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The Most Outrageous Sex Toys

Image Source: Blewit.comWhile Valentine’s Day might be over, there’s no reason you still can’t get your belated kink on! Any time is a good time for sex toys, whether you’re looking for ways to spice things up in the bedroom or something a bit more edgy. Here are some of the most outrageous sex toys to put your next fuck-fest truly over the top.

  1. TAZapper
    This sex toy gives off a 9-volt jolt depending on which body part it touches. It’s sure to make your sex life that much more electrifying!
  2. X2 Orgasmatron
    “The manufacturer claims the vibrator uses basic physics to ensure the buzzing not only hits the tip of the clitoris but also nerve endings inside the body,” reports the Huffington Post.
  3. Sasha Grey Deep Throat Pocket Pal 
    This is probably the closest you’ll come to getting head from porn star Sasha Grey. The sex toy creates a natural suction effect and is “molded directly from her pouty lips and tongue.”
  4. My Diletto
    This is basically a rowing machine with a dildo attached, so you can work out while getting off!
  5. Fetish Fantasy Web Restraint
    Who wouldn’t want to turn their bed into a “fantasy bondage sex web of seduction”? With this, you can be like a captive insect caught in a spider’s web, with your hands and feet completely restrained.
  6. The Face Fuck
    For those advanced kinksters who want to add something new to their BDSM sessions, this is a mouth gag AND a dildo!
  7. G-Spot Touch Finger Vibe
    This sex toy turns your middle finger into a vibrator, and its enlarged size makes it easy to hit that oh so magical G-Spot.
  8. Auto Banger
    Picture a nailgun with a dildo attached—it’s perfect for getting screwed!
  9. SlapHappy
    This amazing device bills itself as the “Swiss Army Knife of Sex Toys,” and for good reason: it can contort into several different shapes to get you off in various sexual positions.

Looking to add some spice to your life? We can electricity you in the most outrageous ways here!

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NEWS: Funny or Die’s NSA Phone Sex Hotline

Former porn-star Sasha Grey is the newest NSA spokeswoman—in Funny or Die’s hilarious phone sex parody. The video aptly compares the NSA (aka the intelligence agency who can tap into anyone’s phone or computer with impunity) with a phone sex hotline. And the sexy former porn-star Sasha Grey is the perfect phone sex spokeswoman for the job:

“Do you want to listen in on the naughtiest ingoing and outgoing conversations?” Grey asks. “Then join the NSA.” She promises, in her sultriest bedroom voice, that getting a job with the NSA means all of your hottest phone sex fantasies will come true: “It’s the quickest way to peep in on private phone calls, emails, texts, and fun Skype sessions from all around the country.” She explains that with the NSA’s “phone sex” technology, you can indulge your voyeuristic side by accessing any hot, private photo and video sent over any network—and it’s completely legal! Grey asks, “Why settle for just one phone sex hotline, when becoming a contractor for the NSA gives you unlimited access to any private contact made over AT&T and Verizon.”

Damn, that new phone sex hotline sounds really hot! Want to have some naughty, voyeuristic phone sex fun with us? We aren’t the NSA, but we are definitely “No Strings Attached.”

 

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NEWS: Creepy Sexual Text Theater

There’s an amazing video on Uproxx.com of sexy actress Sasha Grey reading some of the grossest, most ridiculous, and hilarious sexual text messages ever sent. These are real text messages, sent by real dudes to potential sex partners. And you won’t believe the weird, kinky shit that they say! Here are some of the highlights (watch the Creepy Text Theater video below):

1.
Creepy Text Dude: “Have you heard what scientists are saying?”
Unwitting Recipient of Creepy Text: “What?”
CTD: “That there’s only gonna be seven planets after I destroy Uranus.”

2.
CTD: “Do you like tapes and cds?”
UROCT: “Yeah?”
CTD: “Good, I’m going to tape my dick to your forehead so that you can cds nuts.”

3.
CTD: “Daisies or roses?”
UROCT: “Daisies.”
CTD: “Ok. Just wondering what to put in the casket after I murder that pussy.”

4.
CTD: “What’s the difference between jam and jelly?”
UROCT: “Ooh clever. Well I know the difference.”
CTD: “And what it is?”
UROCT: “Jam has whole fruit pieces.”
CTD: “Nope. The real difference is that I can’t jelly my dick in your ass.”

5.
CTD: “Are you a washing machine?”
UROCT: “Yeah.”
CTD: “Good because I wanna fill you with my dirty load.”

We repeat, these are actual text messages sent by actual horny humans out into the world. Hm, wonder if they’ve ever worked…? No need for strange pick-up lines here: we are always ready for the party in your pants!

 

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