7 Moments Everyone With a Pussy Has Experienced While Masturbating

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_orgasmfaceThere are some experiences in life that are universal—and masturbation is one of them! Sometimes you’re bored, have to be stealthy, or are in the shower…so you might as well have an orgasm! If you have a pussy, we guarantee you will recognize some—or all—of these scenarios (check out the full list below).

  1. When you can be really loud
    Sometimes, you have to be stealthy and put pillows and blankets on top of yourself to mute the sound of your vibrator. But then there’s those rare and sacred times when no one’s around and you can crank up the volume on your porn and really let loose!
  2. When you wind up thinking about someone you’d rather not think about
    As BuzzFeed says, “No matter what fantasy you start out with, every once in a while someone completely random pops up and hijacks your fantasy.” Whoops!
  3. When the battery fails on your vibrator right as you’re about to cum
    This is just about the. Worst. Thing. Ever!
  4. When you have nothing better to do than rack up multiple orgasms
    Sometimes, with a can-do attitude, you find out exactly how many consecutive orgasms you can have in one session!
  5. When you’re in the shower and want to test out your shower head
    Everyone’s heard that the shower head on your clit is the holy grail of orgasms, so why not give it a go while sudsing up!
  6. When you make your clit go numb from using the highest setting on your vibrator
    This is not for the faint of heart, but sometimes, you want to see if you can cum in three seconds flat!
  7. When you need to put yourself to sleep
    Everyone knows cumming before bed is the best way to ensure a good night’s sleep.

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Check out more experiences everyone with a pussy has had while masturbating: https://www.buzzfeed.com/annaborges/masturbation-is-always-the-answer

Here’s What People Are Saying About This Oral Sex Toy That Looks Like a Windmill

1435975150441.cachedLadies, have you ever fantasized about a sex toy that would simulate head? If so, we bet you never expected it to look like the Sqweel 2, an oral sex toy made by Lovehoney. Its recently become the subject of much internet discourse—mainly because it looks like a windmill made of tongues!

As one Twitter user quipped, “there’s no way this sex toy, meant to simulate oral, was designed by a woman.” Another responded with, “speak for yourself, I exclusively date paddleboats.” Turns out, Sqweel 2 definitely was invented by a man, who defended his medieval waterwheel by saying that it “got a great response from female testers” and to not “knock it till you’ve tried it.” Surprisingly, a lot of reviewers have said it was “oddly accurate” and “clit lapping heaven.” But it still only has a 3.5 star rating because, according to the negative reviews, it was “Like having oral with a tired husband” and “Felt more like I was abusing myself with a balloon whisk.”

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Check out more about the oral sex toy that looks like a windmill: https://www.buzzfeed.com/juliareinstein/paddleboat-me-harder-baby

7 Things Your Pussy Wants You To Know About Masturbation

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_vibrator1BuzzFeed wants to know: “Have you appreciated your clitoris lately?” The reason they ask is because masturbation is amazing, and so good for your mind and body! Here are 7 ways to do right by your pussy.

  1. Masturbation should never be treated as a “stand-in for sex”
    Masturbation is its own unique and important sexual outlet—as one sex therapist explains, it should be “regarded as first class” and not “relegated to a second-class citizenship.” She adds that it’s “a lifelong relationship you have with your body and with your own sexuality.”
  2. It ain’t all about the Big O
    The ultimate goal of masturbation shouldn’t be about having an orgasm—in fact, it could be giving you performance anxiety. She advises women to “just focus on pleasuring yourself without worrying about whether or not you get off.”
  3. Use your digits before graduating to toys
    Figuring out how to get yourself off first without a toy sets a good foundation before experimenting with different kinds of orgasms. “Learn your baseline, and then you can go wild,” she says.
  4. Use the clit!
    This is the main reason women have trouble orgasming. Get a vibrator and go get off!
  5. Plenty of people require simultaneous stimulation of various erogenous zones for the best orgasm, too
    If clitoral stimulation isn’t working for you, play around with penetrating yourself, or exploring other erogenous zones!
  6. Besides being super fun and feeling great, there are health benefits to masturbation
    “It relieves stress, it helps you feel more relaxed, and it boosts endorphins and testosterone levels, which can improve your mood,” according to the sexpert.
  7. Masturbating can help you enjoy sex with other people more
    As the sexperts explain, if you don’t know what feels good to you, how will you be able to guide a partner? Your pleasure starts with knowing your body, exploring your body, and embracing your sexual health.

Looking for ways to appreciate your body? Come love yourself—with us!

