Glory Hole

Written by KatyStressRelief
I want to take you to a glory hole. I want to take you into a private booth and have you strip down nude. I would push you to your knees and have you lick and suck on my tiny cunt cock while we have the short wait for a cock to come through the wall.

The first cock I want to see come through that wall is a big black monster. I am getting wetter thinking of your lips stretched around that thick shaft. I want to sit and watch your mouth move up and down that long hard cock. I want to watch the spit run from your lips as you choke trying to accommodate his demanding flesh.

I pull you off his cock and have you suck on his balls. Slurping and licking his heavy full nutsack. I would be rubbing my clit and fingering my pussy watching you be the amazing cocksucker I know you to be. The booth smelling of pre-cum and pussy as you remain on your knees ready to take your first load.

You can feel his cock thickening and swelling as he pushes in deep to shoot his hot load of cum down your throat. The fun we could have at the glory hole together. I would love to chat more about the hot loads I would feed you. Give me a call and I will tell you all about my plans for getting you all the cock you desire

What Women Want Men To Know About Their Pussies

naked beautiful bodyFor a lot of dudes, the pussy is a mystery. Whether it’s an anatomical problem (men let it all hang out while women have theirs neatly tucked away), or a result of the sorry state of affairs that is Sex Ed, one thing is for certain: women want men to know about their lady parts so that men can know what to do with those lady parts. So here are women’s advice on what they want men to know about their pussies:

  1. Pay attention to the clit
    The clit is the only organ in the human body that is made solely for pleasure. It has around 8,000 nerve endings and, most importantly, most woman—an estimated 85 percent—can only cum during sex when the clit is stimulated.
  2. Approach the clit with care—it’s sensitive!
    While women want attention to the clit, too much of a good thing can be very very bad. Be gentle, especially at first—work up to more intense stimulation.
  3. The clit isn’t the only part of the pussy that wants love
    This does not mean harsh rubbing or fingering—it does mean exploring the vajayjay and all its sensitive, erotic pleasure zones. Also, be sure to cut your nails!
  4. Use lube
    While pussies get magically wet all on their own, lube is important for comfort, pleasure, and enhancing the experience. Use it!
  5. If you want to know what the pussy likes, just ask!

Feel like having a fun Sex Ed session yourself? We definitely can let you in on what women want right here!

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The Pussy Beauty Pageant

1435975150441.cachedThe traditional beauty pageant is getting a bit of a make-over with its newest erotic counter-part: the “World’s Most Beautiful Vagina.” It’s a crowdsourced contest that anyone with an internet connection and a pussy can enter. Thousands of men and women can vote on their favorite vajayjay using a scale of one to ten (one for “not hot” and ten for “super hot”). The winner with the nicest lady parts will get $5,000 and a trip to Los Angeles. There, her popular pussy will get 3-D scanned to be used as a sex toy!

The contest is the mastermind of sex toy entrepreneur Brian Sloan, who wanted to up-grade his popular blowjob simulator, the Autoblow2, with vagina sleeves instead of a rubber mouth. Sloan says, “There are stock vaginas available at factories, but I thought it would be nice to deduce what kind of vaginal appearance my customers prefer and then design vagina sleeves based on their feedback.” So far, the contest has received 150 (pussy) participants, and about one million votes from all over the world!

Well, this sure seems like one contest Donald Trump will not be endorsing any time soon! Want to celebrate the beauty of lady parts with us? We’ve got plenty of beauty and personality right here!

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The Best/Worst Sexts Ever

Sometimes, when you’re right in the middle of getting your sext on, foibles can happen that might, well, ruin the mood. Autocorrect failures, erotic messages lost in translation, and yes, even those dreaded, WTF, boner-killing come-ons. So here we present for your amusement and pleasure the most ridiculous, hilarious, and horrifying sexts ever:

  1. I know I’m not the most handsome guy, but I bet I’d look a lot better with your pussy juice all over my face.”
    Did that one actually work? If so, bravo.
  2. I want to massage every square part of your body.”
    Square parts? Nobody wants to see anyone else’s square parts, whatever those are.
  3. I can’t wait to see you later and mash my crotch against your face.”
    That just sounds scary. And dangerous.
  4. Post-masturbation pic with caption: “Cloudy with a chance of rain.”
    Hello, this is your local weatherman bringing you the latest update: looks like cloudy with a chance of DEAR LORD MY BONER’S GONE.
  5. Her: “Does my pussy taste good? Is it the best you’ve ever tasted?”
    Him: “Tastes like chicken.”
    Colonel Sanders, is that you?
  6. I just need it! It’s like I’m a diabetic and there’s insulin in your ass and I have to get it with my tongue!”
    Sexting red alert! This is a medical emergency!
  7. Love to bend you over an airport bench and fuck your brains out.”
    Hm, never thought of that before when fantasizing about sex in public
  8. Her: “Morning.”
    Him: “Is it bad sometimes I feel like I have a big dick to make up for how fucked up everything else is.”
    Well, at least he’s grateful for what he’s got?

