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Vaginal Suppositories Offer a Whole New Way to Ingest Cannabis

These days, cannabis entrepreneurs are coming out with new and exciting ways to ingest the drug: edibles, vaporizing, oils and balms. But now, one company is promising to take weed to the next level with its latest product: a pot-infused vaginal suppository. That’s right, Foria, the same company that brought you pot-infused lube, is now offering women a whole new way to reap the medicinal benefits of marijuana—through their va-jay-jay’s!

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The company is marketing the product as a pain relief option for menstruation: “Till now, women had few options to address menstrual discomfort, primarily systemic pain relievers such as Ibuprofen or herbal teas,” Foria says. But don’t expect it to get your pussy stoned—it’s non-psychoactive “because of the delivery format.” The suppository delivers approximately 60 milligrams of THC and 10 milligrams of CBD, and is made of a mix of cocoa butter, CO2-extracted cannabis oil and a CBD isolate. It’s also adsorbed much faster through the vagina, taking only about 15 minutes to kick in instead of the usual two hours when ingesting edibles, which are adsorbed through the liver. So, ladies, if you’re looking for some buzz-worthy relief, check out your local weed stores in Cali and, hopefully soon, Colorado.

Looking to get a natural buzz on? We can take you to the next level right here!

Check out more about the pot-infused vaginal suppository here: https://www.westword.com/news/introducinga-pot-infused-vaginal-suppository-7542560

 

7 Things Everyone With a Pussy Should Know About Kegels

sexyyogaLadies, have you been doing your Kegels lately? You know the importance of pelvic floor exercises for keeping your lady parts nice and toned and ready for action, but do you know how to do them correctly? Here are 7 things you need to know about keeping your pussy healthy and strong with Kegels.

  1. Most people do Kegels wrong
    The majority of people squeeze the muscles around their va-jay-jays like the butt and thighs. “To find the right muscles, try to stop your pee midstream next time you go to the bathroom. The muscles you need to do that are the muscles needed to do a Kegel exercise,” says a physical therapist.
  2. Make sure you squeeze and lift your pelvic floor like an elevator
    “Imagine that elevator going up into your body, hold the elevator, and let it go back down.” And remember the “lifting” is what’s important here — many people just push down on their pelvic floor or squeeze, which isn’t effective.
  3. Ask your gynecologist to check out your technique
    Your gyno can easily tell you if you’re using the right muscles. They can also give you pointers, and let you know about the current tone of your pelvic floor.
  4. You can actually see your muscles working if you’re doing them correctly
    “If you want to check out your Kegels in action, you can lay on your back with a mirror between your legs. If you’re doing them correctly, you’ll see what’s called a ‘clitoral nod’ and an ‘anal wink’ — meaning that your clitoris will shift down and your anus will tighten into a smaller shape.”
  5. You can pretty much do them anywhere
    Sitting or lying down, standing up—however you feel comfortable. And since no one will know you’re doing them, you can literally do them anywhere.
  6. You can even do them during sex!
    “Sometimes it can help your Kegel technique to have something solid to squeeze, like a partner’s penis or a toy,” says the physical therapist. “And since the added ~grip~ can be pleasurable for your partner, that’s some A+ multitasking.”
  7. Kegels will improve your sexual pleasure
    Kegels help your lady parts to function better, and with more strength and blood flow to the area, it’s going to enhance sensations during sex.

Looking for ways to enhance your pleasure? We can help whip you into (sexual) shape right here!

Check out more things every lady should know about Kegels: https://www.buzzfeed.com/annaborges/youre-squeezing-right-now-arent-you#.yyMknE6aJ4

Oh Joy Sex Toy’s Illustrated, X-Rated Review of the Eva Vibe

evaYou might remember the Eva Vibe. It’s the first ever vibrator that fits snugly between your labia for hands-free solo or couple’s sex. It is adorable, looks like a little pussy beetle, and now, for the first time, has been reviewed! Oh Joy Sex Toy gives you the ins and outs of the Eva in a helpful, graphic comic (check it out below).

