeed.com/benhenry/the-kinkiest-would-you-rather-game

6 Bizarre Sex Stories That Will Make You Say WTF

wtf-1780728_640Sex should be sexy, right? Well, according to BuzzFeed, sometimes it’s just strange. Here are the most bizarre, weird, or damn awkward sex stories from BuzzFeed readers.

  1. Alternative form of protection
    Have you ever been fooling around when you realized you didn’t have a condom? For this reader, the guy she was about to bone had the bright idea to wrap his cock in the bed sheets and then dry hump!
  2. The white puddle
    This reader had unprotected sex with her bf (she has an implant and they’re both tested), and found out what happens when you have a sudden, violent sneeze after sex: “His cum came shooting out and landed in a nice puddle on the bath mat.” Perfect landing!
  3. The myth of the Kraken
    “Me and my (now ex) boyfriend were fooling around in bed. I thought it was going to lead to sex, but instead he grabbed my labia and started opening and closing it while saying, ‘Release the kraken!’” Well that’s just sinister!
  4. The overexcited butt grabber
    This reader’s bf underestimated how small she was when he grabbed her by the ass to pull her onto his face: “he catapulted my face into the wall. It broke my glasses, cut my cheek, and gave me a black eye.” No one can fault his enthusiasm!
  5. The raspberry
    “I invited a guy over who had bragged about how good he was at going down on a girl. Once he got to my place and things started heating up, he went down on me and the ‘fantastic’ move that made him ‘so good’ was to blow a raspberry on my vagina.” Smooth move, Exlax!
  6. The strap-on
    “An ex of mine (a straight yet adventurous male) enjoyed having a strap-on used on him. One night, while he was face down, ass up, taking the strap-on, he turns back to me and says, ‘I’m shitting all over the bed, aren’t I?’” Shit happens?

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Check out more bizarre sex stories: https://www.buzzfeed.com/benhenry/sneezes-are-the-enemies-of-sex

Shocking Threesome Horror Stories For Halloween

pumpkinThreesomes: super hot! But sometimes a sexy fling can turn into a freakish nightmare. Here are 6 threesome horror stories that will terrify you this Halloween!

  1. The unexpected facial
    What happens when you have a threesome with two buddies who insist you ride one while blowing the other? This: “He pushed my head really hard into him, right as he was about to cum, which made me choke and pull away. This made all of his cum spray right onto his buddy’s face, and a bit got into his mouth. I will always wonder if their friendship survived that sperm facial.”
  2. When Aunt Flow interrupts a threesome 
    “The other girl was sitting on my face, and she was really wet, so I was excited, but all of a sudden the guy was like, ‘Um, what’s on your chest?’ She apparently just started her period and her blood was all over me.” Thanks a lot, Aunt Flow!
  3. When bondage goes wrong
    Here, one member of a threesome was the literal odd man out after getting chained to the bed post: “Eventually the sex sort of migrated from one end of the bed to the other, and I couldn’t reach either of them. I was like, ‘Uh… guys?’ But they were too busy to notice. I ended up sitting on the edge of the bed and awkwardly watched my two friends have sex, just out of my reach.”
  4. The threesome virgin
    Sometimes getting it on with a threesome virgin can have disastrous consequences: “He was having sex with her from behind while she went down on me. He thrusted very hard and she accidentally CHOMPED down on my clit.” Ouch!
  5. Out of this world with Star Trek sex
    “Both guys were in full Spock cosplay when I showed up. Still had sex.” Threesome: the final frontier!
  6. Bad baby
    “A friend of a friend had a threesome with her husband and another guy, and she got pregnant with the other guy’s baby.” Oops!

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Check out more threesome horror stories here: https://www.buzzfeed.com/spenceralthouse/threesome-horror-stories