Model Rescued After Taking X-Rated Pics In Sea Cave

A UK model gave new meaning to the term “not safe for work” after she had to be rescued by the coast guard during an X-rated photo shoot gone awry. “When I saw the tide coming in I thought ‘How could I be so stupid?’” the model said of her near-death X-perience. The amateur pornographer rakes in over $1,200 a week by posting salacious snaps.

“I thought it would be really cool to strip off in the cave,” the Brit explained. The skin flick star reportedly loved the fact that there was “no one around,” not recognizing the hazards of posing in such an isolated spot. She only managed to snap four X-rated selfies before the tide started coming fast and hard: “Luckily I had the brains to use Snapchat because I didn’t have signal there so I couldn’t show my location,” she explained. “I was on Snapchat maps and zooming in and they found me.”

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Emergency Crew Rescues Sex Doll Mistaken For Drowning Woman

SOS seems to also mean “save our sex doll” after a recent mishap. A team of emergency rescue divers was flummoxed after responding to the scene of a nude “drowning woman”—only to discover that it was actually a floating life-size sex doll. The shenanigans was all recorded by a woman: “While filming a fishing video, I thought a dead body floating in the water had washed up, but it was a blow-up doll,” she wrote about the strange scene.

The influencer shared the moment with her more than 272,000 subscribers on YouTube, explaining that someone else had mistakenly phoned the authorities over the “drowning” woman, prompting emergency services to arrive. Photos show multiple fire and rescue brigades, police, and an ambulance working to dredge the sex doll from the water in front of a crowd of onlookers. Thankfully, the adult toy was “rescued safely,” according to the influencer.

Check out more about emergency rescuers discovering a sex doll mistaken for a drowning woman: https://nypost.com/2021/06/22/sex-doll-rescued-after-its-mistaken-for-drowning-woman

British Cops Broke Bathroom Stall Having Sex On Hurricane Rescue Mission

5624757405_1eebcbdd8c_zTwo naughty cops are in big trouble after getting frisky on duty. According to an investigation, the two officers got it on in a bathroom stall on a hurricane rescue mission to the British Virgin Islands. The investigation heard that officers were said to have damaged the door during the vigorous fuck fest.

The claims were made that the “gold commander” of a contingent of UK police officers was sent to the British Virgin Islands to assist with the response to 2017’s Hurricane Irma. The investigation found that the officer’s “very serious breach of behavior” amounted to gross misconduct. When good cops go bad…

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Check out more about two British cops breaking a bathroom stall while having sex on a rescue mission: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7709885/Police-officers-broke-toilet-having-sex-hurricane-rescue-mission-British-Virgin-Islands.html