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US Air Force Draws A Dick In The Sky Near Russian Military Facilities

It seems a US Air Force refueler knows how to spend their time wisely. According to data from air-traffic tracking site FlightRadar24, the pilot drew a “phallic pattern” in the sky near several Russian military facilities in Syria. After an hour’s journey of flying east and past the island nation of Cyprus, it spent two more hours flying in a pattern resembling a dick.

The flight was just off the Syrian coast, where several Russian military facilities are located. One is an air base that has been “instrumental in servicing Russian air traffic” in the Middle East and Africa. It’s unclear if the pilot’s flight pattern was intentionally made to resemble a dick, but the US Air Force has yet to comment.

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Check out more about a US Air Force member drawing a giant cock in the sky near Russian military facilities: https://www.insider.com/us-air-force-flight-drew-phallic-pattern-near-russian-facility-2022-11

Russian Troops Try To Pick Up Ukrainian Women On Tinder

Talk about sleeping with the enemy. Russian soldiers poised to invade Ukraine have bombarded women on the other side of the border with Tinder messages. “I actually live in Kyiv but changed my location settings to Kharkiv after a friend told me there were Russian troops all over Tinder,” said one woman. Her app lit up with matches from soldiers named Andrei, Alexander, Gregory, Michail and “Black” some 20 miles away.

“One muscular guy posed up trying to look sexy in bed posing with his pistol. Another was in full Russian combat gear and others just showed off in tight stripy vests,” she said. Many Russian soldiers reportedly “flirted with treachery” as they gave away their military positions, according to Ukrainian military intelligence officials. “These guys are just the same as anyone else on Tinder—they want love or companionship,” she explained.

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Check out more about Russian troops flirting with Ukrainian women on Tinder: https://nypost.com/2022/02/24/ukrainian-women-say-russian-troops-are-flirting-with-them-on-tinder/

Hunter Biden Says Another Laptop With ‘Crazy’ Sex Acts Was Stolen From Him

A video clip shows Hunter Biden naked while recounting how his laptop with recordings of him engaged in “crazy” sex acts was stolen—possibly for blackmail purposes. The conversation took place while Biden and an unidentified woman lounged around in the nude after having sex. “They have videos of me doing this. They have videos of me doing like fucking crazy [bleep] sex [bleep],” Biden said, according to a 3-minute, 40-second video clip posted online.

At one point, the woman suggested that if the thief had the videos, they “would have been out already,” to which he replied, “No, no, no. Because [inaudible] running for president.” Biden also appeared to suggest that he might get a percentage of whatever the thief earned by anonymously selling the videos to a celebrity gossip website. This is the third laptop Biden lost—the first included lurid personal photos and a 12-minute video that appears to show him engaged in a sex act with an unidentified woman.

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Check out more about Hunter Biden saying another laptop with ‘crazy’ sex acts was stolen from him: https://nypost.com/2021/08/11/video-reportedly-shows-nude-hunter-biden-saying-another-laptop-with-crazy-sex-acts-was-stolen-from-him/

Attempted Robbery Thwarted By A Sex Toy

There’s more than one way to catch a thief—including an X-rated way. A Russian sex shop worker saved the day after chasing a thief out of the store with a long double-ended dildo. Footage from the sex store in Russia shows the saleswoman hitting the naughty robber with a dildo. 

The saleswoman was working late when the masked thief reportedly entered the store and brandished a small knife. The suspect allegedly demanded money from the shop’s till but the plucky saleswoman can be seen chasing him off with a huge dildo. Not surprisingly, the footage is going viral with 135,000 views, where the woman can be seen seizing the long sex toy and whacking the thief over the head with it before chasing him out of the store.

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Check out more about a woman chasing off a robber with a double-ended dildo: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9830589/Armed-robber-beaten-sex-toy-Russian-sex-shop.html

Sex Ban For Vaccinated Russians

Russia has created a barrier for citizens eager to get back to normal life—mainly, having sex. Russians have been told to abstain from sex for at least three days after getting vaccinated against Covid. Dr Denis Graifer, deputy health minister, said Russians should abstain from “increased physical stress” after being jabbed—including fucking. 

“I believe, and everyone knows this, too, that sex is a very energy-consuming activity,” Dr Graifer told a press conference. “So we warn people who have been vaccinated that increased physical activity, including having sex, is not recommended after vaccination.” It comes after Russians were also told to avoid vodka, smoking and visits to the sauna immediately after getting their inoculations.