While the Eva looks like a cute little lapel pin for your labia, it doesn’t seem like it’d be all that comfortable. The illustrator/reviewer found upon trying out the Eva that it was surprisingly comfortable—which turned out to be not such a great thing. While it’s unobtrusive, “it’s so inconspicuous as to be ineffective on my bits,” she said. Unfortunately, all those good vibrations hit directly above the clit, so you need to push it down with your finger to get the good stuff, thus defeating the purpose of it being “hands-free.” She also had issues with it staying in place. If you’re getting pounded, there’s a good chance for most women that Eva will fly out of your pussy: “This little whirligig kept leaping for freedom any time I moved,” she said. The verdict: Eva’s got loads of potential, but for now, it just doesn’t hit the right spots.

Looking for some good times yourself? We can hit all the right spots here!

Check out the x-rated webcomic for Eva the hands-free vibrator here: https://bitchmedia.org/article/oh-joy-sex-toy-eva-vibe

A Woman Sent Guys Unsolicited Pussy Pics To See How They’d React

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What woman hasn’t received an unsolicited dick pic on a dating site? The answer is none. So to flip the script, a writer from LA decided to send unsolicited pussy pics to guys on Bumble, a new dating app, to see how they would react. And the responses she got are about as you’d expect—totally enthusiastic!

After a brief introduction, she sent the first guy a vagina pic. His response? “Yummy. That for me?” Another guy was so thrilled by the pussy pic, he used emojis to express his excitement! Another guy got very excited, too: “My tongue needs to be there ASAP. You have the most perfect vajaja, I wanna meet her.” This guy thought he’d found love-at-first-vagina-sight: “I would definitely like to lick that. Best girl I’ve matched with on Bumble so far.” Some guys had more subtle reactions: one dude sent a pic back of himself shirtless (come on, dude—obviously you need to send a dick pic!), and even stranger, a different guy sent back a pic of his dog. Sure seems like sending an unsolicited pussy pic will make any guy’s day on a dating site!

In the mood to get a thrilling surprise yourself? You can use more than emojis to express your excitement here!

Check out more about the woman who sent unsolicited pussy pics here: https://distractify.com/humor/2015/11/20/mustafa-watch-me-vijajay

Porn Stars Give Guys Oral Sex Tips

womandominatingmanHelpful porn stars decided to give some clueless guys a tutorial about how to eat pussy. To help the guys learn the right way to please ladies during foreplay, the porn stars demonstrated how to give really good head on oysters. And as you can imagine, things got very messy, and very weird (check out the video below). Here are some highlights.

First, one porn star demonstrated how to get a lady all revved up by kissing the oyster as if it were the belly, down to the thighs, and so on. Then, a different porn star instructed her student “to lick up and down, and spit on it [here she spits on her oyster]. Get it all nice and wet.” In other questionable advice, a porn star tells her student that he’s “gotta buff it first.” One lady gave excellent advice: “definitely if she says, ‘Don’t stop, keep going,” please don’t stop!” One student asked a very good question [after putting too much tabasco on his oyster]: “if a pussy burns your face, what should you do?” The answer: “run!” Other helpful tips included swirling and using an unpredictable rhythm with the tongue on the clit, and definitely using fingers in addition to giving her clit lots of love and attention. Oh yeah, and definitely don’t squeeze lemon on her pussy!

In the mood for some messy fun yourself? You don’t need a dozen oysters to get a lady to yell, “please don’t stop!”

Check out the video of porn stars teaching guys to eat pussy on oysters here: https://distractify.com/humor/2015/12/10/mustafa-porn-stars-drop-knowledge

Everything You Wanted To Know About Lesbian Sex But Were Afraid To Ask

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_lesbiansHuffpost Gay Voices recently asked real lesbians about real lesbian sex to find out what really goes on under the sheets (“or on top of the kitchen table or in the back seat of an Uber”). Their candid responses help to clarify what’s true about lesbian sex and what’s myth. Here are their answers to the most frequently asked questions about lesbian sex.

