Tag: Reality

Reddit Shares What Happens In Real-Life Sex That Is Never Seen In Porn

just4pleasureArt doesn’t always imitate life—especially porn. Let’s be honest, porn isn’t exactly known for always showing a realistic depiction of sex. Here’s how Reddit users answered the question, “What happens in real-life sex that you never see in porn?”

  1. “Having to take a drink because their mouth gets dry during a blowjob.”
    We’re only human!
  2. “Stopping during oral to remove a pube from their tongue.”
    It’s been known to happen…
  3. “Temporarily losing an erection while moving between positions.”
    Newton’s law: what goes up must come down.
  4. “Accidentally head-butting or elbowing.”
    Enter at your own risk…
  5. “Leg cramping up, farting, and giggling.”
    Happens to the best of us!
  6. “Pets watching and/or jumping on the bed to check out what’s going on.”
    Fido, down!
  7. “Waddling to the toilet before anything drips out of the body.”
    Ah, yes—the after-sex waddle.
  8. “Arguing over who sleeps on the wet spot afterwards.”
    Rock, paper, scissors, shoot!

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Check out more about what happens in real-life sex that never happens in porn: https://www.buzzfeed.com/ajanibazile/things-that-dont-happen-in-porn

British Athletes Claim ‘Sex Ghost’ Haunted Their Reality Show 

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_orgasm8Two British athletes are scaring up publicity for their new reality show in a very spooky—or is it sexy?—way. The stars of “The Jump,” a show where celebrities compete in snow sports, claim that a sex ghost haunted their hotel rooms. During the episode, British paralympian Kadeena Cox reportedly asked for a new room after an alleged paranormal sexual encounter, which retired rugby star Gareth Thomas concurred.

“She had a ghost going in and out of her. She had a sleep thing,” he said, according to the Sun. “She wishes it were a person…”. The feeling was apparently so real to her, she asked for a room change, as did Thomas. Ghost sex is actually not that new—just last year, Bobby Brown promoted his autobiography by a claiming he had sex with a ghost—and he also clarified, “I was not high.” Kesha also recently claimed to have had a randy romp with a male ghost. While there are people called “spectrophilliacs” who fantasize about spooky sexual encounters, the reality show sex ghost was probably a vivid sexual hallucination common to people going in and out of sleep…or was it?

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Check out more about a sex ghost haunting a reality show here: https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/kadeena-cox-gareth-thomas-sex-ghost_us_5898bee8e4b09bd304bca6b5

7 True and Hilarious SEX-Pectations Vs. Reality

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_girls_eatingBuzzfeed’s newest illustrated article shows what sex is like when we’re anticipating it in our minds versus what it’s really like in reality. And probably every person can relate to one scenario or another (the hot but inevitably terrible idea of sex with an ex. Or the frustrating difficulty of what should be steamy shower sex). Here are some of the truest and most hilarious SEX-pectations vs. reality (check out the illustrations below):

  1. Shower Sex
    SEX-pectation: “You’re so hot and wet!”
    Reality: “Ahh! Thought you were the girl from “The Ring” for a sec!”
  2. Your O-Face
    SEX-pectation: Rosy cheeks and wry little smile.
    Reality: Drooling, red-faced, and sweaty.
  3. Food Play
    SEX-pectation: Two perfectly fluffy dollops of whipped cream over the nipples, and one over the pussy. Perfect whipped cream bikini!
    Reality: “Oh god. So sticky. Help.”
  4. Ex Sex
    SEX-pectation: “That was SO wrong but it felt SO right.”
    Reality: “I want to kill myself.” “Me too.”
  5. Taking a Bath Together
    SEX-pectation: Romantic candles; comfortable positions; sensual sex.
    Reality: Stress; water getting all over the floor; where do our limbs go?!
  6. Reverse Cowgirl
    SEX-pectation: “Yee haw!”
    Reality: “Why are your calves so boney!”
  7. How You Look the Morning After
    SEX-pectation: *Angel of the morning
    Reality: “Ahh! Oh, sorry, thought you were the girl from “The Ring” again.”

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Check out more about SEX-pectations vs. reality here: https://www.buzzfeed.com/lorynbrantz/sexpectation-vs-reality?bffbmain&utm_term=.pm0oAx8k9Q#.hvMKaAD8Jz