Porn Star Gets Smacked By A Monkey

wtf-1780728_640While the above headline might sound like the title of a porn video, it’s actually what happened to a porn star in Bali. A porn star who wanted to take a selfie got more than he bargained for when an angry monkey smacked him. Woody Fox shared a short clip of his animal encounter on Twitter, saying that it happened while he was on vacation in Bali.

The Australian is seen smiling in the video and positioning himself to get the perfect angle while the monkey snacks on some bread next to him. But when Woody smiles and makes eye contact, the monkey gets spooked and lashes out, knocking his selfie perch away. Sharing the clip with his 95,500 followers, he wrote: “Porn star @TheOnlyWoodyFox looses face in Bali monkey attack.” Well, that’s one way to get smacked by a monkey…

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Check out more about a porn star getting smacked by a monkey: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8070255/Porn-star-gets-smacked-monkey-tries-selfie-angry-animal-Bali.html

Randy Realtor Published Graphic Selfie In Home Listing

4707352284_1e4de7d166_zA real estate agent found a risqué way to get home buyers’ attention: using an X-rated image in a property listing. The Nashville real estate agent uploaded the NSFW selfie to an online home listing. Beyond photos of the home’s charming brick exterior, roomy eat-in kitchen and formal dining room, prospective buyers also got a XXX shot of the naked realtor, snapped through a mirror, getting a blowjob from an anonymous woman.

The woman is naked and on her knees on the bed, with her ass in the air facing the mirror as he snaps the picture. The racy image has since been taken down, but he confirmed that the photo was of him and that he indeed uploaded it, though he wouldn’t say if it was on purpose or accidental. It also doesn’t appear that the man ever officially had the listing for this home, per Realtor.com…

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Check out more about a realtor posting an X-rated selfie in a home listing: https://nypost.com/2019/08/29/randy-realtor-publishes-graphic-sex-selfie-in-home-listing/

The Dildo Selfie Stick Will Capture All Your Most Exciting Moments

Screenshot via YouTube.com | dildoeverything

These days, many people are all too eager to share every detail of their lives on social media. So it makes sense that the next step in the selfie movement would be even more, er, intimate. Introducing the Dildo Selfie Stick – a bog-standard selfie stick with a sex toy stuck on the end!

“What if you could capture one of life’s greatest moments with the push of a button?” asks a dead-pan woman in the promotional ad. “It’s the first selfie stick where you can actually, well, stick it.” If you’ve been dying to share what you look like cumming, the dildo selfie stick is the perfect sex toy for you. “At the moment of climax, the user presses the button to snap a pic of their O face,” the woman explains. You can even switch out your sex toys at the end of the stick to add some spice to your selfies!

Unfortunately for all you exhibitionist/selfie fans, the product’s a joke. But we could see how a product that lets you “stick it up your….” and then share the moment with the entire internet would be real.

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Check out more about the Dildo Selfie Stick here or watch the video below: