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Company Launches Pussy-Flavored Chips So Millennials Can Get Laid More

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A chip company has an exciting new flavor for sex-starved 30-somethings: pussy. “After tasting it, you will remember your wildest love adventures, your first real love, and maybe even lose your oral virginity,” said reps for Chazz, the Lithuania-based creators of the XXX chips. Dubbed “pussy-flavored potato chips,” the kinky creations are meant to inspire millennials to get laid.

“According to several past years research data around the world, millennials are having 3 times less sex than their parents at the same age,” Chazz claimed, adding “It is unbelievable that someone is choosing social media instead of live communication, dating and real sex.” The NSFW chips are apparently not just for sex-deprived millennials. The site says they are also “a great GIFT for the one you love, cause to initiate a romantic evening, or just simple delight for your taste buds and fun chat about sex.”

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Check out more about new pussy-flavored chips: https://nypost.com/2022/09/21/company-launches-vagina-chips-for-sex-starved-millennials/

TikTok Doc Reveals True ‘Primary Function’ Of The Pussy

A “vaginacologist” on TikTok clocked 567,300 views with a scintillating clip that she recently shared on the social media site. In the viral video, she appears in blue scrubs as she asks viewers to guess the primary function of the pussy. She says most people believe the main function is to “have babies”—but then refutes that with a woman’s ability to have a Caesarean section.

The TikTok doc then revealed her answer: “Sex!” She explained, “Because once you go through menopause you can no longer have babies.” She then enthusiastically declared: “But what can you continue to have? Sex!” The doctor’s video thrilled TikTokers: “My new favorite doctor!” one woman proclaimed.

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Check out more about a TikTok revealing the true “primary function” of the pussy: https://nypost.com/2022/07/28/doc-shocks-as-she-reveals-true-primary-function-of-vagina/

Artist Creates Music With Her Vibrator

When music artist and producer Von goes to parties, she gets recognized for her unorthodox way of producing music: “Everyone’s like, ‘You’re the vibrator girl,’” she said in a recent interview. Using the Lioness’ smart vibrator, Von is able to create beats using the contractions of her pussy that occur when she orgasms. Von then converts the wavelength of her orgasm into a soundwave.

“You can change [the parameters of an orgasm] to literally anything you want,” she explained. “I just happen to change it to amplitude over time, which is sound.” In a viral TikTok explaining her process, Von says she picks part of the waveform shown on the Lioness app, inputs the waveform into Serum (a wave table synth), and then “[messes] with” the wave form until she gets a beat she likes. With over 12K followers on TikTok and almost 5,000 monthly listeners on Spotify, Von releases original tracks and remixes featuring her signature “irreplicable” beats.

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Check out more about an artist creating music with her vibrator: https://www.dailydot.com/unclick/creator-economy-von-music/

‘GripTok’ Is The ‘Gorilla Grip’ Pussy Trend On TikTok

TikTok is all about that “gorilla grip,” which according to the Urban Dictionary is defined as “tight ass W.A.P that’s so tight…it’s almost like a gorilla gripping your dick.” It’s so popular, in fact, the tag #gorillagrip has 37.8 million views on TikTok. As one user explains, “the suez canal got that gorilla grip.”

The phrase even inspired “GripTok,” a TikTok trend that encourages viewers to do kegels to the beat of viral songs. TikTok users would post videos reminding each other to do their daily kegels, and push viewers to keep up with the accelerating tempo. The tag #griptok has 50.2 million views, inspiring users to get their pussies “gorilla grip” tight.

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Check out more about “GripTok”: https://mashable.com/article/griptok-gorilla-grip-coochie-meme-kegels/

Art Installation Asks People To Find The Clit On A Giant Pussy

Move over monoliths depicting giant wooden dicks, now there’s a giant pussy in Brazil. The sculpture is of a bright red vulva nestled into a hill in an art park in Brazil’s Mata Sul Pernambucana, according to a Facebook post by the artist, Juliana Notari. The title of the work is Diva and it is a crevice, dug into the dirt “measuring 33 meters high, by 16 meters wide and 6 meters deep” covered in concrete and resin.

Notari also explained on her Facebook post that the sculpture was intended to inspire a dialogue on “issues that refer to gender issues from a female perspective”—mainly, the issue of finding the clit. Brazil’s conservative president and noted hater of art Jair Bolsonaro has not commented on the enormous pussy. This giant pussy sculpture should be required viewing—though it’s hard to miss!

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Check out more about an art installation depicting a giant pussy: https://jezebel.com/art-installation-begs-the-question-will-men-finally-be-1845993210?utm_campaign=Jezebel&utm_

Model Claims Sunbathing Her Pussy For Two Hours A Day Has Boosted Her Libido

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A woman has amazed her social media users after revealing she sunbathes her pussy for two hours a day. The woman shared a snap on her Instagram page in which she could be seen presenting her pussy to the sun as part of her morning routine. The racy photo shows her tanned and oiled nude body, from her breasts down to her legs, which are spread open wide.

