People on the internet are hilarious—especially when it comes to cracking sex jokes. Take, for example, this apt comparison between sex and laundry detergent: 4 pumps = 1 load. Here are other hilarious sex jokes, courtesy of the internet!
- “Cake is better than sex because I can remember the last time I had cake.”
Let them eat cake—off your naked body! Or better yet, splosh with it!
- “Sex is a lot like Mario Kart: you go really fast, you throw some bananas, Wario is there.”
Describes it perfectly!
- “Sex is like pizza, if you’re going to use bbq sauce you better know what the fuck you’re doing.”
It’s funny ’cause it’s true!
- “I got birth control so I can stop being my boyfriend’s Toaster Strudel and start being his Twinkie.”
Mmm, delicious!
- “*in the middle of sex
“Go deeper”
Okay
*pulls out*
*sits in a chair and sips coffee*
*opens poetry book*
Two roads diverged in a wood and I-”
There’s deeper and then there’s deeper.
- “Boy do I love sex. Really love putting my penis into some *looks at smudged writing on hand* verguba.”
Practice makes perfect!
- “Me: Netflix & chill?
Her: sure
[later that night]
Her: so you don’t have Netflix?
Me [pulling out 20 condoms]: I don’t have chill either”
The truth will set you free—and get you laid!
- “*has sex with you*
*declines your FB friend request*”
Keeping it casual!
- “when two country music stars have sex they morph into a ford f-150.”
Exciting!
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Here’s more of the best sex jokes on the internet: https://www.buzzfeed.com/kevinsmith/about-8-inches-makes-june-5th-wettest-in-history
SNL knows how to celebrate Thanksgiving—with what seemed like thousands of sex jokes! On the segment called “Thanksgiving Dating Tips,” a sleazy rich guy sings “Over the river and through my wood…” He adds, “Slide some Land O’Lakes under the skin to make that white meat wet.”
