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Dwayne Johnson Proudly Eats Pussy

Photo via Conceived Brooklyn
Photo via Conceived Brooklyn

It seems Dwayne Johnson may have gotten his former title as The Rock for far sexier reasons than just his body-builder physique. Johnson, also known as Daddyyyyyyyyyyy, shared a little fun fact with his Twitter followers recently. In response to a story about newly canceled keyholder DJ Khaled and his refusal to go down on his wife despite the fact that he expects her to go down on him, Johnson proudly came out as pro-pussy.

The Root tweeted this in response to the story about DJ Khaled: “DJ Khaled says he doesn’t perform oral sex, but expects it from his wife because he’s the king: ‘Different rules for men.’” To that, Johnson tweeted, “Ahem.. *clears throat* as a man, I take great pride in mastering ALL performances. This is probably a little TMI.. I will now quietly excuse myself from this fun thread.” His partner, Lauren Hashian, is very lucky to have The Rock, er, Dwayne Johnson in her…life.

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Check out more about Dwayne Johnson tweeting that he loves eating pussy: https://jezebel.com/dwayne-johnson-eats-box-1825821238

7 Sex Stories That Are Both Hilarious and Cringeworthy

LetsTalkSexSometimes it’s possible for sex to be both hilarious and horrifying. And these real sex stories definitely check both boxes. Here are the most cringeworthy sex horror stories from BuzzFeed readers (check out more below).

  1. The cum stain“I was on top of my boyfriend, jerking him off. He came all over himself and we cleaned everything. That afternoon I went to my grandma’s house, and it was only when sitting all together with my family that I noticed that some of his cum had shot onto my black shirt. I then had to go run some errands with my boyfriend with a cum-stained shirt.” Lots of stares!
  2. The blizzard “We started having no-blankets-on, bare-ass-naked sex, and all of the sudden I heard a ‘WOAH guys!’My grandpa was standing in the doorway holding two Blizzards. We scurried under the blankets, he walked over, handed us the Blizzards, and left.” Thanks for the refreshments, grandpa!
  3. Vacation sex gone wrong“My (former) boyfriend and I started fooling around while we were in one of those huge two-people hammocks while on vacation in Mexico. Mid-romp, the hammock busted and I fell, shoulder first, into the tree stump under the hammock net. I spent two days in a Mexican community hospital and left Mexico with a fractured arm, no tan, and enough shame to last a lifetime.” Wah wah wah.
  4. Jaw-dropping pussy eating“I was hooking up with my brother’s friend, and he started going down on me, getting ~really~ into it. When he finally came up for air, he tried to say something but literally couldn’t speak!He couldn’t move his jaw! I had to call an ambulance and the doctor had to yank his jaw back into place.” Now that’ssome enthusiastic head!
  5. The quick clean-up“I once had sex in a changing room at the mall. When we finished, there was a *mess* on the floor. We had nothing with us to clean it up, so I hope no one bought the jacket we used on the floor.” You fuck it you bought it?
  6. The unexpected queef“Everything was hot and steamy and romantic while hooking up with my boyfriend…until I let out a huge queef on his dick. While he was inside me. It sounded like a deflated balloon.” Whoops!
  7. The Jaws (sex) scene“We were going for round two in the early morning the next day, only for him to look down and see a bunch of blood. My period had came a week early. After showering, and laying in bed, my boyfriend said, ‘It was like a shark attacked my dick!’” Nothing like a good horror movie to set the mood!

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Check out more sex horror stories: https://www.buzzfeed.com/cieravelarde/sex-horror-stories-from-horror-story-a-day

8 Sex Tips Everyone Should Know About

threesome-sex-positions_1447521164When it comes to giving head and fucking well, BuzzFeed Brazil readers have some helpful suggestions. Whether you’re into pussy or dick—or both!—here are 8 sex tips everyone should know about. Then the next time you’re eating pussy, giving a blowjob, or fucking, put these tips into action (see full list below)!

  1. Remember: the clit is sensitiveGo slow and be gentle at first. “Oral sex has to be like a well-placed kiss: moist, unhurried, and organized,” says a reader.
  2. If she’s not saying much, everything is probably good“When a woman is really quiet, sometimes even silent or only lightly moaning, it’s almost always a good sign! Women like this to be a truly intimate moment, with no pressure and especially no rush!” Silence is golden!
  3. “Like that” means “exactly like that,” not “faster”“Rhythm is everything! You’re better off trying to keep the same rhythm than thinking that you need to samba all over the place with your tongue! Did you hear that little gasp?” KEEP IT UP!
  4. When giving a blowjob, don’t forget the happy place“Sucking the balls is essential, but then use your tongue to trace that little line between the scrotum and anus (aka the perineum). That’s when he’ll really lose his mind.” Good tip!
  5. Know about the male G-spotThe male G-spot, aka the prostate, is about one finger-length from the entrance of the anus. Use light pressure and massage with your finger as if you were pointing up towards the penis. “If you do this while sucking him too, watch out for surprise ejaculation, because he won’t be able to control himself.”
  6. For sex, one good lay is better than a lot of average onesQuality over quantity!
  7. Know your own body “If you don’t know your own body, there’s no way you can expect someone else to get familiar with it, so figure yourself out!” What the world needs now is self-love, sweet self-love!
  8. Sex isn’t just penetrationA lot of women say the best part is actually the foreplay, so remember not to skimp on all the hot action before the main event.

