Get to Know Lucifer Rose

Lucifer Rose01With Lucifer Rose (@LucifersLovRose)
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How did you begin in the world of adult chat and phone sex?
Actually, it was suggested to me by my college roommates. I wanted to learn more about sex and decided to become a phone sex operator this year.

What is your favorite part of being a Flirt on NiteFlirt?
You see, I am still a virgin and I just wanted to discuss some of my fantasies before losing my virginity. Being on Niteflirt allows for me to explore my fantasies of being a pamper princess, having sex with aliens/robots/superheroes, and exploring my ripoff fetish.

Lucifer Rose02What do you do for fun when not taking phone sex calls on NiteFlirt?
Currently, I’m attending university. My major is business administration with a concentration in wine studies and my minor is theater arts so I am totally busy being a musical theater and wine geek! Plus, I write short fairy tale romances that I sell on NiteFlirt. In my spare time, I attend rockabilly festivals, comic conventions, UFO conventions, and tattoo conventions. I love collecting dolls and dreaming about getting fucked by a prince charming. I am into the 1960’s girl group the Shangri-Las because I am into cheap melodrama music by girls like me!

If you were some sort of erotic sexy food, what would you be?
Glamorous chocolate dipped strawberries because I am glamorous and spunky, and virginally sweet.

The Most Hilarious Sexual Phrases in Romance Novels

cosmic_banditaWhile writers are known for their creativity, romance writers in particular are known for their ridiculouscreativity when it comes to describing sex (ahem, Fifty Shades of Grey, anyone?). So blogger John Ferri decided to compile lists of the most absurd, hilarious sexual descriptions he found in his wife’s romance novels. Here are some of the gems:

Romance Novel Epithets for the Cock
  1. Rigid source of heat
  2. Engorged flesh
  3. Iron-hard tumescence
  4. Love’s sweet arrow
  5. Plenipotentiary instrument
  6. Molten member
  7. Torrid extension
Romance Novel Epithets for the Pussy
  1. Damp, most needy place
  2. Fiery furnace
  3. Most treasured pearl of passion
  4. Glistening portals of her womanhood
  5. Molten need
Romance Novel Descriptions of Sex
  1. Impaling her on his straining shaft
  2. Plunging hotness penetrated
  3. Possess the lily
  4. Embalming injection
  5. Love’s sweet lava flowed
  6. Staccato spasms
  7. Burned to a cinder

Wow. Some of those descriptions sound dangerous! We don’t know about “writhing with burning caresses” but we would definitely be up for some “lightning bolts of fulfillment!”

Check out more hilarious sexual phrases from romance novels here!