Tag: Reddit

Raunchy NYC Apartment Listing Goes Viral

A racy market listing for an NYC apartment let renters know exactly what could be done within the walls—and the sheets. “HIDE & SEEK (adult style),” the kinky description read. “A sexy king-size one bedroom where you’ll find four very large closets in which you can hide from your very, naughty playmate.”

The listing continues, “And should you be lucky enough to be found, the two of you can retreat to the king-size bedroom where you both can romp & play, all night.” The listing then suggests what can happen if renters want an orgy: “invite many more dutty guests to partake in communal games, held in your stadium-sized living room.” On Reddit, viewers commented, “COVID making agents thirsty as fuck” and “Some niche marketing right there.”

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Check out more about a horny NYC apartment listing: https://nypost.com/2020/08/12/nyc-apartment-listing-with-absurd-raunchy-description-goes-viral/

Women Share The Most Surprising Things They Didn’t Realize About Dicks

A Reddit user posed an interesting question to the internet recently: “Women, what surprised you the most the first time you saw or played with a penis?” The answers didn’t disappoint. Here are some of the funniest, strangest, and just plain true things people didn’t realize about dicks until they saw one, ahem, in the flesh.

  1. “BALL SKIN IS CONSTANTLY MOVING. Surreal. It’s like a moving Magic Eye painting.”
    Yes!
  2. “How squishy it is flaccid.”
    Fun to play with!
  3. “The texture! When they said ‘hard’ I didn’t know what to expect….”
    Now you know!
  4. “What struck me the most was that it’s just there, dangling away, all day, every day, just hanging out with its ball buddies. Like how do you not sit on it? Is it not constantly annoying you? Is the satisfaction of unsticking it from your thighs worth the discomfort of it sticking in the first place?”
    LOL!
  5. “[I thought] it had ribs. I was confused as hell, it really felt like there were bones in there. Only later did I realize that it was the condoms we used that had those structures on it.”
    Hmm, OK…
  6. “I expected the penis, but I didn’t expect the balls to be so…there.”
    They are indeed!
  7. “That it sort of floated in a bath…I didn’t expect that.”
    Like a rubber ducky!
  8. “It can jump on its own.”
    It has a mind of its own!
  9. “The veins!”
    Yup.

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Check out more women’s reactions to seeing a dick for the first time: https://www.buzzfeed.com/stephenlaconte/women-share-surprising-things-about-penises-reddit

Women Share The Things They Wish Men Wouldn’t Copy From Porn During Sex

A Reddit user asked women to share things guys copy from porn that aren’t enjoyable, and the discussion got heated. Sometimes what works in porn, does not work in real life—as many women attested to. Whether it’s bad butt sex etiquette or getting too rough too soon, here are 9 things women said they wish men would stop doing from porn.

  1. “Going faster when you tell them something feels good/you’re gonna cum. Pro tip: Don’t change a goddamn thing. Keep up the same pace.”
    Slow and steady wins the race!
  2. “Rubbing the clit like a fucking stain on a shirt. Circular motions, please.”
    PSA: the clit is oh so sensitive!
  3. “Stop jackhammering into us right off the bat. Warm up to it and get us WET. No, spitting on the pussy doesn’t count.”
    Preach!
  4. “When they go from ass to vag. Good way to get an infection. Once you go butthole, you don’t go back.”
    That’s just good hygiene. 
  5. “Slapping the vagina like a used-car salesman trying to sell a 1999 Corolla.”
    Unless she’s into that…
  6. “Don’t grab the titty so fucking hard, bro!”
    Good advice!
  7. “STOP being silent! Please moan; that shit’s hot as hell.”
    Yes!
  8. “Expecting the woman to shoot forth a geyser of fluid. If something happens, it’s a trickle, not Old Faithful.”
    Great Squirt-pectations!
  9. “THREESOMES. I’m bisexual, and literally every guy I’ve been with has asked for one.”
    Well, we see their point..