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Check out more sex tips everyone should know: https://www.buzzfeed.com/deliacai/kiss-that-vulva

The A-Spot Is The Latest Discovery In What Makes Women Cum

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_sexyhypnogirl2You’ve heard of the G-spot, but how about the A-spot? The G-spot, or the area at the front of the pussy which can greatly enhance an orgasm when stimulated, is just one place that can lead to the big O. There’s also the A-spot, or anterior fornix, an erogenous zone between the cervix and the bladder.

Sex counsellors believe the A-spot is the “patch of sensitive tissue that lubricates when stimulated.” They also believe women can cum from stimulating the urethra, since the area is wrapped around the clit. But there’s no one way of cumming—some women can cum from kissing or nipple stimulation alone. As sexperts explain, for women “orgasm occurs first and foremost in the brain,” so there is no one-spot-fits-all when it comes to cumming!

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Check out more about the different spots that make women cum: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-5466017/Expert-reveals-unique-ways-women-orgasm.html

The Craziest Things Women Put In Their Pussies Last Year

ivankaIt seems that every year vaginal trends get even weirder. From glitter capsules to cucumber cleanses, there are some truly bizarre products for the pussy out there. Here are the craziest things women put in their pussies in 2017.

  1. Wasp nests
    Actual insect nests were ground into a paste and sold on Etsy to “heal episiotomy cuts, rejuvenate the uterine wall and clean out the vagina.” The listing has since been deleted because, you know, wasp nests are not meant to be put into vaginas.
  2. Cucumber cleanse
    These were meant to “help sanitize and maintain a pleasant odor.” Hot tip: it doesn’t work.
  3. Vicks VapoRub
    Some claim it’s both a “cleaner” and a sex-booster. Good luck with that!
  4. Lipstick glue
    The man who invented it says it helps clean the “self-cleaning shower drain” also known as the pussy. Any man who refers to a woman’s pussy as a “drain” should not be selling vaginal products, just FYI.
  5. Glitter
    Passion Dust Intimacy Capsules dissolve when placed in the vagina and release “sparkling candy-flavored passion dust.” Despite going viral, these glitter capsules are not doctor-approved or safe to insert inside your pussy.

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Check out more of the weirdest things women put in their pussies in 2017: https://nypost.com/2017/12/29/the-craziest-things-women-did-to-their-vaginas-this-year/

Painter Turns Pussies Into Works Of Art

4305595470_3f705f390f_zJaqueline Secor’s surreal paintings of the female anatomy prove every pussy is a work of art. Secor’s The Diversity of Nature presents a “palette of labias majora and minora as diverse as the rich colors she uses to paint them,” according to Vice. Models from around the world posed for the paintings, presenting a colorful multitude of pussies in all their various shapes and sizes.

Secor’s work depicts the pussy as a beautiful flower—sometimes literally—and in doing so makes a powerful statement about the beauty of the female form. For the artist, painting pussies became an “artistic campaign for personal empowerment.” The artist says of her body-positive work, “This series honors each body in all of its individuality.”

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Check out more about The Diversity of Nature: https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/7xxe9x/nsfw-this-feminist-ex-mormon-is-bringing-floral-vagina-paintings-to-utah

Pussy Emojis Finally Exist

vaginaanatomyHave you been looking for a new sext-positive emoji? If so, look no further than pussy emojis, which are promising to take your sexting game to a whole new level. Flirtmoji, a sex-positive startup company, released a set of five diverse and adorable pussy emojis for your flirting pleasure.

“The self-proclaimed ‘group of hornballs‘ launched Flirtmoji last year to create a visual language of almost 200 emojis ‘designed to empower people of all sexualities to communicate their desires, concerns and flirtations,’” says HuffPo. Just like in real life, each pussy is designed to have a unique shape, size and color. Flirtmoji wants to create a whole new way to talk about sex in a fun, playful way. How perfect!