Wow, those were truly awful—and also completely amazing! Want to have some naughty fun with us? We promise not to mash anything against your face or ask you to massage our square parts!

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Is the G-Spot a Myth?

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_autoblow2Some medical researchers have been arguing that the G-spot is about as real as unicorns and angels, which has made women everywhere wonder if they’ve been wasting their time searching for the elusive “vaginal orgasm.” A review published in the Journal of Clinical Anatomy asserts that the existence of the so-called G-spot, or the magical spot located inside the pussy that can make a woman cum, cannot be proven with scientific evidence. This is why the researchers say that women should focus on the “female orgasm” instead of the “vaginal orgasm,” since every woman has the capacity to orgasm if her clit is nice and stimulated.

The researchers explain that the clit is basically the “female penis” since its anatomical structure is so closely related to a male’s cock (see pictures below). While the comparison may seem strange, a clit and a dick are similar in the way that increased blood flow causes their spongy tissues to engorge right before orgasm—the only difference is that the clit is very small and hard to find, which is why it’s important to educate and demystify women about their pussy’s. The study’s aim is to raise awareness about the myths of the “vaginal orgasm” so that women who feel shame at not being able to cum through PIV sex alone can start taking control of their own sexual pleasure.

At NiteFlirt, we’re all about empowering women through sex! Come celebrate the amazing and wonderful joys of the “female orgasm” right here!

Read more about the G-spot study here.

Meet the Woman with Two Vaginas

4305595470_3f705f390f_zCassandra Bankson is a model, Youtube star, and now, as she’s just discovered, a woman with two vaginas. She recently did a TV segment where she visits a doctor to learn about her condition, and also finds out that she not only has two vaginas, but two uteruses and two cervixes as well! Her pussy-deux was supported by an actual medical professional on the program, so it’s been proven that she does indeed have two vaginas (unlike the three-breasted woman hoax).

Bankson’s condition is known as “uterus didelphys,” and since it affects about one out of every 3,000 women, it’s not as uncommon as many might think. So, you might be wondering whether having two pussy’s is actually pretty awesome. Well, yes and no—according to Bankson, some women have more sensation due to the large amount of nerve endings, so having two vaginas sounds like it could be amazing sexually. But logistically, it could also be problematic in terms of getting pregnant, not to mention having two lady-times a month. But for now, she’s not too concerned, and is just trying to live a normal and happy life—with her two vaginas!

As we always say, more is more—especially when it comes to pussy! Come experience amazing sensations right here with us!

Check out a video of the incredible woman with two vaginas here!

The Canvas – A Sexual Bukkake Fantasy

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I have a very active fantasy life. In my mind, I am enjoying the best sex of my life and my callers often plant seeds that develop into epic masturbation sessions. I have had the following fantasy for over a decade now and so far have not been able to make it happen, but someday I will.

I am tied. The platform beneath me cold and unforgiving. Around me candlelight glows, my eyes desperately searching the darkness for my captors. I hear them breathing. Stepping forward, the leader speaks, “Tonight you will be our canvas.”

Looking up from my prone position, I see the remaining of my captors join him encircling my body and standing over me as predator would a prey. Each man positioned around my body drops his robe exposing his nude and glistening body. Their cocks standing proudly hard from their bodies and their eyes raking over my skin starts a tingling throughout me. My sex dampens and my nipples tighten.

In unison each man wraps his hand around his hard cock and stroking his shaft. A few of the men lean down to wipe their cockheads over goose-pimpled skin sending sharp electrical shocks through my sensitive body. Their stroking steady and patient. Suddenly, I feel the wetness of precum being rubbed on my right thigh, my left ribs, my forehead and feet. Moaning builds around the circle as the strong hands milk their shafts. The energy in the room builds to a fever pitch as one by one each man explodes. Their hot, sticky cum splashing down on me and building to cover my entire body – hair, face, torso and sex.

