Here’s What Edible Body Paint is Really Like

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_strawberryIf you’re in a relationship, you’ve probably thought about including edibles in the bedroom. Maybe you’ve even tried the usual sex-snacks like whipped cream, strawberries, and chocolate sauce, but now you’re thinking of upgrading to edible body paint. If so, here’s what you should know about what edible body paint is really like.

First, there are three flavors: strawberries & champagne, chocolate, and vanilla chocolate. Although the strawberries & champagne flavor looks shockingly like blood (ick!), it tastes surprisingly sweet and delicious! As for chocolate, it tastes sort of like Tootsie Rolls, but the metallic aftertaste can be a real turn off. Finally, the vanilla chocolate flavor, which definitely looks like cum, had mixed reactions ranging from “Gross!” to “Not bad” from the taste testers. And as for application, the strawberry one paints nicely, while the chocolate is very streaky, and the vanilla, again, just looks like cum. Now get licking!

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Check out more about what edible body paint is really like here: https://www.buzzfeed.com/gracespelman/we-tried-edible-body-paint-and-boy-was-it-sticky#.fw00wZnApY

The Power of Aphrodisiacs Is In Your (Naughty) Imagination

8681037501_3f9daa5066_mHave you ever gotten turned on watching your lover slurp down an oyster, or gotten hot when eating a chili pepper? Well, what if we told you that science doesn’t have an explanation for why known aphrodisiacs like oysters and chiles rev up the sex drive? Shocking, right? Scientists believe that the power of so-called “love foods” are all in your head, literally: your imagination is what’s turning you on, not anything in the food per se.

While certain foods do have some chemicals or nutrients that make you feel sexy, like how chili raises your metabolism and releases feel-good endorphins not unlike those tingly, hot sensations during sex, nothing in food inherently would make you have a virile sex drive. Instead, the associations of food with sex or the experience of eating certain types of love foods could be what’s actually triggering your desire. Even the way food feels and looks—like the creaminess of an avocado, or the way it hangs down in round pairs—could spark your libido and make you hungry for action. So, really, sexual innuendo and your own dirty imagination are the true aphrodisiacs!

Hankering for something tasty to spark your imagination? We’ve got everything to turn you on right here!

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