Sharing the snap, she wrote: “Nothing better than a morning sun.” She argued that “exposing private parts to the sun” can “provide more energy” and “increase libido,” adding that it can also “help you get a good nights sleep.” She also discussed on her OnlyFans account how a lockdown without sex affected her: “It was traumatising. I don’t want a lockdown without sex anymore. Nobody can take it.”

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Check out more about a model sunbathing her pussy: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-9014583/Woman-reveals-sunbathing-vagina-two-hours-day-boosted-libido.htm

7 Funny Tweets About Having A Pussy

People on Twitter have been looking inward (no pun intended!) since the lockdown began—and yes we’re talking about pussies! Whether the ladies need to bemoan quarantine-celibacy or not being able to get a wax, these tweets capture what life is like for pussies right now. Here are the best 7 tweets about having a pussy:

  1. “who called it vagina and not penis flytrap”
    Pussy dad joke?
  2. “*coughs*
    *dust shoots out of vagina*”
    Not sure there’s a mask for that…
  3. “Before lockdown, I had laser hair removal on my lady parts. They only did the top half and I didn’t get to go back for the bottom half. Now my vag is bare up top, and a bush down below. My vagina has a mullet.”
    Could be a new hair trend!
  4. “My 4-yr old just fell off her bike and said, ‘I fell and it hurt my vagina, but I got right back up.’ New motto to live by, ladies.”
    Right on!
  5. “I haven’t seen my vagina in a month. My bf says she’s doing good but what the hell do he know.”
    It’s all about trust in a relationship…
  6. “I once accidentally sent a photo of my vagina to my son’s guidance counselor and she emailed me saying she had received a ‘very disturbing image’ from me and I’m still waiting for an apology.”
    Fair enough!
  7. “I haven’t been touched in so long my vagina is now purely decorative.”
    We can help with that!

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Check out more funny tweets about having a pussy: https://www.buzzfeed.com/crystalro/funny-vagina-tweets-2

Twitter Has A Lot To Say About This Oddly Sexual Chicken Cooking Video

vaginaanatomyThe internet may be a little too into a chicken prep cooking video that’s been making the rounds on Twitter. The video entitled “Cordon bleu deluxe” shows a very enthusiastic chef using an, ahem, unusual method for the chicken breast. As one Twitter user pointed out, “why did he finger the chicken like that….”

Another user added, “Weirdly, this is how I like to get my pussy ready before I go out on the town.” Others inevitably agreed the chicken was rather pussy-like: “I took a double take cause I thought the chicken was a Fleshlight at first.” Surprisingly, some were offended by both the erotic nature of the video and the chef’s apparent under-seasoning of the dish: “This is the most sexually unseasoned chicken video that I ever watched. I am ashamed.”

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Check out more about an oddly sexual chicken prep video: https://www.dailydot.com/unclick/chicken-prep-video-twitter/

Pastor Is Melting Purity Rings Into A Golden Pussy Sculpture

naked beautiful bodyA progressive Christian author and theologian has a great idea for what to do with “purity” rings: burn them! The pastor issued a call on Twitter for people to send her those rings so she can melt them down and recast them as a “golden vagina.” She sees it as a powerful way to turn a symbol used to shame women and their bodies into something beautiful and liberating.

The pastor is the founder of Denver’s “House for All Sinners and Saints,” a progressive, queer-inclusive Lutheran congregation. She pushes back against religious notions of controlling women’s bodies and sexuality. In exchange for the purity rings, the pastor sends a silicone “impurity” ring and a “Certificate of Impurity.”

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Check out more about a pastor recasting purity rings into a giant pussy sculpture: https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/nadia-bolz-weber-purity-ring-vagina-sculpture_us_5bfdac5ee4b0a46950dce000

Adventurous Women Are Getting Their Pussies Stoned Before Sex

PinkPussyPaige04While combining cannabis and sex is nothing new, there’s now a new way to do it: cannabis for the pussy. Instead of smoking marijuana to relax before sex, more women are actually using cannabis sprays and creams applied directly to their pussies. Many claim the substance relaxes their vaginal muscles while providing “warmth and comfort,” leading to better and more intense orgasms.

“Cannasexuals” use cannabis products, often the non-psychoactive styles, in the bedroom to enhance sexual pleasure. Instead of getting high, cannasexuals are using cannabidiol to relax their muscles before sex. “I know that cannabis in itself can really help relax the nervous system, which is the gateway to experiencing pleasure,” one sexpert said. Though there hasn’t been much research on cannabis oils for lady parts, many women are saying it really helps keep sex mind-blowing.

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Check out more about cannabis for the pussy: https://nypost.com/2018/06/21/adventurous-women-are-getting-their-vaginas-super-stoned/