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_katystressreliefNext, I feel the touch of fingers, cocks and tongues upon my body. Using the cum as their medium and me as their canvas, they worked together to evenly coat my body with their seeds. Some men feeding me cum from their tongues and fingers while others just groped and massaged my body. As I am being painted, the leader steps up on the platform and stands between my legs. He kneels and slowly, using a single finger, slides between my pussy lips. I grow embarrassed as he seems to take pride in the wetness of my sex. His fingers slide inside me beginning to pump in and out of me – fast and hard against my g-spot. Building and building, I cum and squirt on his chest. I watch as my juice rolls down his skin and over his hardening cock.

Each man, one after the other, followed the leader by making me cum on his body. The last man marked and my body is spent. Laying there unable to move and drifting between darkness and light, I allow myself to enjoy the sights, smells and sensations of being someone’s canvas.

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Eva, Hands-Free Vibrator, Making the World a Happier Place

Eva is the first ever “hands-free, strap-free, non-invasive vibrator” for women to wear during sex. It was created by two women who wanted to correct “the pleasure gap,” which is basically the dismal fact that men are twice as likely to cum during heterosexual fucking than women. And since the vast majority of women—70%—need clitoral stimulation to get off during sex, these ladies decided that if they wanted a better sex toy, then they better get to work making it.best_phone_sex_niteflirt_eva_vibrator

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Eva has two wings that fit under thewoman’s labia which keeps the vibrator directly over her clit, allowing couples to fuck without a pesky hand-held sex toy getting in the way of their fun. The wings are flexible enough to fit a variety of pussy-types, yet strong enough to stay put during various positions and acts. Eva comes with three different settings that the makers of the toy describe as “gentle to almost intimidating.” It’s out in stores February 2015, costs $105, and has been getting rave reviews from the satisfied lady-testers who have incorporated the toy into their sex lives.

Here at Niteflirt, we are all about sex toys that give both partners pleasure, because let’s face it, it’s hot when a woman enjoys herself during sex. Hankering for some mutually satisfying fun? We know we are!

 

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NEWS: Japanese Artist Gets Arrested for “Pussy Kayak”

Provocative Japanese artist Megumi Igarshi has been arrested twice this year for designing a kayak in the shape of her pussy using a 3-D printer. Japanese authorities consider this “obscene,” while the artist argues that there’s nothing obscene about a big, beautiful sculpture in the shape of her pussy. In Japan, it is illegal to depict images of a woman’s pussy—even in porn! If convicted, Igarshi could face a large fine and up to 2 years in prison just for celebrating the beauty of her own body and the wonders of the amazing pussy. best_phone_sex_niteflirt_pussy_kayak

Igarshi brought a lot of attention to this bizarre case last year when she rowed her pussy kayak across a Tokyo river in protest “to confront the county’s taboos regarding the female form.” She explains that her pussy is her “primary motif,” and that she doesn’t find anything obscene about her chosen subject matter. Her situation is also drawing attention to what many consider sexist double standards in Japan’s obscenity laws: each year, men are allowed to celebrate an annual penis festival, “The Festival of the Steel Phallus.” It includes a parade of cocks and even a dick shrine!

Come celebrate freedom of expression and the beauty of the pussy here with us!

 

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NEWS: 500 Most Popular Searches in Porn

Many many people enjoy porn, so it makes sense that there’s just as much variety in the types of porn being made as the types of people who like to watch. So, you may have wondered, which types of porn are the most popular? The good people at Data Looks Dope have analyzed the data to answer this burning question, and have compiled the results into a handy, dope-looking chart which shows the 500 most popular video tags in porn. And the results are pretty interesting. best_phone_sex_niteflirt_orgasm23

First, the data comes from Xvideo’s 500 most used tags. So if there’s a lot of tags, that means there’s a lot of demand. And what are some of the more surprising findings? Most people search for “brunettes” over “blondes.” “Stockings” is also a very popular search. Not surprisingly, “hardcore,” “blowjob,” and “amateur” are some of the most popular types of porn. And “anal,” “cumshot,” “pussy,” “tits,” “ass,” are all very popular. It starts to get a bit more specific after that, with “gay,” “interracial,” “bigtits” (sic), and “milf.” You get the idea.

Whatever floats your boat, right? We like porn, but we are way better than a search, with just as much variety! Visit our Goodies section and run your own search!

 

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