Check out more female masturbation tips here: https://www.buzzfeed.com/annaborges/the-clit-is-it?utm_term=.xlxyb7R9G5#.lcd5MYZAzb

‘Eat It’: the Art Show Dedicated To Eating Pussy

naked beautiful bodyThe sex-positive, feminist art show, “Eat It,” is using the words of cunnilingus enthusiast Lil Wayne as inspiration: “I got a sweet tooth. Now can I eat you?” The show, curated by comedian and writer Alison Stevenson and filmmaker and artist Elizabeth Vazquez, is all about the joys of eating pussy. The women are hoping to normalize and celebrate the act of going down because, as they say, “It’s an act that’s not as celebrated as other sex acts.”

“Eat It” showcases the art of some amazing feminist artists, including Frances Canon, Fahren Feingold, and Priyanka Paul, to show just how beautiful cunnilingus can be. And the show does not shy away from body parts and details: “The philosophy was basically, the more graphic the better,” Stevenson said. Even if you can’t make the exhibition, they want you to take their muff-diving philosophy to heart: “Ask! Communicate! Communication is a really important part of sex. People shy away from it, they think it ruins the moment, but it will actually make the moment a lot better.” And we can all draw inspiration from Lil Wayne, who says in his song, “Pussy Monster”: “It’s like I gotta eat it just to stay alive.”

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Check out more about “Eat It” here: https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/eat-it-cunnilingus-feminist-art-show_us_57b74f0ce4b03d51368850bd

Study Finds Only Half of British Women Can Identify the Pussy on a Diagram

A new study conducted for Gynecological Cancer Awareness Month in September asked British women to identify their lady parts on a diagram. The website encourages women to “take part in our quiz on the female anatomy and see if you can correctly label all the different parts of the female anatomy.” So, how’d they do? The results were pretty shocking.

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Only half of the 1,000 women polled for the survey could correctly locate the pussy—just 56 percent. And less than a third could correctly label all six parts. Think it’s just Brits who are too busy drinking tea and eating biscuits to learn their own anatomy? A 2014 Yale University study found that US women are equally incompetent when it comes to knowing how their own bodies work. Interestingly, the British study also found that 70 percent of women could correctly identity the foreskin, penis and testes. Looks like both Brits and Americans need to bone up on their sexual education!

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Check out more about a study in which only half of participants could identify the pussy on a diagram:https://jezebel.com/study-finds-only-half-of-british-women-can-identify-a-v-1786108361

You’ve Never Seen Anything Like This Artist’s Erotic, Surreal Tumblr

NSFW Girls UnawareA Hamburg-based male artist, who chooses to remain anonymous, is behind the fantastical freakiness Girls Unawares, the Tumblr that remixes body parts into monstrous creations. The Tumblr is both an erotic celebration and a radical project in the name of self-love and acceptance. “Sure, masturbate or let someone you love choke you. Your body hair, stretch marks and freckles are beautiful!” says the artist.

He uses clay to make such works as an erect cock in a priest’s robe, arms wide open like Christ the Redeemer. You’ll also find bright, candy-striped toothpaste neatly being squeezed out of an anus and onto a toothbrush! Other uncanny creations include a pussy with cat whiskers, a cigarette-smoking vayjayjay, and a butthole serving up frozen yogurt! The artist takes cues from the generation of virtual activists and creatives he finds on Tumblr, who reject white-washed images of “artificially beautified bodies” and instead go for “radical acceptance”: “They use BDSM as their playground or just as a fashion statement. And most importantly, they want to decide for themselves about their bodies and their sexuality.” Nothing weird about that!

Want to have some fantastically freaky experiences yourself? Let’s get weird and wild!

Check out the erotic, surreal works of Girls Unawares: https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/artist-will-turn-your-tumblr-profile-into-a-freaky-nsfw-surrealist-masterpiece_us_57588a79e4b00f97fba73231

Most Women Prefer Hairless Pussies, New Study Confirms

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_pubicThe intriguing question of whether women prefer their pussies to be perfectly groomed continues to be a source of interest for researchers. And now, a new study proves that most women, particularly those with access to luxuries such as waxing, do indeed like to go hairless. So what exactly is it about bald pubes, or as The New York Times so aptly puts it, “female genitalia, bereft of hair,” that appeals to women?

