Tag: Sex Sent Me to the ER

Couple Who Had Sex While Skydiving End Up In The ER

One frisky couple came up with an interesting way to join the Mile High Club: having sex while skydiving. Unfortunately, they ended up in the hospital after the X-rated attempt. The crazy tale of mid-air fucking appeared in TLC’s Sex Sent Me to ER, which recently found its way to the internet.

In the episode, the “adrenaline-junkies” explain that they love to get their blood flowing—in more ways than one. “When it comes to sex I come up with all the ideas, I come up with a lot of different ways to try to have sex,” the woman explained—including the wild idea to get it on while free-falling. The horny pair were able to fuck while falling, but got so caught up they stopped paying attention to the quickly-approaching ground and opened their parachutes just a little too late…

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Check out more about a couple having sex while skydiving: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-9431461/Couple-adrenaline-junkies-end-hospital-having-sex-SKYDIVING.html

9 Of The Wildest Stories From ‘Sex Sent Me To The ER’

Sex Sent Me To The ER was a show on TLC that used actors to reenact real-life sex mishaps. The stories were both scary and hilarious—and definitely served as good cautionary tales. Here are some of the wildest stories:

  1. Woman had severe vaginal pains after her husband used exploding candy rocks to perform oral sex.
    When food in the bedroom goes wrong….
  2. Woman got third degree burns because her partner poured a melted gummy bear on her chest.
    This is not sticky/sweet!
  3. Guy got his penis stuck in the door knob hole while trying to having kinky sex with his girlfriend.
    Kinky in a bad way…
  4. Couple got electrocuted while having sex on a mechanical bull.
    The woman said, “and then boom! I’m getting electrocuted via my vagina.”
  5. Couple had sex on the bus during a Zombie Run and when a “zombie” spooked them, this woman jumped, and accidentally broke her nose.
    Run for your (sex) life!
  6. Guy got third degree burns on his foot because he was hooking up by an open fire.
    Hot?
  7. Man had a legless lizard slither into his urethra because he was butt naked outside in an attempt to find his “sexual spirit.”
    Maybe he was really looking for his spirit animal?
  8. Guy slipped and hit his head on a meat hook while trying to have sex with his wife in a meat freezer.
    What men will do for a piece of tail…
  9. Couple got sick from C. coli, a bacteria found in pigs, after having sex in the mud.
    Dirty, literally!

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Check out more about the best sex mishaps from ‘Sex Sent Me To The ER’: https://www.buzzfeed.com/ajanibazile/sex-sent-me-to-the-er

The Most Effed Up Sex Injuries

crimsonninjagirl(2)Maybe you’ve seen the show Sex Sent Me to the ER? Well, let’s just say that the injuries on that show are child’s play compared to the sex injury data compiled by the federal Consumer Product Safety Commission. Although the sex injuries make up less than .02% of the 2.3 million reported general injuries, they are still seriously effed up. Here are some of the worst (see more below).

Not surprisingly, most of the injuries occurred from foreign objects “disappearing” into orifices after insertion, according to Vice. Some other unfortunate accidents occurred in the, um, pelvic region. One man made a homemade cock ring from PCVP pipe rings and a ring from a horse halter. Another guy attempted to anally fuck a pencil. And, of course, there were freak accidents during hot fuck-fests: a lady gave herself a head injury when riding a guy so hard that her head lurched into the headboard. And a 19-year-old woman allegedly suffered a dental injury after a sex swing detached from the ceiling and hit her in the mouth. Ouch! The lesson here: Enter At Your Own Risk!

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Check out more of the most effed up sex injuries here: https://distractify.com/sex-relationships/2016/02/18/margot-dont-stick-it-there

When Sex Made a Commercial Airline Pilot Go Blind

Image Source: Flickr.com | User: Florian
Image Source: Flickr.com | User: Florian

If you’ve ever seen the show Sex Sent Me to the ER, you’re probably familiar with the entertaining, humorous, and always strange scenarios of sex gone awry. But the latest sexcapade on TLC’s popular show is really one for the books. It involves an airline pilot who goes temporarily blind after trying to keep up with his feisty wife’s insatiable need to fuck.

As soon as the doctor entered the examination room, he found the pilot and his wife going at it. Once they settled down, the pilot explained about going temporarily blind in his left eye—known as transient monocular blindness (TMB)—and his concern since he had to “be in the cockpit tomorrow.” When the doctor left the room and again returned to find the wife making herself comfortable in her husband’s “cockpit,” he began to wonder if the blindness wasn’t the result of all the sex they seemed to be having. The doctor realized that the pilot’s TMB was a result of an uncommon phenomenon due to orgasm: “During orgasm, blood that should flow into the eye gets redirected to the genitals, temporarily cutting off blood supply to the retina, causing blindness.” Who would’ve guessed all that high-flying sex could do that?

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Check out more about the pilot who went blind from sex here.