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Kim Kardashian Coyly Suggests She And Pete Davidson Are Having Awesome Sex

Kim Kardashian has confirmed what fans have long suspected—Pete Davidson is a demon in the sack. “When I turned 40, everyone said it’s the best sex of your life,” Kim shared. “And grandma kept on telling me, ’40 is the best sex,’ and I was like ‘OK. I’m ready.’” Then she added with a wink and a laugh, “And so far…”

She also talked about “vibing” with him when they kissed in an SNL scene—and how later, she got his number. “I wasn’t even thinking like, ‘Oh, my God. I’m going to be in a relationship with him,’” she recalls. “I was just thinking like heard about this BDE (Big Dick Energy), I need to get out there I just need to jumpstart…I was just basically DTF (Down To Fuck).”

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Check out more about Kim Kardashian talking about sex with Pete Davidson: https://pagesix.com/2022/06/02/kim-kardashian-suggests-she-and-pete-davidson-are-having-great-sex

Harry Styles Delivers Big Laughs On Raunchy ‘SNL’ Sketch

A racy SNL skit with Harry Styles made viewers’ mouths water for Sara Lee. Harry Styles played a Sara Lee social media moderator whose raunchy sex life ended up in the company’s social media page. He is called into a meeting with his bosses after accidentally using the Sara Lee account — instead of his personal one — to comment “Wreck me daddy” and “Destroy me king” on a photo of Nick Jonas on the singer’s Instagram account.

On a different photo, he commented with sexually suggestive emojis, explaining that they mean “getting railed to death.” In a post about Sara Lee cheesecake, he said he was feeling “A little moody after being used. Why do guys freak out when I ask them to spit in mouth.” He also direct-messaged singer Shawn Mendes to offer him a “special holiday promotion,” which was “a picture of my open throat.” Nobody does it like Sara Lee!

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Check out more about Harry Styles’ raunchy ‘SNL’ sketch: https://nypost.com/2019/11/17/sara-lee-reacts-to-harry-styles-raunchy-snl-sketch/

Emma Stone Brings Serious Acting To ‘Saturday Night Live’ Porno Set

Saturday Night Live guest host Emma Stone brought her Serious Actor A-game to a sketch about a porno shoot. She shows up ready to work as the lead actress who gets cheated on in an X-rated gay film. From the jump, she wants the director to tell her about her character’s motivation and backstory.

The director tells her: “There’s nothing to her. People are just going to scroll past you so they can get off.” Still, she needs to know what events led her to the moment when she catches her husband engaging in gay sex with her godson. But in the end, the most important mystery when she leaves the XXX set after a hard day’s work is simply: “how the hell did I get lube on my hand?”

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Check out more about an SNL sketch where Emma Stone plays a serious actress on a porn set: https://mashable.com/video/snl-emma-stone-porno-shoot-sketch/

SNL Offers Solution For Distracting Your Dog During Sex

Finally, Saturday Night Live has come up with the perfect product to distract your pet during a hot sexual encounter: a giant dog costume you can fuck in! “Don’t let your fur baby ruin the intimate moment you’ve waited for all week,” the SNL mock ad implores. “Now you don’t have to with Pound Puppy, the furry dog costume big enough for two people to have sex in.”

Once inside you can “go to town,” and your dog will just think there’s just a much larger dog in the room, SNL explains. Pound Puppy gives you “the privacy you need and your dog gets a new best friend.” The costume is big enough for any sex position you’re in the mood for, which means your “dog will smile while you doggie-style.” Thanks for the brilliant idea, SNL!

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Check out more about SNL’s mock ad for a dog costume you can fuck in: https://www.huffpost.com/entry/snl-pound-puppy-sex-solution_n_5c68f9cbe4b033a799434aa0

Alec Baldwin Mocks Trump’s Russian ‘Pee-Pee Party’ On SNL

Alec Baldwin returned to Saturday Night Live to do what he does best—mock Trump. And, of course, the sketch reenacts the bizarre press conference where Trump addressed the “golden shower” dossier. The first question is inevitably about his alleged “big Russian pee-pee party.”

“No, no,” Trump responds. “I’m not talking about the pee-pee. It didn’t happen. It wasn’t as cool as it sounds. Next question.” But when he’s asked his next question, also about the “golden shower gate,” he has this to say: “I want to talk about what is really important. I want to bring a thick stream of jobs back. This country will literally be showered with jobs.” The puns don’t stop there: the president-elect hopes to “make a big splash” and take full advantage of his “golden opportunity.” He concludes with thanking everyone for peeing, er, being there.

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Check out the SNL “golden shower gate” press conference sketch : https://www.thegailygrind.com/2017/01/15/watch-alec-baldwin-brutally-mock-trumps-russian-pee-pee-party-press-conference-snl/

NEWS: David Bowie: Big & Uncensored on SNL

Recently it was the anniversary of David Bowie’s surreal, racy SNL performance, in which he flaunted a giant dick on national, live television. 35 years ago, the show’s producers censored a gay reference in one of his songs, prompting him to covertly pull out a huge dildo from his pants as a big fuck you to the censors. The song was “Boys Keep Swinging,” and here’s what got the producers’ panties in a twist:

The lyric, “When you’re a boy, other boys check you out!” was apparently too “sexually deviant” in the 1970s for the audience of late-night’s edgiest show to date. So the TV powers-that-be decided to push the censorship button on that naughty, homo-erotic part of the song. Too bad they didn’t notice what they should’ve been censoring: the big plastic dildo Bowie was pumping up and down from his pants during the song’s final climax!

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