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Men Who Drink A Beer A Day Have Stronger Sperm

9741737763_d422cd07c8_zHomer Simpson once famously said, “Alcohol, the cause of and solution to all of life’s problems.” Now a study literally backs up his theory, finding that men who drink a bottle of beer or glass of wine a day are more fertile. They have a higher sperm count than men who drink more or less alcohol, and their sperm are also stronger swimmers, which increases the likelihood of reaching a woman’s egg.

Researchers of the study conclude that “Moderate alcohol intake appears positively associated to semen quality.” But they warn that if men are trying to have a baby—or just a really fun night—they should avoid getting drunk. They also suggest against using alcohol as a way to boost low sperm count. Cheers to good semen!

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Check out more about how men who drink a beer a day have stronger sperm: https://nypost.com/2018/07/18/men-who-drink-a-beer-a-day-have-stronger-sperm/

Evan Stone Is Making Porn Great Again With His Donald Trump XXX Parodies

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Evan Stone is one of the most famous living male porn stars still making smut, and he knows the secret to his success is finding humor in the sex industry. “People want to laugh and they want to jerk off, and that’s why I’m here,” he says in an interview with Vice. That explains why his newest hilarious porn gig playing Donald Trump is so perfect.

Vice describes the porn as so over-the-top that it’s more like dirty vaudeville than something you’d want to jerk off to: “There’s a debate scene with a faux-Hillary that ends in both characters getting covered in semen.” Stone believes that slapstick adult humor is just what the country needs right now, and since Trump is officially here to stay—for the next four years, anyway—so will Stone’s XXX Trump porn parodies. “All I’m certain about is that the next four years are going to be funny as shit. I don’t even know how I’ll be able to keep up,” says Stone.

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Check out more about Evan Stone’s DT porn parodies: https://www.vice.com/read/evan-stone-is-the-president-of-pornQ

4 Health Benefits Of Swallowing 

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_oralsexYou’ve heard that blueberries, quinoa, and kale are superfoods, but we bet you never knew that this creamy treat was one: sperm! According to science, swallowing cum has many health benefits. As Gayety put it, “semen is one of Mother Nature’s best kept beauty secrets.” Here’s why:

  1. It supports muscle growth
    If you’re using protein powder at the gym to help you bulk up, you might want to switch to jizz instead. “One teaspoon of semen contains over 200 proteins and several vitamins and minerals, including vitamin C, calcium, chlorine, citric acid, fructose, lactic acid, magnesium, nitrogen, phosphorus, potassium, sodium, B12, and zinc,” reports Gayety. These combinations are perfect for muscle growth.
  2. It’s basically happy juice
    Semen is not only nutritious but also contains compounds such as cortisol, estrone, oxytocin, thyrotropin-releasing hormone, prolactin, and serotonin. AKA, happy juice!
  3. It will help you sleep
    Melatonin is a natural chemical that promotes sleep, and—surprise!—semen is chalk full of it!
  4. It decreases blood pressure
    “Studies have shown that swallowing man juice occasionally can lower your blood pressure, which has long-term effects relating to heart health, cholesterol, and overall life span.” Thanks, cum!

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Check out more about the health benefits of swallowing: https://gayety.co/health/5-health-benefits-of-swallowing-you-should-know/2

NEWS: Sippin’ On Gin and…Jizz?!

Paul “Fotie” Photenhauer believes in making cocktails with love. Photenhauer is the author of Natural Harvest: A Collection of Semen-Based Recipes and Semenology: The Semen Bartender’s Handbook. I’m not sure I’d want the bartender at my local watering hole to get his/her hands on either of these books! I am always down to try new things, however bellying up to the bar for a whiskey sour infused with baby batter sounds a bit bonkers!

“This is the ultimate handbook for mixologists looking for ingredients that go beyond exotic fruit juices and rare spirits,” announces the Semenology display copy. “Semen is often freshly available behind most bar counters and adds a personal touch to any cocktail. The connoisseur will appreciate learning how to mix selected spirits to enhance the delicate flavors of semen. The book provides useful tips that cover every detail of Semenology, from mixing and presentation to harvesting and storage advice.” Is anyone else concerned about the comment Photenhauer’s comment about fresh spooge being ‘freshly’ available behind the bar!? I need a bigger purse! I’m all about BYOB (bring your own booze) moving forward!

Prospective Mixologists can look forward to protein packed drink recipes such as: Slightly Saltier Caviar, and the Watermelon Gin Jizz… bottoms up! The Semen Bartender’s Handbook also explains the benefits of guzzling semen, which includes healthy hair, skin, and nails. What lengths will you go for healthy nails and shiny locks? I’ll stick with grubbing on avocado and taking vitamin e.

Paul Photenhauer believes people nosh on odd things all the time, he explains to SF weekly: “People eat all kinds of weird stuff. Eggs are the menstruation of chickens. Milk is the mammary excretion from cows. Semen is…at least it’s fresh and you know who the producer is.” I have to say that I’m going to think twice about heading in for happy hour if the bouncer yells, “HEY CUM ON IN 2 for 1 tonight!”

Link for Article: https://www.thegloss.com/2013/04/06/sex-and-dating/semen-cocktail-cookbook/