The study published recently in the journal JAMA Dermatology “surveyed a sample group of 3,316 women (age 18 to 65) and found that 62.1% of them prefer to have no pubic hair and many (59%) do it for pure hygiene reasons, whether through waxing, shaving or other means,” reports Jezebel. It seems women—especially those who are younger, white, and more educated—shave their snatches increasingly for cosmetic purposes, and also because their partners prefer it: “A total of 875 (31.5%) reported grooming because they believe it makes their genitals more attractive, and 586 (21.1%) reported grooming because of partner preference,” the study concludes. The study also found that the ladies getting laid the most are the ones who regularly groom. Finally, the age-old question of why women shave their pussies has been answered!

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Check out more about the new study that confirms most women like hairless pussies here: https://jezebel.com/most-women-prefer-having-bald-pubes-new-study-confirms-1782826994

The Vagina Costume Spreading Awareness and Laughs

Photo via Conceived Brooklyn
Photo via Conceived Brooklyn

Have you ever wanted to show your support for pussy power—by actually dressing up as one? If the answer is yes, you’re in luck: a Brooklyn company is manufacturing Lycra and polyester costumes designed to look like a vajayjay! The company, Conceived in Brooklyn, has been making headlines lately for their adorable, $149 pink costume, which also has a philanthropic aim: to celebrate women’s vaginas!

“A vagina costume can provoke an uncomfortable response,” reads the company’s website. “Our intent is to draw attention to a topic that many people aren’t aware of.” What the company’s doing is often called “vagactivism,” defined as “a delightful form of activism that champions women’s rights by destigmatizing and celebrating the vagina.” If it isn’t totally clear how wearing a giant vagina costume will do that, besides showing pussy pride, Conceived in Brooklyn has promised to donate $10 of every $149 to 50 Cents. Period., an organization that promotes women’s health, menstrual hygiene, and sex education around the world. The costume company is also trying to spread the vagina love on social media with the hashtag #costumeforacause. So, if you want to show your love for the vag—and you don’t mind looking like a giant pink hotdog—you know where you can find your cute vulva costume!

Want to show your support for the vagine? You don’t need to dress like one to show your love!

Check out more about the vagina costume that spreads awareness here: https://www.slate.com/blogs/xx_factor/2016/05/25/what_is_the_deal_with_this_149_vagina_costume.html

Vagina Massage is the Latest Craze in Women’s Health

naked beautiful bodyIf you follow GOOP’s new-agey, bougie health column and other health magazines like it, you’ve probably heard of the latest craze in women’s health: vagina massage, aka, yoni massage. And if so, you probably also heard that it is basically an erotic massage—which costs $300! So, we gotta ask: why would you pay someone a boatload of money to get you off when you can just do it yourself?

The Daily Beast reports, “These erotic massages have been around for decades, offered by sensual new-agey masseuses and masseurs in a major metropolis near you. But after a recent women’s health article drew attention the practice, gossip mags and tabloids have declared them a ‘craze’ that is on ‘rise.’” Yoni massages, which are named after the Sanskrit word for “place of birth,” involve just what you’d imagine: the labia majora is rubbed, then the clitoris, and the G-spot, until the woman is brought to orgasm. Several OB/GYN’s have commented that women can easily do this themselves manually, with a vibrator, or with a partner, making the massage not only very expensive but also very unnecessary. So, even if you don’t have $15,000 to buy a gold-plated dildo like Gwyneth Paltrow, women’s doctors are suggesting you just perform your own yoni massages at home for all the same health benefits—and fun!

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Check out more about vagina massages here: https://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2016/05/28/the-goop-crowd-s-latest-craze-is-vagina-massage.html

There’s an Evolutionary Reason To Go Down On Your Woman

Some men just really really love to eat pussy—which, from an evolutionary perspective, actually works out in their favor. While closing that unfair orgasm gap is enough of a reason to go down on your partner (or simply out of common courtesy), Charles Darwin is giving you another reason. Women might have evolved to stay with partners who perform cunnilingus, Medical Daily suggests.

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Oral sex can heighten arousal and, as a result, overall sexual satisfaction. This could explain why a sexually satisfied woman who’s getting good head would choose to stay with her partner instead of finding another. According to Medical Daily, there’s research to back up this theory: “The research showed that men who were most likely to report getting their partner to orgasm during oral sex were more likely to think their woman was sought after by other men. Therefore, the more eager men are to please partners believed to have better options the more likely they may be to perform cunnilingus to keep their mates from cheating.” In other words, if women are getting off enough with their current sex partners—which is more likely to happen when they’re getting plenty of good head—they might be less likely to cheat. Thanks for the good news, Darwin!

Looking for some satisfaction? You don’t need an evolutionary reason to get some good good lovin’!

Check out more about the evolutionary reason to go down on your woman here: https://mic.com/articles/143715/there-s-a-scientific-reason-why-you-should-be-having-more-oral-sex