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Check out more about women sharing the things they wish men wouldn’t do from porn: https://www.buzzfeed.com/daniellaemanuel/men-copy-porn

People Reveal What Surprised Them The Most About Having Sex For The First Time

Reddit users have revealed the things that surprised them the most about having sex after doing it for the first time, from the initial awkwardness to the weird noises to the physical exertion. “I was like damn that is actually a lot of work,” one person wrote. “It made me understand Charles Barkley’s quote when talking about NBA teams playing three nights in a row — ‘I wouldn’t even want to have sex three nights in a row.”‘

Others mentioned bodily functions, including “all the weird noises” that are made during sex, while one person was surprised that “vaginas are like, super warm inside.” Some shared that it took sleeping with a member of the opposite sex to realize that they are gay: “I didn’t actually want to do it with guys anymore,” one woman explained. “My desire for dudes had been rooted in a curiosity about what sex would feel like, and once that curiosity was sated, latent lesbianism was like, ‘So, funny story…”‘

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Check out more about Reddit users sharing what surprised them about having sex for the first time: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-8404627/People-reveal-surprised-sex-time.html

Reddit Shares Secret Sexual Fetishes

It turns out Reddit is secretly kinky. Reddit users weren’t shy about answering the question, “What fetish will you keep a secret from the people you know IRL?” The thread quickly went viral, with thousands of strangers revealing their most private, secret kinks:

  1. “Naked women brushing their teeth.”
    Who doesn’t love nudity and good hygiene?
  2. “I like inflatable pool toys a bit more than I’m supposed to. My IRL friends and family don’t need to know that inflatables and their squeaky noises turn me on.”
    Inflatable fetish!
  3. “My wife can essentially orgasm just listening to my heartbeat. More turned on I get, faster it gets, more turned on she gets.”
    Get the blood pumping!
  4. “I love getting fucked by guys anonymously. I’m blindfolded and never see who fucked me, and will never know who it is.”
    Hot!
  5. “Getting choked out by hella thicc thighs.”
    Thick means more to love!
  6. “Money fetish. I like to rub dollar bills over my body but people see that as weird.”
    Make it rain!
  7. “I like to pretend I’m a doll during sex, or act like one.”
    Sex dolls are the new sex trend…
  8. “I’m into really gassy men, particularly from the bottom end.”
    Whatever revs your engine!

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Check out more about Reddit’s secret sex fetishes: https://www.buzzfeed.com/stephenlaconte/sexual-fetishes-reddit-thread

Reddit Shares What Happens In Real-Life Sex That Is Never Seen In Porn

just4pleasureArt doesn’t always imitate life—especially porn. Let’s be honest, porn isn’t exactly known for always showing a realistic depiction of sex. Here’s how Reddit users answered the question, “What happens in real-life sex that you never see in porn?”

  1. “Having to take a drink because their mouth gets dry during a blowjob.”
    We’re only human!
  2. “Stopping during oral to remove a pube from their tongue.”
    It’s been known to happen…
  3. “Temporarily losing an erection while moving between positions.”
    Newton’s law: what goes up must come down.
  4. “Accidentally head-butting or elbowing.”
    Enter at your own risk…
  5. “Leg cramping up, farting, and giggling.”
    Happens to the best of us!
  6. “Pets watching and/or jumping on the bed to check out what’s going on.”
    Fido, down!
  7. “Waddling to the toilet before anything drips out of the body.”
    Ah, yes—the after-sex waddle.
  8. “Arguing over who sleeps on the wet spot afterwards.”
    Rock, paper, scissors, shoot!

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Check out more about what happens in real-life sex that never happens in porn: https://www.buzzfeed.com/ajanibazile/things-that-dont-happen-in-porn

Reddit Celebrates Father’s Post About Catching His Son Having Gay Sex

gaypo0rnOne father found out his son was gay by unexpectedly walking in on him having sex with his boyfriend. This dad’s subsequent Reddit post, where he lovingly seeks advice on how to make his son feel comfortable, has the internet ready to dole out a ‘father of the year’ award.  It received thousands of likes and retweets, with many tipping their hats to the father and also offering up much-needed advice and support.