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Check out more about pussy emojis: https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/adorable-vagina-emojis-exist-and-weve-never-been-happier_us_561d3ab3e4b028dd7ea54722

A Complete Dictionary Of The Most Bizarre Sex Slang

cosmic_banditaHave you ever been asked to “swing the dolphin?” If so, you’ve been introduced to the delightful and strange world of sex slang! There’s even a dictionary which has over 130,000 collected words and phrases that people have used over the centuries to mean dick, pussy, ass, and sex. Here are some of the weirdest ones (check out more below).

  1. A bit of summer cabbage (circa 1895)
    “Summer cabbage” means to have sex. “Cabbage” itself is used in slang to mean pussy, as has the “cauliflower,” the “mushroom,” and the “artichoke.”
  2. Dry mouthed widow (c. 1942)
    The dry mouthed widow is the dry hand that substitutes for the wet pussy. There’s a lot of terms of this sort, like “Rosie Palm and her Five Daughters” and “Mrs Palm and her Five Daughters.”
  3. Engage in three to one and bound to lose (c. 1793)
    The “three” represents the dick and the two testicles, the “one” is the pussy, and the “loss” is of semen when you cum.
  4. Flock of geese flying out of one’s backside (c. 1959)
    This is a fine Australian phrase that is an attempt to represent orgasm. Strange!
  5. Like a herd of turtles (c. 1940s)
    This is an Australian term for a sex positive woman! It’s used for a woman who has sex enthusiastically. This is from the late 1940s: “You ought to take her out to the toolies [tool shed], she’ll go like a herd of turtles!”
  6. Watergate (c. 1560)
    This is a term for a wet pussy. As Broadly explains, “Watergates were something you had in irrigation systems, and the gate is a word for vagina. It’s 1560, which is pretty much almost as far back as slang has been collected.”

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Check out more sex slang here: https://broadly.vice.com/en_us/article/complete-dictionary-bizarre-sex-slang

Surprising Facts About How Women Watch Porn

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_girls_eatingHere’s something a lot of people don’t know: women watch porn! YouPorn recently released some data about how women, one quarter of YouPorn’s audience, watch porn, and the results might surprise you. To start, the three most viewed porn categories by women are Lesbian, Romantic, and Threesome.

In comparison to men, women are more likely to search for “hardcore pussy licking” (630%), “lesbian scissor” (570%), and “lesbian threesome” (351%). YouPorn also found that 56% of women have apparently imagined themselves appearing in a porn video, and 28% of the women choose videos with a dominating female character—naughty! For women in relationships, 89% prefer to watch porn alone, but 69% (wink wink) wouldn’t mind if their partner found them watching it!

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Check out more data about how women watch porn: https://www.buzzfeed.com/benhenry/this-is-how-women-actually-feel-about-watching-porn

9 Orgasms You’ve Probably Had If You Have a Pussy

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_orgasm23Just like a woman’s pussy, an orgasm comes in all shapes and sizes. From a really intense twitchy one to one that makes you wonder if you just squirted, you’ve probably experienced a range of orgasms if you have a pussy. Here are some of the most familiar ones (check out the complete list from BuzzFeed below).

  1. The “WTF Just Happened” Orgasm
    Maybe the friction from a bike or a train caused it. Maybe you didn’t see it coming and then all of a sudden there you are, cumming. Whatever it is, IT CAME AND IT FELT AWESOME.
  2. The “Almost… Almost… Almost… Almost…” Orgasm
    This is the orgasm that fakes you out over and over and over again…before finally showing up! Good things happen to those who wait!
  3. The “Thrasher” Orgasm
    As BuzzFeed explains, “This orgasm is a switch for any convulsion your body is capable of — so be careful, because you might accidentally kick someone in the face or nearly suffocate them between your thighs like a vise. But…worth it.”
  4. The “Too Late To Skip This Part Of The Porn” Orgasm
    We’ve all been there: you’re about to cum and suddenly the porn switches to something you really don’t like—or worse, the video starts buffering—but you just. Can’t. Stop. It.
  5. The “Sorry But There’s No Way I Can Look Cute Right Now” Orgasm
    This is the orgasm that hijacks your face and does not let you control how it looks. Picture something like a scrunchy-faced beast!
  6. The Clit Orgasm
    Sometimes, you have a clitoral orgasm so good, you just have to say, “The clit is it.”
  7. The “World Record” Orgasm
    This results from testing out the highest setting on your vibrator—and cumming in two seconds.
  8. The “Wake The Neighbors” Orgasm
    This orgasm rattles the walls, the headboard, the box spring, and the windows!
  9. The “Was That Pee or Did I Squirt?” Orgasm
    You came and there was definitely a lot of bodily fluid…but what was it?

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Check out more about the various orgasms you’ve probably had if you have a pussy: https://www.buzzfeed.com/annaborges/slowly-and-then-all-at-once