Martha’s Vineyard Homeowner Sues Tenant Who Used Rental As Porn Set

michelleA very unhappy Martha’s Vineyard landlady is suing her former tenants who she claims used the rental to film at least 24 X-rated films. According to the lawsuit, the tenant, a porn distributer, and his porn star partner who goes by Nica Noelle used the home to shoot unauthorized “commercial porn.” The unwitting homeowner’s furnishings and artwork feature prominently in photographs and videos posted online, including graphic sex scenes, according to the lawsuit, which also names production company Mile High Distribution Inc., its associates and two porn distribution companies as defendants.

The landlady learned of the illicit skin flicks being made in her home after Mile High and affiliated adult film actors “publicly boasted about their porn shoots on chic and tony Martha’s Vineyard,” the lawsuit alleges. She claims the defendants “utilized nearly every room” in the house to film porn, including scenes on top of a dining room table, in bathrooms, in a basement and on several sofas. Now that’s a bad, bad tenant!

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Check out more about a landlady who’s suing after her property was used as a porn set: https://nypost.com/2018/03/29/marthas-vineyard-homeowner-says-rental-was-used-as-porn-set/

8 Ridiculous Things That Happen In Every Fanfic Sex Scene

Lucifer Rose02Everyone who enjoys fanfiction knows about the time-honored and cringey tropes. It’s possible to be a fan and still laugh at the ridiculous sex scenes. Here are the worst offenders.

  1. No one ever needs lube
    Who needs lube when you can use spit, lotion that’s conveniently on the bedside table right when it’s time to get down, or even precum. As one fanfic reader says, “fic authors get hella creative. Like, pizza-grease-up-your-butt creative.”
  2. No condoms
    People always forget to use condoms because they’re too turned on to think straight. But no worries—in the magical world of fanfiction, there are never any consequences!
  3. Tongues “battling for dominance”
    Nuff said.
  4. There is no normal everyday sex. Everyone is always either ravaging someone or tenderly making love.
    There is something to be said for “normal” sex.
  5. There is no bad sex
    While fanfiction is definitely about escaping reality, sex is sometimes bad and awkward.
  6. Virgins always transform from demure innocents to total sex gods IMMEDIATELY.
    “Because are you really a worthy protagonist if you don’t have an immediate natural knack for boning?” Asked a reader.
  7. A lot of the time, the sex positions described are PHYSICALLY IMPOSSIBLE.
    “Are y’all fucking or playing X-rated Twister?”
  8. Vaginas basically ~gush~ when they get wet — and squirting is no big thang.
    Well, that does make sex scenes that much more exciting!

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Check out more ridiculous things that happen in fanfic sex scenes: https://www.buzzfeed.com/annaborges/sex-portrayal-fanfiction

The Hottest Movie Sex Scenes, Ever

netflixandchillThe next time you’re looking to Netflix and Chill, look no further than these streamy movies. They offer much in the way of sexual inspiration—and they’re also just really entertaining. Here are the hottest movie sex scenes ever shown on the big screen (check out the full list below).

  1. Wild Things
    Two sexy lesbians getting it on in a pool? A legendary sex scene is born.
  2. The Brown Bunny
    This film is infamous for featuring unsimulated oral sex between Chloe Sevigny and Vincent Gallo. But its under-the-table blowjob scene is pretty incredible, too.
  3. Shame
    This film offers excessive sex scenes—think Michael Fassbender fucking his way through New York in a variety of creative pairings!
  4. Fear
    Who can ever forget Reese Witherspoon getting fingered on a roller coaster as a 90s remake of “Wild Horses” plays?
  5. Risky Business
    As Refinery 29 says, “If you could not follow Rebecca De Mornay and Tom Cruise’s lead on the G train during rush hour, that’d be great.”
  6. The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo
    This heroine is very into dominating. Let’s hear it for girls on top!
  7. Nina Takes a Lover
    We’ve got two words for you: ladder sex.
  8. Revolutionary Road
    Kitchen counter sex is the best sex!
  9. Marie Antoinette
    Let’s just say Marie Antoinette had a rich and full sex life. Let her eat cake!
  10. The Hunger
    Susan Sarandon having sex with Catherine Deneuve? Yes please!