  1. What Is ‘Sex’ When It’s Between Two Women?
    “Anything we want it to be, honestly. Lesbian sex is about intimacy and pleasure, which is what any kind of sex really should be about.” True enough! Just use your imagination…
  2. Are There Specific Things That All Queer Women Do In Bed?
    “Lesbian sex isn’t just about scissoring, strap-ons, or eating pussy. There are an infinite number of ways that queer women have sex and an infinite number ways that queer women define sex.” Again, with a little imagination, the possibilities are infinite!
  3. Do Lesbians Fuck?
    “Queer women fuck. We have the hot, sweaty, nasty, delicious sex that has nothing to do with billowing curtains and satin sheets.” That sounds hot!
  4. Do You Miss Cock?
    “Fingers are far more agile than a penis and there are a zillion toys out there to help the cause.” Imaginative and resourceful!
  5. Is One of You the ‘Guy’ in Bed?
    “A thousand times no. Penetration is not the key to female orgasm. It’s a component. Lesbian sex isn’t an imitation of straight sex, which is a very good thing because studies show lesbians have more orgasms.” You know what they say: lesbians have more fun!
  6. Is One of You Always the Aggressor in Bed?
    “The kind of lesbian sex I enjoy the most is the kind I like to call “switch play.” We switch roles depending on our moods and desires.” Sexy!
  7. Do Lesbians Really Enjoy Fisting?
    “Fisting is a real thing. And no, if you’re communicating and doing it right, it doesn’t hurt; it’s awesome.” Fisting and lesbians: both awesome!
  8. Do Lesbians Like Ass-play?
    “Queer men and straight couples don’t get to have all the fun. Whether it’s a dildo, vibrator, or fingers, lesbian sex can also include the back door.” Girls just want to have fun!

In the mood for some fun yourself? We’ve got plenty of creative ways to have an awesome time here!

Here are more answers to frequently asked questions about lesbian sex.

How 3 of Hollywood’s Most Realistic Sex Scenes Were Created

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Have you ever wondered how Hollywood’s most famous sex scenes were created to seem so realistic? In films like Lars Von Trier’s Nymphomaniac Vol. I and II, the actors appear to be actually fucking—as in, we see shots of up-close, seemingly unsimulated penetrative sex. So how did the director achieve this level of realism without asking his actors to have actual sex? And how do other films pull off realistic looking sex scenes? To find out, let’s go behind the scenes of 3 famous ones.

  1. Nymphomaniac Vol. IHow did Lars Von Trier create such realistic sex scenes as the one that shows Shia LaBeouf’s cock repeatedly penetrating an actress? His method is three-tiered. His team first shot the actors simulating sex, then shot porn-stars actually having sex, and later digitally-imposed the two images together. “So above the waist it will be the star and below the waist it will be the doubles,” explains the film’s producer. They also used a prosthetic cock for a very realistic looking blowjob scene.
  2. Blue is the Warmest ColorIf you’ve seen this film, you must have wondered how they pulled off the epic seven-minute sex scene that includes scissoring, slapping, writhing, and manual and oral stimulation. During the intense 10 day sex scene shoot, the actors were asked to get naked and wear prosthetic vaginas. “We had fake pussies that were molds of our real pussies,” said one of the actors. “It was weird to have a fake mold of your pussy and then put it over your real one.” But it sure looked good!
  3. Monster’s BallArguably one of the best sex scenes in film history has a butt-naked Halle Berry famously shouting “Make me feel good!” So how’d they pull off the realistic looking sex? The answer’s simple: excellent acting. “I would only do it if Billy Bob agreed to be as naked as I was,” said Berry. Billy Bob Thornton later claimed that the notorious sex scene was the reason his relationship ended with then girlfriend Angelina Jolie.

In the mood for an intense experience yourself? We’re all about real and unsimulated here!

