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Love Island Stars Break Sex Ban With Kinky X-Rated Act

Love Island stars Al Perkins and Jessica Losurdo shocked fellow islanders with their X-rated sex act. The pair confessed about their racy night, which saw Jessica stripping down to her sexy lingerie and Al in a BDSM collar. Beaming as they walked into the bedroom the next morning, the couple quickly debriefed their pals, who noticed a hickey on Jessica’s neck. 

“As soon as we went in it got heated…” she explained. “We ended up doing snacks, appetizers, entrees, main meal and full banquet,” she added euphemistically, causing her pals to scream. Meanwhile, Al confessed: “Everybody knows I wasn’t really planning on pounding in here. But we ended up just like…”

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Check out more about Love Island stars breaking the sex ban with kinky sex: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-11505347/Love-Island-stars-X-rated-act-involving-dog-collar-shocks-fellow-islanders-break-sex-ban.html

The Bachelor Had Two ‘Minders’ To Insure He Didn’t Have Sex

It seems actual cock-blockers were called in for the Bachelor. Jimmy Nicholson has revealed the extreme lengths producers went to make sure he didn’t have sex with any of the contestants. He said he was banned from sleeping with the women in the mansion before the final rose ceremony.

The production company made sure there weren’t any secret hook-ups by hiring a pair of “minders” to accompany Jimmy at all times. He explained, “Whenever you’re with the ladies, even one-on-one time, there’s a camera there. So unless you want to make a…” He then explained he had two “minders”—most likely senior producers—who he jokingly described as ‘hired friends’ to insure he didn’t get up to any naughtiness.

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Check out more about the Bachelor having two “minders” so he wouldn’t fuck any of the ladies: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-9902933/The-Bachelor-Jimmy-Nicholson-two-minders-hired-stop-having-sex.html

Sex Ban For Vaccinated Russians

Russia has created a barrier for citizens eager to get back to normal life—mainly, having sex. Russians have been told to abstain from sex for at least three days after getting vaccinated against Covid. Dr Denis Graifer, deputy health minister, said Russians should abstain from “increased physical stress” after being jabbed—including fucking. 

“I believe, and everyone knows this, too, that sex is a very energy-consuming activity,” Dr Graifer told a press conference. “So we warn people who have been vaccinated that increased physical activity, including having sex, is not recommended after vaccination.” It comes after Russians were also told to avoid vodka, smoking and visits to the sauna immediately after getting their inoculations.

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Check out more about a sex ban for vaccinated Russians: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9772715/Russia-Covid-People-not-sex-vaccination-doctor-say.html

UK Government Shocks Citizens With Indoor Sex Ban

If you thought the UK government learned their lesson the first time they tried a sex ban during the pandemic, you’d be bloody wrong. Britons have mocked the latest “sex ban” after ministers insisted couples in coronavirus hotspots who do not live together must stick to social distancing rules if they meet up outside even if they are in long term relationships. One social media user tweeted a video of a BBC reporter in Greenwich Park with the caption: “Boris Johnson announces that sex is banned indoors in London, we go live to Carol Kirkwood in Greenwich Park.”

Another tweeted “Bozo has a back-up plan” and showed a picture of a man driving a car. As social media users ridiculed the government’s policy, Twitter was plastered with images mocking the change. One posted a picture of a man in snow and said: “The UK Government in March ’21 trying to figure out why a ban on indoor sex led to a spike in winter deaths.”

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Check out more about the UK government creating an indoor sex ban: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8849967/Brits-joke-theyll-dodge-Boris-Johnsons-sex-ban-going-DOGGING.html

UK’s “Sex Ban” Will End For Some People

It seems “Sexit” is almost over. The UK’s “sex ban” has been lifted for some frisky lovers. British PM Boris Johnson announced he would partially lift the widely-mocked rules that made it illegal for a person to fuck someone they didn’t live with.

People who live alone will finally be able to meet up with their partner and stay overnight following weeks of separation, effectively ending what British newspapers referred to as the “Boinking Ban.” “There are too many people, particularly those who live by themselves who are lonely and struggling with being unable to see friends and family,” Johnson said when announcing the relaxed restrictions. “We are making this change to support those who are particularly lonely as a result of lockdown measures,” he added.

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Check out more about UK ending the “sex ban” for some: https://nypost.com/2020/06/10/uks-coronavirus-sex-ban-will-end-for-some-couples-this-weekend/