Horny Tourists Are Destroying Spanish Sand Dunes

Sex-crazed tourists need to keep their horny asses off of Spain’s beaches, scientists say. International researchers are urging tourists on the Canary Islands to abstain from sex-on-the-beach, as they are destroying fragile sand dune habitats. “These practices produce some environmental impacts,” reads the study.

Titled “Sand, Sun, Sea and Sex with Strangers, the ‘five S’s,” the research examined the effect of “cruising,” aka “anonymous sexual encounters, mostly among homosexuals” on the Dunas de Maspalomas Special Nature Reserve, a conservation area on Gran Canaria. They found that these same-sex hookups were causing damage to “eight native plant species, three of which are endemic.” According to the research, “the bigger the sex spot, the higher the number of people who made use of it, the greater the likelihood of it being a low-lying area covered by vegetation, and the larger the amount of waste.”

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Check out more about a study showing horny tourists are damaging Spanish sand dunes: https://nypost.com/2021/11/09/sex-tourism-damaging-spanish-beaches-scientists

How to Have Sex on the Beach

Screen Shot 2015-08-06 at 4.12.01 PMWhat is it about the beach that makes people want to get frisky? Is it the minimal clothing, the lathering up with sun screen, or the amazing feeling of ocean waves crashing that puts people in the mood? Whatever the reason, if you’re dying to get wet n’ wild at the beach, we can help. Here are some tips to help you make the most of a day (of fucking) at the beach:

  1. Do Your Research
    While spontaneous sex is great, having spontaneous sex out in public is not a smart move. Before going at it you should do some recon about sweet spots that will be perfect for a sexy tryst. Less populated locations with coves, secret nooks, or large rocks are perfect. Walk around and also do some internet research to find the perfect place.
  2. Don’t Get Caught
    Don’t be like those people who go at it in the middle of the day with beach-goers basically looking on. Do it at night, and make sure there’s no people around. In short, be quick, be discreet, and be quiet.
  3. Watch Out For Sand Getting in Sensitive Areas!
    Sand is lovely on the feet—but it is definitely not lovely all up in your nether regions! Make sure you avoid this by getting it on in positions that will prevent sand-in-the-crotch. Doggy style is great, or just fucking upright against something like a rock or a lifeguard tower. Woman on top could also work—just be careful!
  4. Consider Alternatives
    If fucking on the beach is too hard to pull off, why not try getting it on in the water? The water will conceal what’s going on below the surface. It is also much easier to give hand jobs and blow jobs on the sand than it is to fuck, especially if you can keep yourself concealed under a blanket or a beach umbrella. It’ll give new meaning to the expression “More fun than a day at the beach!”

Of course, if you don’t want sand in your bits you can always just give us a call.  We’ll make sure you feel like you’re having sex on the beach.