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Check out more of the best sex scenes ever: https://www.refinery29.com/2013/09/53441/movie-sex-scenes#slide-49

TV’s Strangest Sex Scenes

netflixandchillWhile the TV advisory says American Gods contains strong language and scenes of violence, perhaps there should also be a disclaimer about a scene where a woman literally eats a man whole with her pussy during sex? From American Gods to Game of Thrones and Buffy the Vampire Slayer, television has conjured up some truly bizarre erotic encounters. Here are the strangest of the bunch (check out the Guardian’s full list below)

  1. American Horror Story: Coven
    This show definitely has plenty of odd and gratuitous sex scenes—like when Sarah Paulson fucks in a flaming pentagram surrounded by snakes, for instance. But the episode where Queenie gets boned by a minotaur steals the show for sure!
  2. Penny Dreadful
    You’ve never seen a possession like this before! In this sex scene, Eva Green has a fuck fest with an invisible demon. Like in the Exorcist, the bed is bucking around wildly all on its own!
  3. Louie
    While there’s plenty of weird, awkward sex on Louis CK’s show, there are two scenes that really stand out. The first is when Louie has sex with a man wearing a giant, burned bunny mask. The second is when he fucks a lonely neighbor—to the sound of a cheery song about drowning babies in diarrhea!
  4. Buffy the Vampire Slayer
    When Buffy and punk-rock vampire badass Spike finally get it on, they end up destroying a building in the process. Now that’s what we call a seriously good fuck!
  5. Game of Thrones
    Out of all the sex scenes on GOT, perhaps the weirdest is after Stannis Baratheon and the Red Witch, Melisandre, go at it. When Melisandre’s pussy emits a cloud of evil smoke that starts killing people, the show upped the ante for sex scenes forever!

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Check out more of TV’s oddest sex scenes: https://www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio/2017/may/01/american-gods-game-of-thrones-the-man-swallowed-whole-by-a-vagina-and-more-of-tvs-strangest-sex-scenes

Chris Pratt and Jennifer Lawrence Reveal the Most Adventurous Places They’ve Had Sex 

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_sex9Everyone’s abuzz about Chris Pratt and Jennifer Lawrence’s sex scenes in their new movie Passengers. On a late night talk show, Jennifer Lawrence admitted to getting drunk before the racy scene to calm her nerves. And during a recent interview, Australian radio show hosts brought up the scene as a way to get the actors to dish about their personal sex lives.

“What’s the most adventurous place you’ve had sex, either of you?” host Sophie Monk asked. “Airplane,” Pratt responded. “I hung from the ceiling by my feet, like a bat.” A more cautious Lawrence insisted that she doesn’t have any crazy sex stories, saying “what really turns me on is feeling safe.” But if the film’s sex scene is any indication of how they are in bed, they’re both pretty uninhibited!

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Check out more about Chris Pratt and Jennifer Lawrence’s sex lives here: https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/chris-pratt-and-jennifer-lawrence-reveal-the-most-adventurous-places-theyve-had-sex_us_585d2316e4b0d9a59457f533

Vietnamese Censors Plan to Cut Sex Scenes to Just Five Seconds

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_cocks_on_filmFilm censors in Vietnam are planning to limit all sex scenes in films to just five seconds, regardless of how explicit or racy they are. The censors are also planning on only allowing no more than three “hot scenes” per film—whatever that means. The censorship is infuriating filmmakers who complain that their freedom of expression is being seriously threatened.

Producer Nguyen Van Nhiem said “sex is a natural activity and there is no need to ask artists to keep artful sex scenes short,” while award-winning director Nguyen Thanh Van argues that a scene “should be judged for its production and artistic value, not how technically long it is… Some shots are under a second but they are unbearable anyway.” While they make good points, this isn’t the first time Vietnamese censors have been excessively prudish with sex scenes: Fifty Shades of Grey lost 20 minutes of running time before it could be released, with all the famous BDSM scenes removed and only innocuous kissing scenes left in. Others are complaining that the censors are sexist, since they only define “hot scenes” as having a “totally nude actress.” If the censors continue this way, all audiences will be left saying is “Boo!”

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Here’s more about the Vietnamese censors’ plan.