“I [45M] Walked in on son [16M] having gay sex and he’s become quite awkward and distant,” the title reads. “I’m also going to buy him a lock for his door and tell him that I want him to feel comfortable ‘doing it’ in the house with his boyfriend,” he wrote. A user responded by congratulating the dad: “Dad being accepting from the start is great.” Another user wrote: “Dad wanting them to feel safe being intimate at home is an unexpected and great surprise.”

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Check out more about a dad seeking advice about how to make his son feel comfortable having sex after catching him in the act: https://www.dailydot.com/irl/wholesome-reddit-dad-walked-in-on-son-having-gay-sex/

Reddit Shares The Raunchiest, Most Awkward Gifts They’ve Received

redditReddit users didn’t hold back in a thread asking them to share the “bizarre” and “awkward” presents they have received in their lifetimes. Many people recalled how embarrassed they felt when family members gave them sex toys, lingerie and condoms—with one man confessing he has gotten plenty of use out of the X-rated gift he got from his wife’s mom. “My mother-in-law got me an Alexis Texas Fleshlight,” he said. “I’ve used it plenty of times but I still feel weird thinking of where it came from.”

“Edible underwear. Like candy necklace shaped underwear, first Christmas with my husband’s extended family,” an embarrassed wife tweeted. Someone else confessed, “my grandmother gave me a leather whip on Christmas. Why grammy? Why?” Last but not least, a man said: “Got a penis pump last year from my aunt and uncle but it apparently was supposed to go to someone else. I was just like, ‘Whatever, mine now.’”

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Check out more from Reddit about the raunchy and awkward gifts they’ve gotten: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-7790653/People-reveal-mortifying-inappropriate-gifts-theyve-open-others.html

Redditor Can Only Have Sex While Listening To Death Metal

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_lab_penisA desperate man turned to Reddit for advice on his unique sexual problem—he can only have sex while bumping death metal. “My new girlfriend doesn’t like that kind of music, and I believe I have a pavlovian response to my music. I cannot get aroused without my music,” he wrote in the “Personal Issues” subreddit. It wasn’t an issue for his previous girlfriends, but unfortunately his current one is a fan of “Midwest Emo bands that aren’t from the Midwest.”

“No problem for me, I really enjoy that kind of music. However my dick did not,” he wrote. To appease both himself and his girlfriend, he tried to have sex with AirPods in so that he could listen to his black metal. “AirPods in, music on, and dick hard,” he wrote of the “genius plan.” Whatever works!

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Check out more about a Redditor who can only have sex while listening to death metal: https://www.dailydot.com/unclick/redditor-black-metal-sex/

Talking to the Women Behind Reddit’s Most Popular Porn Site, Gonewild

SexyvictoriaX03Would you believe Reddit has more to offer than memes, Game of Thrones fan fiction, and gardening tips—like a lot of hot porn? By far, the top porn subreddit, according to redditlist, is Gonewild, an XXX place where people consensually post their own nude photos and gifs for other Redditors to view and upvote. As Vice says, “Think of it as a big online sex-positive show-and-tell for amateur exhibitionists.”

Vice spoke with some of the Gonewild women about sharing their nudes, and the answers they gave are as racy as their posts: “I enjoy the attention, compliments, and the rush of knowing that hundreds of people are seeing my body and getting off to it. It’s hot as fuck!” Another woman adds, “I like sharing photos because the thought of men getting off to me makes me really fucking horny. And I’m super sex-positive, so I enjoy being horny.” Thanks for the porn and crytocurrency news, Reddit!

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Check out more about Gonewild: https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/xw7nmw/talking-to-the-women-behind-reddits-most-popular-porn-site-gonewild