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Check out more about a sex ban for vaccinated Russians: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9772715/Russia-Covid-People-not-sex-vaccination-doctor-say.html

Banned Sex Doll Race Is ‘Blowing Up’ In Russia

Screen Capture: RUPTLY TV

Russians had something a little more, ahem, adult planned for this year’s river race. Let’s just say their flotation devices came with some extras: tits and ass. Dozens of Russians braved the Vuoksa River for the long-running Bubble Baba Challenge in Leningrad—with blow-up dolls in tow.

But that wasn’t the only naughty thing about the race—it was banned due to the rough rapids on the river. It seems the sex-dolls gave the competitors a real leg up, with people saying it was a “highlight of the summer.” Whatever floats your boat!

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Check out more about a banned sex doll river race in Russia: https://nypost.com/video/banned-sex-doll-race-is-blowing-up-in-russia/

Russian Porn Star Taunts Cops After Having Sex At Sacred Site In Bali

A Russian porn star has reportedly taunted police on TikTok after she and her partner shot an X-rated video on a sacred mountain in Bali. Authorities in Indonesia are on the hunt for the naughty couple, who could face a jail sentence for performing sex acts on Mount Batur. The footage has been viewed more than 1.2 million times since they uploaded it to PornHub.

The woman, who also posts her steamy videos on her Instagram and OnlyFans accounts, shared a cheeky caption about her mountain fuck-fest on TikTok, where she wrote: “I guess you saw me somewhere.” She and her XXX partner could be charged with public indecency, which carries a sentence of up to two years and eight months behind bars. “We are coordinating with immigration to find out whether or not the people concerned are still in Bali,” said a Bangli police commander.

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Check out more about a Russian porn star filming an XXX video on a sacred mountain: https://nypost.com/2021/04/29/porn-star-taunts-cops-after-having-sex-at-sacred-site-in-bali-report/

“Ass Maniac” Steals Sex Toy Shaped Like A Woman’s Ass

2360072120_3f5b55c8a6_zAn armed robber who held up an adult shop and fled with a sex toy shaped like a woman’s ass is facing ten years in jail in Russia. Security footage shows the man fleeing with a “multi-functional” sex toy, priced at £420, which had been displayed in the window. Police found the stolen ass at the man’s apartment.

Footage shows officers taking the rubber sex toy out of a bag on the floor with one saying: “I am uncomfortable even by touching it.” He adds: “Here it is, with a bum.” The police now refer to the man as “ass maniac.” When anal goes wrong…

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Check out more about a man stealing a sex toy shaped like a woman’s ass: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7869331/Robber-stole-420-sex-toy-shaped-like-womans-Russian-adult-store-faces-jail.html

Couple Fall From Ninth Floor Window While Having Sex

coffeeIt seems a wild party in Russia got a little out of hand when two people fell from the ninth floor while having sex. According to investigators, the couple were having sex on a windowsill when they fell. Images from the scene clearly show the women and man naked from the waist down.

Witnesses reported the incident to police after watching the partially clothed man get up from the fall and go back up to rejoin the party. He survived because his fall was broken by the women’s body and nearby bushes. When party sex goes wrong….

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Check out more about a couple falling from a window while having sex at a party: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7255853/Woman-killed-couple-fall-ninth-floor-having-sex-Russia.html

Burger King Tried To Bribe Russians For Sex With World Cup Players

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_pregnant_womanIt seems Russians have a lot more than soccer on their minds for the World Cup—namely, sex. Burger King is the latest to make waves for talking publicly about Russians having sex with World Cup players. It seems the fast-food franchise tried to bribe women with a lifetime supply of Whoppers if they get pregnant from World Cup players.

The announcement has been removed from Burger King’s social media accounts, but it originally promised a reward to women who get “the best football genes” and “ensure the success of the Russian team for generations to come.” Burger King also apologized by posting a Russian-language statement on a local network saying, “We offer apologies for the announcement we made. It was too offensive.” Russia is no stranger to ads playing on sexist stereotypes—and women’s rights activists have been increasingly speaking out against them.

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Check out more about Burger King bribing Russians to have sex with World Cup players: https://nypost.com/2018/06/20/burger-king-regrets-bribing-russians-for-sex-with-world-cup-players/