Check out more about how Hollywood’s most famous sex scenes were created here: https://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2014/03/24/how-hollywood-s-most-realistic-sex-scenes-were-made-don-t-look-now-to-.html

7 Women Confess Their True Feelings About Their Pussies

Some women recently took to Whisper to confess their deepest feelings about their pussies. Though you’d think having a pussy would be amazing, these women’s confessions show there’s a range of emotions when it comes to vajayjay’s. Here’s what they said.

  1. “Confession: I like to just sit and look at my vagina. I have major vagina confidence.”
    Well, vagina’s are pretty magical!
  2. “My husband wants to give me oral sex so bad but I won’t let him because I’m afraid of my vagina.”
    You have nothing to fear but fear itself! By all means, let your husband do his thang!
  3. “I told a guy my vagina had teeth so he wouldn’t date me. No regrets.”
    Yes, and if he actually believed you, then indeed, no regrets.
  4. “I rug burned my vagina and I have no idea how to explain this to a doctor.”
    Wow. It’s probably a pretty great story though!
  5. “My boyfriend just told me that my vagina smells like fried chicken. I’m taking that as a compliment.”
    Mmm, Finger lickin’ good!
  6. “My vagina is constantly wet…Is it possible to be TOO wet?”
    This is a good problem to have. And no it isn’t.
  7. “I’m scared to lose my virginity because my vagina doesn’t look like the girls I have seen in pornos…”
    Pussies come in all shapes, colors, and sizes. That’s what makes them beautiful!

In the mood for some amazing experiences yourself? Call us and let us do our thang!

More (magical) pussy confessions here.

You Can Now Put Your Dick In a Mouth-Pussy-Anus Robot

3fap_gif2Brian Sloan, creator of the blow-job simulating sex toy the Autoblow 2, is at it again with his newest invention: the 3Fap, “a three-in-one male masturbator” that offers a mouth, a pussy, and an anus for you to stick your dick into. The 3Fap uses 3-D scanned body parts from the winners of a “Vaginal Beauty Contest,” so you can fuck realistically rendered “genital beauty queens.”

And if getting your pick of three different orifices isn’t enough, you can also control your level of suction within each one. So far, Sloan is crowdfunding the 3Fap and has raised only a couple hundred of his $40,000 goal. But he assures you, with the 3Fap you can experience three different textures every time you “Fap”: the butt is “tight and smooth,” the pussy is “ribbed,” and the mouth is “a zig-zag pattern.” In short, this guy wants to make “Fapping fun again”—whatever that means.

In the mood for some realistic, fun experiences yourself? You don’t need an elaborate sex toy for that—we’ve got the real thing right here!

Here’s more about the three-in-one male sex toy.

Emojis That Mean Dirty Words

sexyemojisEver get a text with an emoji that seems to mean more than the image itself? A dude sends you an emoji of an eggplant (cock) and a chocolate chip cookie (pussy), for instance. Or simply an emoji of a full mailbox (fucking). Well, this handy guide will help you know for sure what those sexually-charged emojis really mean. Here are a few favorites (check out the complete guide from Buzzfeed below).

Cock Emojis

  1. Ear of corn
  2. Peeled banana
  3. Rocket ship
  4. Red lipstick

Balls Emojis

  1. Cluster of grapes
  2. Two mugs of beer
  3. Pig’s snout

Ass Emojis

  1. Peach
  2. Sprinkly donut

Tits Emojis

  1. Two cherries
  2. Camel humps

Pussy Emojis

  1. Strawberry
  2. Slice of cake
  3. Hard candy
  4. Coin purse

Fucking Emojis

  1. Rollercoaster
  2. Blowfish (?)
  3. A bowl of ramen noodles
  4. Slice of pizza

Cumming Emojis

  1. “The Scream”
  2. Fountain overflowing
  3. A whale blowing water out of its spout

In the mood for a little fireworks, shooting star, happy face, tango emoji? We are always down for some trumpet-blowing, factory-smoke fun!

As promised: Buzzfeed‘s full guide.