Does this sex thought sound familiar?: “Does my moaning sound weird?” What about this: “Calm down, you’re gonna break my dick!” In Buzzfeed’s latest video, all of the strange, random, worried thoughts you’ve probably had during sex at one time or another are verbalized—one humping person at a time. Here are some highlights (check out the video below).
First up, the worried thoughts: “Am I too loud?”; “Are my roommates home?”; “Can my neighbors see though my blinds?” Then it’s on to the hopes: “I hope he doesn’t expect me to talk dirty”; “I have to fart—I hope it’s silent…”; “I hope I don’t pee on you.” There’s even a “pets” category: “I wish that cat would stop staring at me.” And of course, there’s regrets: “Oooh. Fuck—I just thought about my ex!” Finally, we end on curiosity: “I wonder how many calories I’m burning?”; “I wonder what my O face looks like?”; “Do we cuddle now?”
Wondering how you stack up in the sack? Fear not—there’s no cats or nosey neighbors here!
Check out more thoughts everyone has had during sex: https://www.buzzfeed.com/